JUST SO YOU KNOW, last May 22, the International Day for Biological Diversity was celebrated in 11 countries around the world – from Algeria to the Philippines and from Ecuador to the United Kingdom. During the celebration, Ecuador opened its largest protected wildlife zone; Algeria reported the discovery of a new reptilian species, and the Philippines confirmed that koalas were no longer endemic to Australia.
Have you been following the investigation being conducted by the Lower House on the revelations of “koala boy” as regards the alleged poll fraud? Several defeated candidates from Luzon to Visayas and Mindanao divulged that unidentified men offered to rig the automated polls in their favor for a fee. But the candidates rejected the offer because the purported ‘koala boys’ wanted the payment to be made in Australian dollars.
This just in: Feisty senator Miriam Defensor Santiago has dared “koala boy” to reveal his identity. If not, the senator will reportedly unmask the political operator behind him. Malakas umano ang kutob ng senadora na si “koala boy” ay nagtatago ngayon sa isang “puno.”
Top 5 Revelations in “Koala Boy’s” New Video Allegedly Coming Out Soon
No. 5: That the original plan was for him to appear in a gecko suit but “it’s too hot in there”
No. 4: That homosexual voters actually voted in bloc but Comelec 2nd Division Commissioners Elias Yusoph, Nicodemo Ferrer, and Lucenito Tagle shaved off thousands of votes from ‘Ang Ladlad’ and Sen. Jamby Madrigal
No. 3: That an altered version of his video exposé will be released to discredit him. Wearing only black briefs and a red bandana tied around his head, the video shows ‘koala boy’ gyrating to Justin Bieber’s remake of ‘Careless Whisper’
No. 2: That he’s willing to reveal his true identity in Congress on condition that Makati City Rep. Teddyboy Locsin won’t call him “son of a bitch” on live TV
And the No. 1 revelation in “koala boy’s” new video allegedly coming out soon…
That Smartmatic’s Cesar Flores and Comelec Commissioner Gregorio Larrazabal are “partners in crime” adding that both men fondly call each other “papa bear” in private.
In Other News…
Defeated Davao City mayoral candidate, and outgoing House Speaker Prospero Nograles has filed an electoral protest citing conspiracy on the part of his rival Sara Duterte and local poll officials. Saying he’s not sourgraping, Nograles insists he’s just after the naked truth.
Not Quitting
Noynoy Aquino says he won’t quit smoking because doing so might affect his decisions. Did you know what happened the last time he tried to stop smoking? He decided to run for president!
President-apparent Noynoy Aquino said he would not quit smoking because doing so might affect his decisions. For instance, this morning, he tried NOT to smoke. As a result, he had to grasp for an answer when his maid asked him, ‘Ser, iskrambol po ba o sony side up?”
Noynoy Aquino says he is not going to quit smoking because doing so might affect his decisions. For instance, on the day that he decided NOT to quit smoking, he was trying to quit smoking!
Top 5 Things to Tell Noynoy Aquino To Make Him Quit
No. 5: Kapag ‘di ka tumigil sa paninigarilyo, ibubunyag nina Korina Sanchez, Diana Zubiri, Bernadette Sembrano, at Barbara Milano kung bakit sila nakipag-break sa ‘yo!
No. 4: Kapag ‘di ka tumitigil sa paninigarilyo, hindi kayo puwedeng mag-computer games ni Joshua.
No. 3: Kapag ‘di ka tumigil sa paninigarilyo, magagalit si Papa Jesus!
No. 2: Kapag ‘di ka tumigil sa paninigarilyo, ibabalik sa ‘yo ni Mar Roxas si Korina Sanchez!
And the No. 1 thing to tell Noynoy Aquino to make him quit…
Kapag ‘di ka tumigil sa paninigarilyo, ikaw ulit ang presidente from 2016 to 2022!
MVP and Meralco
Effective July 1, 2010, PLDT Chairman Manuel V. Pangilinan will become chief executive officer of the country’s largest power retailer Manila Electric Company. So don’t be surprised if you and your neighbors would have similar if not identical billing statements.
Effective July 1, 2010, PLDT Chairman Manuel V. Pangilinan will be the CEO of Meralco. Also on July 1, Meralco’s tagline, “May liwanag ang buhay” will be replaced with a new slogan, “Go, Meralco! One Big Light!”
Survey Says
Should President-apparent Noynoy Aquino appoint members of the Hyatt 10 or The Firm in key government posts?
