LIGHT BITES SATURDAY

23 10 2010

INTERCEPTED TWEETS from very private accounts of political and entertainment figures in the Philippines (October 18-23, 2010)

noynoy_4real
can’t wait for tuesday’s state visit to vietnam. hopes to find a hotdog vendor on the sidewalk of hanoi
5 minutes ago via Slate iPad

jojo_ocho_ahhh
@vina @concertqueen sorry ladies, can’t go out with you no more. mainit ang media. next time na lang. palamigin muna natin.
about 2 hours ago from web

mrpalengke
RT @noynoy_4real hopes to find a hotdog vendor on the sidewalk of Hanoi — PSST! sama ulit ako. gusto ko rin ng hotdogs!
35 seconds ago via Tweet Deck

THEother_ricopuno
thank god for the long weekend. will go target shooting. i’m no longer in the news. god is really good.
45 seconds ago via Tumblr

manolingmorato
@jojo_ocho_ahhh i love your twitter handle. ocho ba talaga? :-)
about 4 hours ago via UberTwitter

direkcarlo_J
punyeta! paano ako magkakautang eh ‘di pa nga kumpleto ang bayad ng pcso sa ginawa kong series na “pangarap kong jackpot?”
2 minutes ago from web

DrPrisconilo
nakaka-miss din pala ang radio at TV interviews
43 minutes ago from Tumblr

liz_uy
nope. not going to vietnam with him. the baseless rumors are killing me. kung alam n’yo lang ang totoo. eew.
45 minutes ago from API

PAGASA
@DrPrisconilo hahahahaha!
45 minutes ago from web

noynoy_4real
@liz_uy OUCH! bahala ka.
1 hour ago via Slate iPad

jules_L
yeah men! ‘musta ka na men! masdan mo ang aking mata, ‘di mo ba nakikita, ako ngayo’y lumilipad at nasa langit na! gusto mo bang… sumama? men.
about 10 minutes ago from HootSuite

THEother_ricopuno
“A true friend is someone who thinks that you are a good egg even though he knows that you are slightly cracked.” ~ Bernard Meltzer
30 minutes ago from Tweet Deck

supreme_court
we, in the high tribunal, believe that a true friend is someone who thinks that you are a good egg even though he knows that you are slightly cracked.
10 minutes ago via Tweet Deck

UP_Law
@supreme_court pati ba naman simpleng quotation sa twitter, plagiarized pa?
5 minutes ago

direkcarlo_J
@donna villa GOD HAVE MERCY ON US!
less than 35 seconds ago from web

supreme_court
@UP_Law nalimutan lang ‘yong attribution. OA kayo. we will cite you in contempt!
20 seconds ago

ricky_carandang
excited to check out this new resto at boni high street with @cesdrilon. sana walang media.
3 minutes ago via Slate iPad

ping!
still weighing my options. hindi ko talaga keri ang maposasan sa harap ng media.
about 2 hours ago from web

shalanisoledad
pasensya na po. next time na lang po.
2 seconds ago

green_go
@ping what options mista? u only have one at the moment: surrender! take note: DOJ sec is a woman. masamang magalit.
about 90 minutes ago from Echofon

iamkrisaquino
just finished shooting a kissing scene w/ diet. gosh, na-miss ko ‘to. it’s been, what? 10 months? hayyy.
42 minutes ago from UberTwitter

mayorLIM
pulis lang! pulis lang! ang magpapakamatay! (sinuntok ang keyboard) remember that! pulis lang!
about 1 hour ago from twitterfeed

iskomoreno
SA QUIAPO, MAY MURA MAYOR. RT @mayorLIM isko, may alam ka bang bilihan ng murang keyboard?
37 minutes ago via web

gma_in_congress
aba! bait-baitan yata si dinky kapag kaharap ako sha budget hearing. natakot shiguro. Hahaha 1 down, deles to go. weather-weather lang ‘yan.
2 days ago from web

RatedK
suuuuuper excited. hindi ko na mahintay ang january. handa na ba kayo… sa muling pamamayagpag ko?
about 5 hours ago via twitterfeed

