(PERHAPS) THE MOST POPULAR FILIPINO today is in the United States of America right now: very much single, ordinary-looking, a mother’s pet, well-loved by the whole nation, and doing all the best to generate income before returning soon to the country. So far, so good. Congratulations… Charice!
The President’s Speech
On Saturday, President Aquino addressed the UN General Assembly in New York. Rumors say some attendees representing UN-member nations complained when an advance copy of Aquino’s speech was given to the representative of China.
The Two Presidents
President Aquino and US President Barack Obama have finally met face to face. Reports say the two leaders instantly clicked as friends. In fact, they now have a nickname for each other, Lights and Menthol.
The President’s Hotdog
Did you know that the government paid an American PR firm for President Aquino’s official trip to the United States? Malacañang wasn’t informed though that the same firm is also doing PR work for a chain of hotdog stalls on the streets of New York.
Palace spokesman Edwin Lacierda defended President Aquino when the latter ate hotdog sandwiches with Finance Secretary Cesar Purisima, former senator Mar Roxas, some Filipino reporters, and his security detail on a New York City sidewalk. Lacierda said the President spent only $54 for hotdog sandwiches… but millions of dollars for PR.
The idea of President Aquino eating hotdogs on a New York City sidewalk was criticized by a number of Filipinos. All of them were Samar Group members.
The President’s Shooting Buddy
Interior Undersecretary Rico Puno plans to submit a courtesy resignation when President Aquino returns from the United States next week. Let’s all hope he doesn’t forget his plan.
President Aquino said he would not accept the courtesy resignation of his shooting buddy, Interior Undersecretary Enrico Puno. According to the President, everyone is “entitled to due process” adding that he “cannot just have him hanged” just because someone asked him to do so – to which former PAGASA chief Prisco Nilo said, “Yeah right!”
The President’s Cousin
On meeting with Archbishop Oscar Cruz, businessman Tony Boy Cojuangco said, “Anybody has to help the government do its functions and this was my way of helping.” TO everyone reading this blog right now, let us all help the government do its functions. Bisitahin natin si retired Archbishop Oscar Cruz! Now na!
After his name was dragged into the jueteng controversy, an irate Antonio “Tony Boy” Cojuangco lectured the media on reporting. When the President learned about Cojuangco’s critique of the media, he asked him to become a member of the IIRC.
With his name being dragged into the jueteng scandal, a visibly upset Tony Boy Cojuangco lectured members of the media on how to handle information from wild sources. Slighted by Cojuangco’s sermon, the media lectured him on how to handle a live-in partner gone wild.
Tony Boy Cojuangco’s live-in partner, actress Gretchen Barretto was reportedly shocked when she heard her husband’s name during the Senate hearing on jueteng payola. To give you an idea of how shocked Barretto was, her face moved.
The Governor
Ilocos Sur Governor Luis “Chavit” Singson has denied any links to jueteng operations as exposed by Sen. Miriam Defensor-Santiago. So, ano ‘yon? Set up na naman?
Charice!
Filipina teen singing sensation Charice was praised for her impressive debut on the hit US TV series “Glee.” Despite her success, Charice has remained humble and down-to-earth. In fact, she’s going to New York tomorrow to eat hotdogs on a sidewalk.
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lights and menthol! lol!
Ewan ko lang yang hotdog na yan.
Eh kung gusto pala nila super pogi at super tipid, sana nagbaon na lang sila ng ladys choice ham sanwits o kaya’t pan de sal na may palaman na coco jam.
agree, dapat bumili sila ng spam at tinapay tapos sa kwarto ng lang ng hotel sila kumain. They could have bought instant noodle and eat at the hotel as well. That is what other travellers who wanted to save money on trips do.
Lola, huwag ka na lang umimik diyan, kung wala kang mabuting sabihin. Matanda ka na. Our president is also entitled to do what he feels like doing just like anybody like you.
