IT WAS A RATHER unusual day at the House of Representatives last Wednesday. A ‘koala’ stole the show from the crocodiles.
The House of Representatives was jampacked last Wednesday when the 30-minute video clip of “koala boy” was shown… making it the biggest single-day gathering of losers ever.
Identified only as ‘Robin,’ a ‘whistleblower’ that resembles a koala because of his mask, surfaced earlier this week and exposed the alleged massive election fraud during the May 10 automated elections. Analyzing his statements though, this ‘Robin’ is starting to sound more like the Joker.
A video of poll fraud whistleblower identified only as ‘Robin’ was shown at the House of Representatives last Wednesday. But Comelec officials began to raise doubts on Robin’s credibility when he claimed that cheating operations shaved off several million votes from presidential candidates Gilberto Teodoro, former President Joseph Estrada and evangelist Bro. Eddie Villanueva… in Gotham City.
Some people have suspected that “koala boy” who exposed the alleged poll fraud in the May 10 automated polls could be the infamous whistleblower Ador Mawanay. But suspicions slowly fizzled out when they realized that only a horse-shaped mask would fit on him.
Comelec officials started to doubt the credibility of the masked whistleblower when they tried to extract some personal information from him. Asked about his residence, the whistleblower replied, “eucalyptus tree.”
Locsin Blows Top
Outgoing Makati City Rep. Teodoro Locsin lost his cool during Thursday’s hearing when Smartmatic-TIM representatives couldn’t clearly explain why poll results transmitted by voting machines had different time stamps that did not reflect the actual opening and closing times of the polls. Locsin shouted, “You sons of bitches!” to Smartmatic representatives… who hastily called a press conference after the hearing to categorically deny that Gloria Macapagal-Arroyo was their mother.
2010 Census
Just so you know, the National Statistics Office has been conducting a national census of population and housing since last week. The projected population for 2010 is 94.01 million. But Sen. Mar Roxas refuses to accept the figure and insists that it’s too close to call.
For 2010, the NSO reveals that Philippine population could reach 94.01 million. But the House of Representatives is inclined to conduct a probe after “Koala Boy” surfaced and alleged that some 5 to 6 million was deducted from the 2007 census.
The NSO has been conducting a national census of population and housing since last week. For 2010, the projected population is 94.01 million. The Catholic Church is holding a victory party.
The 2010 national census of population and housing is ongoing. People are being asked about the number of persons in each household… to which Joseph Estrada asked, “Which household?”
Somebody from the National Statistics Office came to our house yesterday. The NSO guy asked for my name, my birthdate, and my educational attainment, and then, to my surprise, inquired if I was on Facebook.
An NSO representative came to our house yesterday. The NSO guy asked for my name, my age, and my educational attainment. And then to my surprise, he offered me grocery items if I would turn my TV on and tune in to GMA 7.
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Briefly Noted
President-apparent Noynoy Aquino is no longer taking his oath before a barangay captain. The Philippine Daily Inquirer’s headline today, Friday: “Aquino to take oath before lone SC dissenter” Of course, that wouldn’t be the headline if the Inquirer wasn’t a Noynoy diehard. Knowing the Inquirer, the story could have been titled: “Noynoy Aquino flip-flops, to take oath before lone SC dissenter.” But then again, it’s Noynoy. And it’s the Inquirer. Balanced News, Fearless Views, anyone?
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Sana ako na nman ang una..
ako nga ang una…. pwede na akong mamatay. ching lang
ay..ganda ng balita..binigyan daw ni noynoy ng tips si pakyaw kung ano ang gawin sa kongreso..
ganun?! ang ibig sabihin ay..magbutas lang ng silya si manny sa kongreso, tumanggap ng pork barrel at mag-alaga ng bata tulad ni noynoy..
echosera ka noy! pero vongga ang oath taking mo, ‘teh sa barang-gay cpt tlaga… ang taray ng lola!
Kelan at saan po ang lamay? Punta lahat ng PH fanatics.
