COCAINE, CONDOM, QADDAFI

25 02 2011


Singson Sentenced
After pleading guilty to cocaine trafficking, Ilocos Sur Rep. Ronald Singson was sentenced to 18 months in a Hong Kong prison. His father, Ilocos Sur Gov. Luis “Chavit” Singson tried but failed to stop the sentencing by seeking the help of Vice President Jejomar Binay.

Ilocos Sur Gov. Luis “Chavit” Singson told the press that his son Ronald was “a victim” of drug abuse. Sought for comment, ‘Drug Abuse’ denied Singson’s allegation and threatened to sue the governor for libel.

Congressman Ronald Singson has been convicted, sentenced and imprisoned. Everybody believes he’s guilty… except for his colleagues at the House of Representatives.

Actress Lovi Poe was in tears after the sentencing. For the next 18 months, she’ll definitely miss the man, the lover, and the free concert tickets.

Speaking of addicts…
The Sangguniang Barangay of Ayala Alabang in Muntinlupa City has passed an ordinance that includes a provision requiring doctor’s prescription (reseta) before someone could buy contraceptives like condoms… totally alarming village priests who are not used to doing it without rubber.

Barangay Ayala Alabang spokesperson Atty. Luis Sison says residents who will buy condoms from stores in other villages or cities will not be allowed to give them away or sell them in their barangay. First time offenders will face excommunication. Repeat offenders shall either be guillotined or burnt at the stake.

This just in! Pope Benedict XVI has just declared Barangay Ayala Alabang as the Little Vatican of Asia.

When he heard the news about the controversial ordinance of the Sangguniang Barangay of Ayala Alabang, Atty. Adel Tamano posted on Twitter, “That’s unconstitutional.” RH Bill proponents said, “That’s preposterous.” And Senator Lito Lapid shouted, “That’s my idea!”

Top 5 Possible Scenarios When You Buy A Condom From a Store Located at Barangay Ayala Alabang

No. 5: Ate, pagbili ng condom. >> May dala kang reseta iha? >> Wala po eh. Pero ‘wag kayong mag-alala. Doktor ang katalik ko.

No. 4: Miss, pagbilhan mo nga ako ng condom. >> ‘Asan sir ang prescription? >> Anong prescription? Hindi mo ba ako nakikilala? Ako ang kapitan sa barangay na ‘to! Prescription mo’ng mukha mo!

No. 3: Miss, condom nga. >> Naku, reseta muna. >> Ah ganun? Puwes, ‘wag na ‘wag kang magrereklamo kapag nag-motel tayo mamayang gabi!

No. 2: Miss, isang condom please. >> Sir, kailangan po ng prescription. >> Here, meron ako. >> Naku sir, kulang po ito. Dapat po specified ng doctor ang size at flavor.

And the No. 1 scenario when you buy a condom from a store located at Brgy. Ayala Alabang…

Miss, condom nga. Pakibilisan, nagmamadali ako. >> Teka lang sir, meron ba kayong reseta? >> Bakit!? Kailan pa naging sakit ang libog ko?

Nicotine Addict
The Philippine Medical Association says a person like President Aquino who is “addicted to an abused substance whether it is tobacco or illegal drugs needs professional help and is in a state of constant denial.” President Aquino said, “That’s not true.”

AFP Corruption Hearing
Mrs. Erlinda Ligot, wife of Lt. Col. Jacinto Ligot was a no-show during Thursday’s Senate hearing. Asked about the whereabouts of his wife, the former military comptroller said he totally forgot where he left her.

Lawyer Rafael Zialcita says the wife of former military comptroller Jacinto Ligot is confined at the Veteran’s Memorial Medical Center in Quezon City because of “headaches, abdominal pains, and other aches.” Official hospital records show there’s a total of eight “aches” under Mrs. Erlinda Ligot’s name.

Overseas…
Libyan President Moammar Gadhafi delivered a televised address Tuesday. The 69-year-old dictator spoke about the state of his Arab nation and vowed to stay in power despite calls for his resignation. At one point during the speech, he presented three poor Libyan boys who wrote their dreams on paper folded into boats and launched these into the Mediterranean Sea.


