BUMPER STICKERS, ANYONE?

5 10 2010

Twenty Anti-Church & Pro-RH Bill Bumper Stickers

Limit the copulation,
Save the population.

I used to hate the president.
Until he fought with the bishops.

If the love of money is the root of all evil,
why do churches beg for it?

Excommunicate?!? Us?
Gee, thanks.

Condoms and Clerical Celibacy:
Both prevent procreation.

Dahil d’yan, may nag-teeexxxxt:
“Tigilan n’yo na ang panggagamit sa aking pangalan. – Jesus”

Excommunication and civil disobedience.
In short, blackmail.

Yup! Nagbabayad ako ng buwis sa pamahalaan
Anong akala n’yo sa akin, simbahan?

Caution: Carlos Celdran on board.

Jesus and I have something in common.
We were not born Catholic.

Lintik lang ang walang ganti:
Tara, mang-molestiya tayo ng pari.

Filipino bishops do not grow old.
They remain in the middle ages.

God created man.
Man created condoms.
Therefore…

Katawan ko, kargo ko.
Anong problema mo?!

Stop lecturing me on sex… virgins!

Charlotte.
The only Church I listen to.

DILG + PNP = Jueteng
Jueteng Money + Hypocrisy = Bagong Simbahan

Eat. Prey. Love.
Pre-pubescent boys.

If being pro-RH bill is evil…
see you all in hell!

Hindi kami makikialam sa inyong relihiyon.
Huwag n’yo lang pakialaman ang aming konstitusyon!

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~Lenny Bruce

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248 responses

5 10 2010
blueheart16

first!
galing tlaga mr.PH!..karapat dapat kang bigyan ng uno..hehe

5 10 2010
Caturay

Lupit naman ng post na ito. Parang wala nang ginawang maganda ang Simbahang Katolika a.

6 10 2010
jaypee

meron nga ba???

6 10 2010
Caturay

Meron naman. Ang mga tinuturo ng simbahang Katolika ang dahilan kung bakit nabubuhay pa ang mga taong walang kuwenta at hindi basta-basta binabaril na lang. Kaya’t magpasalamat ka sa simbahang Katolika at buhay ka pa.

6 10 2010
kalokah

you must be reading the wrong blog.
see the headline – PROFESSIONAL HECKLER, or see the sidebar,
on your right BEST BLOG “HUMOR”.

get it?

6 10 2010
Caturay

Hi Kaloka! Ibig mo sabihin walang ibang gusto sabihin si PH kundi ang magpatawa lang? Humor for humor’s sake? Magpatawa nang walang mensaheng ibabahagi? Magagalit sayo si PH nyan itinulad mo sya kay Willie Revillame.

get it?

6 10 2010
kabug

ang kagandahang loob ay hindi dulot ng simbahang katolika lamang. ano kaya ang tingin mo sa mga kapatid nating mga muslim? napaka-kitid naman ng pag-iisip ng kung sino mang mag-isip na simbahang katolika lamang ang nagbiyaya sa atin ng kagandahang loob.

6 10 2010
Caturay

Sino ba may sabi na simbahang katolika “lamang”? E ikaw lang naman nagsabi ng “lamang” e. Sumabat ka na, nagdagdag ka pa. Tinamaan naman ng… Kaya ikaw din magpasalamat ka sa simbahang katolika at buhay ka pa!

7 10 2010
kabug

@Caturay:

Salamat at sumagot ka sa aking post. Ikaw nga naman siguro ang tinamaan. Kung iyong mamarapatin, ilalagay ko lang po ang iyong post na nauna, at eto po yun:

“Meron naman. Ang mga tinuturo ng simbahang Katolika ang dahilan kung bakit nabubuhay pa ang mga taong walang kuwenta at hindi basta-basta binabaril na lang. Kaya’t magpasalamat ka sa simbahang Katolika at buhay ka pa.”

Ngayon, pakibasa nga po ulit ng pangalawang pangungusap at sabihin mo na hindi yan ang buod ng iyung sanaysay. Ika nga, “ang isda ay nahuhuli sa bibig”.

Sana po’y wag na nating sabihin na dahil lamang walang “lamang” sa iyong ipinaskil ay tama pa rin po kayo. Ika nga sa salitang Ingles, ang “counter argument” naman po diyan ay dahil hindi nyo rin po sinabi na “Ang mga tinuturo ng simbahang Katolika at ng iba pang relihiyon”, ang iyong sinabi po ay mali at nagpapakita ng kitid ng isip ng karaniwang pilipino.

Wag kang mag-alala, hindi ka nag-iisa sa pag-iisip na yan. Marami din naman kayo.

7 10 2010
Caturay

Salamat din sa iyong pangangatwiran na kahit na baluktot ay katwiran pa rin.

Ang paksa ay Simbahang Katolika, kaya’t ang simuno ng pangunusap ay Simbahang Katolika. Kung ang paksa ay SK at iba’t ibang simbahan, tama sana ang iyong katwiran. Kaso daplis.

Walang ding mali sa pangalawang pangungusap na sinabi ko. Dahil totoo naman na turo yon ng SK. Pero di ko sinabi na SK lamang ang nagturo nun. Ikaw ang nagsabi nun. Yon ang mali. Ikaw ang mali.

Sa susunod, wag magbasa ng mga salitang hindi naman nakasulat. Sasabit ka, kahit pano mo pa piliting palusutin.

Wag kang mag-alala, pinapatawad kita sa iyong pagkakamali. Turo din ng SK ang pagpapatawad.

13 10 2010
diseneako

Muslim? ayaw nila sa RH bill. period? ano pa gusto mo sabihin?

5 10 2010
alfred

my own sticker, ” Duh, Excommunicate me? i will pogrom you!

5 10 2010
Abby

Super saya nitong post!!!!

5 10 2010
Jo

Lagot ka sa mga obispo! Ipapakulong ka ren!

5 10 2010
me@LCDH

i like this one!

6 10 2010
Lola Nila

Lahat panalo. pero ito ang ilagay ko sa simbahan:

Condoms and Clerical Celibacy:
Both prevent procreation.

5 10 2010
Fran

All contents are relevant except for one – – Charlotte Church!
Love it PH! the best!

and wow…first?

I really believe, the Catholic priests (but of course) know the contemptible products of the enlarging population – mothers who have set a trend of dumping off their almost lifeless newborn/aborted babies, children in the streets, children who make a tug at a passerby’s shirt and ask for pennies and children who are situated just at the entrance of churches to sell some goods, instead of spending their precious time in school. These priests are just confused about the dichotomy between their clandestine hypocritical assignations and their social portrayal of a proud and perfect moralist.

5 10 2010
hansie

grabe! very biting!
tagos sa buto! :-)

5 10 2010
thepiaya

this made my day!

5 10 2010
paykuli

status ko na sa fb ung # 15..hehehe

5 10 2010
jde0218

Jesus and I have something in common.
We were not born Catholic.

–that is so true because we Muslim believe that all the people including Jesus were born as Muslims.

6 10 2010
eddibumangon

Hahaha. Now this is funny. How can Jesus be born a Muslim when Islam came around 500 years after he was born? :-)

6 10 2010
sty

Duh, your religion was formed 600 years after christ so it does not compute…

6 10 2010
etchosera

I’m impressed! I’ve never met such a small mind inside such a big head before.

6 10 2010
kabug

jesus was a jew! he got his d_ck sliced and he grew long hair

5 10 2010
potterific_nurse

“Charlotte.
The only Church I listen to.” – super like

“God created man.
Man created condoms.
Therefore…” —man created man. hehehe..

6 10 2010
eddibumangon

haha. mali ang syllogism, dapat “god created condoms” ang conclusion.

7 10 2010
potterific_nurse

yeah, i know that..pero ayaw ko lang isulat. iniba ko lang, baka ma excommunicate ako pag sinulat ko yun. hahaha!

7 10 2010
etchosera

Juicemio Koya Eddi! Pati ba naman ito, pinatulan mo?

Para ka namang newbie dito sa blog na itetch!

Tigilan na yang mga kurekted by na yan, huh?

7 10 2010
eddibumangon

hahaha etchos, nagpapahinga lang ako. tara inuman na lang tayo. :-)

5 10 2010
jack

like!

Lintik lang ang walang ganti:
Tara, mang-molestiya tayo ng pari.

6 10 2010
eddibumangon

Lintik din ang walang ganti! Tara, mang-molestiya tayo ng mga born again christians kuno!

