CRIMINAL MINDS

25 01 2011

Singson Update
Today, January 26, Ilocos Sur Rep. Ronald Singson will be arraigned in Hong Kong for a drug offense. The embattled congressman is expected to enter a plea of “set up.”

Carjack Suspects
Alleged carjack ringleaders Raymond and Roger Dominguez of Bulacan have faced a total of 28 criminal charges in various courts in Bulacan and Pampanga since 2007. Of those cases, 20 were for repeated car theft… otherwise known as “clueless police syndrome.”

Raymond Dominguez has surrendered to authorities. He hopes to enter into a plea bargain agreement with government prosecutors soon.

Starlet Katrina Paula defended her boyfriend Raymond saying he is not a carjacker. With 20 car theft cases, hindi carjacker? Eh ano siya, car enthusiast?

Q&A
101 Answers to the Question “Carnapper ka?”
No. 32: “Heller! Matagal na kong nag-resign sa LTO ‘noh!”

No. 23: “Anong carnapper ang pinagsasasabi mo jan?! Starlet ako. ‘Yong boyfriend ko ang carnapper.”

No. 13: “Ang bilis mo namang makalimot General! Para namang wala tayong pinagsamahan.”

No. 31: “Ssssh, ano ka ba?! Ang ingay mo! Baka marinig tayo ni Speaker, start na yata ang session.”

No. 52: “Carnapper? OA ka naman. Holduppper lang! Taas ang kamay holdup ‘to!”

No. 25: “Recreationally.”

No. 43: “Minsan. Kapag walang duty sa presinto.”

No. 34: “Eh ba’t nagrereklamo ka? Kung sina mayor at hepe nga ‘di umaangal, ikaw pa!”

No. 61: “Grabe ka namang manghusga. Ikaw nga eh. ‘Di ba dati kang congressman?”

Not True
DILG Secretary Jesse Robredo ruled out any destabilization attempt against the government using the recent carjacking incidents. Robredo also dismissed rumors the carjacking of Margarita Fores’ Land Cruiser and the appointment of Atty. Sixto Brillantes to the Comelec were aimed at destabilizing the Liberal Party.

Garcia (Not) Missing
On Monday, Sen. Antonio Trillanes IV said former AFP comptroller Carlos F. Garcia – who is close to revealing his “principals” (in a corruption case) from the previous administration, was missing… to which former Arroyo PMS chief Mike Defensor said, “Eh ba’t ganyan kayo makatingin?”

According to Senator Trillanes, ex-Major General Carlos F. Garcia cannot go to the United States because the US government is hostile to him. In fact, the US is more hostile to him than local authorities.

Snubbed
DILG Secretary Jesse Robredo’s request for a meeting with Makati City Mayor Junjun Binay on the city’s peace and order situation was turned down. The peace and order situation in the city is okay. The peace and order situation between Samar and Balay is not.

Makati City Mayor Junjun Binay told the press Monday he turned down DILG Secretary Jesse Robredo’s request for a meeting on the city’s peace and order situation saying police efficiency in Makati is efficient. Less than 24 hours later, a bus exploded along Epifanio delos Santos Avenue (Edsa) in Makati City killing five and wounding 13 others. Efficient nga.

Bombed!
Five persons died while 13 others were injured when a bomb exploded inside a bus along Edsa in Makati City Tuesday. I just hope that the police would conduct a deeper probe, and not pin this one on the Dominguez brothers.

A “bomb” exploded inside a passenger bus along Edsa in Makati City Tuesday. And Claire De La Fuente was like, “Don’t even dare give me that look!”

Briefly Noted: MAXIMO PELIGRO – the driver of the Newman Goldliner bus that was hit by an explosion.

Rehab
Reports say actor Baron Geisler has selected a rehab center where he’ll stay for 90 days. Geisler handpicked the undisclosed facility for its accessibility, spacious rooms, and chubby female attendants.

Cebu Pac Milestone
Local carrier Cebu Pacific Air boasted of reaching its 50 millionth passenger recently. Rumors say the 50 million mark was actually achieved last December but, out of force of habit, delayed ang announcement. After all, Cebu Pacific is Cebu Pacific.