At paalala lang ng mga bituin….. Ako po si Etchosera, at di po ako abnoy! Yun lang! Hmmmmmp!
wag! no! stop!
ching din
pagka swerte-swerte mo talaga… sguro wala kang ginagawa ano?
meron nman..yung nag-aabang kung anong bagong post ni PH…
ako kaya ang no. 1?
sge nga kung 1st?
ako pa rin ang una…
you are nothing but a second rate…ching lang!
Ang shoray ng Ate!
sabit nalang ako sa panty mo ateng para parang first na din ako, pero yoko pang mamatay huh!
dede,
mali. huwag sa panty. dapat sa bra.
I think it’s so unfair for koalas to have “koala boy” part of their families. Koalas are too cute, you know.
cguro hanggang ngayon .. nag-mumura pa rin si Mar…
idol sya ni teddy boy…pagmumura!
teddy boy, koala boy.. whats next? panda man?
Sabi ni Mar…Tangnangyan matatalo yata ‘ko!
first first first?????
pwera usog pwera usog….
usog jan chiwee heheh
nausog nga. hahaha. 11 minutes ahead si belisema sa akin. di ako pwedeng magpa inom
“… the single biggest gathering of losers ever… hahahahahahahahahahahaha!
misery loves company indeed.
this made my day, yo!
Why weren’t you in that gathering?
ey? should i be there in the first place? haha.
wag mong sabihin anak ka ni Senior60!?
start quote: “Locsin shouted, “You sons of bitches!” to Smartmatic representatives… who hastily called a press conference after the hearing to categorically deny that Gloria Macapagal-Arroyo was their mother.” END quote
NYAHAHAHAHA!
or the Smartmatic dude deflates and asks himself, “do i fucking look like that baffoon whose carcass Mareng Winnie ate with gusto a few months back on Unang Hirit?”
Mas guwapo naman sila kesa dun sa carcass na nilapang ni Mareng Winnie! Ha ha ha ha ha1
Lalo na yung hunk na si Cesar Flores
) Haha.
Sabi nga pala ni PCOSmachine via facebook
‘Dear Cussing Congressman:
00100.
Love,
…PCOS machines.’
First ba ko???
First ka dyan! Gumising ka kasi ng maaga para mauna ka.
Juicemio! Kung anik anik kasi ang pinanggagawa sa gabi eh! hihihihihihihi!
avah ateng etchosera, ang bilis ko na nga dito sa post nato, kaso mas mabibilis ang mga kumag magcomment kesa sakin!
MARSUPIAL? Koala bear? Hahahahahahahaha!
Locsin shouted, “You sons of bitches!” to Smartmatic representatives… who hastily called a press conference after the hearing to categorically deny that Gloria Macapagal-Arroyo was their mother.
IT MAKES MY DAY!
First! Woohoo!
in your dreams.
PERSMAYASS!
wohoo ka dyan, nauna pa n ga ako seyo e!
face pa lang ni koala, doubtful na. hehe
oo nga, tingnan mo ‘yung hitsura ng kunyari ilong niya. parang binating namamagang itlog. parang pinagsawaan ni joey salceda.
FIRST!
nausog ka rin po.
mr ph, have you been in baclaran lately?
the sidewalk was very clean and vendor-free.
so clear, the sidewalk looked like you are in a different province.
according to the people around, this is courtesy of mayor bernabe.
he did not win in baclaran area. “sour loser” ba si mayor bernabe? hehe
HE WON RIGHT?
Panalo sa akin yung first 2 paragraphs mo PH.. I found it very funny even though I worked in that institution for 4 years
Mayor Bernabe won..
.. and so, is that the new formula for ridding the streets of vendors, dapat matalo ang manok nila? hmmm.. interesting.