See, it could work both ways. :-)

6 10 2010
damaso nasa taas ko

nak ng tinapay lahat ng comment me reply ka ah ? samba ka n lng sa kahoy mong diyos pare masyado kang apektado eh no??

6 10 2010
eddibumangon

@damaso nasa taas ko aka truth hurts aka religious boy aka patola:

at least ako walang identity crisis. kelangan ba magpaiba-iba ka ng pangalan sa mga posts mo dito? :-)

6 10 2010
lawrence_patola

Ako? Ba’t ako nasama dyan?

5 10 2010
Brixter

Ang galing talaga!! Napaka-unique. Very short pero may malakas pa rin ang tama. I love it!!! Ni sa panaginip di ako makakaisip ng mga ganitong one liners. Ang galing mo PH :D

5 10 2010
Will

Astig! Papagawa ako ng mga T-shirt na may ganyang messages. Hahaha

5 10 2010
franz

cool… papagawa ako nito tpos mag sisimba ako hehehe

5 10 2010
angelgabriel

hindi ka siguro katoliko dahil hindi mo nirerespeto ang misa at simbahan

6 10 2010
qwertyasdf

ahahaha!

6 10 2010
Lola Nila

echosera ka. bawal na ba ang freedom of expression sa church. bkit pari lang ba ang ndi marunong rumespeto? eh lagi naman silang nanghimasok sa pulitika. manood ka nga ng goya’s ghost..

6 10 2010
lyre

it’s not a matter of being a Catholic or not.

6 10 2010
kabug

kala ko ba’y refuge ng LAHAT ang simbahan? since when pinipili ang makapasok dahil lang sa damit?

7 10 2010
precious

bakit katoliko lang?

5 10 2010
chumitasaurus

can i post this sa facebook???i especially liked this one

If being pro-RH bill is evil…
see you all in hell!

ano msama sa RH bill?family planning and abortion is not the same.

5 10 2010
amateur heckler

there’s much condemnation on the church’s position on reproductive health. pro RH bill advocates face excommunication and we’re talking of birth control pa lang. PH, what is the church’s position (pun intended) on sexual reproduction? missionary lang ba? violators will be excommunicated?

5 10 2010
Tessa

Can noynoy change the official religion of this country?

6 10 2010
kalokah

is there an official religion?

6 10 2010
etchosera

Ganito gawin mo ‘Teh….

1. Scroll down
2. Hanapin and comment ni Danique Dansk
3. Basahin and second line ng kanyang comment
4. Tapos tanungin mo ang sarili mo kung ikaw ang tinutukoy niya.

PS. Di kita pipigilan kung gusto mo siyang awayin…. promise!

6 10 2010
Anonymous

With the government’s long-history of kowtowing to the Church no matter how twisted is its interest has actually made people believe that Catholicism is an official religion

6 10 2010
Paul

With the government’s long-history of kowtowing to the Church no matter how twisted is its interest has actually made people believe that Catholicism is an official religion

5 10 2010
miketest

..palagay ko gumawa ng multo ang simbahan na sila na ngayon ang natatakot.. di nila akalain na ang magiging response ng mga tao e away from them..wake up before it’s too late CBCP !!

5 10 2010
angelgabriel

sorry…this time I don;t think your lambasting the church is funny. When people dind “pakiki-alam” to their liking like EDSA 1 & 2, when the church spoke against the administration—that was okay—that was great.

when the church keeps quiet about issues—people also question them.

but when the church speaks about her mandate of being against the contraceptives like the pills and injectibles, which can cause cancer, and the IUD–which is shaped so because it prevents implantation or attachment of a fertilized ovum on the uterus THEN THE CHURCH CAN GO TO HELL at walang pakialam.

What the heck???!!!!

6 10 2010
Daniel

What clinical studies are you referring to when you said that contraceptive drugs are carcinogenic? FYI, combined hormonal pills can DECREASE a woman’s risk of cervical and endometrial cancer. They are approved to be safe and effective by FDA and our own BFAD.

I don’t know what’s your point about IUDs but then you are right that it works that way – preventing the implantation of fertilized egg to the uterus. Conception is scientifically a two-phased process: fertilization and implantation. Under certain conditions, a fertilized egg won’t attach to the uterus even if you DIDN’T use IUD or any other contraceptive methods.

6 10 2010
magz

“FYI, combined hormonal pills can DECREASE a woman’s risk of cervical and endometrial cancer. They are approved to be safe and effective by FDA and our own BFAD.”

True. As long as they’re registered, they are considered safe and complied with the international standards. Even condoms were being regulated by BFAD (which is now called Philippine FDA, by the way, according to RA9711). Contraceptive and hormonal pills are NOT carcinogenic and abortifacient.

6 10 2010
Loo Sir

I think it is better for all of us to read first the subject RH Bill before we make comments. Problema ng marami sa atin hindi pa nga natin nababasa kumokontra na tayo. Basahin muna natin bago tayo mag-agree or disagree sa stand ng Catholic Church.

Peace!

PS. Professional Heckler nga ang title ng blog tapos magrereklamo kayo na tinitira ang simbahan. duh!! hello!!!!

6 10 2010
dede

@angelgabriel, paring damaso…is dat chu?

6 10 2010
Lola Nila

juice ko dpat lang na nandoon sila sa edsa 1&2 dhil ilang taon ba silang nag-enjoy sa panahon ni Marcos. beso2 pa nga sina Imelda at Cardinal Sin noon. Abah instrumento din ang simbahan sa paghihirap ng mga pinoy noong panahon ng martial law dhil khit kinawawa ang mga pinoy noon walang kibo ang simbahan…

6 10 2010
Lawrence_Patola

With EDSA 1 and 2, the Catholic Church was in tune with the sentiments of the Filipino people. With the RH bill, it is diametrically opposed to the Filipino people’s clamor for a better life.

With EDSA 1 and 2, the Church was progressive. With RH Bill, it is retrogressive.

6 10 2010
eddibumangon

So OK lang manghimasok kung umaayon sa panlasang patola mo? :-)

6 10 2010
Paul

The Church merely rode on popular sentiment in Edsa. It did cozied up with Marcos in the early years. Cardinal Rosales of Cebu was a big fan of Martial Law The struggle against Marcos began even before martial law was declared. Thanks to the blood of countless youths who disappeared, died or were tortured for freedom. But only for Cory to restore oligarchy

6 10 2010
kabug

@eddi:

surveys say that majority of pinoys want to have the RH bill implemented.

what ever happened to “vox populi, vox dei”?

unless it’s inconvenient for you….

6 10 2010
eddibumangon

@kabug:

Who said, “vox populi, vox dei”? I’m sure it’s not a Catholic dogma. Please enlighten me. :-)

7 10 2010
etchosera

ayyyyy! away na naman itu?

vox populi, vox dei kayo diyan!

VOXING na lang….. para talagang magkaalaman na!

6 10 2010
lyre

angel gabriel:
Count
count how many are you who think this post is not funny.
you are alone…
are you lonely today, this one should have made you laughed.

6 10 2010
eddibumangon

I find the posts funny because I know and I’m sure that Mr. PH intended no malice against the Catholic Church. I cannot say the same of some commentors who obviously have their own selfish motives.

6 10 2010
kabug

I really get pissed when people spew words they have not a clue about. It gets more into my nerves when they PARROT the very LIES the Catholic Church tries to spread.

I bet you also believe that the AIDS virus can pass through “holes” in condoms too. FYI, there was an official Catholic Church campaign in South Africa, documented by the BBC, saying that condoms cannot prevent HIV spread because of holes. An investigation by the WHO found that the holes in the condoms are at the molecular level and no virus known to man can get through. Think about it-how many lives were destroyed by the Catholic Church-an institution that preaches truth-because of this deliberate lie? The end result? The Catholic Church in South Africa now ALLOWS condoms to be used between married couples. Either way, the following are undeniable:
1) The Catholic Church is an institution CAPABLE OF LYING
2) The Catholic Church, instead of helping curb the spread of HIV, HELPED TO SPREAD HIV BY SCARING PEOPLE OFF THE USE OF CONDOMS
3) The Catholic Church, far from being guided by God, is guided by a bunch of HUMAN BEINGS, capable of reversing its decision.

**What mandate are you talking about?

Think about it:

Is it God putting words into the priests’ mouths, or the priests putting words into God’s mouth?

Just a thought.

7 10 2010
etchosera

mawalang galang na po….. pero sino po ba ang kausap nyo?

naguguluhan po ako…. promise!

10 10 2010
lyre

i like!