In a televised address Tuesday, Libyan dictator Moammar Gadhafi said he would never step down as president. He then enumerated his administration’s long-term goals toward achieving a Strong Republic.
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“Those who in principle oppose birth control are either incapable of arithmetic or else in favor of war, pestilence, and famine as permanent features of human life.”
~Bertrand Russell

Elsewhere
Dolce, Encore, Pharaoh and Icon mga gimikang tinukoy ng DPA ng ABS-CBN na pugad umano ng mga gumagamit ng cocaine. See exclusive interview here.

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74 responses

25 02 2011
nhx

“Kailan pa naging sakit ang libog ko?”

hahaha nice one PH! hahahaha! :)

25 02 2011
nhx

yay nice! got this one first after a decade haha! wasnt expecting though. cheers! :)

25 02 2011
pihikan chronicles

nice picture of chavit… mukha syang monkey dyan…

“One year six months in prison.” For singson
Yau: “he has virtually everything a man wishes for in life”

* a year and 6 months is not enough

25 02 2011
esa

Hindi naglalayo mukha nina Khadafy at Chavit sa photos above.

26 02 2011
anon

18 months is too short. they were desperate that it was less than 2 years so that he can get his seat back in 2013.
now chavit will negotiate with belmonte and singson will only resign on the basis that he can run in 2013 and chavit will put up a puppet to keep the seat warm for his son.
as manny pacquios mentor and political advisor he has plans for pacman and his son.
decency, integrity, and honour dont feature in his vocabulary.

28 02 2011
hikatalomato

just as i said. the so called “pambansang kamao” is actually fueled by undetectable-specially formulated “power powder” (re-engineered C17H21NO4) molded into broth cubes. That explains why pakyaw is slurping a “nilaga” everytime he goes to fight.

1 03 2011
pihikan chronicles

@hikatalomato
that’s the power of nilaga
i wonder ano ang nilalaga ni chavit? o yeah’ we knew …

25 02 2011
sherlock

nice one PH..sapul ulet c mr. Limot..hehe

25 02 2011
kalokah

nice one, alabang.
ano na nga pala nangyari sa alabang boys?

26 02 2011
marja

naku malamang the alabang boys will have a new business…selling of condoms inside the subdivision or within the barangay….jejejejeje!

25 02 2011
bob

Panalo ang “Bakit? Kelan pa naging sakit ang libog ko?”

Hehe…

Regarding Gadhafi, I think he’s not the President of Libya. He’s simply known as the head or the leader or the guide of the revolution. That’s the reason why he refused to ‘resign’ since, according to him, he has no official position from which to resign. He’s simply referred to as the Libyan leader by most countries.

25 02 2011
promdi

president or leader; Gadhafi or Kadaffi has been there as topman for nearly 5 decades. what a feat! and what a taste of the Libyans for permanence and inveteracy; nay, bore and languor!

25 02 2011
senior60

ang cute din ni ligot ano, paraaaannngggg, wala lang…

1 03 2011
pasingit

Ikaw senyor, ha!! Lumalabas half-slip mo!! lol
Itutuloy ko sentence mo: parang…. GROUNDHOG!!!

2 03 2011
senior60

uso pa ba yan ngayon pasingit?

25 02 2011
senior60

ano ba talaga correct spelling ni libyan president, iba kasi spelling

doon sa nabasa ko, mahalaga ang spelling you know, sa exams,

wrong spelling, wrong..

25 02 2011
esa

It used to be Khadafy during the ’80s and ’90s. I remember the late FM sending his Meldy as special emissary, they met at a tent. Guwapo pa noonb si Khadafy. Na-smitten yata si Meldy sa kaguwapuhan ni KhadaFY.

25 02 2011
Centrino

Maybe this was the incident wherein Meldy supposedly remarked, “Uy, Kadako!” and Khadafy allegedly replied, “No, it’s Khadafy!”. Meldy is a bisaya and “Uy, Kadako!” means “Oh, it’s big!”. Wala lang… Just saying.

26 02 2011
senior60

actually ang tinutukoy ko ay ang first name, doon kasi sa
newspaper, ang spelling ay muammar, ang kay mister heckler
naman, moammar at dyan sa placard maummar…

pero siguro ang correct pala ay ang sa placard dahil leader
nila yun eh…

26 02 2011
senior60

centrino, sa palagay mo, ano kaya ang tinutukoy ni imelda

na dako kay khadafy…

1 03 2011
pasingit

oh.. oh.. oh, senyor! ang half-slip!!!