@cl4blue: if the president is entitled to do what he feels to do, ganun din ako…eh nagbabayad din ako ng buwis, tulad ng realty tax, at property tax…bkit masama bang punahin ang ginawa ni PNoy na ka-cheapan sa kanyang gimik na akala nya madali tayong mauto tulad ng sister nya?
korek! eh ano naman kung hotdog lang ang kinain nya? eh ano naman kung ang payslip nya eh PHP60k+++ lang? puro pasikat, puro PR! baka akala nya showbiz ang pinasok?! pambihira talaga!
kapag nag “le cirque” for 2M aangal kayo, pag nag-hotdog lang for 2K pesos aangal pa rin kayo.
baka gusto nyo mag-rally sa edsa dahil sa hotdot na yan?
lights and menthol.
natawa ako malakas halos alas tres na ng madaling araw! hahahahaha. salamat!
Parang di na ata normal yung gigising ng alas tres ng madaling araw para tumawa lang.
At lalong hindi normal yung alas singko ng hapon mo pa nabasa itong post ni PH………… tapos alas tres ng umaga ka lang tumawa?
Hala! Pa-check up ka na kaya? Concerned lang ako sayo ‘Teh!
si chavit ang pinakamalinis na politician sa bansa. EECHOS *vic sotto style*
Way cool as usual! Thanks for being so funny!
THE NBA is opening season. good luck to miami.
Go Bulls!
Classic. LOL.
Love every line. Congratulations
O.A. talaga ni Prez. Noy! Showbiz na showbiz! Pahotdog-hotdog pa!
most popular person = charice! win!
gusto ko din ung nagpakahumble si charice at bumili din ng hotdog
It took a jueteng accusation to make La Greta’s lower lip moved
Ahahaha…
Panalo ka talaga PH.
weee?? avah gumalaw nga. Himala!!!
(PERHAPS) THE MOST POPULAR FILIPINO today is in the United States of America right now: very much single, ordinary-looking, a mother’s pet, well-loved by the whole nation, and doing all the best to generate income before returning soon to the country. So far, so good. Congratulations… Charice!
Hehehehe!
PNoy, OA na yan ha, ka-echosan na yang pag-hotdog mo sa sidewalk…pero ang tsika, nilayasan daw si PNoy ng mga foreign dignitaries sa kanyang speech sa UN dhil binatikos naman ang ating former mahal na pang-gulo na si Ate Glo…
Light and Menthol…kaloka.
Michelle and Mar…mas lalong nakaka-loka!!!
E lola akala kasi nya uubra dun yung paganun-ganun nya…
Entry statement palang, you took it away PH! Ahahahaha. You got me there!!! Good job, again.
kumain din daw sila sa mga mamahaling restaurant. Bakit walang coverage? Pati yung binayad sa PR firm?
manny pacquiao, lea salonga, brillante mendeoza, efren dela peña, ph, et al should all go to new york and eat hot dogs on a sidewalk all at the same time.
Si PNoy na ata ang pinaka-showbiz na naging presidente natin so far. Pati ba naman ang pag kain nya ng hotdog sa kalye? As if doing that solve poverty and corruption. Or parang parinig nya ba yan kay Gloria at sa kanyang expensive dinner dati? Baka suggestion din yan ng sister nya. Malamang hindi yan nabusog sa kinain nya kaya at kumain pa rin yan sa hotel or resto nung wala nang mga camera.
PNoy, pagbalik mo dito kain tayo ng isaw at kwek kwek sa kalye!
Oo nga, mas showbiz pa siya sa totoong showbiz na si Erap.
stupid president! so concern on his image… haaaayy ! ilang taon pa bago mapalitan!
stupid is an understatement!!!
pres of the philippines!!!
ang tanging kayang gawin para ma-front page is
to eat hotdog!!!
As usual, tawa pa rin ako ng tawa rito.
Excited na kong kumain ng hotdog si Charice!
To those who think it’s ‘showbiz’ to eat hotdog in the streets of NY: Ano ba yan, kung kakain sa mamahaling restaurant, hindi pwede! kung kakain sa hotdog stand, di rin pwede! Midway perhaps? Im sure even then there will still be negative comments.lol. Eh kung si Obama nga kumakain sa hotdog stand at may media coverage din ok lang, yung presidente natin hindi? For Pete’s sake – kung showbiz yun, it’s only because you thought it so. You were entertained by it and labeled it as such. The only valid point I see is the one pointed out by PH himself – the ‘alleged millions’ spent on PR – but even that is a ‘usual’ expense in every government.At least I think so. Then again, I’m as unrealiable as the next bystander.Just thinking…It won’t be called politics for nothing.