Plastics Ban
The Metro Manila Development Authority encourages local government leaders to follow Muntinlupa City’s example, and ban plastics… prompting a howl of protest from Vicki Belo, Ellen Lising, and Dr. Pie Calayan.

USTe’s Quatercentenary
The University of Santo Tomas is 400 years old. Recognizing UST’s contribution to the Philippine society, President Aquino stated, “To Asia’s oldest academic institution, congratulations!” Former President Gloria Macapagal-Arroyo added, “To my father’s alma mater, mabuhay!” And Senate President Juan Ponce Enrile said, “Sa aking kababata, happy birthday!”

UST turns 400 years old on Jan. 28. If a movie about the school is made for this year’s MMFF, it could win two major awards.

UST has just turned 400 years old. And Senator Loren Legarda was like, “Hmmm, interesting.”

Oscar Snub
The nominees for this year’s Academy Awards will be announced tonight (Manila time). Last week, we’ve learned that the Philippines’ “Noy” wasn’t shortlisted for Best Foreign Language Film. But Filipinos are not losing hope. In fact, we have selected a possible entry for next year’s Best Picture competition no less. Take a look.

And this just in: the nominees in this year’s Oscars. Click here.
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“The trouble with the laws these days is that criminals know their rights better than their wrongs.”
~Author Unknown

Missing, Inaction
Sa gitna ng sunud-sunod na isyung may kinalaman sa kriminalidad, ang tanong ng bayan: where in hell is DILG undersecretary for police matters, and presidential powerpuff boy Rico E. Puno? According to deputy presidential spokesperson Abigail Valte, he is “on official business” (quoting his staff). Another source told me however he’s attending a shooting event in the US. If it’s true, have fun pero balik ka ‘agad. Maraming naghahanap sa ‘yo!

Breaking News
A reliable source says ABS-CBN Sports will broadcast the games of the NBA starting next month! Kung hei fat deal! Bye, bye Solar Sports. Let’s go Lakers!

Survey Says
Pabor ka bang ibalik ang parusang kamatayan sa mga heinous crimes?
– DAPAT lang! 62.36%
– NO. Hindi ‘yan effective. 31.07%
– Pag-iisipan ko muna. 6.58%

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113 responses

25 01 2011
achu

Gudlak PNoy and the Philippines!

26 01 2011
Paul

His luck has definitely ran out. Given the breakdown of governance, he now needs to muster intelligence and audacity which unluckily he has none.

25 01 2011
jocelyn

Bilis mo Ph! napapanahon ka lagi :-p

26 01 2011
Paul

He’s the Porsche in the blogging world

25 01 2011
Paul

The Binays refused to meet Robredo? Its easy to see that these creatures of darkness and corruption are afraid of anything that represents light and righteousness.

25 01 2011
promdi

The turning down of Makati mayor to the request of the DILG secretary to meet re the city’s peace and order situation is indeed the height of arrogance and discourtesy to a superior no less. Wow! what a stance! Couldn’t he have just met up the higher official for a fleeting cup of coffee or tea, and made a splash on what he claims an A-1 peace and order condition of his domain? tsk!tsk!tsk! A review of GMRC lessons is in order for this little feeling-big swell-head Makati boy!

26 01 2011
eddibumangon

Is Makati a different entity from the other LGUs? Last time I heard, all LGUs are under the DILG. Robredo should not give the Binays too much importance by requesting a meeting…he should demand that Binay Jr. should report to his office ASAP.

26 01 2011
dan

@eddibumangon…

I totally agree wd u eddibumangon. ano iyan kampi2? kaniya2? nabili na ba ng mga angels of darkness ang makati?

ky kawawa tlga ang mga pinoy at pinas s mga politicians natin. laging ang bansa at ang taong bayan ang nagiging sacrificial lambs s mga makasariling politicians.

dapat sa mga iyan ipang-sahog sa papaitan pra magkaroon naman ng essence.

26 01 2011
hikatalomato

to all makatis (i am referring to citizens of makati). see. that’s what you get when you elect ugly people into the government.

26 01 2011
Paul

Binay practically bought all of the poor people in Makati with freebies. He upstages the oligarchs in dispensing patronage.