Paano na kaya ang EDSA now that Bayani has lost?
yes, he won. but he didn’t get the votes of baclaran.
i guess the vendors got the mayor’s revenge. now that’s “sour-graping”.
no, he left.
because he did not win in baclaran.
he he he heeh.
sarap mang-asar.
taking revenge on the sidewalk vendors? you said yourself. the streets are clean.. looked like you are in a different province…..
if having clean streets is the price for sour graping, then bring it on. I would rather have that than a winning candidate who makes deals to protect the welfare of a specific group and sacrifice the welfare of the majority because that specific group has bloc voting.
“A ‘koala’ stole the show from the crocodiles.”
— panalo!
nice post PH!
The House of Representatives was jampacked last Wednesday when the 30-minute video clip of “koala boy” was shown… making it the biggest single-day gathering of losers ever..
- What can a koala do when he is swimming in the pool of crocodiles. Not just crocodiles, LOOSER-CROCCODILES! =)
Gaano ba kalaki ang epekto ng errors na sinasabi ni Koala Boy este Teddy Boy Locsin? Can we just all accept the fact na may nanalo na at talo sya? Move on Teddy Boy! You’ll have your chance next election! Tama na election fever for god’s sake! At ang kapanerang kuba na si Jamby, lintek makapalakpak sa likod ni Teddy Boy ah?! Sarap sampalin sa baba! Nyeta na yan. Parang nanonood ako ng Liar Liar Movie. Buset!
I’m more worried about you!
dahan dahan lang magalit, bc mga ambulansya, gamit sa bilangan… ng mga kumita!
“Somebody from the National Statistics Office came to our house yesterday. The NSO guy asked for my name, my birthdate, and my educational attainment, and then, to my surprise, inquired if I was on Facebook.”
—- ayus, kasama na sa info na need nila. 94.01 filipinos, half have facebook. ahahahaha
Hahahahaha! Is this evidence to NSO being biased? Kasi bakit yung Twitter, Friendster, Multiply, etc. hindi sinama? Hahahaha.
tama nga ba na “VCOS machine” ang term ni koala boy sa mga PCOS machine?
Im wondering kung sino ang nasa likod ng pag labas ni koala.. di man lang tinuruan ng konti.
wala akong nakita sa likod ng paglabas ni Koala boy.
check ko ulit mamaya, baka naman sa harap at di sa likod, okey?
tinuruan naman.
palpak nga la’ang.
@ teddy locsin.. tingin mo eh cool ka na nyan sa pag mumura mo? woot!
bitter ka lang daw sabi ng nanay ko kasi talo ang wifey mo sa makati.
Noynoy giving pacquiao tips on being a congressman? Koala bear addressing crocodiles? NSO has a fan page on face book? What was the probability all of this would happen this week? Ahahaha!
another nice post. KB got James Jimenez really mad. dapat confiscate din ang passport ni KB at baka tumakas pabalik ng australia.
Absolute ba ang tubig nila?
Weeeeiiianongayon?
I didn’t realise robins could transform into koalas. But, “I’m sure koalas would be much tastier than robins, anyway”, said the crocs. Love this post! Hihi.
it’s Mawanay no doubt. Check out the eyes. Sya lang trained sa ganyang performance. The guy’s a pro. Kaya nga ganun yung mask para hindi mhalata na mahaba baba…… The bigger question is, who’s the handler this time?
Tanong lang Mr. PH, bakit big deal sa mga readers mo if they are the first ones to comment?
J
As Belisima stated, kung ma-una ka feeling mo pwede ka nang mamatay!
As Belisima stated, kung ma-una ka feeling mo pwede ka nang mamatay!
so madaming readers ng blog ni PH gusto na mamatay? nag-uunahan sila mauna sa comment e.
Paulit ulit ulit ulit ulit! Hmmmmmmp!
bakit ba e type na nga nyang mamatay e bakit ka ba na kontra pa?
kasi ayaw naming pahuli. gets?
hindi dagdag bawas gang ‘yun.
dagdag padding…. ng bra. di ba, dede?
@tarugo, di ako sure, kassi di ako nagba bra e
bakit, ano sinusuot mo?
kondom?
becoz the second is the first losser.. mahirap kaya magconcede na 2nd ka lang…
Oh yaya Jaype, you’re such a losser!
