NOYNOY vs. BONGBONG

1 03 2011


President Noynoy Aquino and Sen. Bongbong Marcos exchanged potshots last week.

According to Sen. Bongbong Marcos, the Philippines could have been a rich state like Singapore if his father had not been ousted 25 years ago. In another news, a drug test among senators has been proposed.

This just in: There had been an intense and personal exchange of text messages between President Aquino and Senator Bongbong Marcos over the weekend. A reliable source who requested anonymity intercepted the following messages.

BONGBONG: can we tok?
NOYNOY: hu u?
BONGBONG: kapal mo! u deleted my number na?
NOYNOY: kupal ka pala eh. sino k b?
BONGBONG: gago! senator bongbong here.
NOYNOY: tae ka! y wud i have your #?

BONGBONG: di ka ba talaga pwedeng makausap nang matino?
NOYNOY: di tayo close, you know that!
BONGBONG: ulol! we have a lot of things in common, tandaan mo ‘yan.
NOYNOY: magkaiba tayo.

BONGBONG: ‘di ah! pangalan pa lang natin, pareho na! bong-bong! noy-noy!
NOYNOY: tanga! anong pareho dun!? magkaiba ‘yon. ferdinand ka, benigno ako.
BONGBONG: see? kapangalan pa natin ang ating mga ama.
NOYNOY: bobo! junior ka, the third ako. malaki ang difference no’n.

BONGBONG: pati sa mga kapatid natin, may similarity tayo. ‘yong panganay naming si ate IMEE: saksakan nang ‘tigas ng ulo noong dalaga. kapag nagustuhan ang lalaki, nagre-rebelde.
NOYNOY: sira! hindi ganun ang panganay naming si ate ballsy.
BONGBONG: ha-ha-ha! sinong may sabing si ballsy ang tinutukoy ko?
NOYNOY: huwag mong idamay si viel, tahimik ‘yon.
BONGBONG: sige na nga. regards na lang kay kris. joooke!
NOYNOY: namemersonal ka na!
BONGBONG: ikaw ang nagsimula!

NOYNOY: fault ko pa? sino bang sumisira sa diwa ng edsa? singapore your face! I’ve got two words for you: “martial law!”
BONGBONG: ah gano’n? babalikan na naman natin ang nakaraan? do not provoke me!
NOYNOY: really? here’s another: “marcos cronies!”
BONGBONG: pakyu ka! “kamag-anak incorporated!”

NOYNOY: “plaza miranda bombing!”
BONGBONG: “mendiola massacre!” hoy! wala kang alam sa history! si joma sison ang nambomba sa plaza miranda! ‘yon ang nasa libro ni ka jovy salonga!
NOYNOY: ah basta!
BONGBONG: ha-ha-ha naubusan ka na ng bala!

NOYNOY: noong panahon ng tatay mo, walang freedom of the press!
BONGBONG: noong panahon ng nanay mo, walang kuryente!

NOYNOY: marcos billions sa europa!
BONGBONG: whatever! hacienda luisita!
NOYNOY: engot! in five years, ipapamahagi na namin ‘yon!
BONGBONG: i don’t believe you! gawin mo muna!

NOYNOY: wala ka na sa Bagong Lipunan. wake up!
BONGBONG: wala ka na sa poder ng nanay mo, grow up!

NOYNOY: teka nga! bakit ka ba text nang text?
BONGBONG: eh bakit reply ka nang reply?
NOYNOY: ano ba talagang gusto mo?
BONGBONG: simple lang, state funeral and an honorable burial para sa aking tatay sa Libingan ng mga Bayani.

NOYNOY: that’s not for me to decide.
BONGBONG: i’m not surprised.
NOYNOY: what do you mean?
BONGBONG: wushuuu! aminin mo, hindi naman talaga ikaw ang nagde-decide sa government kundi ang mga taong nakapaligid sa ‘yo eh!

NOYNOY: that’s democracy.
BONGBONG: that’s weakness.

NOYNOY: hindi ako diktador!
BONGBONG: oops, i’m sorry mr. symbolic president.
NOYNOY: sumusobra ka na! ang pagiging sobra ang dahilan kung bakit kayo pinalayas ng people power sa edsa. you’re way out of line!