SURE. They’re capable. 18.4%
NO! TAMA NA! They’ve had their time. 63.4%
Bahala siya sa buhay niya! 18.2%
We have a new survey. Please vote now.
Elsewhere
Newsbreak: Noynoy’s ‘little president’
A Manila Standard Today Lifestyle columnist came up with his own list of the most admired TV journalists
First?
YES!!! First nga.. yeheyy!!! May prize pa ba ito?
isang photo op with koala boy
@ phreddox.. no thanks, i have enough na with a gecko
Congrats zalds, first sana ako kaso busy sa farmville. ahohohoho!
CONGRATULATIONS!!!!!
naku. don’t tell me you’re the real “him” when I clicked your name.
anyways, since i have given my word at saka for the sake of art lang naman to, can you please email your mobile phone number to my alternate email add: archiweilu@gmail.com for your 100 pesos text load prize?
saya saya.
oo. isang araw ng tour sa halls of congress plus pang-negosyo showcase ng pcos machines.
basahin mo ‘yung mga nasa unahan.
sabi nila ang mauna, puwede nang matigok.
gusto mo?
yeah! congrats, pasabit ulit!
let me just ruin another soul…
CONGRATS ZALDS!!!
sana yung mga nakaka pers beys my kodakan noh?
para papakodak ako kasama ng mga naka pers beys,
ang saya saya!
@ rev: thanks.. nakatsamba lang at gumagawa ako ng blog sa wordpress kaya nakita ko agad bagong post ni PH =)
@ dede: thanks
@ john: thanks din… ahhm.. “ruin”? hahahaha
@ kalokah: no thanks sa tour, i have worked there for 4 years.. pang negosyo showcase? no thanks din, at mukhang ibibitin pa nga ang bayad sa smartmatic dahil sa fraud allegations.
@chiwee: im not the real “him” but close enough coz “him” is my boss. i’ll send you an email later.. thank you in advance
@tk: ahh.. no comment =)
Congrats for being the first useless commenter!
You shouldn’t be allowed to have children (or if you already do, you should all be neutered NOW).
And just so this wouldn’t be another useless post, I believe Koala Boy is a big ugly fraud and should be neutered as well.
“I believe Koala Boy is a big ugly fraud and should be neutered as well.”
So you think this is a useful post? Stop stop me……. as in tigil tigilan mo ako, no? Hmmmmmmmmp!
Kj naman tong si Zaldhole, ang puso…
madali kang mamamatay, mauuna kapa
dun sa mga nakaka pers beys.
Yes.
@ dede: okay lang yan.. may mga tao talaga sa mundo tulad ni zhole.. ang dami ko nang na-meet na ganyan sa larangan ko =)
@ zhole: it’s okay.. the stress in NOT on me, its on you =) may anak na po ako at damn proud of her. incidentally, bday nya kahapon and thanks to you, she learned a new word– “neutered” =))
baka! dinamdam ni ZALDSHOLE..NEVER pa cxa na-uuna sa mga comments…bro! ang PUSO mo..(kistita laugh)..
Naunahan nman ako ni T4nInG. Sh#t!!! Eching Lang!!
#@*$^*@#& ang hirap magpigil ng tawa sa opisina! galing mo talaga gumawa ng ganito HECKLER!!
ありがとうございます。 Konnichi wa. Arigatou Gozaimasu
ph, utoy,
‘yan ga’y kamag-anak ni tonichi yturri? ‘yun gang mukhang hapong basketbolista noon?
at ‘yung isa ay may ari ng gotohan at lugawang habang kumakain ka’y sinisiyatsu?
aheheheheh!
YTURRI is one of the assistant coaches of the current green archers squad
Mr. nL,
bili ka ng air freshener. nagbubunga na ang iyong walang tigil na pagtawa. bumubuga na!
Now for some serious comments..
First, thanks PH for the new article.. pampa-unwind from work-related stress together with yosi, since our president-apparent is not quitting (gud luck na lang sa anti-smoking campaign ng DOH) =) by the way, I created a blog too, you may want to visit it minsan. just click on my username at nasa wordpress din sya.
‘koala boy’ gyrating to Justin Bieber’s remake of ‘Careless Whisper’ >> now this I have to see.. a koala “gyrating” ^_^
Diana Zubiri??? naging sila pala.. “ibabalik sa ‘yo ni Mar Roxas si Korina Sanchez!”.. >> winner!!!