25 02 2011
promdi

hi senior, okay lang lahat ng spelling na nababasa mo. depende yun sa writer at country of origin ng news. ha ha ha. kumbaga, variants ang mga iyon; mga versions baga kaya no wrong spelling ‘yan. kanya-kanyang alphabet lang yan kaya nagkakaron ng var. kumbaga sa bagyo, di ga pag namuo dun sa pacifico, tisoy or tisay, pagpasok sa ating teritoryo nagiging pinoy na ang spell, at ang tawag!

26 02 2011
senior60

ah ok ty…

26 02 2011
senior60

promdi, teka lang muna pala ha, applicable ba yang

explanation mo sa name of a person? parang ngayon

ko lang yata narinig ang ganyan or baka absent ako noong

ituro yan ng titser hahaha

26 02 2011
promdi

ha ha, si senior; apply na apply, as in si andres, pwede andrew at andrei; jose, joseph; elizabeth, isabel, isabella; ignacio, ignatius; antonio, anthony, antonius, etc. depende kung american, italian, french, spaniard o pinoy ka pa. sometimes if teacher is well-read and eager to share relative knowledge, tinuturo yan but casually; wala namang formal subject na ganyan, actually. he he.

28 02 2011
bob

parang osama bin laden at usama bin laden yata yan. tignan nyo ang spelling nya pag bbc or cnn or al jazeera ang pinapanood nyo.

1 03 2011
pasingit

promdi:
parang tabingi ata ung analogy ng name variants and names ng bagyo!
variant nga eh! ang bagyo, TOTALLY DIFFERENT names ang ginagamit, db po?
eto po ang sample ng variant, senyor:
si Pedro, pag nagpuntang US of A, tinatawag na Peter. Pag sa Russian naman, Piotr.
eto pa: Greg, Gregg, Greggy, Greggie, Gregorio, Gregory, Gorio, Goryo.

2 03 2011
senior60

ok ok fine whatever…

ito ngayon bigyan ninyo ng variants, barack at benigno

25 02 2011
mrs ligot

dear senators
counting all this money has given me a headache so i will not be attending your circus.
and since you couldnt find your way out of a one way street good luck in finding the money.
must go. have a house to buy.
yours laughingly
mrs ligot.
billionaire and part time hypochondriac

25 02 2011
p-noy

your leader speaking
i do not like jokes about my smoking, my cars, my love life,my lack of hair or questions about anything.
stop, or i will ban humour in the country and sent all comedians to libya.
must go. puno wants to play.

p-noy ‘ 3 cars’ aquino

25 02 2011
Hayden ako

Hi, lovie, andito lang ako. Mahaba-haba din ang 18 months…

25 02 2011
bob

‘Mahaba-haba’ din daw ang kelangan ni Lovie.

Sori ka na lang. Di nagsisinungaling ang ebidensya!

25 02 2011
Jose Manalo 'to

Pareng Hayden, umeeksena ka na naman, sumbong kita kay Mega eh … makita mo!

Hi Lovie, aminin mo… kamukha nya ko … kaya di ka maninibago … andito na ko sa pintuan mo, mag-One-for-all, all-for-Juan na tayo hehehehe

26 02 2011
senior60

hahaha nasaan si wally jose, imbetihan mo dito

para lalong sumaya blog ni mister heckler, the more

the merrier kumbaga…

25 02 2011
timpaul

St. Luke officials must be wondering why Mrs. Ligot went to Veteran’s instead.

25 02 2011
esa

Well, GMA is no longer president. St. Luke’s officials also know how to play the political game. Sayang naman at baka hindi sila i-patronize ni Kris, Ballsy, Viel, Pinky. There are still 5 1/2 years to go.

26 02 2011
senior60

hindi naman siguro ibig sabihin esa na, doon first nagpunta

si mrs. ligot pero tinanggihan…

28 02 2011
mimi

may golf course naman sa veterans hospital, so mrs. ligot is free to play golf. lol
sa ward20 mga vip ang nandun

25 02 2011
Worried Pinoy

HIndi ako magtataka kung isang araw naka-confine na din itong si Limot, este Ligot due to Amnesia. “Nasan ako??? Sino kayo??? Ano pangalan ko??” =)

25 02 2011
anon

some memorable chavit ‘statements’

on singson being arrested ” its not my son, he is here in mongolia with me”

“it”s a set up”

“he has never taken drugs”

“he has regular drug tests – all negative”

“pleading guilty is just a defense strategy”

“remember, my son is the victim here”

“i didn’t beat up my wife”

ronald singson and congress will not do the right thing. let us hope the voters do.