BONGBONG: out of line??? no! we’re so back! isa sa senado, isa sa kamara at isang gobernadora.
NOYNOY: WALANG STATE BURIAL!
BONGBONG: ha-ha-ha, now you’re talking! fine!

NOYNOY: tapusin na natin ‘tong usapang ‘to. stop txting me!
BONGBONG: agad? i’m just warming up.
NOYNOY: maghanap ka ng kausap mo.
BONGBONG: may ipapakilala akong chick. 25 lang. maputi, mahilig sa jazz music.
NOYNOY: huwag mo akong daanin sa babae. sa dami ng problema ng bansa these days, women are the least of my concerns.
BONGBONG: talaga? ok. fine. bye!
NOYNOY: sandali lang!!! chinita ba?
Silence.
(Note: Bongbong Marcos didn’t reply. An aide said, “Na-check operator services po si Sir.”)


The Oscars
The telecast of the 83rd Academy Awards took more than three long hours to finish. Observers say the presentation was slow, or as OFWs in Libya would call it, DFA.

Singson Quits
Reports say jailed lawmaker Ronald Singson has resigned his post as Ilocos Sur representative. Quitting his post was the second most difficult decision he has made in years… next only to quitting drugs.


Killed by the Press
Last Sunday, the Philippine Star’s sister tabloid, Pilipino Star Ngayon headlined the “death” of veteran actor Paquito Diaz. But the actor’s family was quick to clarify that he was still very much alive. Embarrassed and shocked by its own blunder, the tabloid edited the story’s online edition, and wrote: “Paquito Diaz, pumanaw na! (Joooke!)”

Pilipino Star Ngayon or PSN has yet to identify the person who wrote the erroneous story on Paquito Diaz. And journalist Arlyn De La Cruz was like, “Don’t look at me!”
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“The person who really wants to do something finds a way; the other person finds an excuse.”
~Author Unknown

Photo of the Weak

Ano ang sinasabi ng mga tao, hayop o bagay na nasa larawan?
A: “Tweet! Tweet! Dadapo na ako sa pugad ko! Ayun o! Tweet! Tweet! Meron akong malaking itlog sa pugad!”
B: “Teka lang! Huwag mo akong pahiyain, may nakatutok na mga camera! Hindi ako ang istatwa! Ayun si Cardinal Sin, do’n ka!”
C: “Hahaha! Eh kasi naman anak, hindi ako kamukha ni Cardinal Sin! Mas kamukha ko si Cardinal Gaudencio Rosales! Siguro nagkamali ng kinopyahang picture ang iskultor! Aminin!”

Survey Says
Ano ang reaksyon mo sa sentensyang 18 months na imprisonment kay Ilocos Sur Rep. Ronald Singson?
– Puwede na ‘yon. Matututo rin ng leksyon ‘yan! 12.35%
Sus! Ano ‘yon bakasyon? Dapat d’yan mas mabigat na parusa! 79.22%
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116 responses

1 03 2011
Maxlip

NOYNOY: wala ka na sa Bagong Lipunan. wake up!
BONGBONG: wala ka na sa poder ng nanay mo, grow up!

FTW! Keep on heckling PH!

2 03 2011
Paul

Funny conversation but very telling of the fact that the Philippines has been run by the same families for generations who used political power and even violence to enhance their wealth. As the wealth of the Marcoses and Conjuangcos expanded while they have been holding office, even in Ilocos and Tarlac, the people are still mired poverty.

4 03 2012
yza

i’m from ilocos and i can proudly say that our province have developed a lot because we have good politicians and that includes the marcoses. If you are not from Ilocos, surely you won’t know that Ilocos is one of the richest province in the entire philippines and we are one of the few provinces which have low poverty rate. You do not have the right to talk that way because you do not now what you are talking about. Now, the Marcoses have done great things, NLEX, SLEX, CCP, Lung Center of the Philippines, Heart Center of the Philippines and many other, what about the Conjuanco Aquinos? What have they done to the Philippines or at least for Tarlac? Go in Tarlac, they’ll even go for the Marcoses rather than the Aquinos

1 03 2011
eddibumangon

hahaha. napagkamalang pugad ang bumbunan….o nakakita ng cr kaya na tai ang kalapati.

si joma ba? akala ko si ninoy. siya lang ang LP na wala sa plaza miranda ng binomba.