Umamin ka… member ka ng dagdag-bawas gang, no?
la lang. haffy lang kami sa unofficial pa-contest sinong unang makapag comment kasi mey mutual bonding na yata kami rito, kahit magka-salungat man ang aming mga tots.
sige nga, para maging official na ‘to. sa next blog post, padadalhan ko ng 100 pesos load ang unang maka-comment. for the sake of art lang para mabawasan mga barya ko rito
PH knows my email add naman yata as I include it always when I make comments, so please email him na lang your mobile number so he can inform me thru email and I will gleefully send the first prize to anyone of you who makes it.
no kidding.
painom ka na lang chiwee at 24 hours na karaoke
haha! nice one chiwee
wala bang higher bidder dyan, hehe. katuwa talaga mga readers dito, for whatever reason ay excited rin akong maging first, no luck yet. basta this blog makes my day every day. thanks ph! 
bigtime si chiwee… wala kang magtataas ng bid, to… 200 naman?
karaoke 24 hrs na? basta ba wag mo kakantahin yung “my way” at dika aabutin ng 24 hrs my babaril sayo.
one hundred pesos lang?
sus!
may lahing amerkano ka ano, chiwee?
kunyari intsik.
sabi ni koala bear,5 to 6 millions votes ang questionable…
tanong ni pstr eddie villanueva, san napunta ung boto ng 3 million kong member?
tanong ni gibo kay quiboloy,sa napunta ung boto ng 5 million mong member?
tanong ni villar kay velerde,san napunta ung boto ng 6 million mong member?
ang gulo-gulo nila,promise!
Tapos ka na sa mga tanong tanong na yan?
Ahihihihihihihi!
para mauna kayo, time ang posting ni mr ph.
clue?
basta it’s set on :00. dapat abangan nyo.
nice tweet from @pcosmachine:
Dear Cussing Congressman: 00100. Love, PCOS machines.
fyi, 00100 is binary for… middle finger.
koala boy? si willie revillame yan! pustahan tayo.
Gordon pina TRO ang statement ni Koala boy. Hindi kasi sya makapaniwala na hindi binawasan ang boto nya.
TRO lifted na. Inamin din kasi ni koala boy na binawasan din nila ng 50 votes si Gordon.
Gordon, masaya na.
Opo.
last ba ako?
malapit na… malapit ka na sa hulihan!
muntik na tim.
“Knowing the Inquirer, the story could have been titled: “Noynoy Aquino flip-flops, to take oath before lone SC dissenter.” But then again, it’s Noynoy. And it’s the Inquirer. Balanced News, Fearless Views, anyone?”
- PA-NA-LO!!! hahaha! susme talaga ang inquirer. i wanna know if they’ll keep on loving noynoy all throughout his 6 years in office, pati na ang abscbn, now that would be good for the incoming administration, noh?
chiwee
naman, binigyan mo pa ng additional workload si
mister heckler…
pero itong si teddy boy, since, feeling na yan talaga,
feeling hambug, hindi umubra sa kanya ang katisoyan
ng dalawang taga smartmatic na na tongue-tied…
hehehe parang medyo sigurado na ako sa naiisip ko sir senior60 ^^
So it’s the battle of the “bears”: a teddy vs. a koala.
Koala boy, anong religious group ka at tinalo pa sina Pastor Quilloboy, Mike Velarde, INC, at ibang mga religious groups sa pagbigay ng mga boto? The word in the street is that you will also be able to get the votes for those vying for the house speakership and senate presidency. nag prepare pa daw ito for the upcoming barangay elections.
e ano ng manyayari kay MAR ngayon?
Plan B nga daw… ‘B’untisin ang misis nyang brodkaster!
full time husband na ulit sya ni Korina.
dede,
and question: ti&$gasan ba c mar-imar ke ate koring? kc pareho na cla menopause!
bakit ba ‘yung paggawa ng bata ang pinag-iinitan n’yo kina kuya mar at ate kuring?
hindi pa naman menopos si ate kuring. malapit pa lang.