JustJamby
oh no! i just lost tita chito’s forbes park house to my two cousins! dapat kasi nag-file ako ng appeal.
about 1 hour ago from Tweet Deck

mrpalengke
@RatedK i’m happy for you hon. araw-araw na ba uli kitang mapapanood?
2 hours ago via twitterfeed

willing_willie
this is it. salamat kay lord. tuloy na tuloy na po tayo mga kapatid. 5o’clock after e-live and startalk pero sa TV5. salamat kay MVP! @annafeliciano_choreographer ‘yong bikini ba ng mga dancers kumpleto na?
1 day ago

charo_mmk
@coryvidanes @RealGabby_Lopez huwaaat? walang TRO? pa’no na ‘yan?
20 hours ago

RealGabby_Lopez
@charo_mmk pa-draft ka ng statement kay bong osorio at lumabas ka sa ‘tv patrol’ mamaya. alam mo na ang treatment. dapat mukhang kawawa at mukhang aggrieved party tayo. will be monitoring.
21 hours ago

senator_litolapid
@senator_litolapid new hir. testing lang muna kung darating ang tweet ko. reply ka kaagad ha.
3 minutes ago via Tweet Deck

senator_litolapid
oo nga. mabilis nga ang message. salamat sa reply! RT @senator_litolapid new hir. testing lang muna kung darating ang tweet ko. reply ka kaagad ha.
1 minute ago via Tweet Deck

hayden_scent
may parating na typhoon katring. hmmm, i-video ko kaya?
20 hours ago

dyan_castillejo
@pacman FYI. i instructed my cameraman to record your sparring sessions. name is joseph. sunod na lang ako. paki-accommodate naman. thx. XOXO!
20 minutes ago via dlvr.it

pacman
@dyan_castillejo suri. no more cameras allow sa wild card gym. ‘tsaka pansin ni bob arum, subra na raw ang coverage mo, abala na sa training ko. ano nga pala ibig sabihin ng XOXO? soso?
13 minutes ago via ÜberTwitter
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40 responses

23 10 2010
kalokah

wowowee!

23 10 2010
Quick Brown Fox

nice one again PH. Thank you!

23 10 2010
potterific_nurse

sayang! di ko napanood news kagabi..mala MMK ba?

23 10 2010
bob

ang galing! parang ni-rehearsed ng ilang beses. alam nya kung saan bubuntung hininga, kung saan muli magsasalita at kung san medyo mababasag ang boses.

23 10 2010
Topdog

Ano twitter? Friendster nga eh hindi ko pa rin alam. Lol

23 10 2010
Paul

I wonder what is Dinky’s tweet to Ed Angara? But its true, Dinky’s Peace Bonds anomaly must be investigated if the Truth Commission is a tool for justice and not personal vendetta.

23 10 2010
Eruesso

Great! Once again, PH showed us what the face of our society is. Really funny, especially yung tweets ni Sen. Lito Lapid. Hahaha!

23 10 2010
lime

paulit ulit na yung mga banat mo sa kanila men..wala k bng bago? boring na kc..
din tulad ng dati mong mga post..

23 10 2010
etchosera

Hay naku Apog, eto lang masasabi ko:

“Di ka naman po pinipilit magbasa.”

26 10 2010
TOMADOR

bket di nyo na lang kasi hayaan magbigay ng opinion ang ibang tao dito? kumbaga kung di mo trip ang opinion wag ka na lang din lang mag comment against it, parehas din sa hirit mo ;) LOL

27 10 2010
etchosera

@ TOMADOR:

As you can read, nagbibigay din lang ako ng opinion ko sa comment nya kaya dapat hayaan mo rin ako.

23 10 2010
bob

kuya, bagong bago ang mga banat na eto…

nagkataon lamang na sila pa rin ang mga personalidad na paulit ulit na gumagawa ng sitwasyon at scenario kaya’t sila’y muling nandirito.

ano pa ba ang hinahanap mo? mukhang di ka yata updated sa nangyayari sa mundo kaya di maka relate at boring ang dating nito sayo.