1 03 2011
esa

Heard that too but I doubt the veracity that it was Ninoy.

1 03 2011
boybagot1230

may nagbigay kasi sa kanya ng anonymous tip na wag daw pumunta sa plaza miranda that day

2 03 2011
senior60

ano kaya ang tip, na bobombahin nga? kung ganuon,

bakit hindi nya pinaalam sa lahat? hindi kaya sya na

konsensya?

2 03 2011
eddibumangon

may aquino ba na may konsensya?

1 03 2011
timpaul

Mas appropriate din cguro ang psychiatric test.

1 03 2011
timpaul

NOYNOY: huwag mo akong daanin sa babae. sa dami ng problema ng bansa these days, women are the least of my concerns.
BONGBONG: Eh, lalaki?

2 03 2011
eddibumangon

NOYNOY: pwede na rin…may kilala ka ba sa azkals?

2 03 2011
kaecheusan

or

NOYNOY: ahm, chubby ba? chubby?

1 03 2011
anon

bong bong ‘ ding dong dolally’ marcos has gone the way of the old woman who lives in a shoe and lost grip on reality.
unless he thinks singapore is in zimbabwe.
parrot p-noy on the other hand is turning malacanan into blunderland.

aquino jr, marcos jr, estrada jr, arroyo jr.
what a quartet of mediocrity and insincerity.

3 03 2011
rocky horror

The 4 architects of the apocalypse.

Add creatures of the night from the singson and cojuangcos clan and you have the basis for the pinoy rocky horror show.
Lets all do the time warp.

1 03 2011
maliititik_o

Hanep ang usapan ni Bongbong and Noynoy…..

1 03 2011
Baidu

ang kulit ng sagutan nina bongbong at noynoy..
Panalo ka talga PH!!
bakit di na lang kasi magkasundo kung talagang mahal nila ang Pilipinas.

1 03 2011
bob

Hayaan mo na sila magkagulo.
Mababawasan ng maisusulat si PH pag nagkasundo sila.
Kelangan sila dito sa blog.
Sabi nga, the more, the ‘manyer’.

2 03 2011
senior60

malapit na sanang lumambot si noynoy tungkol sa

pagpapalibing kay macoy sa libingan ng mga patay,

ay mga bayani pala hehehe ito kasing si bongbong

humirit pa, hayan tuloy, tuloyan ng mapornada…

1 03 2011
jocelyn

Perfect!

1 03 2011
Worried Pinoy

Adik din talaga tong si Bongbong eh noh?! Lakas ng tama. Sabagay, mas matindi tama ni Leon Guirero. =)

1 03 2011
Lola Nila

Kalowka ang mga anak ni BADING LADEN nagtarayan sa text. in fairness, may face value si Bongbong…si Noynoy… :D yun lang!

Pilya din yun kalapati..hi hi hi ang baba ng lipad…doon pa gustong dumapo sa 3 pirasong buhok ni Noynoy…para kasing niyog ang ulo ni Noynoy…talking about niyog…sobra ang mahal ng copra ngayon..

have you tried COCO sugar (gawa sa bao ng niyog…uso yan ngayon d2 saDavao..

1 03 2011
esa

Coco sugar i8s being recommended by my endocrinologist to his diabetic patients. It ups the glycemic index only by half that of regular sugar. It’s good for everybody, tastes and looks like muscovado sugar, just as sweet. :-) It’s available already in some supermarkets in MetroManila and most organic food outlets.

2 03 2011
Roberto

Robinson Supermarket sells Coco Sugar. Sa healthy section nila.

1 03 2011
etchosera

Juicemio! Welcum back Lola!

Ang haba! Ang haba ng hotdog! ahahahaha!

Musta naman ang bakasyon mo sa Kandahar, Afghanistan?