5 10 2010
Worried Pinoy

Can I get one PH?

Katawan ko, kargo ko.
Anong problema mo?!

eto sana gusto ko… =)

5 10 2010
katotohanan

ang cool neto, ang galing ni PH. xD status na yan.. ^^

5 10 2010
Jane

Tamang tapang lang, PH. Love it. I am a devout Catholic. But I am pro-RH Bill. Well, except for some provisions that contain hints of abortion. Anyway, I’m not really going to delve into that matter. What I just wanted to say is, calling for CIVIL DISOBEDIENCE is SO IRRESPONSIBLE. Ang yabang na ng mga religious authorities grabe. FYI, we Catholics know how to think. We were given free will. We try to educate our conscience and it is not limited to whatever the religious authorities tell. And just like the headlines of Philippine Star a couple of days ago, P-Noy is the president of not only Catholics. Separation of State and Church!!!

6 10 2010
kabug

I have read the original bill (the bill that was pending during the elections) in its entirety and I have found the word abortion in it-that’s true, abortion is mentioned there. But it whenever abortion is mentioned, an idea was tagged with it-it is a crime.

I’m not sure about the new bill forwarded now, but the original on CRIMINALIZED it, but it required doctors to offer help to those who attempted it. When a woman suffers from the effects of abortion it becomes a health problem (Reproductive health, is after all, an integral part of a person’s wellbeing) and they’re supposed to help women who undergo illegal abortion. The part where abortion was approved was when the woman was raped.

Currently, I’m not very militant as I hope PNoy would approve of the bill. If he backs out due to church (actually, it’s just the Catholic Church that’s very rabid about this issue), I’d follow the steps of Celdran or beat his record.

6 10 2010
eddibumangon

If you “follow the steps of Celdran or beat his record”, just make sure that I am not there or I’ll beat the life out of you.

6 10 2010
Lawrence_Patola

@Kabug…You have a lot of sense in your comments. I appreciate the research you did to substantiate your opinion. Very enlightening! A far cry from “shooting-from-the-hip” commentaries of someone I know. With your exchanges here, parang nag a-argue si Ptolemy at si Willie Revillame. I share your intolerance for twisted logic! :-)

7 10 2010
checkmate

sir eddibumangon, very “christian” naman ng message ng comment mo hehehehe ^_^

9 10 2010
sam

tara na!!! buhayin na natin si Henry VIII! para masaya!

5 10 2010
Cherrylyne Tadeo

Im not a catholic…but to read this kind of lambasting about them I think they deserve my pity; everybody is entitled to his or her own opinion albeit so are they. This is not procreation or something else…but morality and principle.

6 10 2010
Lola Nila

naku darling ang role ng simbahan is to guide their own flock. at wag manghimasok sa pulitika. khit noong panahon ni Kristo nagbayad din ito ng buwis. sabi nga ni Kristo, “ibigay kay Ceasar, kung ano ang kay Ceasar”….

PH is not lambasting the church, binigay lang nya ang opinyon nya!

6 10 2010
rojan88

tama, it’s not about church being lambasted, these are just opinions emanating from a thinker. i dont think catholicism will crush into ashes because of this blog. it’s your choice to agree and your not force not to agree.

5 10 2010
cefas

ang dakilang babilonya! iglesia katolika!

5 10 2010
Mitch

There’s nothing wrong with giving people options. It’s not just about being pro-RH or anti-RH, it’s also about the people’s right to scientific information, which the church has withheld from us for so long.

6 10 2010
Eagle_Eye

Not funny this time PH. Unless we all forget, these priests and bishops are Filipino citizens too hence entitled to voice their rejection to this RH Bill… as for the case of documented abuses by priests, I believe it’s a case of exception rather than the prevailing circumstances…. Muslim Motawas commit abuses too….

Did anyone notice, that in spite of the changing times, the church remained vigilant against contraception no matter who the current sitting president? It’s a shame that humans spend enormous funds to discover even a simple sign of life from the distant planets but is adamant to protect the very life that surround us….

Don’t get me wrong, I am not against the posts in this blog, but I feel enormous disservice to my faith if I don’t voice out the opinion from the other side of the fence…

6 10 2010
dede

we all have our own opinion, theres nothing wrong with that

6 10 2010
eddibumangon

I agree with your sentiments Eagle Eye. I am not a practicing Catholic but I draw the line when I detect that there’s a concerted effort to undermine the Church, which I think is happening now. A lot of sects are riding on the unpopularity of the Church’s stand on the RH bill.

Did you notice that the CBCP has been very active and vocal of its views since Marcos’ time, but only now that these groups are protesting violently against it? Where was this Celdran fellow and his elks when the late Cardinal Sin summon the faithful to go to EDSA and defend the people against the forces of the dictator?

Besides, are we really sure that this bill would solve our population explosion problem? We have family planning programs dating back to Marcos that did not solve the problem.

6 10 2010
Paul

Annual population growth went down from 3.0% in 1970 to 2.3% in 1990. It has been steady after that when the population program stopped. Please compare NSO historical data to appreciate the difference

6 10 2010
eddibumangon

When exactly did the population program stopped? I remember Flavier being aggressive about his campaign. Even as late as the time of Cabral, condom was being distributed widely by the DOH.

7 10 2010
Paul

Cory stopped it, But even under under Ramos, It was not as systematic and well funded as under Marcos. Under GMA, DOH took the program only in her last year. Population management is not only condom distribution. It’s commodities and education.

6 10 2010
Lola Nila

naku pwede ba, mag-asawa muna ang mga pari. ang hirap sa kanila, they are enjoying sa mga bars at mga gay clubs galing sa mga offerings natin.. pwede ba!!!

ang hilig maki-alam ng simbahan sa goberno, pero ndi naman nagbabayad ng tax. minsan nga pinalabas sa “i-witness” (GMA7) yung mga negosyo ng mga pari at tinanong kung bakit ndi ito nagbabayad ng buwis, ay ayaw magsalita ng namamahalang pari sa negosyo..

saan na ba yung vow of poverty ng mga pari. abah ang gara ng kumbento nila at masasarap ang kinakain…

6 10 2010
eddibumangon

And oh by the way, let me just point out the hypocrisy of these yellow fanatics who complained of the Church’s meddling in politics. Noynoy was elected president mainly because of the block votes of the INC. Now tell that separation of church and state bullshit to the marines!!!

6 10 2010
Lawrence_Patola

Priests and bishops are free to voice out their opinion, even rejection of certain government policies. But never should they dictate government on public policies, much more blackmail Catholic government officials with excommunication to make them toe their line. That’s fascism!

It is protecting the very life that surround us which is the raison d’ etre of the RH bill. We need to manage our population, health and economic conditions before the impending population implosion kill us all. It’s an act of self-preservation. It’s a requisite to maintain life. Those who oppose it will lead us to self-destruction…to doom…to hell!

6 10 2010
eddibumangon

Hindi “population implosion” ang sanhi ng kahirapan kundi corruption! Galing mismo yan kay Pnoy ang Pang-gulo na binoto mo. Patola ka talaga!

6 10 2010
professionalheckler

kahit alam kong galit ka na, napangiti mo po ako sa “PATOLA KA TALAGA!” that was so cute and vegetarian. :-)

6 10 2010
eddibumangon

Wow! Pwede na rin akong mamatay, napangiti ko na si Mr. PH. :-)

6 10 2010
kabug

@eddi..

thanks for your very enlightened opinion. then again, p-noy was expressing his. you and p-noy are both bright fellows. problem is, mr. eddi lawrence was expressing his as well and i support his opinion.

for the sake of argument…p-noy was able to banish corruption, we’re left with the issue of population growth and limited resources.

resources are limited. population can be controlled. simple economics would tell you that the bigger the population, the less resources there will be to go around. the smaller the population, the more resources there will be for everyone.

6 10 2010
eddibumangon

@kabug:

If Pnoy “was able to banish corruption”, then wala ng matirang mahirap sa Pinas, so hindi na natin kailangan ang RH bill na sabi nila para daw sa mahihirap.

“KUNG WALANG CORRUPT, WALANG MAHIRAP”! Remember?

6 10 2010
Anonymous

@ eddie…Akala ko ba, hindi ka naniniwala kay Pnoy, at lahat ng galaw niya, mali…eh bakit ngayon ginagamit mo ang argumento niya: corruption ang dahilan ng lahat ng kahirapan…ano ba talaga, kuya?