26 02 2011
mel

Hahaha! I’m so glad someone pointed all these out. Adik din to si Chavit e.

1 03 2011
pasingit

I’m sure LOL si Sherap at si senador jUnggoy!

25 02 2011
TOMADOR

@Timpaul – paso na kasi ang “corporate” account nila sa st. lukes since bumaba na si Gloria lol

OA talaga mga opisyal ng AA, for sure ipapa restraining order yan ng mga residente..lalo na yung mga malilibog hehehe…oh by the way hindi lang condom ang kelangan ng reseta, pati PILLS, IUD, Pilikmata ng Kambing, etc.

25 02 2011
Ginalyn

enjoyed reading this blog. Imbes makatulog ako at halos 24 hours na akong gising, lalo tuloy ako nagising sa katatawa tungkol sa condom issue ng brgy. ayala alabang. PH, i’m a forever fan of your blog!

25 02 2011
deja vu

EDSA
25 years ago there was –
Wholesale Corruption
Widespread poverty
Extra judicial killings
Nepotism and cronyism
Government incompetence
Political clans and trapos
And a quiet aquino reluctantly becoming president on a groundswell of emotion, but who then missed opportunities for real change and put family interests first and protected the cojuangcos and hacienda luisita at all costs.

25 years on and there is………

like mother, like son
like father, sadly not.

1 03 2011
pasingit

clap, clap, clap!!! so true!

25 02 2011
observer lang

ok, p-noy, before you ban humor, or if you want us to take you seriously, pakitanggal nga yang silly grin/ sarcastic smile/ half-open-mouth look mo. para ka kasing nakakaloko minsan eh. magkapatid nga kayo ni kris, pero sana naman mas presidential ang dating, lalo na in times of crisis/crises — which we seem to have most of the time. look more like you’re in control…. totoong on top of the situation…. decisive…. and appropriately, the leader of the land.

ok? now smile a confident smile.

25 02 2011
Centrino

asa ka pa.

25 02 2011
promdi

presidential ang dating!? OMG! oo nga, asa ka pa! didn’t they elect a non-presidential, in the first place? why ask him do what he couldn’t; be what he isn’t?

26 02 2011
senior60

observer lang, humiling ka na lang ng ibang bagay na babaguhin
kay noynoy nungka ang kanyang ‘look’ dahil, ano na yan eh, ng
isilang sya sa mundong ito, ganyan na talaga ang hulma/ukit ng
kanyang mukha kaya mamamatay syang ganyan na din…

kaya, tama si centrino, huwag ka ng umasa…

25 02 2011
xan2s

“Sought for comment, ‘Drug Abuse’ denied Singson’s allegation and threatened to sue the governor for libel.”

hahaha… this made me laugh. It’s as if pinilit yung anak niya na gumamit ng cocaine. Haay!

25 02 2011
Paul

Barangay Ayala Alabang is definitely worse than Libya under Gadhafy. While Cory Aquino took us back to the feudal and patronage politics of the 1950’s as Maria Ressa discussed, Barangay Ayala Alabang is even going further back to the medieval times.

25 02 2011
anon

chavit singson
new poster boy for vicky belo cosmetic surgery

25 02 2011
nhx

Mr. Ligot has got a lot to tell, and if the ombudsman doesnt file any case against him, that would be HILARIOUS! Evidence everywhere, mind you Mr. & Mrs. Ligot, KARMA is now processed DIGITALLY, like ZOOM. :) Way to go PH, very nice indeed.

25 02 2011
mistress kris

Dear boy
With singson in jail (he he), and your boyfriend in a plum job at PAGCOR (thank me later), we can now make lots of money.
When i am president i will make you president of vice. Just keep mentioning me on every programme and in all your columns.
Must go. P-noy has boys toys . I have toyboys.

Yours humbly

Kris ‘ arent i brilliant – no dont answer that, i know i am. And did you know p-noy is going to vicki belo. No i didnt say that and also….zzzzzzz’ aquino

25 02 2011
dudut

ronald singson = jet lee ?