1 03 2011
promdi

yeah, lola, it’s no ordinary sugar; it’s a curing sugar, rich in potassium and magnesium, only, it’s kinda super expensive… but it’s worth it! nga pala, you’re resurrected; welcome home here; welcome back!

2 03 2011
hikatalomato

another supplemental food fad that will soon die… after businessmen creating this hype rake up millions from easily manipulated flippinos.

remember noni juice? shark liver oil? virgen coconut oil? lacto pafi drink?

2 03 2011
senior60

believe na talaga ako sa iyo hikata, hindi ko sucat parañaque

na alam mo lahat ng mga yan…

6 03 2011
pihikan chronicles

isa lang ang hindi nawala :YAKULT

1 03 2011
mimi

wag nmanag patayin si paquito diaz, he is still alive nasa hospital sya di ba…
ika nga ng misis nya matagal pa syang mammtay kasi masamang damo sya

dun sa photo of the weak, mukhang birds nest ung ulo ni PNOY hahahaha

1 03 2011
als85

hahaha nice pix..akala cguro nang kalapate pugad nya! hehehehe na tatae na cxa!!! Great BLOG TPH mmwaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!

1 03 2011
pasingit

photo caption:

“Ayyy! Ano ka bang bird ka????!!!!
Ouch! Ouch! Shoo! Shoo!
Ibang bird ang gus2 ko nwoh!!!!

1 03 2011
ako to

haha For the win natawa ako dun sa dialog! Galing Mo heckler!!!!

1 03 2011
Drew

bakit parang PLU lang mag-txt si PNoy ;P

1 03 2011
kenpizzaboy

Hilarious! witty! yet still political. at nakakapagmulat sa paraang dark comedy. :D

1 03 2011
Pinoy Android

BONGBONG: may ipapakilala akong chick. 25 lang. maputi, mahilig sa jazz music.
NOYNOY: huwag mo akong daanin sa babae. sa dami ng problema ng bansa these days, women are the least of my concerns.
BONGBONG: talaga? ok. fine. bye!
NOYNOY: sandali lang!!! chinita ba?

HAHAHAHAHA!

After a trying day , this is a good comic relief…:)

1 03 2011
Pinoy Android

ops…tiring..

1 03 2011
Gretchen

Chinita at kasing payat ni Kim Chui? Goodluck kay Len

1 03 2011
kaecheusan

totoo ba talaga yung sa PSN?

1 03 2011
professionalheckler

yup

2 03 2011
kaecheusan

ayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
nirplyan ako ni PH!!!!!
achieve na achieve! pak! :)))))))))))

happy nako, hahahaha!

2 03 2011
senior60

you have all the reasons to be triumphant kaecheusan
because it is not everyday that mister heckler answers
questions and comments…

huwag kang maingay ha at baka marinig nya tayo,
choosy din kasi yon sssshhhhh

3 03 2011
eddibumangon

ang tagal ko nang ksp dito, di ko maalala na nag-reply si ph sa akin. hmmmp. #bittermode

3 03 2011
senior60

talo pala kita eddi dahil, once, a long time ago, sinagot naman

ako ni mister heckler, yun nga lang medyo nainis or nagalit

siya sa akin, papaano naman kasi, sinabihan ko sya na nag

disguise lang sya, nag explain naman ako sa ibig kong sabihin

sa sinabi ko…

6 03 2011
eddibumangon

palagay ko senior, maka-noynoy yang si ph kaya ignore mode siya sa aming mga anti. ;-)

1 03 2011
esa

Maagap ang photographer! Mas maagap kay P-Noy sa agap niyang umiwas sa dove.

1 03 2011
bob

I’m sure, the NOYNOY vs. BONGBONG will be a strong contender for the Top Posts for 2011 Philippine Blog Awards. It is wittier than EXCLUSIVE: GMA Breaks Her Silence which won last year.

2 03 2011
professionalheckler

hahaha thanks. :-) but it’s too early to think of the awards. :-)

1 03 2011
Romeo.

Sana silang dalawa ang magkatuluyan, tutal pwede naman sa states ang same sex marriage. Watta beautiful couple!

1 03 2011
MangBurns

dati pinakulong ng Pres. Marcos ang Sen. Aquino. Eh kung ipakulong kaya ng isang Pres. Aquino ang isang Sen. Marcos ngayon?