25 01 2011
eddibumangon

Wow! Ang bilis Mr. PH! Mainit-init pa ang sumabog na bus sa EDSA, nakaisip ka na agad ng maisulat. Am impressed as always!

25 01 2011
etchosera

honga! Was just talking to my dad over the phone and he informed me of the bombing na nasa news nga raw, aba eh pag-akyat ko sa office ko, nasa blog na ni PH!

Bungga ever ang PH!

25 01 2011
promdi

yeah! tipong PH TONITE version! sagap ang latest bago mag-sunset!

25 01 2011
arikdik

Ang yabang ng little-blacky binay na ‘to ha. ibabad ko kaya ‘yan sa suka para mamutla. :))

Nice heckling mr hecker. My first time to comment here and parang naka-base. hehe

25 01 2011
anon

with all the criminals in government senate congress and the police it is now a criminal state.

it is no longer 3rd world but hell on earth.

25 01 2011
senior60

ikaw anon ha, sumusobra ka na, ano gusto mo, away?

but really, what is happening to our country na ba…

ikaw etchos, alam mo?

26 01 2011
Paul

Before the first month of 2011is over, the bad news are: 64 dead from flooding in the south, 2 media people killed, 6 soldiers dead in an ambush, 4 dead and 14 wounded in bus bombing, 3 dead from heinous crimes and number of hungry Filipinos drastically increased with the prices of basic goods. The good news is that the President got a Porsche using his own money. What a way to usher the new year.

26 01 2011
eddibumangon

Where’s the like button when you badly needed it. I’m referring of course to Paul’s above comment.

26 01 2011
promdi

oouchh! aray ko! aruyyy! gauze… band-aid, anyone??? but hey, don’t forget there’s always heaven to beat… let’s pray for that…

26 01 2011
hikatalomato

i beg to disagree, phil.

flippines is heaven… that’s why i choose to stay here

26 01 2011
anon

thats why the country is in such a mess.
dreamers who do not see reality and therefore accept the status quo.
ignorance is bliss so if that is your approach to life good luck.
some of us want to improve the country and will question and challenge and contribute.
go back to the bucketful of beer.
leave it to others!

27 01 2011
hikatalomato

thats why the country is in such a mess also.
whiners who cannot accept reality and therefore complain on everything.
if you think your approach would make the flippines a better place, good luck.
you want to improve the country and yet all you can do is question, challenge and contribute you point of views? come phil, get real.
go join hikatalomato with his bucketful of beer.
leave it to others!

25 01 2011
southparcph

Loved this new post Heckler! So hilarious!

Despite the gruesome and un-Godly incident along Edsa today, my distressed feeling was somehow alleviated.

I am sure my update yan in the coming days. :-)

25 01 2011
phreddox

Kapal naman ni Binay, turning down a request for appointment from the DILG Secretary who is his direct supervisor? Masyado lumalaki ulo, meyor lang naman, kahit Makati pa yan.

26 01 2011
etchosera

Ayyyyy! Kebs ko ba kung lumalaki man ang ulo niya!

Baket, gwapo ba siya?

Hmmmp! Inyo na ulo nya…. wala akong panahon sa panget!

Isa pa nga…… Hmmmmp!

25 01 2011
marja

Bah humbug! that’s for Junjun Binay! Efficient ka jan…see…a bus was bombed right in the middle of Makati…what does that say of your efficiency of peace and order?! However, I just couldn’t help think (my mind sometimes becomes malicious)…is it really a terroristic act or someone is making a point?! hmmm…esep esep…what say you Mr. PH?

26 01 2011
eddibumangon

better watch out for the exclamation point!

26 01 2011
etchosera

flukuk!

25 01 2011
just lurking

tph,

avid reader of yours here. question lang po. hindi ba ang quartercentenary ay 1/4 of century, so 25 years? quadricentennial po yata yung 400 years. btw, im not from uste. :)

keep heckling! my mornings are not complete without browsing my mail, inquirer, and op kors, tph.

25 01 2011
professionalheckler

thanks for reading. quatercentenary is the other term for quadricentennial. :-)

25 01 2011
bob

i believe it’s quatercentenary, not quartercentenary.

