INTERCEPTED TWEETS from very private accounts of political and entertainment figures in the Philippines (October 18-23, 2010)
noynoy_4real
can’t wait for tuesday’s state visit to vietnam. hopes to find a hotdog vendor on the sidewalk of hanoi
5 minutes ago via Slate iPad
jojo_ocho_ahhh
@vina @concertqueen sorry ladies, can’t go out with you no more. mainit ang media. next time na lang. palamigin muna natin.
about 2 hours ago from web
mrpalengke
RT @noynoy_4real hopes to find a hotdog vendor on the sidewalk of Hanoi — PSST! sama ulit ako. gusto ko rin ng hotdogs!
35 seconds ago via Tweet Deck
THEother_ricopuno
thank god for the long weekend. will go target shooting. i’m no longer in the news. god is really good.
45 seconds ago via Tumblr
manolingmorato
@jojo_ocho_ahhh i love your twitter handle. ocho ba talaga? 
about 4 hours ago via UberTwitter
direkcarlo_J
punyeta! paano ako magkakautang eh ‘di pa nga kumpleto ang bayad ng pcso sa ginawa kong series na “pangarap kong jackpot?”
2 minutes ago from web
DrPrisconilo
nakaka-miss din pala ang radio at TV interviews
43 minutes ago from Tumblr
liz_uy
nope. not going to vietnam with him. the baseless rumors are killing me. kung alam n’yo lang ang totoo. eew.
45 minutes ago from API
PAGASA
@DrPrisconilo hahahahaha!
45 minutes ago from web
noynoy_4real
@liz_uy OUCH! bahala ka.
1 hour ago via Slate iPad
jules_L
yeah men! ‘musta ka na men! masdan mo ang aking mata, ‘di mo ba nakikita, ako ngayo’y lumilipad at nasa langit na! gusto mo bang… sumama? men.
about 10 minutes ago from HootSuite
THEother_ricopuno
“A true friend is someone who thinks that you are a good egg even though he knows that you are slightly cracked.” ~ Bernard Meltzer
30 minutes ago from Tweet Deck
supreme_court
we, in the high tribunal, believe that a true friend is someone who thinks that you are a good egg even though he knows that you are slightly cracked.
10 minutes ago via Tweet Deck
UP_Law
@supreme_court pati ba naman simpleng quotation sa twitter, plagiarized pa?
5 minutes ago
direkcarlo_J
@donna villa GOD HAVE MERCY ON US!
less than 35 seconds ago from web
supreme_court
@UP_Law nalimutan lang ‘yong attribution. OA kayo. we will cite you in contempt!
20 seconds ago
ricky_carandang
excited to check out this new resto at boni high street with @cesdrilon. sana walang media.
3 minutes ago via Slate iPad
ping!
still weighing my options. hindi ko talaga keri ang maposasan sa harap ng media.
about 2 hours ago from web
shalanisoledad
pasensya na po. next time na lang po.
2 seconds ago
green_go
@ping what options mista? u only have one at the moment: surrender! take note: DOJ sec is a woman. masamang magalit.
about 90 minutes ago from Echofon
iamkrisaquino
just finished shooting a kissing scene w/ diet. gosh, na-miss ko ‘to. it’s been, what? 10 months? hayyy.
42 minutes ago from UberTwitter
mayorLIM
pulis lang! pulis lang! ang magpapakamatay! (sinuntok ang keyboard) remember that! pulis lang!
about 1 hour ago from twitterfeed
iskomoreno
SA QUIAPO, MAY MURA MAYOR. RT @mayorLIM isko, may alam ka bang bilihan ng murang keyboard?
37 minutes ago via web
gma_in_congress
aba! bait-baitan yata si dinky kapag kaharap ako sha budget hearing. natakot shiguro. Hahaha 1 down, deles to go. weather-weather lang ‘yan.
2 days ago from web
RatedK
suuuuuper excited. hindi ko na mahintay ang january. handa na ba kayo… sa muling pamamayagpag ko?
about 5 hours ago via twitterfeed
JustJamby
oh no! i just lost tita chito’s forbes park house to my two cousins! dapat kasi nag-file ako ng appeal.
about 1 hour ago from Tweet Deck
mrpalengke
@RatedK i’m happy for you hon. araw-araw na ba uli kitang mapapanood?
2 hours ago via twitterfeed
willing_willie
this is it. salamat kay lord. tuloy na tuloy na po tayo mga kapatid. 5o’clock after e-live and startalk pero sa TV5. salamat kay MVP! @annafeliciano_choreographer ‘yong bikini ba ng mga dancers kumpleto na?
1 day ago
charo_mmk
@coryvidanes @RealGabby_Lopez huwaaat? walang TRO? pa’no na ‘yan?
20 hours ago
RealGabby_Lopez
@charo_mmk pa-draft ka ng statement kay bong osorio at lumabas ka sa ‘tv patrol’ mamaya. alam mo na ang treatment. dapat mukhang kawawa at mukhang aggrieved party tayo. will be monitoring.
21 hours ago
senator_litolapid
@senator_litolapid new hir. testing lang muna kung darating ang tweet ko. reply ka kaagad ha.
3 minutes ago via Tweet Deck
senator_litolapid
oo nga. mabilis nga ang message. salamat sa reply! RT @senator_litolapid new hir. testing lang muna kung darating ang tweet ko. reply ka kaagad ha.