3 03 2011
senior60

sa ano namang kadahilanan Mang Burns, illegal parking?

3 03 2011
etchosera

at baket?

1 03 2011
khanto

ang ganda ng conversation. pukpok na pukpok!

1 03 2011
projectdennio

NOYNOY: fault ko pa? sino bang sumisira sa diwa ng edsa? singapore your face! I’ve got two words for you: “martial law!”
BONGBONG: ah gano’n? babalikan na naman natin ang nakaraan? do not provoke me!
NOYNOY: really? here’s another: “marcos cronies!”
BONGBONG: pakyu ka! “kamag-anak incorporated!”

NOYNOY: “plaza miranda bombing!”
BONGBONG: “mendiola massacre!” hoy! wala kang alam sa history! si joma sison ang nambomba sa plaza miranda! ‘yon ang nasa libro ni ka jovy salonga!
NOYNOY: ah basta!
BONGBONG: ha-ha-ha naubusan ka na ng bala!

NOYNOY: noong panahon ng tatay mo, walang freedom of the press!
BONGBONG: noong panahon ng nanay mo, walang kuryente!

NOYNOY: marcos billions sa europa!
BONGBONG: whatever! hacienda luisita!
NOYNOY: engot! in five years, ipapamahagi na namin ‘yon!
BONGBONG: i don’t believe you! gawin mo muna!

NOYNOY: wala ka na sa Bagong Lipunan. wake up!
BONGBONG: wala ka na sa poder ng nanay mo, grow up!

The best! Hahaha.. xD Shet sakit ng tyan ko. :))

1 03 2011
promdi

The “kalapati” pic is one of the most telling images of the week and is apt as museum piece one day soon. How symbolic; fact is, it is a picture that tells a thousand tales. Imagine the characters in it– it’s not everyday you could catch a cardinal, an action dove, and a president together in one candid shot. Someday, it will have been one for the books. for now, It’s a modern day version of an ancient movie “The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly!”; which one is any of those, your take!

2 03 2011
eddibumangon

obvious na ang dove ang bad, di marunong pumili ng pugad. obvious din na da cardinal is good, which leaves us with…kailangan pa bang i-memorize yan?

3 03 2011
promdi

uuyy, compatible tayo sa choice, rising eddi, even your digest of the dove. ha ha! as to the ugly… if i may quote u… kailangan pa rin bang i-memorize ‘yan?

@senior, bilib na ‘ko sa positive-ness and honest-ness of your conscyens… you’re the least mean of us all! mabuhay, yo!

3 03 2011
senior60

ganito kasi yun promdi, if age is the only gauge of death,

i am first in line here that’s why am going as tamer as possible,

hindi ko naman pinangarap ma maharangan ni san pedro hahaha

2 03 2011
senior60

my take, 3 ang good, it follows na 0 ang bad…

ugly? nasa beholder na yun…

1 03 2011
rojan88

hahaha. the best ang usapan ni bong-bong at noy-noy. galing mo talaga idol. nasita tuloy ako ng katapat ko dito sa office, bakit daw tawa ko ng tawa. hehehe, panalo yung last part, naubusan ng load si bong-bong, wahahaha, pre-paid pala gamit, sana nag-unli muna sya. hehehe

2 03 2011
early

Totoo naman na maunlad sana ang pinas kung nagstay si marcos at d napalitan ng mga aquino na dahilan ng paghihirap ng mga Pilipino, the worst yrs was when cory was president

Bias naman si heckler nung nisurvey ang pagcompare ni bongbong sa Singapore, wala namang survey non, sya lang gumawa ng resulta!

Halata ang mga surveys mu heckler, walang other option na maganda/valid kasama ng kung anu mang gusto mung manalo sa survey, sana nga maglaho ka na, natatagalan na rin ang paguupdate mu ng blog mu, baka may trabaho or life ka na…mabuti naman for u

2 03 2011
kaecheusan

Sa sobrang pagka pro-Marcos mo, you’re way out of line already.