Tanong lang po…… alin po ba diyan ang sabi mong serious comments?
seryoso pa yan?pano pa kaya yung di seryoso?
etcho at dede, im defining “serious” here as yung hindi binabasa muna ang article, scroll down agad sa comments section at magcomment ng “First?” =)
dami mong alias! TGE Blog Admin, Zalds, etc. Ikaw din ata si Zaldshole. Di na rin ako magtataka kung ikaw din si Koala Boy!
One thing I’m sure though….. di ikaw si PH. Hmmmmp!
Ahihihihihihihi!
etcho, dati yan ang UN ko.. kaso after I created a blog, I have to change to Admin.. admin ng ibang blog kaya may “TGE Blog”
hindi ako zhole.. at lalong hindi ako si Koala Boy.. mas mautak ako sa kanya ano, hinding hindi ako maglalagay ng “jockey strap” (quoting Rep. Locsin) sa mukhang =))
etchas,
wala na ‘yung serious. pinaglalamayan na. libing sa linggo.
san ang lamay?san ang libing?
(my bitbit na kalachuchi,kandila,luses,yosi,5star,watusi,judasbelt,4cantos,josecuervo,)
almost first… inuna pa kasi binasa bago nagcomment
pasalamat ka. hindi mo pa oras. dahil kapag nauna ka, bilang na ang mga sandali mo.
itanong mo kina dede at etchosera.
Ayyy! kahit itanong sa akin…..AYOKO NGANG SUMAGOT!
Eh sa ayaw ko eh! Hmmmmmmp!
@Tkulot, kaya nga sinasadya kong wag mauna(charing) kasi yoko pang mamatay
dede,
ayaw mo ngang mauna, gusto mo namang sumabit sa nagmamadali na parang gusto mo pang mauna.
hindi ka ba nagbi-breast feed?
@Tkulot, nakahiligan kolang talagang sumabit sa nakalawit…
shhhhh wag ka na nga kasi… baka macensor pako dito ni bossing PH
dede,
ano kaya piktyur tayong dalawa magkasama.
ano kaya itsura?
aheheheheeeeeeh!
ubo! ubo! ubhooooooo!
katatapos lang kasi ng meeting! di ko tuloy inabot! next time.
nakakasira talaga ng pagcocomment yang meeting,
next time mag cutting meeting ka nalang para mauna ka naman
bka nanghinayang sa libreng snack kaya ayaw mag-cutting sa meeting
eh sayang din ang biskit, juice at menthol candy 
ateng belisima, buti kung short bread manlang e baka mamya e yung biskwit na nasa malaking lata,yung puro buntis na biskwit na ginagamit ding upuan sa victory liner nung mga probinsyanong uuwi ng probinsya(nagsalita di probinsyana)
as always, the post is at :00. damn, i missed it.
kung hindi ngayon ang panahon na para sa iyo
wag maiinip dahil ganyan ang buhay sa mundooooooo
wag mawawalan ng pagasa darating din ang ligaya
lala la la la lalala la la…
ang kaylangan moy tibay ng loob kung myrong pagsubok man…
diko na alam kasunod e,diko kabisado,sensya na po!
LOLs…. Winner ka, Cup E!
napakanta tuloy ako.
what?
nagpapraktis lang, waiting dun sa itatayong iyakan choir ni ateng etchosera.
mapapamura ka namang talaga sa mga politicians natin, Miriam Defensor and Erap divulged that ‘Koala Boys’ have approached them, with their infinite wisdom hindi man lang nila naisip na ipahuli ang mga ito? eh ang sabi may mga dala din silang documents? ngayon mag bababanat silang merong ngang mga Koala Boys?
Am#$!@$ naman! NAMAN!
idol mo rin si Mar at si teddy boy?
Go MERALCO!!! ONE BIG LIGHT!!! =)
I bet Jejemon Binay wont let Noynoy stop smoking. Sayang naman yung chances na mamatay agad si Noynoy at maging presidente si Jejemon.
I strongly agree that this Koala boy resides at a strong “Puno”. Ikaw ba naman ang mabigyan ng millions just to tell a lie and cover your fucked-up face, di ka ba papayag? Eto naman mga talunan, obviously, nakiki-sakay sa puno. Palibhasa anlalaki ng pera na nalustay. Mga gunggong talaga.
kuyang,hinay hinay lang
worried ka masyado.
dede, pakiantabayan lang po si Worried Pinoy. Any monument, bumigay ang puso niyan. Maunahan nya pa sa dako pa roon ang mga pers honor dito sa comment section.