There’s nothing wrong with Pnoy eating hotdog in the streets of New York. There’s something wrong if it’s just used for propaganda purposes, and paying a PR firm millions for it . Did they also show to the media the other places where he ate? Malay natin, kumain din siya sa Le Cirque. At hindi naman makatotohanan na puro hotdog na lang ang kinain niya.
Oo nga naman, it was not showbiz and he did not do it for PR. He is really sincere in his promise to eradicate poverty that’s why he had to eat hotdog to save money for the country.
Naku Manong Jaime, ka-dramahan lang yung ginawa ni PNoy na kumain ng hotdog sa kalye…sna next time pag-dating nya sa Pinas..Bibingka nman ni Shalani ang kakainin nya…masarap daw kc yung native Bibingka ni Shalani..sabi ng mga tambay dyan sa Valenzuela…at mura pa!!!
I agree! The fact of the matter is: weh ano naman ngayon kung kumain sya ng hotdog?! Bakit pati pagkain kelangan isensationalize. Don’t tell me na sa buong stay nya dunsa US e hotdog lang ang kinain nya. Clearly it was a publicity stunt and it’s sad kasi ang mahal ng binayad sa PR firm tapos ganun lang ang nagawa e kinopya lang kay Obama. Sheesh, sa susunod nyan pati pag-utot nya i-televise!!!
@darkcheron: ewan ko ba…akala cguro ng mga alipores ni PNoy at si PNoy mismo na mabenta pa yung pakulo nya. Akala ni PNoy na matutuwa at pupurihin siya ng mga pinoy pag nakita syang kumakain ng hotdog sa kalsada…akala ni PNoy nasa dark ages pa tayo na madaling mauto ng mga prayle… yan ang nakukuha ni PNoy dhil lagi syang naka-dikit kay Boy Abunda…ka-ECHOSAN!!!
@Lola Nila: …akala cguro ng mga alipores ni PNoy at si PNoy mismo na kagaya tayo sa 15 milyong tanga na bumuto sa kanya.
mahilig pala sa hotdog si Pnoy…
may kalaban ka na Koya Eddi….. sa hotdog eating contest!
Dito sa Eastern Province, daming hotdog din…. lagi ngang almusal, tanghalian at dinner yan ni Lola Nila. Ahihihihihi!
hoy, wag kang ganyan. binigyan mo ng idea si mar roxas na maging ambassador para sa Saudi Arabia dhil sagana dito ng malalaki, mahahaba, at masustangsyang hotdog…..
…at take note iba-iba ang flavor; may gawang lebanese, jordanian, syrian, tunisian, palestine, egyptian, south african, turkish, sudan, afghanistan kuwait, iranian, iraqis…..
…kung gusto ni Mar na naka-balot pa, pwedeng gawang italy, Bretanyan, Greek, venezuela, Nepali, at mexico…
…kung medyo ma-alat-alat ng kunti ang hanap ni May ay gawang india, pakistan…..
…pero ang pinaka-masarap sa lahat ay hotdog na gawa ng saudi arabia…
d2 mag-enjoy tlaga si PNoy, at Mar dhil libre na, 24/7 available pa!
O ba’t ito pinalusot ni PH, yung sa akin hindi. Dahil ba sa “beard”?
@eddibumangon: pinalusot tlaga ni PH yung hotdog na gawa d2 sa Saudi, kc alam nya peborit ni PNoy at Mar ang hotdog….malay mo dhil sa Professional Heckler magiging Ambassador si Mar d2 sa Saudi…di tuloy ang ligaya ng mga OFW dhil tyak laging bibisita dito sa PNoy….nasa 1M na ang pinoy d2 sa Saudi..
let us all eat hotdogs
))
C’mon, we weren’t born yesterday. Definitely, Aquino III and his defenders won’t admit it. Pero scripted yan. Several years na raw syang di kumakain ng hotdog at nag crave lang sya nang makakita sya ng hotdog. I’m sure nakita nyang kumakain ng hotdog si Joshua kahit siguro once dahil malapit ang magtiyuhin. Pero bakit sa New York pa nagkaroon ng craving for a hotdog? Kung nagagawa nga nyang agawan ng PSP si Joshua, hotdog pa kaya. Kalokohan. LOL!