26 01 2011
mike

Wow, PH! Mas mabilis pa ang mga daliri mo kesa sa mga sasakyan sa edsa. Umuusok at maiinit init pa ang yun bus sa edsa-buendia, nandirito ka na.

Anyway, quatercentenary po yata ang tamang term.

26 01 2011
professionalheckler

you were absolutely right! thank u for pointing that out. :-)

26 01 2011
dan

…ang gagaling tlga ng mga avid readers ni PH. hindi mga basta2.

27 01 2011
eddibumangon

oo nga, isang letrang nawala o naligaw di makakalusot. now i have another word added to my vocabulary.

27 01 2011
senior60

fun na, educational pa..

25 01 2011
derdo

For a moment there, I thought you were joking about the name of the bus driver. So I googled it, and was enlightened.

26 01 2011
pakman

Naw yo nu!

25 01 2011
senior60

likewise, the lopez network will air the binibining pilipinas

contest and i care because i am a die-hard kapuso…

25 01 2011
etchosera

anon, ikaw ba yan?

26 01 2011
promdi

ganyan talaga life, senyor; parang buhay. there’s no guarantee in this world. malay mo pag natapos contract ng BP sa ABS, mga 5 years or so, dun naman sila sa Kapatid network which by that time shall have been television’s Top-1. he he.

26 01 2011
senior60

oo nga ano, na remember ko na ngayon, dati nasa
abs talaga ang bp, tuwangtuwa nga ako noon ng
mapunta sa gma..

tama ka promdi, there’s no guarantee talaga sa lahat
ng aspeto ng buhay…

26 01 2011
hikatalomato

i beg to disagree, phil.

flippines is heaven… that’s why the druggie-chinks, the pedo-joes, the c*ck-sucking-brits, the hydrophobic-pakis, the suicide-vest-wearing-desert-niggers, bukkake-loving-japs, the concentration-camp-loving nazis, and wife-beating-descendants-of-odin chose to live here.

and they let us flippinos live in their damned countries in exchange.

26 01 2011
senior60

uuyy hikata, si phil the doctor ug si anon usa ra?

ug kanang tanang klase sa mga tawo nia na sa ato?
baya no, wala man koy kalibutan, ang uban hinuon
pero dili sad tanan, tingale nag over exaggerated ka
lang sad ha…

lain pay ato, unsa kahay maayong term gawas sa flippines ,
mura man gud ug overall impact na hahaha basta ako mo
lugnot gyud ko, dili ko

26 01 2011
hikatalomato

ingon sa akong iring nga pwerting pagkabrayta sa kompyuter, usa ra na sila ñor.

mutoo ka o dili ñor, dili man mga nindot nga lugar ang hinungdan kung ngano mudayo ang mga langyaw sa ato nasud. kay kung panindutay lang ug lugar, mas nindot ug makadaghan nga beses ila lugar kumpara nato. mao bitaw kita mga flippino, ganahan ta makaabot ug amerika ug europe.

ang tinuod ñor, nganong ganahan sila sa flippines kay nakahibalo man gud sila nga sayon ra sila makahimo ug ilegal dinhi sa atoa. unya sayon ra pud sila makaikyas sa ila mga sala kay pwede man nila mapalit ang balaod sa ato nasud.

naa pa usa ka nindot nga term gawas sa flippines ñor. loliland. lol (katawa) + land (yuta) = loliland

26 01 2011
hikatalomato

i beg to disagree, phil.

flippines is heaven… that’s why the druggie-chinks, the pedo-joes, the c*ck-sucking-brits, the hydrophobic-pakis, the suicide-vest-wearing-desert-niggers, bukkake-loving-japs, the concentration-camp-loving nazis, and wife-beating-descendants-of-odin choose to live here.

and they let us flippinos live in their damned countries in exchange.

26 01 2011
anon

try anger management.
suspect u have and failed.
try getting some action instead.