Ahihihihihihihi! Che!
ateng etchosera, straight jacket tong hawak ko habang nakabantay.
dede,
sa ospital ka ba nagtatarbaho? nurse?
ospital ng mga baliw?
he he he heeh!
straight jacket kasi hawak mo, eh.
with all due respect to PH, I can’t see why the President apparent’s smoking is such a Big issue. Erap was smoker, are we sure Mrs Arroyo doesn’t smoke? FVR was a smoker too… tanong lang… j3j3j3..
only shows what such bigots are for some of our kababayans.
heck. if you want to stop smoking, then torch all the tobacco fields in the country.
shut down all the tobacco plants as well.
put to jail all the tagatak boys selling tingi tingi yosi sticks to our drivers and passengers at our roads.
kill (?) all of our street vendors selling these tingi-tingi sticks, too.
it was during soon-to-be-ex PGMA’s time when Philip Morris established a regional plant here for the whole of asia.
ex president FVR had photos brandishing him with a cigar.
FVR smokes expensive cigars not the affordable cigarettes. Magkaiba ang dating!ü
tabako po kay ramos,
bataan matamis yung kay noynoy
sa loob yung sindi.
FVR was a former smoker. When he was President, he quits BUT still carry around a cigar. He never lights it, inaamoy nya lang from time to time, cguro as part of his withdrawal from smoking.
Im not sure about Erap, I never seen him smoke IN PUBLIC.
PGMA HATES smoking, even the smell of tobacco and its smoke. Try lighting a cigarette sa isang closed venue kung saan darating sya.. biglang papaligiran ka ng PSG para ipa-put out sayo yung cigarette mo.
Naging big issue kasi yang smoking kasi you have a DOH that has an anti-smoking campaign funded by tax payers money. Paano na lang kaya campaign nila kung yung President mismo eh naninigarilyo?
sa maraming bansa ngayon pag napunta ka sa duty free ang mga pakete ng yosi,kung hindi nabubulok na baga o nangungulubot na mukha ng babae ang naka picture o kung anu anung kadiri ang naka picture.
sa pinas kaya, maganda kayang idea na picture ni noynoy ang nakalagay?dina kelangang ielaborate yung epekto nung yosi sa kanya diba?
(sabay ilag at tago,baka mabato ng mga maka noynoy)
nasa process na ang proposed law na lagyan nga ng kadiring pics ang pack ng cigarettes dito sa atin, tulad ng sa ibang bansa
kung naipropose yang suggestion mo dati na malayo pa ang end of term ni gma, malamang mapapansin pa. pero now na papasok na ang 2nd aquino admin, di na papansin yang suggestion mo
(sabay tago din sa crossfire)
di ko po sure kung big issue yun, pero nasa news sa tv eh so who cares kung big issue or not basta ako natawa sa top 5, pinakagusto ko ung 3rd, 2nd and 1st things to tell nyahahaha
bakit po pala may papa jesus na punchline? ganyan po ba talaga magdasal si noynoy? hehehe
Defeated Davao City mayoral candidate, and outgoing House Speaker Prospero Nograles has filed an electoral protest citing conspiracy on the part of his rival Sara Duterte and local poll officials. Saying he’s not sourgraping, Nograles insists he’s just after the naked truth.
— duh! kahit kelan, nakakahiya talaga tong si nograles. Sore loser. Di talaga matanggap na wala syang naipanalo kahit isang presinto dito sa Davao, kahit pa sa distrito nya! Kung di lang talaga kasalanan sa Diyos ang “mangkulam ng butete”… hmmmmmmmppppppppppppp
Mga hunghang sila!
Huwag silang mamili ng boto upang kung hindi manalo ay walang dahilan para magreklamo. Parepareho lang namang pagpapayaman ang puntirya kaya gustong makarating sa konggreso, sa kapitolyo o sa munisipyo.
Gayundin, bantayan ang mga taga Comollect na siyang naging pasimuno ng katiwalian tuwing eleksiyon. Ginagawa nilang negosyo ang kanila posisyon upang magkamal ng salapi tuwing ikatlong taon. Dapat sa kanila ay tanggalin lahat sa puwesto dahil sila ay mga latak ng kawalanghiyaan ng mga Arroyo.