Yes, we could have been a singapore during Marcos’ regime if not for (1) Meldy (too good, too beautiful, too ambitious); and (2) the cronies.

2 03 2011
senior60

naku early, gusto mo early ka mabugbog ng mga suki ni mister heckler?

si bob nga ok lang magkagulo sina noynoy at bongbong para lang may
maisulat si mister heckler na mag second the motion sana ako hahaha
pagkatapos here you come with those allegations and all? hahaha again…

3 03 2011
promdi

ask ko nga kung ilang taon na si @early at wer na sya the whole time of martial law and ten years before that. altho kinda ok to me and digest nya sa cory era dahil ‘la naman talagang nangyari (except the change of guards, from bad to equally bad) but the re-entry of the peninsulares and the ilustrados plus the founding of the kamag-anak inc.) if she has lived long enough, baka naman naka-dabarkads niya si nanay imeldific sa pag-baile sa coconut palace at film center o kaya’y sa pagpapahangin sa palace in the sky sa tagaytay!

2 03 2011
senior60

naku mister heckler, ikaw ha, habang tumatagal

dumadami ‘bad words’ mo, parang hindi bagay

sa wholesome image mo…

2 03 2011
hayden ako

Si professional heckler wholesome image? Hahaha!

Ay tama po ba reaction ko?

3 03 2011
promdi

mismo!

2 03 2011
amateur heckler

i read long ago that a dove also settled on cory’s shoulder during or after her wedding to ninoy. perhaps the dove cannot wait for something that will not happen.

2 03 2011
kaecheusan

napagkamalan lang pugad ang bunbunan ni noynoy. period. :)

2 03 2011
kaye

lol! It won’t happen because we would never see the day he’d get married.

but yeah, the story goes that when Cory and Ninoy released the doves during the reception for their wedding, one of the doves settled on Cory’s shoulder, which prompted people to believe she’d play a big role in our history…which actually happened. ;-)

3 03 2011
promdi

symbolic nga eh! RAL, as in read and… laugh! really we couldn’t be serious in this generation, with Pnoy, may be one relieving factor is to treat him as a laughing matter. otherwise, we die choking! (sorry, mr. positive-ness, senior60!)

3 03 2011
senior60

promdi, noynoy is, maybe this and that but we must
not treat him as a laughing matter because he is our
one and only president, otherwise, people of the world
might treat him as such also and we’ll get angry, right?

kung hindi pa yan serious, ewan ko na lang…

gusto ko din magiging positive as possible dahil alam
mo na, ang wrinkles ay naguunahan ng umeeksenahahaha

4 03 2011
kaecheusan

conscious pala to si senior60, kaya positive. lol

6 03 2011
etchosera

Jaena ko Senior!

Noynoy naman is not a laughing matter, in fact he is not even a matter.

Anyway, it doesn’t matter!

2 03 2011
shaoie

very funny! :):)

2 03 2011
marja

Nice one! Next Imee and Kris pulissssssss!!!! Aha..ha..ha… comparing notes and notas sila :D

3 03 2011
esa

Mr. PH, @marja’s suggestion is nice. Looking forward to Imee-Kris exchange of ideas. :-)

3 03 2011
Paul

Based on public knowledge, Imee went out with only one married man whom she later married and divorced. As of Kris, the public is still counting

3 03 2011
senior60

how about those not based on public knowledge paul, and
by the way, she did not ‘went out’ but had her man kidnapped,
beat that?

echosera correct ba ang ‘beat that’ for mantakin mo yan?
hahaha mahirap na at sabi mo maraming police dito…

6 03 2011
etchosera

Ay pwede!

It’s like…. Mantakin mo yang itlog at gagawa ako ng keyk!

Hats off na ako sayo Senior!

May natutunan na naman ako.

2 03 2011
Zenconkim

Bongbong: Leo (Panthera Leo), Ang pamilya ng specie na ito ay matatagpuan sa bandang Hilaga ng bansa, pero nag-migrate! oo! nag migrate siya sa Maynila upang ihalintulad sa Merlion ang Pilipinas kung nanatili sa puder ng pamilya ang trono ng alpha male!
– Mag ingat sa pagte-text sa presidente at baka mauubusan ng load. Naka postpaid ang presidente. Walang laban ang prepaid mo.