27 01 2011
senior60

ako hikata wala magtoo nga usa ra na sila, nakabasa man ko sa
mga comments ni phil, sabotabol ra man kaayo samtang kang
anon usahay murag lahi ra sa kamatuoran, sobra ra sa kabrayet..

dili bitaw tungod sa nindot ang atong lugar, matod pa nila, ang
atong pagkamahigalaon, pagkamahiyumon, pagkamaabiabihon
ug uban pang positibo nga pagka..

supak sad ko sa imong rason kung nganong moanhi sila sa atoa…

any name but flippines…

pustahay ta hikata, kung pananglitan ubang nationality ang mo
tawag kanato ug flippino, usa ka sa mag una pag protesta, kay
dili man ta mga flip, di ba?

27 01 2011
hikatalomato

when americans are pissed off, they go outside and start shooting people

when a douchebag flippino is really really really pissed off, he goes to this blog and start shouting comments

am i right, phil?

25 01 2011
walking away

buti hindi pa sinisisi kay Gloria ang sandamukang kaguluhan na nangyayari sa bansa recently. dati kase konting gulo si Gloria ang may kasalanan.

Hindi makahirit ang tao kase binoto nila si Pnoy.

Walang sisihan! haha!

26 01 2011
Paul

Late afternoon Pnoy said its definitely terrorism. But later in the evening he said that it cannot yet be determined with the investigation going on. Maybe the next day, he will say its GMA…. And Soliman was caught in the TV smiling as she accompanied Pnoy’s visit to St Luke’s where the bombing victims were!

26 01 2011
senior60

correct, tama, check, tumpak, right, totoo..

wala lang..

26 01 2011
senior60

ano ba, para kay walking away ang reply ko,

bakit na under kay paul, naku ha, baka may momo…

26 01 2011
eddibumangon

senior, hindi na ako nagtataka…ikaw pa! :-)

26 01 2011
pakman

Juicemio! May nagkakalat na naman dito.

25 01 2011
anon

he bumbles into a room
he mumbles when he talks
he fumbles with any decision
he stumbles with the girls
he crumbles under pressure
his credibility tumbles.

the loner who cant get a boner
enjoys the boys and playing with toys.

26 01 2011
eddibumangon

like it like it like it!

26 01 2011
etchosera

sige na nga, kahit di ko naintindihan…. like it na rin!

26 01 2011
Paul

Great rhyme and haiku effect

25 01 2011
FilShams

Likewise Heckler, don’t even care about the PBA!! Ilanb lang ba ang Pinoy sa mga yan, sa isang team 3 lang yata. Mas nakakainis pa, ang mga “Fil-Ams” na yan, punta punta dito sa Pinas para kumita ng malaki, magparty sa Republiq at mambabae na wala naman talagang pakialam sa Pilipinas, ni wala ngang balak matuto ng tagalog, nakakahiya lalo na pag nakajersey sila ng PILIPINAS sa harap

26 01 2011
pakman

Tanong ng bayan: nakakahiya ba talaga o nakaka-inggit lang?

25 01 2011
ovalboy

“clueless police syndrome” ????? Sa mga police generals yata nagbibigay ng share ang mga hinayupak na ‘to eh.

26 01 2011
Anonymous

birthday kasi ni sta.cory kaya may sumabog.

26 01 2011
Anonymous

tinatanong pa ba kung bakit mataas ang crime syempre basta aquino government fiesta ang mga kriminal.

26 01 2011
kalokah

of course, mr. heckler is mr. heckler.

26 01 2011
marja

could it be that the bombing in Makati is a diversionary tactic of some groups to divert attention from the carjacking cases? maybe their world is getting smaller everyday…so what better way to do it? create havoc, a bigger story….para mawala ang attention sa kanila?!!?

26 01 2011
anon

p-noy r u listening

no more joking
i’m here choking
seeing children dying
& politicians lying

voters are expecting
people need protecting
the country needs leading
the clock is ticking

stop spinning, start communicating
stop playing, start working

p-noy r u listening

26 01 2011
senior60

like it like it like it!

hello eddi, oha naunahan kita…

26 01 2011
anon

a few weeks ago the uk govt issued a heightened alert for the philippines. this is only done when there is specific knowledge of an imminent threat.
this was shared with philippines govt who chose to ignore it.
if the bus bomb is the result then p-noy and his incompetents and stay away puno have blood on their hands for not taking at least some additional precautions rather than doing nothing as per usual.
my prayers for those involved

26 01 2011
mbw

(Puno) he’s attending a shooting event in the US. If it’s true, have fun pero balik ka ‘agad. Maraming naghahanap sa ‘yo! hahahahahahaha! KAPOW!