Hindi ako maka dilaw pero, oo, binoto ko si Noynoy at hindi ako nagsisisi. Dahil kong ang binoto ko ay ang idolo mong si Gibo, tiyak namamayagpag pa si Gloria. Pero tapos na yun…Presidente na si Noynoy kaya, puede ba, wag ka nang umasa!

At , oo, okey lang sa akin na manghimasok ang simbahan kung ayon sa panlasa ko tulad rin ng ok lang din na banatan mo kabi-kabila si Noynoy kung yun ang panlasa mo. Di ba ganoon naman talaga ang buhay? Gustuhin mo ang magpapaligaya sa iyo. Pero, wag ka namang manggagalaiti at sukdulang lumabas ang ugat sa leeg mo pag may ibang taong salungat ang opinyon sa iyo.

Ngayon, bakit ba ayaw mo akong tantanan? Curious lang ako. Gusto mo yatang patulan kita, eh…tsong, pasensiya ka na…hindi ko masakyan ang takbo ng utak mo…baka, mahina lang ang ulo ko.

Tsaka pala, hindi ako si Damaso Nasa Itaas Ninyo. Mayroon ding isa pang Patola dito at hindi rin ako yun. Magbasa kang maigi para tingnan mo kung magkakapareho ang aming mga sinasabi.

Hanggang dito na lamang at sana’y matagpuan mo ang iyong sarili.

7 10 2010
lawrence_patola

Ano ba talaga, Kuya Eddie? Akala ko ba lahat ng ginagawa ni Noynoy, mali! Bakit ngayon ginagamit mo ang argumento niya? Closet Noynoy ka ba?

@Eddie

Oo, tama ka. Ibinoto ko si Noynoy at hindi ako nagsisisi. Dahil kong ang nanalo ay ang manok mong si Gibo, malamang namamayagpag pa si Gloria. Pero, tapos na yun. Sa ayaw mo man at sa gusto, presidente na si Noynoy.

Tsaka, hindi Iglesia nagpanalo kay Noynoy. 2M lang botante ng mga yun. 4M lamang na boto ni Noynoy kay Erap.

Yung separation ng church at state, nasa konstitusyon yun. Kung bull shit pa rin sa yo yun, ano pa ang hindi? Magtatag ka na lang kaya ng sarili mong republika: Republic of Bumangon.

By the way, ok lang talaga sa akin kung ayon sa panlasa ko ang gagawin ng simbahan. Kung hindi ayon, eh di hindi ok. May argumento ba talaga doon? Kung saan ka maligaya eh di doon ka. Baka naman kaya ka galit sa mundo eh dahil pinipilit mo ang sarili mo sa lugar na hindi ka masaya? Nagtatanong lang po. :-)

Hanggang dito na lamang at sana ay mahanap mo ang iyong sarili. Good night, Kuya Eddie!

7 10 2010
eddibumangon

First, the two similar posts above under different names confirmed what I said that you are using several identities to post your comments. Why? To make it appear that there are a lot of “you” agreeing with each other?

Second, “Kung Walang Corrupt, Walang Mahirap” is a campaign slogan by Pnoy, and me bringing that up is like a slap on all your dirty yellow faces, now that he has changed his tune regarding the eradication of poverty through controlling the population. But stupid as you are, you did not get it of course.

Third, even simple arithmetic is too profound for you to fathom. If you subtract the 2M INC (your count) votes from Pnoy and add these votes to Erap, it would increase the votes of the latter by 4M wrt Pnoy’s votes.

7 10 2010
Anonymous

President Bumangon…

First of all, those are not two different names. Anonymous is a post with no name kaya, isa lang.

Now, yung first post ko, nakalimutan kong ilagay yung pangalan ko. kaya nga inulit ko para malaman mo kung sino ang nagsulat. Napakahina ba talaga ng ulo mo at hindi mo nakuha yun. O, gusto mo lang akong paratangan na nanlilinlang? That those two are almost identical posts would surely indicate to even a hare-brained reader that there was no attempt at making it appear that there are many of us who share the same view. Bakit di nakuha ng utak mo? Sobrang liit ba ng sa iyo?

Please “don’t slap on my dirty yellow face”. First of all, I’m not yellow. I voted for Noynoy, but I’m not. Ay, nga pala…baka that’s too complicated for you to understand. Eto na lang, kung hindi mo napapansin…nagsisimula ka nang manakit. Wag naman. Tulang ng kakulangan natin ng rubber boats, kulang din tayo sa straight jacket.
Nga pala, kulang din tayo sa condoms.

Now, let’s do our logic, dumbo. Premise that you forwarded: Nagpanalo kay Noynoy ay ang boto ng INC (2M). Noynoy won over Erap by 4M. Kahit tanggalin mo yung 2M ng INC na boto kay Noynoy at ibigay mo lahat kay Erap (highly unlikely), hindi pa rin talo si Noynoy. Another way of putting it is, with or without the INC votes, panalo pa rin si Noynoy. Pero, bakit ba natin pag-uusapan pa yan? Kasalanan mo kasi. Hindi ka nag-iisip bago magsalita. At wala kang tolerance, o respeto man lamang sa opinyon ng iba.

Di na nga sana kita papatulan, pero kups ka.

12 10 2010
TOMADOR

hahaha kaka aliw ang palitan ng kuro kuro dito!!!

IMO, The CHURCH HAS NO RIGHT! kahit sabihin nilang they have the “moral” whatever…pwede ba simbahang katoliko..bayad muna taxes bago mag reklamo sa gobyerno..pwede ba yun??

Mr. Patola….wag mo na Patolan itong isang ito…its like speaking to a 4 year old you know. Your points seem to be too complicated for him, so do yourself a favor..let it go =)

ika nga, arguing on the web is like joining the Special Olympics…regardless if you win the Gold..your still a tard!!! yun lang :P

6 10 2010
Pongster

I think it is hypocritical of the Church to promote so-called natural forms of family planning but not allow other forms.

If natural forms of preventing conception are acceptable, I don’t see why there’s something wrong with so-called artificial forms. The intention is the same: prevent the sperm from fertilizing the egg. So if the artificial form is reprehensible, the same treatment should be given to artificial forms. Conversely, if one is acceptable, so should be the other.

6 10 2010
redd

actually, in natural family planning, like billings’ ovulation method, there is no egg to fertilize during the infertile days of a woman, so technically, no prevention of fertilization. However, church theologians whose opinion were disregarded by Pope Paul VI in his Humanae Vitae praised artificial contraception as a step for people to plan their families better, or something like that. The church’s stand is based on the order of nature that humans should not intervene in the natural process of reproduction. but some people would argue based on order of reason that people also have the capacity to improve the quality of their life through their god-given intelligence.

6 10 2010
Danique Dansk

Stop lecturing me on sex … virgins!

Exactly! People who are stupid don’t know that they are!

Press on, PH!

6 10 2010
etchosera

Claf! Claf! Claf! Aylaykette!

In furnace ‘Teh, runaway winner ang katarayan mo!!

6 10 2010
senior60

” limit the copulation, ” hindi papayag sina etchosera at paul dito para

sa responsable nilang mga anak…

7 10 2010
etchosera

Go on lolo!

Keep talking, someday you’ll say something intelligent!

6 10 2010
senior60

‘Katawan ko, kargo ko.

Anong problema mo?”!

swak ito kay noynoy sa kanyang paninigarilyo….

6 10 2010
jotonoc

I believe you have out-stepped your boundary … imho …

6 10 2010
justme

agree with you, what is wrong with those bishops anyway, outstepping their boundaries?

6 10 2010
anon

make more condoms but make them bigger.
free sex for all.

6 10 2010
this is it...

the irresponsible thought of it… tsk…

6 10 2010
kabug

what’s it to you if i have sex with whoever consents to my advances? will you have less of a sexlife with it? ’bout time people started opening up to the topic of sex. everyone likes it, but no one’s talking about it.

6 10 2010
Noynoy

Catholicism in not Bible based. A bunch of rules, made up my man. Prays to Saints, instead of directly to God. And the confession part? How can a mere person (priest) forgive me of my sins? Only God can forgive my sins. Is this the start of the end of Catholicism in the Philippines?

6 10 2010
eddibumangon

Now it’s obvious, you are just using the RH bill to wage your campaign against the Catholic Church! Tell me what sect do you belong so I can show you all its flaws.

6 10 2010
truth hurts...

yan ang pinaka magandang paraan ng pag depensa sa iyong pananampalataya .. hanapin din ang mali ng iba hehehehe!! rh bill + walang sinasabi sa bible na bawal ang family planning.. i repeat family planning ha di abortion … kung me makita kayo reply nio dito

6 10 2010
kabug

@truth

ow yeah! +1 for you my man! i was baptized a catholic, but the arrogance of the church is putting me off.