cheap pr propaganda yang hotdog eating on the street ni pnoy,kunwari pa humble epek.kumita na yan! im sure super puff sya ng “lights or menthol” nya in between bites.yung ang reality dapat yun pinakita din.
ang relevant ?:ano na accomplish nya while in the states?
the most popular filipino today na nga si noynoy, bakit
kailangan pa magbayad ng millions of dollars for a pr work,
‘di ba ang pakay of this government is to be the exact opposite
of the previous one?
sa kanyang address sa UN 65th General Assembly, noynoy called on the
United Nations to use filipino style people power to progress…..
to quote him,” For so many times in our history, my people have shown
that, united, nothing is impossible. We called it People Power.”
ano ba ang ipinagmalaki ni noynoy, bakit? hindi na ba tayo poor as a
result of the so many people power that happened here? nakakahiya,
nag lecture pa….
sa kakain nya ng hotdog, di tuloy nya nasagot yong tricky question on Philippines-China relation.
[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nq6Ket1nOsg&feature=player_embedded#!]
at sa kakain nya ng hotdog, di nya napansin na baliktad na pala watawat ng bansa nya
[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qGVGdx5Z5Jw]
The Professional Heckler is both a thinking and a funny gentleman. (or lady) what a wonderful world it would be if he came with my breakfast so i can have my regular stomach food and mental nutrients. What a big to do about a hotdog. We have it everyday for that same breakfast. So where were the publicists? Lol. thanks
yung post na to mga 230am kanina pinalabas kaya agree ako kay dindin na alas tres na siya natawa.
in fairness, masarap talaga ang hotdogs sa kalye ng new york pati ang pretzels! wala sa kanila ang social status pag naglalakad sa kalye. lahat pantay pantay pag sa kalye. kahit sino pwedeng kumain na kung anuman ang gustuhin niya na walang kukutya sa kanya. yan ang new york!
Out of topic na yang piaya mo. Di pinagusapan kung masarap ang hotdog sa New York o ang anumang social status ek ek. Ang punto ay ang kasinungalingan ng ating pang-gulo na sabihing hindi scripted ang ginawa niya. Nasa Pinas pa lang, press release na nila na kakain sa may masayang bubuyog para makatipid (?) o ipahiya ang dating pang-gulo (?). Nabago lang kunti ang script pero scripted pa rin.
@etchosera…..Parang di na ata normal yung gigising ng alas tres ng madaling araw para tumawa lang.
At lalong hindi normal yung alas singko ng hapon mo pa nabasa itong post ni PH………… tapos alas tres ng umaga ka lang tumawa?
Hala! Pa-check up ka na kaya? Concerned lang ako sayo ‘Teh!
Pati ba naman ORAS NG PAGTAWA, pinakikialam mo pa? kami ngaun ang concerned sau? napaka technical ng dating mo. just comment on the post and not question events that we dont have control over e.g. exact time when post becomes available.
Juicemio! Nagulat naman ako at naligaw itong sagot mo dito sa ibang thread!
Ano ba ‘Teh, masyado kang stiff! Loosen up! Bawal pa man din ang nakasimangot dito sa blog ni PH.
Buti pa itawa mo na lang yan ng major major…. pero dapat mamayang alas tres ulit ng madaling araw, para naman consistent ka!
Ahah ahah ahah!
Heckler,
Heard about the Philippine flag being inverted at the US-Asean summit with PNoy himself present (and the flag right behind him)? It’s among the various events PNoy attended in his NY trip.
That would be emabarrasing if true.
http://www.ops.gov.ph/photos-sep2010/photo6-092510.htm
May talent fee daw ang pagpromote nun NY hotdog?
Alam ko na!!! Hotdog kasi ayaw ng Hamburgyer!!! Di yata gusto yun hamburgyer dun sa wakwak!! ha ha ha
Baligtad ang Philippine Flag sa isang meeting ni PNoy sa NY, according to recent news. State of War? Yes, siguradong magkakaruon ng war between him and his entourage. Imagine, nobody in the Philippine Delegation noticed the inverted Philippine Flag!?! Lagot kayo kay PNoy.