26 01 2011
iroppoi

bus..bus..bus…!
parang sinusubok ng mga pangyayaring may
kinalaman sa BUS ang pamunuang P-NOY!

kaya nga ang sagot nya sa mga pagsubok na ito,
porshe,porshe,porshe!

26 01 2011
hikatalomato

you’re right mate. there’s lot of bus banging these days.

26 01 2011
jasper

i too get exasperated by pnoy’s incompetence. i console myself by the thought that erap placed second to noy in the last presidential eclection.

26 01 2011
Brixter

Buti pa si Rico Puno pa baril baril lang sa US. Sama naman ako!

26 01 2011
anon

ph i hope u will indulge me.
after the bomb blast yesterday i penned a few words.

P-NOY’s REIGN

voters cheering, hope arising
flags a-waving, change arriving
P-NOY singing

shalani going, porsche coming
liz styling, lopez dating
P-NOY celebrating

tensions showing, cabinet failing
ochoa drinking, puno hiding
P-NOY smiling

senators stealing, governors golfing
congress whoring, nothing changing
P-NOY relaxing

car jacking, illegal logging
jueteng gambling, honeymoon ending
P-NOY grinning

singson snorting, pacman endorsing
congress talking, belmonte boring
P-NOY shooting

bombs exploding, people dying
crime increasing, mothers crying
P-NOY driving

politicians lying, enemies growing
binay plotting, delima working
P-NOY dating

willie wailing, kris a bonking
abunda pimping, & tax evading
P-NOY playing

pnp torturing, arroyo laughing
afp plundering, marcos shopping
P-NOY thinking

the clock is ticking, no time remaining
climate changing, prices rising
P-NOY smoking

jobs decreasing, poverty increasing
masses revolting, anarchy prevailing
P-NOY worrying

nation unravelling, pinoys leaving
predictable ending, chinese controlling
P-NOY retiring

roxas hoping, escudero dreaming
kris a bonking, cojuangco scheming
P-NOY sleeping

26 01 2011
eddibumangon

P-NOY thinking???? dats impasibol!!!!!

26 01 2011
karaangbugoy

Thinking DOTA?

26 01 2011
Paul

I like except the “thinking” part. Yes its impossible

27 01 2011
senior60

few words daw o, dami kaya…

sige anon, mag name-calling ka to your heart’s delight,
total hindi ka naman ma oblige to paliwanag in the presinto
dahil username ka lang naman..

ang katotohanan nyan, sobrang galing mo..

may mas mataas pa ba kaysa sa summa?

sa palagay mo etchos, yan naman ay kung may palagay ka,
kung wala, di wala, problema ba yun…

27 01 2011
etchosera

……di ako mapalagay.

27 01 2011
hikatalomato

i have the same poetic idea after watching “reign of fire” last night

28 01 2011
senior60

uyy hikata, ayawg saba ha, ato syang libakon kay dili man
makasabot ug bisaya, ang buot nimo ipasabot nga murag
nangopya lang sya ug aydea?

abi nimo no, suma total, paminaw ko mas brayet ka pa kay
sa niya, diha diay moliwat nimo ang imong iring nga pwerteng
brayeta…

sige gyud, patinduga ang plag sa mga bisdak, mabuhi ka..

pero lang sad, hinayhinay sa pag lagok ha, nasayod na man ka
nga makadaut kana sa panglawas, korek?

28 01 2011
hikatalomato

ayaw pud ñor. maluoy intawon ta sa mga lumad sa manila nga dili kamao ug wala plano makamao ug bisaya. nagtuo man gud na sila nga mas superior sila nato tungod tagalog ila sinultihan. wala sila kasayod nga mas brayt ta nila kay kita kasabot nila, apan sila walay kalibutan kung unsa ato gisulti. gilibak na diay sila. hahaha

pero ñor kahibalo ba ka kung unsa pinakapaet sa tanan? kanang mga bisdak nga nanglangyaw ug manila, unya inig-uli sa probinsya dili na musulti ug bisaya kay taas na kaayo ila panglantaw sa ila kaugalion. ang tinuod diay yamomo ra nga factory worker ug nagpuyo lang sa eskwater sa manila.

sayop jud ka ñor kung nagtoo ka nga brayt ko. kanang ako isulat diri sa blog, gihunghong raman na nila mr. budweiser, mr. chivas, mr. smirnoff, carlos 1, jose cuervo, kulafu, chok tong, ug uban pa. pagkadaghan baya nako adviser ñor. maglibog na lagi ko usahay kung kinsa ako paminawon nila.