@sam, yan ang malaking tanong.
@tarugo, my umaasa pabang magkakaanak sila?ampon nalang sila ng poodle.
bakit ba kasi pinipigilan ninyong magkaanak ‘yung dalawa, e sa gusto nila?
kontrabida naman kayo, oo.
ano gusto ninyong gawin nila sa gabi, mag-kiki-litian?
lupit n’yo.
di po kami manghuhula. hmmmmp!
ateng, obyus na naghihintay kang mauna sa bagong post, gusto na ring mamatay? pag nauna ka sabit ako ha!
Koala Boy reminds me of Perry the Platypus…
una kaya ako?? bakit mas marami pang boto si Lito Lapid kesa kay Gibo? dina mas maraming naglaban labang senador? sa presidentila 8 lang diba? hmmm..la lang..
nagtaka naman ako kay noynoy, bakit kaya inoferan nya si
retired chief justice puno na magiging kanyang doj secretary,
si puno na syang nagpatibay para maging new sc chief justice
si corona, na hindi daw nya kikilalanin, another flip-flop on his
part?
nakatikim tuloy sya ng tanggi, akala siguro ni noynoy na lahat
magkukumahog na mapasama sa kanyang cabinete, good move
mr. puno, i salute you for that….
sir senior60, kampanya pa lang po puro flip-flops na si noynoy, sana po masanay na tayo…
Paano yan, prof, si Ms Pedrosa ng STAR believe sa koala? Pabayaan na lang ba natin sya? Can she just get away with it “unheckled”?
i do not even read her. waste of time.
PH sya ba yung Pedrosa na dating anchor ng CNN? i remember napanood ko sya may ini-interview at hindi sya maintindihan doon sa tanong nya… nakakahiya kamo sya! simula noon hindi ko na sya nakita.
not veronica. the mother, carmen.
d’yan pa lang heckled na si pedrosa.
sino ba s’ya?
yah, agree with PH. ish a waste of time reading her. besides, her previous columns against Noynoy had all the shades of almost-fairy tale like. She and koala bear are no diff from each other. Mga fans ni Hans Christian Andersen.
Another good one PH.
Nakakahiya na ang mga congressmen natin. Pati 12 anyos kong anak napatanong sa akin ba’t ang bobo daw nila.
For example, sabi ni Locsin na ang koala bear daw ay galing sa New Zealand. Ozzie po ang koala.
Tapos nakinig sila sa sinasabi ni koala di man lang ginawa ang math. Sa show ni Ted Failon sa ABS, ginawa niya ang math ayon sa sinasabi ni koala. Lumalabas na ang totoong boto na nakuha ni Noynoy ay negative 900,000 something.
PH wag mong ihahambing ang mga congressman sa mga crocodile. Nakakainsulto sa mga buwaya!
di nga? di nga? Nagtanong talaga sayo ang anak mo?
If yes, why not?
dito sa Mindoro I heard that tama lang yung mga nanalo…everyone i talked with are happy with the voters’ choice…or the results kaya kung may mag-protesta ay baka masabihan na “sore loser.”
Tanong ko lang…bakit puro whole numbers ang shaving off…kung ako ang mag-she-shave off gagawin kong 5 million and 300 thousand and 2 thousand fifty-four votes for Noynoy chaved off Gibo for instance…wala lang
. You mean magka-konchaba ang SWS, Pulse Asia kay Koala Boy?
Locsin shouted, “You sons of bitches!” to Smartmatic representatives… who hastily called a press conference after the hearing to categorically deny that Gloria Macapagal-Arroyo was their mother.
Aha ha ha
panalo.. Wala kang kupas PH, sulit talaga magbasa ng post mo entertaining, educational at pampatanggal ng stress…
dede,
tumpak. ampon nalang c mar-imar at c ate kuring ng poodle. kamukha ng poodle si ate kuring, ang magsusuklay at magaayos ke poodle e c ate mar!