Dambobobo naman!
sobrang obsessed kaya sa paglafang ng hotdog, kaya wala sa right sense ang mga parties concerned para mapuna ang kapaligiran? he he he. o hwag namang sabihin na pati inverted RP flag scripted pa rin, huh! para me additional flakes pa ng mga trivial matters na iisyuhan at, entonces, pag-uusapan?
uups, ngdeklara na pala ang US of A na “it was an honest mistake” sa pagkakadisplay ng inverted RP flag. cge na nga! kahit the crack is done!
Incompetent ang pang-gulo, what can you expect from his underlings? And these are just for starters, good luck to you guys for six more years of these kapalpakan.
Cool ka lang Koya Eddi, masyado ka nang affectated! Ahihihihi!
The way I look at it, stressed ka na naman sa work mo dito sa disyerto. Loosen up!
Ako pag stressed, nagta-travel ako, so I make it a point to go out of this Kingdom at least once a month, para maiba naman ang ambience. Try Salalah, in Oman, touted as the greenest place in the Middle East. So refreshing! Go!
I’m sure, pagbalik mo……… ganun pa rin si Pnoy! Ahah ahah ahah!
@etchos: yes, i’m so affected and hopeless. sino ba namang Pinoy in his right mind ang hindi. MC1 pa lang palpak na, araw-araw ‘ata may bagong kapalpakang ginagawa kung hindi man si Pnoy mismo, ay ang alipores niya.
i’m so affected to resolve to myself not to spend my vacation in Pinas for the next six years, and not to send even a single halala too. Iipunin ko na lang pera ko, yayaman pa ako in six years. this way at least, may napala ako sa kanya.
hotdog?
diba pagkain lang yan ng mga bata at bakla?
ay oo nga pala, bata pa nga pala presidente ng flippines…. isip bata. at the sametime, bakla din pala siya. nawalan ng bayag noong panahon ng manila hostage crisis.
naniniwala na ako sa kasabihan na ang bakla, este isda, ay nahuhuli sa bunganga.
hikata, why do i get the feeling na galit ka sa amin na mga bakla? nakakalalaki ka na nyan e, kung gusto mo ‘pre, mag umbagan na lang tayo u.
Kung sa Le Cirque din kumain si Pnoy, would you say the same thing? malamang hindi. But im sure kahit saan pa kumain ang presidente, kahit boy bawang na lang tirahin nyan, may masasabi at masasabi pa din tayo. Pinoy culture at its finest.
@ worried…Wag ka nang makipagtalo sa mga yan. Kahit anong gawin o di gawin ni Noynoy, lalaitin pa rin nila. But, I disagree with you…that is not Pinoy culture. There are more positive Filipinos than negative ones.
@ eddibumangon
di ako galit sa mga bakla. sa totoo mahal ko kayo. gustong-gusto ko kayo kainuman.
@hikatalomato: ako ang gustong-gusto ko ay what happened after ng inuman.
eat all you can lang naman ☻☻☻
The inverted Philippine flag is true. “THIS MEANS WAR!!!” hehehe…
MANILA, Philippines – The U.S. government said Sunday it made an “honest mistake” when it displayed an inverted Philippine flag — which wrongfully signified that the Southeast Asian nation was in a state of war — in a meeting hosted by President Barack Obama. – http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20100926/ap_on_re_as/as_philippines_us_inverted_flag
medyo off topic ah, pero naiinis ako pag tinatawag syang PNoy. hindi sya ang ehemplo ng mga Pilipino. tawagin na lang sya sa pangalan nya. o kaya Penoy na lang, kasi isa syang malaking itlog. hehehe…
Opening paragraph pa lang, umaatikabong LOL na. Thanks, PH!
at binalikan ko yung part about la greta, at di ko na naman napigilang mapatawa ng malakas. hahaha! the photo accompanying that part is also uber funny.
Charice’s Glee debut was nice…even nicer if she will get more exposure in the next episodes.
re: Charice …….. I totally a-Glee with you!
haha! nice one, etchos!
Update pala. Nag usap nga si Obama at PNOY for a good 7 minutes. They could have talked longer if PNOY didn’t have a 15 minute smoking break.
di nga?
Wala na namang kupas na post mula kay Professional Heckler.
Menthol and lights. Ayos.
Maybe P-Noy was trying to replicate what Obama and his VP did. They ate hamburger in a hamburger stand in a remote place. They received praises because of that humble gesture.
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