23 10 2010
Paul

Then are you here. Just get out. Fast

24 10 2010
promdi

ha ha ha, aliw! tuwa naman ako sa yo etchos… sa banat mong … apog! galing mo sa synonym ha! at pambansang wika, huh? type yan ni maria makiling. hamo na si nga-nga… he he (‘lam mo yun? ang makahula kung ano yun, me premyo! secreet!) he’s entitled to his own opinion. heto nga kinagaganda ng blog ni ph… me apog na pambudbod… sabi nga ni balagtas… “you can’t please everybody!” ay mali yata. sory po bb. maria makiling!… confused na ata ako kung saan galing yung quote na yun! basta ok lang apog, este, nga-nga. daan ka lagi rine para yung pagkahyper mo, kumbaga, me chance ka ma-bored paminsan-minsan!

23 10 2010
anna

Panalo yung sa supreme court! Sir request lang po, sana gumawa ka ng blogpost abt sa supreme court naman. ;-)

23 10 2010
Will

haha thanks bro :)

23 10 2010
eufems

supreme_court
@UP_Law it was microsoft word’s fault
15 seconds ago

microsoft_office
@supreme_court we believe an older version was used pls try MS Word 2007
12 seconds ago

23 10 2010
chumliit

xoxo-soso :D hihi..

23 10 2010
eddibumangon

seriously, ano nga ba meaning ng xoxo?

25 10 2010
jay

xoxo or hugs and kisses

27 10 2010
eddibumangon

tnx jay, kaya lang di ko pa rin gets kung pano naging hugs and kisses. parang walang connect. :-(

23 10 2010
phreddox

nice tweet by @pacman. lol!

23 10 2010
bob

panalo si senator lapid! parang nilalaro lang ang sarili. haha!

23 10 2010
mbw

XOXO!!! hanep sa tweets LOL!

23 10 2010
Jo

kalowkah…ang saya saya..thanks 4 making me laugh…

23 10 2010
Lola Nila

hahahahaha…kaloka si Kuya Germs….parang si Hon. Sem. Lito Lapid lang!

23 10 2010
etchosera

Eto daw ang official statement ni Koya Germs regarding Twitter:

“Di ba para sa mga sanggol lang yan? Sa tanda kong ito, tutubuan pa kaya ako ng panibagong mga ngipin pag gumamit ako ng Twitter?”

23 10 2010
MVP

Ang saya talaga sa Willing-Willie! Hi Ms. Charo!

23 10 2010
promdi

ay sir, chanced upon wiling-willie early tonight… eeew, ang gulo; ang ingay! ang babaw. parang christmas party lang sa high school! yung putukan ng baloon, naka-tv pa! sayang precious airtime! sabagayy… hohumm..

23 10 2010
Poppy Fields

Pinaghalo ang HP Slate at Apple Ipad, he he he.

24 10 2010
J.Gi Federizo

He he he, panalo, Heckler!

24 10 2010
amateur heckler

supreme_court: is it plagiarism when we pass on jokes we read? are we not a nation of plagiarists? we are fond of political jokes… hell, we even get them elected.

24 10 2010
senior60

ang tita ba ni just jamby ay boy?

24 10 2010
bob

yes po, lolo.

idol nya… kaya lumaki syang vaginarian.

:D

24 10 2010
hansie

Nice one PH.
I am sure, PNoy can find hot dogs in Vietnam.
I mean the real dog meat.
Di ba delicacy nila yun till now.

25 10 2010
JoHn Tee

Parang mga Pinoy, kumakain ng aso! Delicacy din sa Pinas ang aso!

24 10 2010
anon

nice one ph

singson. doctor has found i have rare unnamed medical condition. prescribes cocaine for it. watertight defense. home by xmas

26 10 2010
kaye

hahaha! tawa na naman ako ng tawa dito. everything was short but sweet, and uber funny. parang wala akong itulak kabigin sa lahat.

bat hindi mo sinali si binay?

27 10 2010
i'm no angel

very well written…. kudos!

28 10 2010
brunix

@promdi: nakakahilo ang 360 degrees na ikot ng Jimmy Jib cam ng WW!

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