1 minute ago via Tweet Deck
hayden_scent
may parating na typhoon katring. hmmm, i-video ko kaya?
20 hours ago
dyan_castillejo
@pacman FYI. i instructed my cameraman to record your sparring sessions. name is joseph. sunod na lang ako. paki-accommodate naman. thx. XOXO!
20 minutes ago via dlvr.it
pacman
@dyan_castillejo suri. no more cameras allow sa wild card gym. ‘tsaka pansin ni bob arum, subra na raw ang coverage mo, abala na sa training ko. ano nga pala ibig sabihin ng XOXO? soso?
13 minutes ago via ÜberTwitter
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nice one again PH. Thank you!
sayang! di ko napanood news kagabi..mala MMK ba?
ang galing! parang ni-rehearsed ng ilang beses. alam nya kung saan bubuntung hininga, kung saan muli magsasalita at kung san medyo mababasag ang boses.
Ano twitter? Friendster nga eh hindi ko pa rin alam. Lol
I wonder what is Dinky’s tweet to Ed Angara? But its true, Dinky’s Peace Bonds anomaly must be investigated if the Truth Commission is a tool for justice and not personal vendetta.
Great! Once again, PH showed us what the face of our society is. Really funny, especially yung tweets ni Sen. Lito Lapid. Hahaha!
paulit ulit na yung mga banat mo sa kanila men..wala k bng bago? boring na kc..
din tulad ng dati mong mga post..
Hay naku Apog, eto lang masasabi ko:
“Di ka naman po pinipilit magbasa.”
bket di nyo na lang kasi hayaan magbigay ng opinion ang ibang tao dito? kumbaga kung di mo trip ang opinion wag ka na lang din lang mag comment against it, parehas din sa hirit mo
LOL
@ TOMADOR:
As you can read, nagbibigay din lang ako ng opinion ko sa comment nya kaya dapat hayaan mo rin ako.
kuya, bagong bago ang mga banat na eto…
nagkataon lamang na sila pa rin ang mga personalidad na paulit ulit na gumagawa ng sitwasyon at scenario kaya’t sila’y muling nandirito.
ano pa ba ang hinahanap mo? mukhang di ka yata updated sa nangyayari sa mundo kaya di maka relate at boring ang dating nito sayo.
Then are you here. Just get out. Fast
ha ha ha, aliw! tuwa naman ako sa yo etchos… sa banat mong … apog! galing mo sa synonym ha! at pambansang wika, huh? type yan ni maria makiling. hamo na si nga-nga… he he (‘lam mo yun? ang makahula kung ano yun, me premyo! secreet!) he’s entitled to his own opinion. heto nga kinagaganda ng blog ni ph… me apog na pambudbod… sabi nga ni balagtas… “you can’t please everybody!” ay mali yata. sory po bb. maria makiling!… confused na ata ako kung saan galing yung quote na yun! basta ok lang apog, este, nga-nga. daan ka lagi rine para yung pagkahyper mo, kumbaga, me chance ka ma-bored paminsan-minsan!
Panalo yung sa supreme court! Sir request lang po, sana gumawa ka ng blogpost abt sa supreme court naman.
haha thanks bro
supreme_court
@UP_Law it was microsoft word’s fault
15 seconds ago
microsoft_office
@supreme_court we believe an older version was used pls try MS Word 2007
12 seconds ago
xoxo-soso
hihi..
seriously, ano nga ba meaning ng xoxo?
xoxo or hugs and kisses
tnx jay, kaya lang di ko pa rin gets kung pano naging hugs and kisses. parang walang connect.
nice tweet by @pacman. lol!
panalo si senator lapid! parang nilalaro lang ang sarili. haha!
XOXO!!! hanep sa tweets LOL!
kalowkah…ang saya saya..thanks 4 making me laugh…
hahahahaha…kaloka si Kuya Germs….parang si Hon. Sem. Lito Lapid lang!
Eto daw ang official statement ni Koya Germs regarding Twitter:
“Di ba para sa mga sanggol lang yan? Sa tanda kong ito, tutubuan pa kaya ako ng panibagong mga ngipin pag gumamit ako ng Twitter?”
Ang saya talaga sa Willing-Willie! Hi Ms. Charo!
ay sir, chanced upon wiling-willie early tonight… eeew, ang gulo; ang ingay! ang babaw. parang christmas party lang sa high school! yung putukan ng baloon, naka-tv pa! sayang precious airtime! sabagayy… hohumm..
Pinaghalo ang HP Slate at Apple Ipad, he he he.
He he he, panalo, Heckler!
supreme_court: is it plagiarism when we pass on jokes we read? are we not a nation of plagiarists? we are fond of political jokes… hell, we even get them elected.
ang tita ba ni just jamby ay boy?
yes po, lolo.
idol nya… kaya lumaki syang vaginarian.
Nice one PH.
I am sure, PNoy can find hot dogs in Vietnam.
I mean the real dog meat.
Di ba delicacy nila yun till now.
Parang mga Pinoy, kumakain ng aso! Delicacy din sa Pinas ang aso!
nice one ph
singson. doctor has found i have rare unnamed medical condition. prescribes cocaine for it. watertight defense. home by xmas
hahaha! tawa na naman ako ng tawa dito. everything was short but sweet, and uber funny. parang wala akong itulak kabigin sa lahat.
bat hindi mo sinali si binay?
very well written…. kudos!
@promdi: nakakahilo ang 360 degrees na ikot ng Jimmy Jib cam ng WW!