Sadik, winner yung Comollect mo ah! Claf! Claf! Claf!
Napatawa, napaiyak at ginalit mo ako!
Bwahahahahahuhuhuhuhuhu! CHE!
habibi,
‘yun naman ang dapat na tawag sa kanila, eh. taga commission on elections na mahilig sa tong collection. kaya kapit tuko sila sa puwesto sa pagtatanggol sa babaeng mukhang dagang naninilawa ang ipen na may bangaw sa pisnge!
“babaeng mukhang dagang naninilawa ang ipen na may bangaw sa pisnge!”
juice ko naman kuyang, napaka violent mo naman pala sa personal, ngiiih~
dede,
ganu’n ang tingin ko kay goyang.
puwede ding geckong tadtad ng nunal na parang bune ang katawan!
No. 5: Kapag ‘di ka tumigil sa paninigarilyo, ibubunyag nina Korina Sanchez, Diana Zubiri, Bernadette Sembrano, at Barbara Milano kung bakit sila nakipag-break sa ‘yo!
makiki- tsika lang eh bakit nga ba PH
…..
Don’t be sad jaypee W. next post ni PH ikaw na 1st.
president of the republic smoking in public places..
YIKES!!!
paano endorsed ng Ladlad si Noynoy..eh mahilig tlaga kaming manigarilyo!
ok lang po yan sir irropoi, para madiscourage ung mga bata na baka matulad sa buhok ni noynoy kapag nanigarilyo sila hehehe
medyo na slow ako dun sa “similar if not identical billing statements”. malalim & may continuity ang mga punch line. ang galing!
Aminin na kasing slow ka… obvious naman eh! hehehehehe!
di naman slow dhil may sinabi nman si David sa huli nyang post…”ang galing!” at least may delayed reaction
HaHaHa
eto pinaka cute;
No. 3: Kapag ‘di ka tumigil sa paninigarilyo, magagalit si Papa Jesus!
at eto pinaka nakakata-cute;
No. 2: Kapag ‘di ka tumigil sa paninigarilyo, ibabalik sa ‘yo ni Mar Roxas si Korina Sanchez!
Sabihin mo Ateh, ano ba ang dapat na reaction dito sa comment mo?
Ahihihihihihi! Joke joke joke!
ateng echo, wag ka ng magreact sa comment ko, ngayon nga lang ako nagcomment ng my koneksyon sa topic e baka mausog pa, kazooom!
‘Go Meralco! One big Light!’
Anu yan? Homage sa paninigarilyo ni Noynoy?!
hehe. battlecry ng ateneo di ba? ONE BIG FIGHT.
di kaya si willie lang yung koala boy? naka “indefinite leave” sya nung lumabas si koala boy. sya yun! sya yun!
kaninong bright idea ba yung costume ni koala boy? bakit di nalang Cats? may show naman sila kasama si lea…
si Lito Atienza daw yung Koala boy dhil yung shirt na sinuot ay signature shirt ni Lito A…hawaiian….
eh,kung kulay bahaghari sna yung shirt…pwede pang ituro na ang Koala boy ay si Kuya Germs
Anong bright idea naman yan Ateh? di nga ba ang dilim dilim nung video? Asan ang bright doon?
Wag nang isama si Lea, way out of her league ang mga hinayufuck na mga clowns sa politika sa atin.
Sa true lang Ateh!
chiwee
kung gusto mong huminto sa paninigarilyo, you don’t
have to do all those mentioned, just stop smoking,
period…
mister heckler
may nakalimutan ka, si maricel morales din daw….
at pasok sa banga ang lahat ng, top 5 things to tell noynoy…
and truly mister heckler. your blog is an educational one,
with a wide range of subject matters, clap clap clap…
highly respectable senior60, it is easier said than done po. take it from me.
why i was suggesting the extremes to stop smoking? because it worked for me. back at singapore, when to my horror, a marlboro lights menthol cost 11.60 SGD, and you just can’t puff a stick which has no SDPC marking in it without risking a 500 SGD fine, or throwing a butt anywhere and pay a 200 SGD fine once caught. The strict rules of that island state curbed my habit.
but then vices are vices so are habits are habits. it’s a matter of choice. ika nga, do it at your own risk; to each his own.
a smoking president? so what? i’d rather have him than a stealing one.
