FATE

16 05 2010

IT’S BEEN A WEEK since the country held its first ever automated elections. At press time, Noynoy Aquino and Jejomar Binay are leading the PPCRV and the Comelec tally. This is understandable though since both candidates were supported by the INC. Aquino, by the Iglesia ni Cristo, and Binay, by the Iglesia ng Cojuangco.

With both Jejomar Binay and Mar Roxas claiming victory, the race for vice president is far from over. Analysts believe we wouldn’t be in this situation if the Liberal Party didn’t field two VP candidates.

Noynoy’s candidacy according to Inquirer columnist Conrado de Quiros is destiny. He is fated to win. The same is true for Jejomar Binay and Mar Roxas. Binay is destined to be this nation’s vice president; Roxas is destined to be Korina’s husband.

While many people would agree that Noynoy Aquino has secured the presidency, the battle for vice president remains tight. The only thing tighter is Korina Sanchez’ face.

Noynoy’s Oath Taking
Insisting that he’ll never recognize a Chief Justice appointed by President Arroyo, Noynoy Aquino says he’d rather take his oath before a barangay captain. Malacañang says it respects Aquino’s decision and adds that he can swear before anyone, anywhere. In fact, Mar Roxas has successfully done that. He swore before rallyists in Ayala.


Joint Press Con
Did you hear the news? Noynoy Aquino and Mar Roxas held a joint press conference during a wake at a funeral parlor in Tarlac City last Friday. The Liberal Party was quick to clarify though that the wake was for a slain LP supporter, and not for Roxas’ political career.

Top 5 Things Overheard at the Liberal Party Headquarters

No. 5: “Sabi ko na sa inyo eh. Hindi dapat pagtiwalaan ang hilatsa ng pagmumukha ng Peping Cojuangco na ‘yan.”

No. 4: “Hindi ka kasi nakinig! ‘Di mo dapat isinama si Korina sa concert ng Tears for Fears.”

No. 3: “Wala ka nang choice. ‘Tapos na eh. So Plan “B” ka na lang. “B”untisin mo na lang ‘yung misis mong broadcaster.”

No. 2: “Akala ko ba, atin ang ABS-CBN? Bakit sa exit polls nila, lamang si Binay?”

And the No. 1 thing overheard at Liberal Party headquarters…

“Usapang lalaki ‘Noy. Magsabi ka lang ng totoo, hindi sasama ang loob ko. Si Binay ba talaga ang ibinoto ni Kris?”

Jamby MADrigal
Sen. Jamby Madrigal is furious. She couldn’t understand why she got fewer votes than disqualified presidential candidate Vetellano Acosta. Sought for comment though, Acosta was even more furious. He couldn’t understand why a lot of people now call him ‘Teacher Neric.’

Goodbye Kris?
Remember Kris Aquino’s promise that she would leave the country with her kids if Noynoy would win and she would cause stress for him? Well, after Noynoy posted a huge lead in the election tally, a Facebook group called “Kris Aquino’s Despedida” emerged, and has since been asking Kris to live up to her promise. Guess who was its first member? James Yap.

“Kris Aquino’s Despedida,” a Facebook group whose members are asking Kris to fulfill her promise of leaving the country if Noynoy won as president has become immensely popular. To give you an idea how popular it has become… according to the latest count, it now has more supporters than Nicanor Perlas, JC De Los Reyes and Jamby Madrigal.

Imelda on Marcos
Congresswoman-elect Imelda Marcos says she is abandoning plans to bury her husband at the Libingan ng mga Bayani. The former First Lady realized the usefulness of her husband’s body when Ilocos Norte experienced rotating brownouts last month. You know, candles.

http://photos-e.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash1/hs441.ash1/24326_107426049294043_107392702630711_64332_7398297_s.jpg Priest Defeated
Among Ed Panlilio lost his re-election bid for the gubernatorial post in Pampanga. He has since returned to priesthood. In fact, he celebrated his first mass today, May 16. His homily was about the parable of the prodigal son.

Congressman Pacman
Boxing champion Manny Pacquiao is now a member of the House of Representatives. An athlete, an action star, and a politician who cannot speak straight English: Sarangani is the new California.

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“It makes no difference who you vote for – the two parties are really one party representing four percent of the people.”
~ Gore Vidal

Briefly Noted
The election victory of both Manny Pacquiao and Imelda Marcos was mentioned on CNN. One who became famous for his footwork, and another who became infamous for her footwear.

Survey Says
Should Associate Justice Renato Corona decline his appointment as Chief Justice?
YES, Kung may delicadeza siya. 68.5%
NO. Tama ang proseso. 24.6%
Hindi ko alam ang isyu 6.9%

We have a new survey. Please vote now.

Elsewhere
Philippine Star’s Chair Wrecker wrote ