MEMOIRS

7 06 2010


Erap Quitting Politics?
Former president Joseph Estrada told ABS-CBN News he’s quitting politics soon. Estrada first entertained the thought of abandoning politics when Jejomar Binay abandoned him in the last elections.

Deposed president Joseph Estrada is leaving politics soon. Sought for comment, politics said the ‘parting’ was amicable.

Interviewed by ABS-CBN News, former president Joseph Estrada said he’s planning to write a book about his life starting from childhood… meaning, the book will start from the time he became president.

Former president Joseph Estrada told ABS-CBN News that he is planning to write a book about his life starting from childhood until his 2010 re-election bid. Erap reveals some 15 to 25 pages of his book will be blank. Asked why, he replied, “Siyempre, nakakulong ako ‘no! Paano ako makapagsusulat? Gago!”

Losing presidential reelectionist Joseph Estrada is reportedly writing a book about his life. This early, it is expected to top the list of best-selling Coloring Books.

ABS-CBN News says former president Joseph Estrada is planning to write a book about his life starting from childhood. The first line of the book will be, “Baa baa black sheep…”

Ex-president Joseph Estrada is reportedly planning to write a book about his life. He says the book will not be self-serving and will also highlight his political mistakes. At least now, we already know half of the book’s content!

Losing presidential reelectionist Joseph Estrada told ABS-CBN that he plans to write a book about his life and he’s going to call it “Memoirs: The Life and Loves of Erap.” The first page will be about his life; the rest, about his ‘loves.’

Former president Joseph Estrada plans to write a book about his life and he wants to call it “Memoirs: The Life and Loves of Erap.” Erap says the title is not yet final because he’s having a hard time pronouncing ‘memoirs.’

Joseph Estrada is reportedly writing a book about his life starting from childhood. Rumors say he is looking forward to ‘book signing’ sessions. In fact, this early, he’s been practicing how to sign ‘Jose Velarde’ again.

This just in! Unconfirmed reports say defeated presidential candidate Manny Villar is writing a book too. It will be about the recent May 10, 2010 elections, and will be titled, “Bad Memoirs.”

In Other News…
On Wednesday, June 9, both Noynoy Aquino and Jejomar Binay will be proclaimed president and vice president, respectively. If Mar Roxas concedes to Binay on or before Wednesday, he’ll be proclaimed a ‘martyr.’

GMA Off to China
On Tuesday, June 8, President Arroyo is going to China. Proponents of the Freedom of Information bill are encouraged to wait for President Arroyo’s entourage at the Ninoy Aquino International Airport because there might just be a quorum.
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“Memoirs are a well-known form of fiction.”
~Frank Harris

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33 responses

7 06 2010
darkcheron

Make me first! Make me first! (keeps finger crossed)

7 06 2010
vina

Another good one!

7 06 2010
Zaldshole

Whatever!

7 06 2010
dede

hahahaha wagi!

7 06 2010
jaypee W.

just in time to remove my stress :) 4th:)

7 06 2010
J

I thought you would say Erap’s memoirs would be a pop-out picture book.

8 06 2010
ngekngek

Or Man of Conviction, The Real Story

8 06 2010
pihikan chronicles

Former president Joseph Estrada told ABS-CBN News that he is planning to write a book about his life starting from childhood until his 2010 re-election bid. Erap reveals some 15 to 25 pages of his book will be blank. Asked why, he replied, “Siyempre, nakakulong ako ‘no! Paano ako makapagsusulat? Gago!”

hahaha panalo ka heckler, buti ay good sport ung camp ni erap
sureness they be reading this.

8 06 2010
stalker

what a very nice way to bash a retard LOL parting was amicable!

8 06 2010
8 06 2010
gibo_but_not_teodoro

sorry but the erap jokes were actually boring, or maybe i just miss laughing out loud to heckler’s unique brand of humor.

8 06 2010
waraywaray

ang aga-aga, i’m already having ‘LMAO moments’ in the office. lol. panalo ka talaga ph

8 06 2010
Worried Pinoy

May erap find his REST and PEACE. =)

8 06 2010
timpaul

“…entourage at the Ninoy Aquino International Airport because there might just be a quorum.”–hahaha! super.

On erap’s book, may Mill’s and Bone’s-type na account kaya sa mga loves niya?

8 06 2010
JR Lopez Gonzales

Minsan pinagtatawanan na lang natin ang politika sa ‘Pinas. Pero ang totoo, kakainis na at nakakabato na ang mga kabulukang ginagawa ng ating mga lider… Pagbabago… Kailan ka pa kaya matatamo?

8 06 2010
leyya

—-Erap says the title is not yet final because he’s having a hard time pronouncing ‘memoirs.’ —–

…..also has trouble spelling it. he he he…

nice one, Mr. PH!

8 06 2010
maliititik_O

ano kaya pelings ni Mar Roxas ngayon. nagtraysikad, naging palengkero, nagpakasal kay ate koring pero talo pa rin. baka dapat next time parlorista naman?

9 06 2010
etchosera

Ayyyyyy! di nya keri ‘Teh!
Any monument, pagpraktisan nyang kulutin ang kilay ni Ate Koring!
Handa na ba kayo?

8 06 2010
TGE Blog Admin

present.. yun lang muna at busy pa sa sariling blog ;)

8 06 2010
Korina

I am so sad, Mr. PH. Huhuhu!

8 06 2010
eufems

Suuuuuuuuuupppppperrrrrrrrr Like

8 06 2010
jianne

“All my major works have been written in prison. I would recommend prison not only to aspiring writers but to aspiring politicians too.” – Jawaharlal Nehru, the first prime minister of the Indian National Congress and India’s first prime minister following its independence from Britain in 1947

8 06 2010
karaangbugoy

“Or Man of Conviction, The Real Story”

Or…

The Convicted Man, The Real Story”

9 06 2010
senior60

maliititik-O

kung ‘ano kaya pelings ni mar ngayon’? mas lalong-lalo na

kung ano kaya pelings ni korina ngayon, imagine na siya

sana ang first lady ni noynoy, pagkatapos, first lady sana

ni mar at second lady sana ni mar, ngayon, ano na, bokya…

siguro si chiz ang the most hated person ngayon ni korina….

maliit careful ha…

9 06 2010
senior60

let me be the first dito sa blog ni mister heckler to

congratulate our new president and vice president,

congratulations noynoy and binay….

9 06 2010
Noynoy

Maraming salamat Senior60!

9 06 2010
BINAY

Senior60… THANK YOU!

9 06 2010
TOMADOR

In fairness to Erap, inspite of losing the Presidency he still shows his SINCERITY in wanting to help the less fortunate….compared to OTHER candidates who were preaching about how Good and smarT they are (if elected) and after losing goes back to their own jolly and wealthy private lives…if that’s not hypocricy I don’t know what it is LOL

9 06 2010
etchosera

Agree ‘ko sayo Koya… pramis!

9 06 2010
TOMADOR

syet talo ang Celtics sa game 3!!!!

GALING NI FISHER!!

but its all good LOL

10 06 2010
senior60

abaaa tingnan mo nga naman, hindi ko sukat akalain na
mag thank you sina noynoy and binay, anyway, walang
anuman….

tomador

ikaw ang hypocrite, bakit, if you were in their slippers ba,
magmukmok ka na lang? talo na nga….

10 06 2010
BAROK

hehehe…life goes on, otherwise you will end up like FPJ.

10 06 2010
senior60

go lakers go….

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