If you really think about it, Noynoy is quite cool – a cigarette-smoking, video game playing, gun-loving President. ASTEEEEG!
“chiwee
kung gusto mong huminto sa paninigarilyo, you don’t
have to do all those mentioned, just stop smoking,
period…”
———
ayyy!! suplado nman ng matan….ay may edad!
Honga! Affect-tated ako kasi I do smoke a lot, kaya pwede na rin akong maging president…… President ng PH fans club!
Bwahahahahahaha! Che!
senior 60:
nye….pati si maricel morales???!!! makes me wonder kung anu meron c ab-noy, at me mga fez ang mga nalink sa kanya…..hmmmmmmmmmmm…
Ayoko maniwalang ‘daks’ cya! ooopsss mga makanoynoy dyan bka magalit!
Peace!
Mahirap tlagang alisin ang paninigarilyo…
kaya nga kaming mga BADING…gustuhin pa nmin mamatay kaysa tumigil sa paninigarilyo… di ba Noy?
“No. 5: Kapag ‘di ka tumigil sa paninigarilyo, ibubunyag nina Korina Sanchez, Diana Zubiri, Bernadette Sembrano, at Barbara Milano kung bakit sila nakipag-break sa ‘yo”
Just a thought..Smoking affects end arteries that supply vital organs. And one, as in a straight, strong hard number 1, very “vital organ” is totally dependent on healthy arteries for its very vital function. Or it ceases to look the number 1. Baka ito ang secreto ng mga babae sa #5.
Or maybe the size of the cigarette…Yeah, maybe the size. Or both?
Noynoy is well-advised to stopped the habit. Or shahalani will be gone, too.
request lang timpaul….. baka pwede mo pang dagdagan ang “vital”
parang kulang pa kasi eh….. pramis!
hehe! Ikaw naman sinakyan mu pa. Ooops!
juicemio timpaul!
Para que pa at naging etchosera ang pangalan kez kung wa ko keri mang-okray! Ahihihihihihi!
Pampasaya laang kasi yun ang gusto ni PH, dafat lahat masaya!
Wag seryosohin… yan ang sabi ng mga bituin!
AAYYYY!!! as in tanung ko nga ke senior60 anu meron ang noy at mga ladies nya e me fezlak!!
AYOKO tlga maniwala na ‘daks’ cya!!!
on the one hand, marunong ang Dyos!
Maganda yung idea ni dede na picture ni noynoy ang ilagay kaha ng sigarilyo..bilang babala sa publiko…ay naku marami tlagang hihinto sa paninigarilyo..
i wrote about that sa previous post ko
thanks for the reply and info.. kung may battlecry noon si Flavier na…
“Yosi kadiri”…. ngayon…”Noynoy kadiri!”
PH magandang araw sa iyo mula d2 sa Saudi….
Shukran
Ate Belisima, saan ka dito sa Saudi?
teka, teka.
bakit si @dede naging parang moderator dito. LOL
Bakit ba eh in-appoint siya ni GMA!
Kung di ka payag, magreklamo ka sa Barangay Captain na magpapasumpa kay Noynoy Abnoy!
Hmmmmmp!
ateng atchosera, si GMA ba nagaapoint?
dipa man ako pinapatungan ng kanyang mapagpalang
kamay e meron nakong naka ready na resignation paper,
” i hereby to resign my alledge moderating post to be here in PH blogsite for i cannot attend my duty as im not so intellectual to moderate those smart people involve in commenting here, may i propose chiwee or ateng etchosera to my alledge post instead”
ta tum ta tum ta tum….
in da name of loooove..
before you break my hearrrrrrt!
ako?moderator?uy ha, ala akong kinalaman dyan, di nga ako marunong mag pidal ng bisikleta at hair blower, moderator pa? duh!
Tanggapin mo na Lokah! Masuwerte daw ang ina-appoint ng dwende….. nagiging dwende din, with matching nunal!
Bwahahahaha!
Irequest mo na lang na ang nunal ilagay sa dafat kalagyan….sa dede!
O ha?
dede,
sigurado mong hindi ka marunong gumamit ng moderator, ha?
ano ba ginagamit mo? vibrator?
madami kami dito. ‘yung ginagamit sa halo ng semento.
pahiramin ko kaya si kaloks.
kaloks,
magkasama kami ni dede.
parehong mahilig sumabit kaya team work kaming dalawa.
tama si etchas, este etchosera. dun ka magriklamo kay barangay captain na kapatid ni captain barbel.
shazam!
suggestion lang po, sana imonitor ang lifestyle ng mga commissioning officers ng comelec for a year..
good suggestion!