28 02 2011
mimi

adik version

1 03 2011
pasingit

ronald singson = willie revillame

25 02 2011
promdi

” …Congressman Ronald Singson has been convicted, sentenced and imprisoned. Everybody believes he’s guilty… except for his colleagues at the House of Representatives.”

Dyan tayo expert… soft with criminals and lawbreakers; we are a nation of “maawain”, or “compassionate daw!” pero translation namin dyan… “kunsintidor”. Kaya sa ratio ng crimes at lawbreakers vs convicted, di hamak na mas lamang ang una. Look at what we did to China’s verdict on 3 pinoy traffickers. Di tayo nahiyang pumapel at subukang ipabago ang verdict (as we customarily do out here!) kahit wala tayo jurisdiction sa batas nila. You think our congressmen would ever convict colleague Singson? Naku eh, takot at hiya na lang nila, noh! Vamos a ver!

26 02 2011
anon

ronald singson website
the page entitled accomplishments is blank. says it all really

also this excert which defines hypocricy

In his bill, Congressman Ronald V. Singson of the first district of Ilocos Sur cited that “dangerous drugs are one of today’s most serious social ills. The illegal drug menace is now considered public enemy number one and poses a grave threat to the nation’s survival. 2007

25 02 2011
pilipinasgisingna

goodjob

25 02 2011
vina

Nice one, PH!
Pero, anong number na nga ba si Pope Benedict? LOL, kulang ng V

25 02 2011
daina

sir, it’s tamano, not tamayo. :) great post! as usual!

25 02 2011
anon

http://www.timawa.net/forum/index.php?topic=1734.0

Interview with ligot in 2004! which details the houses in usa and shows what a lying pair of snakes they are.

“Erlinda ligot, wife of retired Lt. Gen. Jacinto Ligot, claims her husband is not aware of the US properties, which are under her name. She told NEWSBREAK in a telephone interview that she bought the two houses with “Filipino partners” who are US residents and that these transactions are part of their real estate business.
However, she did not want to disclose the names of her business partners.
Only her name appears in the property records. She added that she and her partners do not belong to a corporation.”
extract from newsbreak interview dec 2004
the full interview is very revealing

26 02 2011
ako to

haha pano kaya kung si ronald singson ung ipapalit natin dun sa mga bibitaying pinoy sa china?? haha joke!! nice one heckler!! LOOOOOOOOOOOOL

26 02 2011
dfa

Dear ofw’s
Our thoughts are with you.
Our planes are not.

I will come over personally.
Can you recommend a good hotel and restaurant.
Oh, and send me a map of where libya is.

P-noy is de- stressing in his car but once he has had a packet of cigarettes and spoken to his sisters then i am sure he will start to think about doing something. What, i dont know.

Dont worry. Build sandcastles.

Must go. The presidential porsche is here.

Yours internationally

Albert rosario. DFA

Ps. I need a few housemaids to reflect my new status.

28 02 2011
mimi

got it wrong sir…. alberto romulo is much like that…

26 02 2011
karma

The filipino is worth dying for.

Some variations.

Money is worth lying for.

Power is worth assassinating for

Houses are worth stealing for

Girls are worth cheating for

Apologies to ninoy but not to singson, cojuangco, ligot, binay

lets hope we can find the courage for a new politics and a new philippines.
the people deserve better than being sent abroad as ofws or staying here in poverty.

27 02 2011
Deanmd

Dapat lang me reseta nang duktor ay kumita! Lol!

27 02 2011
brianitus

Ayala Alabang boys don’t use condoms at home. It’s outside the home that matters. :P Peace!

Anyway, whatever it is that the folks in Alabang is inhaling or taking, yun ang kailangan ng reseta. Naaaaman. lol

28 02 2011
Del

follower mo pala si bongbong marcos sa twitter, haha. Nagbabasa rin pala siya ng blog mo

1 03 2011
professionalheckler

yeah he follows me hahaha

1 03 2011
senior60

uuyy mister heckler, r u ok?

on vacation?

3 03 2011
GhostEmployee

Saw the interview on ANC, regarding Chavit, saying his son is also a victim of drugs and THE GOVERNMENT is not working well on stopping this drug menace. If the government is not doing its job, where is Ronald Singson working? He is also part of the government, right? So his son is really not working. X)

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