6 10 2010
Paul

Whats wrong with campaigning against the Catholic Church. It burned a lot people at stake and plunged Europe to the Dark Ages. Its crimes against the Filipinos is also innumerable

6 10 2010
eddibumangon

yan ang pinaka magandang paraan ng pag depensa sa iyong pananampalataya .. be self righteous, pakialaman, at hanapan ng mali ang ibang pananampalataya.

Saying that “Catholicism in not Bible based” is a statement not in support of the RH bill but an attack on the belief systems of all Catholics. Now ulitin ko ang tanong ko: anong sekta ka ba?

6 10 2010
eddibumangon

Pag hindi mo sinagot ang tanong ko, ibig sabihin kulang ka sa pananampalataya at kinakahiya mo ang iyong sekta. :-)

6 10 2010
Lawrence_Patola

“Tell me what sect do you belong so I can show you all its flaws.” – Know-it-all si Eddie. Yabang mo, tsong :-)

7 10 2010
eddibumangon

Prrrrt! Time’s up. Hindi mo pa rin inamin kung anong relihiyon o sekta mo. Meaning, it must be one lousy religion/sect that even you are ashamed to admit and defend in public. :-)

10 10 2010
lyre

eddi
napuruhan ka na ata….
yung mga tulad mo ang dahilan kaya nababawasan ang Katoliko.

6 10 2010
redd

Are you a catholic or an outsider who likes to lambast people who do not belong to your set of beliefs? I don’t know who taught you these but definitely no respectable catechism teaches these assumptions you made.

6 10 2010
ouch sapul kayo?

aray tinamaan ung mga “christian” daw…. the truth hurts talaga

6 10 2010
kabug

i don’t know who taught you, but you must have come from a school that preaches charity but charges you with unreasonable school fees and teaches you that the world was created in 7 days.

are you a compassionate human or a self-flagellating acolyte who thinks women who get pregnant outside of marriage are not humans?

7 10 2010
precious

wake up redd……baka nananaginip ka pa….

10 10 2010
redd

I was reacting to this post:

“Catholicism in not Bible based. A bunch of rules, made up my man. Prays to Saints, instead of directly to God. And the confession part? How can a mere person (priest) forgive me of my sins? Only God can forgive my sins. Is this the start of the end of Catholicism in the Philippines?”

@ kabug and precious read my post above and you will see my stand on RHB. I just took to task the poster for being intellectually dishonest. I am not a fanatic of any religion, just the truth.

6 10 2010
pinakabunso sa sampo

Dahil pumaltos ang condom ng tatay ko, nandito ako.

6 10 2010
hikatalomato

kung di gumamit ng condom ang tatay mo, baka ikaw ay pang-ikalabimpito

6 10 2010
azeroth

nice

6 10 2010
charesma

galing mo prof, namention ka na naman sa strictly politics

6 10 2010
professionalheckler

thanks. btw, what blog post was mentioned? :-)

10 10 2010
lyre

ratio:
PH may loose one reader because of this blog but will gain 100 more.
therefore,
waah ang konti nyong Pro….

6 10 2010
karaangbugoy

What can you expect from a self-admitted atheist?

6 10 2010
professionalheckler

oooops, now i have to react. please do not PUT words into my mouth. :-) i’m on a diet pa naman. ;-)

re-read my profile please.

the last time i looked, the profile didn’t say: “a self-admitted atheist.”

ikaw ang nagsabi niyan. hindi ako.
pagalitan mo ang sarili mo.

thank you for reading. i hope you had fun, ooops, i know you didn’t. apologies.

7 10 2010
karaangbugoy

Okay, I stand corrected. But why the “Twenty Anti-Church & Pro-RH Bill Bumper Stickers”? Why kills the messenger? Why can’t we disagree respectfully? Ohh, I forgot. This is a heckling blog.

10 10 2010
lyre

PH may loose one reader because of “Twenty Anti-Church & Pro-RH Bill Bumper Stickers” blog but will gain 100 more..
in short waaah KKK (konti ng kontra kondom)

6 10 2010
Worried Pinoy

House Bill No. 17, also known as the proposed “Reproductive Health and Population Development Act of 2008,” will cover the following areas:

•information and access to natural and modern family planning;
•maternal, infant and child health and nutrition;
•promotion of breast feeding;
•prevention of abortion and management of post-abortion complications;
•adolescent and youth health; prevention and management of reproductive tract infections, HIV/AIDS and sexually transmitted diseases;
•elimination of violence against women; counseling on sexuality and sexual and reproductive health;
•treatment of breast and reproductive tract cancers;
•male involvement and participation in reproductive health;
•prevention and treatment of infertility; and
•reproductive health education for the youth.

The bill is controversial, as it is being opposed by the Catholic Church. The Catholic Church is against the use of artificial contraceptives

Source: http://wiki.answers.com/Q/What_is_the_Reproductive_Health_Bill_in_the_Philippines

– Why is it that I cannot see anything wrong with the bill???

6 10 2010
Paul

There is nothing wrong with the bill. Its the Church’ stand which has been roundly rejected in Europe, US and most countries as well as by international development organizations that’s imputing flaw on it. And that stand is rammed down to the throats of Filipinos, Catholic or not.

7 10 2010
eddibumangon

Who’s ramming what down the throats of Filipinos? If I have my way, I’ll ram my…..down your…..oh never mind. :-)

6 10 2010
iamrico

too much fuss about the RH bill.it’s just a piece of legislation.and just like majority of bills passed into law,it’s bound to fail in the implementation phase.i’m sad that the issue is creating tension between church and government.

6 10 2010
Carol

Additional bumper sticker – “You don’t play the game, you ain’t part of the game !”

6 10 2010
etchosera

Thank you for the effort! Please try again elsewhere!!

Ahihihihihihi!

6 10 2010
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6 10 2010
magz

to you PH…naughty, naughty…and I like it. I wish I’m Santa, so I’ll know where you live. *wink*

I’m PRO-RH bill.

I’m a Catholic. I believe in God, but I seldom hear mass. Let’s just say that I’m a Catholic non-conformist (whatever that means). I lauded Carlos Celdran for his courage on what he did, I just wished he didn’t do it during mass. And I felt offended when I saw someone on TV lambasting (verbally) a priest. I know that the church sometimes were ridiculous, but please give them due respect. If we can’t respect them as priests, let us respect them as human beings.

6 10 2010
DEL

what’s the difference between natural and artificial contraception aside from the method? Yung objective naman, parehas, so kung sasabihin nilang kasalanan yung artificial, kasalanan din yung natural method. Isipin natin, kung fertile yung babae, at gusto nilang magtalik, pero ayaw magbuntis, nagwithdrawal na lang yung lalaki, or nagmasturbate na lang. Parehas lang yan kung gumamit ng condom yung lalaki, kasi yun din ang objective kung gumamit sila ng condom. Kung natural method ang withdrawal(which is mataas ang risk na di effective), di rin ba kasalanan yun? Pinigilan ang paggawa ng buhay e. Kung nagmasturbate na lang sila, kasalan din ba iyun? Kung kasalanan yun, e di anak ng teteng, lahat ng pari at obispo ay makasalanan na rin. Katarantaduhan na kung sabihin nilang di sila nagjakol.

6 10 2010
eddibumangon

Del, I suggest that you do further reading before you comment so you will not look like a fool. Withdrawal and masturbation are also not allowed by the catholic church. I’m not saying that I’m in agreement with and don’t practice these though, just correcting your wrong impression. :-)

7 10 2010
DEL

You don’t practice it? tell that to the marines, hahaha! maniwala pa akong si PH na di prinapractice yan dahil he’s still vertically challenge. Biro lang yan PH, ala pa namang scientific basis yan.

at nagtataka lang ako,if “Withdrawal and masturbation are also not allowed by the catholic church”, bakit ALAM nila ang bagay na yan?

At dapat, ikaw magbasa ng comment ng maayos. Basahin mo kung ano ang sinabi ko.

7 10 2010
eddibumangon

Withdrawal and masturbation are not allowed by the Catholic Church. A non-practicing catholic as I am, I don’t follow these particular teachings of the church, meaning I practice withdrawal and I masturbate almost daily. Did I make myself clear now? :-)

8 10 2010
ranjit

well said!