30 01 2011
anon

you are so sad.
hope u can get help soon.
i can see under the bravado and juvenile humour.

1 02 2011
hikatalomato

me? sad? you must be kidding dude. i have plenty of friends around. there’s mr. budweiser in the fridge. there’s mr. smirnoff inside the overhead cabinet. there’s jose cuervo sitting in the porch. and there’s mr. kulafu and mr. viagro in a sari-sari store just across the street.

you consider a slouchy person lazily sitting in a couch, displaying bravado? is that the new definition? i guess i’ve slept too long last night that, by the time i woke up, they have already changed the definition of bravado.

by the way, its not my style to joke around. i want you to know that i’m serious all the time. really dead serious.

26 01 2011
anon

singson will buy his way out of trouble.
he will find a corrupt judge.
they like money even more than filipinos.
nothing changes.
that is what all the delays have been about. negotiations so the chinese do not lose face but find way to let him off.
put it down to medical prescription and personal stress and of course a person of exemplary character and public service.
at least it makes the chinese look as much of a joke as the filipinos.
and the singsons will owe the chinese big time so they will be happy to collect when they are ready.

26 01 2011
eddibumangon

“…Foreign countries all issued travel warnings to their citizens against imminent terrorist attacks in the country, which irked President Aquino, who claimed then that these foreign travel advisories were baseless, and demanded at least seven countries to withdraw their advisories…” – Philippine Tribune

Sino ngayon ang nagmukhang TANGA?

26 01 2011
livingsaint

Sino pa, eh di ang magaling natin na Presidente!

26 01 2011
religiousgirl

Akala ko ba TANGA siya, e ba’t mo tinawag na magaling?
Sabihin mo, ang TANGA natin na Presidente!

27 01 2011
eddibumangon

Tanga na nga, nagmukha pang gago sa palusot!

26 01 2011
anon

and singson found a corrupt judge at last.
it shows that the chinese can be bought.
now it is just a process of saving face.
no doubt medical necessity
and then return to congress with a slap on the wrist.
the girl and drug provider will be back and congress can party again
why do you think a moron like singson is tolerated.
he will owe the chinese big time and they will collect when they are ready.
another politician in their pocket.
slowly slowly control

27 01 2011
hikatalomato

oooh looks like a scenario from terminator when skynet is covertly installing itself into world’s computers. just to give you a recall:

john connor: by the time skynet became self-aware it had spread into millions of computer servers across the planet. ordinary computers in office buildings, dorm rooms; everywhere. it was software; in cyberspace. there was no system core; it could not be shutdown. the attack began at 6:18 pm, just as he said it would. judgment day, the day the human race was almost destroyed by the weapons they’d built to protect themselves. i should have realized it was never our destiny to stop judgment day, it was merely to survive it, together. the terminator knew; he tried to tell us, but i didn’t want to hear it. maybe the future has been written. i don’t know; all i know is what the terminator taught me; never stop fighting. and i never will. the battle has just begun.

sad to say phil, skynet will take over the world before the chinks do. i assure you of that

26 01 2011
anon

the country now ranks as one of the most dangerous in the world.
good luck in attracting tourists
whatever the logo and slogan.

27 01 2011
hikatalomato

wrong prophecy again phil. tourist will still come to the flippines even if it surpasses maguindanaoistan as the most dangerous place in the world.

this is their paradise, phil…. their loliland. eminent danger cannot deter these men’s desire to experience paradise.

i think this is the reason why they keep coming to the flippines: “o utog na makapangyarihan. pag pumasok sa puson nino man. hahamakin ang lahat, masunod ka lamang”.