Noynoy: Capricorn (Phyllotis caprinus), Ang specie na ito ay mahilig sa yosi (capri = kapre) at ang pamilya ng specie na ito ay matatagpuan sa bandang Gitnang Luzon na sumasakop sa malaking taniman ng tubo. Pero ang kapatid nito ay kilalang kilala sa pagda-drama at panganganak gamit ang iba’t ibang specie ng lalake na mahilig sa bola.
– Mag-ingat sa nagtetext na nauubusan ng load, baka mapaaway at hindi na sumagot ang texter.

Lucky enemies: Leo-Capricorn (since the day they were born)
Lucky colors: Yellow-Red
Lucky cake: Red Ribbon
Lucky numbers: 8/21-2/25

Lagi natin tatandaan, hindi natin hawak ang mga bituin. Gabay lamang sila. Mayroon tayong free will, weather weather lang. =)

(This comment is brought to you by the strong addiction and contagious effect of Professional Heckler) =)

2 03 2011
etchosera

Ayyyy!

Ano po ba ang dapat na react dito?

Pls lang, ispluk mo na!

React na react na kasi ako eh!

3 03 2011
promdi

hA ha! nice try… hawang-hawa, congrats!

2 03 2011
Ling

Sana may part 2 sa Noynoy vs. Bongbong! Nakakatawa talaga, pramis!

2 03 2011
topdog

Mr PH: pwede ba intercepted messages between Noynoy and Shalani in your next post?

INTERCEPTED MESSAGE BETWEEN NOYNOY AND SHALANI
Noynoy: Helu! Sino ito?
Shalani: Huh? Dinelete mo na number ko?!
Noynoy: Phil?
Shalani: Unggoy!!! Husband n gusto mo? (weak signal)
Noynoy: (hindi naintindihan). Oohhh Phil!!!!! Ikaw nga, Phil Younghusband!

2 03 2011
etchosera

hmmmm…

wala lang.

2 03 2011
Foxy

Hilarious! Never LOL as much while reading a blog. Kudos to you, PH, for providing warmth on a typical dreary winter night in Vancouver. Husay!

2 03 2011
professionalheckler

HELLO canada! :-)

2 03 2011
kaye

unang paragraph pa lang, panalo na!

Parang bata lang sila kung magaway sa text ano? hahaha!

2 03 2011
Philip

The noynoy photo is EPIC WIN!

3 03 2011
esa

Yes, husay ng photographer, very alert and quick on the draw…errr, shoot. Really nice.

2 03 2011
anon

Dear fellow pork lovers
i am loved by all the people.
But i must do the right thing – politically.
See you in 2013.
Even lovie’s bad acting, short skirt, and crocodile tears did not help.
Must go. Shower time. Must remember not to bend over to pick up the soap.
Yours arrogantly
ronald ‘ coke- head’ singson
p.s i resign – technically

2 03 2011
dan

…ang galing nman ng link ni PH kay rebel Imee.

2 thumbs up PH.

2 03 2011
The Weekend Traveller

NOYNOY: wala ka na sa Bagong Lipunan. wake up!
BONGBONG: wala ka na sa poder ng nanay mo, grow up!

The best it hahahaha! Oo nga naman Noynoy, grow up and grow balls!
Thanks Professional Heckler. Galing mo talaga!

4 03 2011
eddibumangon

correction, he wants to grow tits not balls!

6 03 2011
penoy bokal

Sumusubra ka na talaga ha?

Piro, sa palagay ku, dapat bohuk muna ang dapat tomobo sa aken, saka na yang tets na yan! hihihihi!

De ba, ang sarap atang pakenggan kapag senabehan ka ng “Ang haba ng emong heyr, pwidi paketale naman at baka may matesud?”hihihihi!

Pag nagkataun, maeengget na naman sa aken se Kres, ang akeng napakatenong kapated!

2 03 2011
NOYNOY vs. BONGBONG « The Professional Heckler | Pnoy Talks

[...] posted here: NOYNOY vs. BONGBONG « The Professional Heckler This entry was posted in Shalani and tagged ika-nga, kasi-masamang, messages-between, misis-nya, [...]