6 10 2010
hikatalomato

kwentong walang kwenta

scene: pari dinidinig ang kumpisal ng isang bagitong sakristan

sakristan: padir, meron sana akong gustong ikumpisal sa inyo
pari: ano iyon anak?

sakristan: pinagsamantalahan po ako ng kasama mong pari sa kumbento
pari: okey. pwede mo akong bigyan ng detalye?

sakristan: una nya pong ginawa iyon sa tabi ng dagat
pari:(galit) syokoy!

sakristan: sumunod po sa taniman ng saging sa likod ng simbahan
pari: unggoy!

sakristan: sumunod po sa piggery
pari: baboy!

sakristan: at ang pinakahuli po, sa likod ng simbahan
pari: hoy! teritoryo ko yon noh!

7 10 2010
etchosera

tamaaaaaa! ala ngang kwenta!

7 10 2010
dede

@ateng etchos, wag ganooooon nagmumukhang tanga yung tao nwehehe.
di ako maka move on sa post nato nakaka adik parang my magnet hinihila ako pabalik balik ahaha.

6 10 2010
charesma

excommunication. and while pia was talking about it and the web page was being shown on tv, one of the guests quipped something like, “ang galing nya, si heckler. ang galing nya, sino siya?”
and pia was quick to answer, “si loi, loi landicho.”
jc delos reyes & ricky carandang were among the guests, i forgot the 2 others.
haha!

6 10 2010
dede

Panalo ka talaga PH…

“If being pro-RH bill is evil…
see you all in hell!”

i like i like lmao

6 10 2010
jashe

i am pretty sure both sides mean well. both have the general public’s welfare in mind. it’s the extremists and abusers and those who will always find a way-around, to justify their own wrong deeds, that make any good intention look bad.

my take.

6 10 2010
Eagle_Eye

+1k on you.

I guess lambasting someone’s opinion is the fad at the moment

6 10 2010
leaf

nice post. it should include quote from Ramon tulfo’s article:
“Bishops should not make the rules since they don’t play the game.”

6 10 2010
jianne

what the heck are you posting..dapat di mo ginagamit ang name ni Jesus for this kind of stuff..walang kwenta! PH,you should not use the name of Jesus for this stupid blogs! nonsense!

6 10 2010
professionalheckler

thank you for your insights.

i respect your views.

at maraming salamat sa pagbabasa sa “walang kwenta,” “stupid,” and “nonsense” blog na ito.
merry christmas! :-)

6 10 2010
lyre

Jianne: huh? and why are you mentioning also Jesus name while you are in anger?

6 10 2010
dede

teh jianne, naga menopows na kaw?
if you think that this blog is stupid, bat nakuha mo pang magcomment?hehehe

6 10 2010
kabug

correction:

THESE stupid BLOGS. (subject-verb agreement po)

6 10 2010
rojan88

sa nagsabing stupid tong blog na to ito lang masasabi ko…
if this blog is stupid, and you read this blog then…..kayo na lang magdugtong ng logic. hehehe.
galing mo talaga idol. i dont think that statement is blasphemous, it’s just a reminder not to include His name on matters not appropriate tulad nung nagmention sa taas. (peace). keep it up may dagadag na namn ako sa mga quotable quotes collection ko. hehehe. continue heckling the philippines and the world. in the service of the filipino hecklers worldwide. lol

6 10 2010
etchosera

Manalamin ka nga muna iha, baka sakaling makita mo pa ang sarili mo.

Talk about stupidity to the highest level! Hmmmmp!

6 10 2010
timangkey

from one of my favortie comedians:

“Solving the over population problem is simple, engage in research on how to make sperms taste like chocolate!”

7 10 2010
Dyosa09

haha! that made me laugh to death…if that would happen, flavors would be advertised on t.v.:)

6 10 2010
ranjit

PH! magaling! Dapat kasi both church and government should disseminate information. Ang problema kasi ang tagal tagal na ng simbahan pinaglalaban ang gusto nila na natural family planning hanggang ngayon walang nangyayari kasi sila mismo wala silang matinong programa. Ok sana mag refuse sila provided meron silang other option and matinong program. Hindi option ang sabihing “pre marital sex is a sin!” “abstinenence” let them preach but let the people decide kung ano gusto nila

6 10 2010
azeroth

isa akong Katoliko at ginagalang ko ang simbahan, pero sana magkaintindihan sila ngayon ng gobyerno hnd puro away hindi puro pride. para to sa both sides.

6 10 2010
RadicalMetal

Astig PH! Kahit ako against ako sa pakikialam ng simbahan sa mga pilitical isyu. At the first place, hindi naman sila nagbabayad ng tax. Di na ba tayo nahiya, 72nd lang tayo sa pinakamalaking state in terms of size pero ang population natin mas malaki pa sa Canada (na 2nd largest state in terms of size). Pass the RH bill now na!

6 10 2010
timangkey

I have some:

“Alagaan ang ari, Wag makinig sa pari”

“Magpakain ng ostia bago mangmolestiya”

“Church: Comdemn Condom”

“Government Warning: Church is Dangerous to your Reproductive Health”

“Protektahan ang ating KonsTiTisyon”

“Be a Winner, protect your Weaner”

8 10 2010
ranjit

i like!!! Government Warning: Church is Dangerous to your Reproductive Health!

6 10 2010
timangkey

and i aint done yet,

“Sige nga, try nyo maglinis ng kubeta na hindi naka gwantes”

“Maggwantes pag magko clorox, Magcondom pag amoy clorox”

On the gate of an amusement park ride: You must be this tall to ride this.
On the shirt of a priest: You must be this short to ride this.

6 10 2010
Anonymous

i pity you angelgabriel.wala kang kakampi dito..
we’re 99% pro-RH!! go PH.:)

6 10 2010
kalokah

Stop lecturing me on sex… virgins!

wohooo!!!

6 10 2010
etchosera

“Every day people are straying away from the church and going back to God.”

I agree! This is very true!

6 10 2010
moveout

party! party! =))

6 10 2010
lyre

i go for the opposition
i don’t like the missionary position!

6 10 2010
amateur heckler

me too. i’d rather stick mine in the bumpers (does that make me a ‘bumper sticker’ PH?). i was told that the church’s acceptable position on copulation is the missionary only. i wonder if they would dare threaten violators with excommunication. imagine the empty pews…the absence of celebrants.

10 10 2010
lyre

and also imagine how would they provide the evidence….hehehe
naninilip si FAther.

6 10 2010
lyre

REpost:
teka nga pala, kawawa naman ang mga hindi Katoliko kung hindi mapu-push thru ang RH BILL dahil sa pag-oppose ng simbahang katoliko. Psst mga pare kong pari naman don’t be selfish. Hindi 100% ng populasyon ng Pilipinas ay Katoliko. Ang mga Katoliko nga hindi pumapanig sa inyo, sila pa kaya. Kung hindi nio kailangan ang proteksyon eh hayaan nio na makinabang ang mga ibang nangangailangan.

7 10 2010
precious

kaya nga eh,di naman sila gagamit ng mga contraceptives na yan!

6 10 2010
dina_bale

im so disturb wth RH Bill…sa tanda kong ito..magpipigil pa ba ako? ..sorry im not pro-RH…bwahahahah!

6 10 2010
professionalheckler

hahaha :-) kalabaw lang ang tumatanda.

6 10 2010
dina_bale

sorry PH ..may expiration ang egg cell ko..need ko na talaga! ANTI RH BILL AKO! BWAHAHAHA!

7 10 2010
katok liko ako

dahil ba di mo na kailangan,ipagbawal mo na?ganyan ang pag-iisip ng mga makasarili!bwahahahaha!

6 10 2010
projectkino

Ang dami nang nasabi. eto na lang ang ilalagay ko para may kontribusyon ako sa diskusyon.

Repost from: http://projectkino.wordpress.com/2010/10/03/getting-high-and-the-10-bullsht-the-church-has-been-telling-the-people/

“Marami talagang adik sa denial. Sana may ibang gamot dito bukod sa pagtanggap. Sana matapos na ang pakikialam ng simbahan sa kung paano dapat patakbuhin ang lipunan. Masyadong universalistic ang paniniwala ng simbahan at di marunong sumabay sa takbo ng panahon. Besides, ano bang karapatan ng simbahan na makisawsaw sa gobyerno e hindi nga sila nagbabayad ng tax? In an ideal world, kung may hahabulin ang BIR, simbahan ang dapat unahin nila.”

6 10 2010
LongLiveRHBill

Mabuhay ka Heckler!
However I think you can add more that have to do with priests (men) messing around with how women should manage their bodies.