Hayaan mo, ipararating ko talaga yan kay Kuya Germs… pramis!
Has someone forgot to close the bold tag? Here you go:
@Tkulot, uy wag kang ganyan ha baka isipin nila magkasama nga tayo (kilig)
dede,
alam mo, kahit malungkot dine sa disyerto, hindi ko inisip na maging magkasama tayo sapagkat kahit bagay tayo, sa aking pakiramdam ay magiging katawa tawa sa ibang tao.
ipikit mo ang iyong mga mata. imadyinin mo ang hitsura natin kapag magkasama sa litrato.
tarugong may dede! ‘ampangeeet!
hmpt! ayoko, ayokoooong pumiket!
the decision to stop smoking is always a personal choice.
if you want to have a shot at a long and healthy life vs a slow painful death (sometimes quick- but still painful exit).. the choice will always be a personal one
that is the beauty of being human… the power to carve your own destiny
malalimmmmmm…. may depth, ika nga!
can you repeat the question, please?
highly respectable daw o, me ganuon?
anyway, if meant sincerely, thank you,
if not, kargo de konsensya mo na yan chiwee hahaha
mabuti naman belisima at napigilan mo sarili mo, kasi,
ayaw ko pa talaga matawag ng ganuon, itanong mo pa
kay tomador hahaha ulit
ikaw naman tarugong kulot, noong isang araw ka pa
kakasunod kay dede, kasi lagi mong naalaala si dolly
parton, ang problema lang, may mga sabit na pala kayo
kaya iwasan ang biglang liko…
serious naman…
tungkol sa pag yoyosi ni noynoy, kasi his is not just a plain
and simple smoking but already an addiction, yes, two packs
a day is a lot kaya mahirap na talaga bitiwan, plus the fact
na always stressful na ang kanyang life, mas lalo nyang
kailangan, ang yosi, bow
ikaw naman senior60. pinalaki naman ako ng mga magulang ko sa turo na kelangang galangin ang mga ‘olds’, okay?
–“pasukan na! duguang pila na naman sa UP reg next week” .
senior60,
nakita ko lang kay dede ang larawan ng dapat kong laging kasama. subalit hindi ibig sabihin niyon ay magtatampsiaw na kami sa kahalayan, no?
@Tkulot, diko na nga pinansin, sabi ng nanay ko wag daw pumatol sa matatanda at tumatanda (ng paurong), kasi daw pag tumatanda lahat kumukulobot nyahaha ayokong tumandaaaa uhaaaaa.
(pinako ko na ang edad ko sa __ty five, period)
Pala, TO ALL “USELESS” commenters (useless daw o sa mga walang kaligayahan sa mundo), sa next week na naman ulit ang papremyong 100 pesos text load sa mauna.
Every week lang ako magpa-premyo for the sake of art, dahil baka mamulubi ako at magpa-langoy langoy na lang sa dagat ng basura, haha.
Congratulations again to ZaldS aka TGE Blog Admin. As of 4pm yesterday, he acknowledged receipt of his prize.
noynoy can smoke all he wants,
the point is
not in public
not while in the line waiting to vote
not while in the van campaining.
not in place where there are so many people so close to him!!!
Ayyyy! puro not!
Puro bawal! Puro bawal!
Bakit, ikaw ba ang batas?
haven’t you heard of second-hand smoker!?
or r u one those inconsiderate smokers!?
for mr president apparent noynoy,
sabi mo nga: bayan muna bago sarili.during the campaign, you asked the people to listen and we have given you our vote, this time the people are asking you to quit smoking for health reason.please listen.it a simple task, i know its hard but if there is a will there is a way. there are… bigger tasks ahead, how can we be sure you can handle bigger tasks when something so simple you cant handle.i know you can do it mr. president.
for mr president apparent noynoy,
sabi mo nga: bayan muna bago sarili.during the campaign, you asked the people to listen and we have given you our vote, this time the people are asking you to quit smoking for health reason.please listen.it a simple task, i know its hard but if there is a will there is a way. there are… bigger tasks ahead, how can we be sure you can handle bigger tasks when something so simple you cant handle.i know you can do it mr. president.