2 03 2011
GhostEmployee

Comment on Libya and the rest of the worlds doing People power. We teached them how its done. Now Filipino’s are losing their jobs on those countries.

Brings us back on ‘whatif’ we never ousted the dictator. What could have happened?

3 03 2011
etchosera

Jaena ko!

Ingat na lang po, andami atang grammar police dito sa blog ni PH.

4 03 2011
Maxlip

Nag-tatampo si noun kay verb? :-)

6 03 2011
etchosera

Kebs daw!

Basta, ang sabi daw ni apostrophe,

“Naabuso na naman ako! Kung saan saan na naman ako nilagay.”

8 03 2011
pasingit

Umaangal din si ED:
“pati ba naman si TEACH, ginagamit din ako?
Lagi na lang ako, ako, ako!!!”

*I tot I taw a puttytat!*

3 03 2011
danaszob

sooo true..PNoy is acting much like a symbolic president! i dont know if he’s lazy or really doesn’t have an idea on what to do!!

lumalabas lang sya sa press whenever somebody disdain his family, tsk tsk..but very seldom for national interest! nu ba ‘yan! magtrabaho ka naman PNoy!!!

3 03 2011
walking away

With survery results of Noynoy 25% and Bong-bong 23, looks like PNoy is starting becoming unpopular. Mukhang madami ng nagsisisi. haha! Talaga naman walang silbi.

hindi katagalan na pag kay Aquino ka, you’re on the good side. And pag pay Marcos ka, demonyo ka. Or calling Cory a lousy president and Marcos a great one were taboo. how things have changed.

6 03 2011
Paul

The dove seemingly attacking him rather then gently sitting on his shoulder in the EDSA ceremony augurs what lies ahead

6 03 2011
etchosera

how?

16 10 2011
Anonymous

simple lang naman yan kailangan gamitin ng mga aquino ang pangalan ng mga marcos para sumikat sila …..

26 03 2011
business

Why are the supposed communications experts surrounding the president allowing him to do that?.The president and his PR team are breaking one of the cardinal rules of public relations and propaganda warfare Never dignify an accusation or critical statement when the accuser stands to benefit more from the response..Bongbong Marcos and his family because they have been largely untouched since they were deposed from power 25 years ago are out to revise their roles in recent Philippine history. That Bongbong successfully ran for the Senate means that many Filipinos somehow still like them still have faith in them regardless of their brutal and corrupt dictatorship..Bongbong himself seems on his way to rehabilitating the Marcos name.

16 10 2011
Anonymous

Ay! Kahit ano pa ang sabihin mas maganda at maayos pa rin ang buhay noong 70’s, di ako nagsabi niyan kundi ang mga mas nauna pa sa atin at maranasan ang buhay noon. Iilan lang naman yung may ibang pag- iisip dahil gusto nilang sila ang mamuno noon. Si Ninoy nga ang wala noon sa Plaza Miranda at siya lang ang nakakaalam kung bakit. Sana ay magkasundo na ang lahat, para sa ikauunlad ng ating bayan. Move on na tayong lahat.

16 10 2011
effie

hahhaha!! funny but its true kung iisipin ang conversation nung dalawa

16 10 2011
jj

nice blog :) fun to read yet may laman. good job.

16 10 2011
Tomas

Yan siguro ang tinatawag ng Angry Birds!

19 10 2011
Txtm8: Noynoy & Bongbong | ISTORYA of an Expat

[...] AUTHOR (ORIGINAL POST): NOYNOY vs. BONGBONG [...]

23 10 2011
bob

I saw this NOYNOY VS. BONGBONG conversation in somebody’s Facebook account without any attribution.

4 03 2012
juan cruz

******Your comment has been archived due to the use of invectives, cuss words and obscenities against the President and his Cabinet. Let’s be “clean” here. Thank you. ******

30 06 2012
amayachika

Reblogged this on AMAYA CHIKA and commented:
hahahaha,,,SUPER LAUGHING…lol

27 02 2014
pilosopongkomikado

Hihihi natawa talaga ako sa BongBong vs. PNoy. :D

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