6 10 2010
Fran

Kanya-kanyang pananaw lang. Lahat tayo nagnanais ng pag-unlad. At ako, pro-pag-unlad. Mayroon din akong pag-sang-ayon sa aral ng simbahan – – mga aral na labas sa himutok at obligasyon ng pamahalaan. At may pag-sang-ayon ako sa pananaw ng Pamahalaan lalo na kung ito ay para sa ikabubuti ng nakararaming Pilipino. Pana-panahon.

SA mga bumabatikos nang personal kay PH…maghanap kaya kayo ng ibang blog site, yung swak sa taste niyo. PH’s life online is all about heckling. Bawat kontrobersyal na issue – – ay bida dito. Kaya sa pagkakataong nagbabasa kayo ng blog na ito, sa aspetong HECKLING lang muna ninyo i-confine ang isip niyo.

And when you’re done, proceed with your real, real sentiments that ask no biases from other people.

6 10 2010
etchosera

Ayyyy! Sang ayon na sang ayon po ako sa inyo, Aling Leche Fran!

Kaya nga daw po tinanggal si Kris sa Pilipinas Win na Win ay dahil hanggang ngayon eh matindi pa ang baha sa Pakistan.

At kung di po kayang pagbayarin ni Pnoy ng buwis ang mga pari na yan….. di rin daw matutuloy ang airing mg bagong show ni Willie Revillame sa Chanel No 5.

Kaya dapat po talaga i-approve na ni Mang Prisco Nilo yang RH Bill na yan, no? Para naman lumiko na agad ang bagyo at di na tumuloy sa simbahang katoliko!

7 10 2010
YellowIsHepa

mais na mais naman ang comment mo ‘Teh.

7 10 2010
etchosera

tamaaaaaaa! mais na mais nga!

6 10 2010
eddibumangon

IF THE PEOPLE ARE HUNGRY, JOBLESS, AND HOMELESS, LET THEM USE CONDOMS. – PNOY

6 10 2010
Lawrence_Patola

Ang galing talaga ni EddieBumangon! Napaka-prolific mag-imbento ng mga pronouncements ni Noynoy. Puede na siguro itong maging reporter ng Tiktik. Very enterprising. Spin-a-win! Patola, oo!

May tabloid ba dyan sa lugar nyo? Mag apply ka!

7 10 2010
eddibumangon

I stand by what I posted! Galing mismo yan sa bibig ni Pnoy during my one-on-one interview with him. Give me your email add so I can send you the recording. :-)

7 10 2010
etchosera

Puwes, maupo ka na, tama na yang stand stand na yan!

7 10 2010
Lawrence_Patola

Buking na, humihirit pa! :-) Tsk tsk tsk

7 10 2010
Daniel

NONSENSE.

6 10 2010
iroppoi

para walang away…
LUNUNIN na lang!!!(pride)

6 10 2010
annpod

This makes a lot of sense heckler. I hate it when they always use GOD as an excuse all the time. Not all Filipinos are Catholic!

6 10 2010
Dan Brown

Catholic Church? Same clowns who told us not to watch Da Vinci Code..

7 10 2010
Lola Nila

at sila din yung nagpapa-ban sa movie na “The Priest” dhil sa tema na homosexual…sabi pa nga ng namayapang Max Sulliven ng Philstar na ang simbahan daw ang nagwawalis at tinago lang ang dumi sa ilalim ng rags..kaya dhil sa pakiki-alam ng simbahan sa movie..ayun ang haba ng pila sa “The Priest” sa SM Megamall Cinema 1..umabot pa yata ng mahigit isang buwan ang palabas na iyun, blockbuster ika nga..

7 10 2010
Bug Marley

After going through the movie, I think I should have listened.

8 10 2010
Dan Brown

yeah. the book was better. way better.

10 10 2010
lyre

how about the SCHINDLER’S LIST?

6 10 2010
manong calbo

Baka mamatya pag initan naman ng CBCP ang mga blog na salungat sa kagustuhan nila. nyahaha!

7 10 2010
precious

kakitiran ng utak kung ganun!…hahaha…

6 10 2010
888

Because these are the mindset of people supporting P-noy, I am now anti-p-noy. I cannot join with these bunch of ignorant relativists.

6 10 2010
dede

really?lol

7 10 2010
Daniel

What a crappy, bigoted point of view you have here! We don’t care about your own president. We talk about ISSUES here. We support RH bill. Pnoy is just a staunch supporter like the rest of us. Go read RH bill then go back and comment about it.

6 10 2010
etchosera

This has got to be your most provocative and admittedly, most highly controversial post to date, PH!

As a pinoy, I just can’t help but be proud of you for taking your stand on this issue, knowing well enough the possible repercussions (meron nga ba?)!

Salamat PH, if not for your blog, di ko malalaman na marami na pala ang katulad ko na sukang suka na sa sistema ng simbahang katoliko sa Pilipinas!

At isa pang salamat ulit sa blog mo………. nalaman ko rin na di lang pala ako ang nag-iisang descendant ni Sisa! Andami pala naming nagkalat…… at nagkakalat .. lalo na dito sa blog mo!

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHEHIHOHU!

6 10 2010
dede

amen ateng etchos!

7 10 2010
etchosera

Yes!!!!! Alive! Alive! Dede is alive!

Mahaba pa rin ba talaga ang pila sa NFA at ngayon ka lang nakabalik dito?

7 10 2010
dede

@ateng etcos, shushal napo ako,dina ko pumipila sa NFA…
my binabayaran nako para pumila hehe.
@PH, moooooore… langya e hatak ako palagi dito sa post mo eh kakaadik hahaha pati mga comments.

7 10 2010
Lola Nila

humanda ka kay eddibumangon…nasa Saudi rin pala ang lola mo… :D

7 10 2010
etchosera

Dapat magpasalamat tayo at di blocked itong blog ni PH dito sa saudi.

Kung nagkataon eh mawawala ang isa sa aking mga pinaka-guilty pleasures!

Teka Lola….. magkalinawan nga tayo. Ano pala ang stand ng Association of World War II Comfort Gays na iyong pinamumunuan tungkol sa abortion? magra-rally na naman po ba kayo?

7 10 2010
dede

@ateng etchos, dont worry,pag nawala ka sa ere, email molang akot meron kami rin ditong proxy na gamit,dika nagiisa jejeje(mon)

7 10 2010
babaylan

if the catholic church refuses to go with the times, then it is bound to end up like those ancient religions, either extinct or marginalized.

7 10 2010
eddibumangon

Maam,

Pupusta ka? The Catholic Church will still be here and a major religion of this country, long after you and I along with everybody in this forum are mere dusts in the wind. Ooooops, sorry you said “if” nga pala.
Maam, may I go out? :-)

7 10 2010
YellowIsHepa

Any discussion that involves religion is always controversial and provocative. :-)

7 10 2010
eddibumangon

Especially if those who attack a particular religion are themselves hiding behind the anonimity of their IMPERFECT RELIGIONS.

6 10 2010
hilding

noong panahon ni marcos 1973 FPOP( family planning office of the phil) gave out freely contraceptive pills, condoms,IUD insertions, performed vasectomies/tubal ligations even to farflung rural areas to control population explosion! wala man reklamo ang simbahan.. bakit ngayon ang gulo nila? takot ba cla ky marcos noon? ha ha ha. klangan na naman cguro natin ang isang diktador!!!

13 10 2010
lol

Kung ganun pala ginawa ni Marcos eh bakit “madami” pa rin tayo ngayon

6 10 2010
Meg

About a year ago, we exchanged emails about your comments against the Church. You said, “Rest assured, I’ll be a lot more sensitive next time.” Maybe you forgot that you resolved to do that for the silent majority of your readers.

Why do many Filipinos oppose the RH Bill? There are many reasons, but one of them relates to the likelihood that abortions will also rise if the government allocates its health budget for contraception.

This view on the link between contraception and abortion was CONFIRMED in a WHO-funded 2003 study which was done (ironically) by the pro-choice research institute of Planned Parenthood. The study concluded that rising contraceptive use results in more abortions. This happens precisely in countries like ours where the “fertility rate” (number of births per woman) is declining.

So the anti-RH Bill view is not just based on religion. It doesn’t even have to be, if only we can accept that it’s a fallacy to say that more contraceptives will decrease the incidence of abortion.

http://www.guttmacher.org/pubs/journals/2900603.pdf

And Atty. Heckler, I am trying to be sensitive to your views too.