28 01 2011
anon

you should get out more and experience life and other lands.
a pig can be happy in shit

29 01 2011
hikatalomato

been there, done that

i think you should go outside and breath some fresh air. you’re fuming man. remember a hearth attack is bad for your dong. it ends up crooked most of the time. it will take a lot of hand jobs and deep throatin’ to get it straight again.

be cool…
be cool…
hush…
hush…
hush…

26 01 2011
move0ut

i’d say
push the button to eject the president.
now na! hehe

26 01 2011
move0ut

nakakainiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiisssssssssssssssssssssssssss!

26 01 2011
eddibumangon

Aquino:Travel advisories warned of mall attacks, not bus blast

See how idiotic this Pnoy is?

27 01 2011
bob

I have read the news article that that creature actually uttered those words.
I dunno if I’m gonna cry, laugh or simply grin like an clueless idiot when I read that part of the news article.

This only shows how gullible that yellow creature could be…
‘IT’ must be reminded that terrorist acts and works under the shadows of deceit.

Wow! Ganito lang pala kadali linlangin at mapaglalangan ang isang Noynoy Aquino.

26 01 2011
marja

Congrats Mr. PH…panalo Lakers!!! Wo0t W0ooo0T!!!

26 01 2011
marja

Congrats Mr. PH…panalo Lakers!!! Wo0t W0ooo0T!!! :D:D:D

26 01 2011
kalokah

does anyone know who is “big bad blogger”?

27 01 2011
professionalheckler

aalamin ko yan. :-)

27 01 2011
eddibumangon

…and the next question would be: who is margaux salcedo? :-)

27 01 2011
TruBlue

Whoever secretly placed those drugs in Sabit Singson’s son deserves a medal.

I’d like to think that these anti-Panot in this blog will be the same ones whining when the Boy Scout takes over.

27 01 2011
religiousgirl

Think whatever you want to think!

29 01 2011
TruBlue

Op corz! Just like you.

29 01 2011
senior60

uuyy hikata, una sa tanan, seryus ning akoa ha, nakadungog ka na
gyud tingale aning estoryaha nga ang mga senyor na nga sama nako
nga purya buyag wala pa magtumar ug mentenance kay dili man ko
abusado sa akong lawas, mag dayalog ug, ang mga palahubog dili
matiguwang kay ngano, mamatay man dayon, mutubag sad ang
batan-on nga palahubog nga sama nimo ug, bahala na mamatay
basta ibabaw sa kamay, ikaw dong, ingon sad ani imong panghunahuna?
hinaut nga dili kay kaanugon baya nimo intawon, sa imong retrato murag
mga 30 ka pa man ug hitsuraan sad, lantip pa gyud ang pangutok….

kataas na akong suwat, mahibulong gyud silang mga spoken dolyar
ug pure tagalog kung unsay atong guipangyawyaw, madugay mokuha
ni sila ug interpreter hahaha eksakto gyud ka nga mas bentaha ta kay
kanila….

pero si blank aka blank ba, akong balikon, wala sa imong kumingking
kung tinubagay ang hisgutan, maayo man lang to siya mo diskurso
pero dili kamao mo debate…

sige dong hikata, ang akong tambag ha, maluoy man lang sad ko sa
imong mga ginikanan, sigurado ko wala sila magkulang sa pag maymay
kanimo ug maglagot ka sa yawyawan, karon, ning-apil pa gyud ko, mao
nay gui-ingon, buuutangi….

29 01 2011
akosistella

Q: Carnapper ka?

A: No. Carjacker. Excuse me, there’s no such word as carnapper in the dictionary. Che!

29 01 2011
eddibumangon

at ano ang tawag mo doon sa mga natutulog sa kotse, aber? …hehehe, mais na mais.

30 01 2011
etchosera

Hmmmp!

Kasi naman, dictionary ng NOKIA 3310 pa ang gamit mo.

Eto sabi ng dictionary ko:

Carnapper – a person who takes a nap inside the car!

Gets?

At bago ko makalimutan…………..Che ka rin!

Bwahahahahaha!

30 01 2011
eddibumangon

hahaha. mais na mais ka rin, etchos. pero in fairness ha, medyo hawig na tayong mag-isip. :-)

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