7 10 2010
eddibumangon

CLAP CLAP CLAP!!!

How I wished I could explain these things as clearly as you did, Meg.

7 10 2010
Lawrence_Patola

@Eddie…

Kaya mo naman palang umamin na may mas magaling sa iyo. Gawin mo mas madalas yan, baka yan ang papawi sa kalungkutan at galit mo. Payong kaibigan lang. :-)

10 10 2010
lyre

with or without the RH bill abortion is rampant, you have to admit that. The difference only is, RH Bill will lessen abortion since there’s no more egg to fertilize or a sperm to fertilize an egg.

6 10 2010
Vince

This is AWESOME! Nice list dude!

7 10 2010
checkmate

Jesus and I have something in common.
We were not born Catholic.

nyahaha kulit nito, tama naman eh, wala naman masamang ibig sabihin, pagkapanganak natin di naman tayo automatic na Catholic ^_^
Question lang po sa mga gustong sumagot, di ba kayang maipasa ung RH bill hangga’t di pumapayag ang Catholic Church? Mukhang ok naman eh, saka ung mga pari naman di naman masyadong maaapektuhan kasi wala naman silang asawa at anak na iintindihin (karamihan sa kanila… na hindi homosexual… at hindi rin pedophiliac) ^_^

sana maging open-minded po tayo, nagbabago rin ang panahon, kaya nga dumami ang tao dahil sa kakayanan natin na mag-adapt sa environment natin, ngayong medyo dumarami na population natin at hindi rin naman lumalawak ang Pilipinas para mapatayuan ng bahay ng mga Filipino sa hinaharap, dapat mabalanse natin kung ano ung mabuti at masamang epekto ng rh bill, kung may alam ang simbahang katolika na mas epektibo at di nalabag sa itinuturo nila eh di i-share nila, isipin din natin ung mga magiging apo natin, ok lang na magpayo o mag voice out ng opinion wag lang ung parang mananakot o mamumuwersa o kaya magpapakalat ng maling impormasyon saka dapat respeto pa rin sa ibang tao, ok lang na tumuligsa wag lang sa gitna ng pagsamba ng ibang tao, foul na mga yan.

napaisip tuloy ako, kung di tayo born catholic, at wala tayong religion o sinasamba nung pinanganak tayo, born atheist ba tayong lahat? nyahahaha ^_^

7 10 2010
senior60

whew !!! mister heckler mas masahol pa ang discusyon dito kay sa
kongreso, ang tatalino ng mga suki mo…

hooray especially to eddiebumangon, hindi lang super galing sa
discussion, nalaman pa nya ang iba’t ibang katauhan ni religiousboy/
religiousgirl…

7 10 2010
senior60

pero bakit ba kasi kayo natatakot sa population explosion,

si God na lang ang bahala doon, from the beginning, alam na

Nya ang solusyon, kung may ipinanganak, may namamatay,

as simple as that….

@etchosera at paul, pansinin nyo naman ang napakasimpleng

post ko, magreact naman kayo, kung hindi, isa lang meaning

doon, hindi kayo nagrereact hahaha

7 10 2010
etchosera

Naman naman Lolo, kung saan saan kasi kayo pakalat kalat eh.

wala na ba talagang nagtityagang umaakay sa inyo? Hala! Parang alam ko na kung bakit.

Saka po, isuot nyo ulit ang salamin nyo para makita nyo po ang sagot dun sa post mo.

10 10 2010
lyre

hay tama nga ako, ang papanig sa simbahan at magiging anti RH bill ay ang mga menopause na o di kaya mahihina na ang tuhod. yung mga lumang katoliko

7 10 2010
Eagle_Eye

To those misinformed/uniformed, you deserve to know this

http://www.facebook.com/notes/100-katolikong-pinoy/the-hidden-agenda-of-the-rh-bill-by-valeriano-avila/4427329144644

No violent reaction please, I am not imposing what’s said on this FB article.

7 10 2010
precy

you’re the best talaga PH!

reading this blog and all comments made my day and yet still morning…hahaha….
have a nice Thursday everyone!!!

7 10 2010
Fran

At sa mga nagsasabing…basahin ang RH bill [muna] para maintindihan ang himutok o pag-object ng Karaparian…

Well, saglit lang.
Una, you have no right to object/oppose/agree/sympathize if you have no significant idea about the subject.

Pangalawa, when you’re reading, lots of body parts are functioning (and should function, and correctly): eyes, hands, tongue (less at first and wait until you’re done reading) heart and [to top them all] brain.

Pangatlo, opinion must be separated from fair judgment in terms of structure and approach. Opinion comes from different minds. Fair judgment accounts to the norms of every society. And both, shall be respected.

Panghuli. Poverty speaks out loud.

Konklusyon:
Family planning is not equivalent to abortion. Poverty does not sound like Church but Life. And Life means what: good shelter, food, clothes to wear, dignity, humility (not humiliation), job, funds (to support your daily needs), education and progress. And Life is what Filipinos need!

7 10 2010
panjo

panalo ang post! :)

pero nakakaaliw din magbasa ng comments! haha

mahabang debate pa ang issue na ito.

siguro pagdating ng panahon bawat pandesal sa umaga may free ng condom.
o kaya kapag walang barya di na kendi ang sukli, condom na din.. :))

kung anuman ang kalabasan nito okay lang sa akin.. karaniwan na sa pinoy ang takot sa pagbabago kaya may tumututol..

7 10 2010
lucienne

“Filipino bishops do not grow old.
They remain in the middle ages.”

i was in stitches over this one. LOL!

7 10 2010
etchosera

absolutely brilliant, isn’t it?

8 10 2010
HDL

Another bumper sticker… “Religion is the devil’s greatest achievement”

8 10 2010
dede

@HDL,ahooooy! is dat chu taning?

8 10 2010
Anonymous

On Reproductive Health… In 1974, then U.S. Agriculture Secretary Earl L. Butz quipped at Pope Paul VI’s position on population control (in mock Italian accent): “”He no playa the game, he no maka the rules.”

“DON’T MAKE THE RULES, IF YOU DON’T PLAY THE GAME!”

10 10 2010
middle child

I know being catholic is pretty dumb..but being anti-Church is just as dumb as being in Church

12 10 2010
TOMADOR

I just hope Congress would pass the bill para matapos na ito.

Di ka naman siguro ikukulong kung di mo sinunod ang RH Bill right? In a nutshell it just provides a BETTER avenue for citizens to choose whatever they prefer in terms of their PERSONAL REPRODUCTIVE HEALTH.

PRO-CHOICE…if you want what is stipulated in the RH Bill..then go for it. If you believe what the Catholic church says is good, then go for it. At the end of the day everyone wants to have a choice and for us (I really believe this) the MAJORITY of Filipinos(regardless of religion) want the RH Bill and whatever is stated there to be part of our CHOICE.

The Catholic Church should stop the hypocricy…”studies show that increased use of contraceptives is proportional to a higher incidents of abortion (or something to that effect)” BULLCRAP!

Sobrang tama yung mga sinabi dito..ano naman alam ng Simbahang Katoliko sa Reproductive Health if they don’t even ENGAGE in it?? (Unless you are a child molester or pinapatungan nya every now and then yung isang helper na babae sa kumbento).

Let the Government do its job, wag na maki alam ang Simbahang Katoliko..do your duty and guide your flock to the best of your abilities but NEVER deprive them of their RIGHT to choose what they think is best for their personal welfare and NOT FOR YOUR OWN SELFISH INTERESTS!

wait for it………………..

wait for it…………………………

12 10 2010
eddibumangon

To those hysterical fools who were misled to believe that the Philippine population is exploding, read the article below and weep! ;-)

http://globalnation.inquirer.net/cebudailynews/news/view/20100924-294156/The-Philippine-population-is-not-exploding

13 10 2010
disenteako

BRIC THESIS.

“AS CHINA’S population ages and the wages slowly rise, the government is becoming more concerned about who will take care of the elderly than about a destabilizing surge of young people unable to find jobs . . . . Experts worry that Beijing is unprepared for the sheer speed at which China will age. The United Nations predicts China’s working-age population will peak in 2015 and plunge by 23 percent by 2050.”

13 10 2010
disenteako

BRIC Thesis: Brazil Russia India China. By 2050 the combined economies of the BRICs could eclipse the combined economies of the current richest countries of the world. What do they have in common? Population! Newly advanced economic development leveraging their manpower. Instead of leveraging our numbers, the government wants to curb it. Uh huh… … …

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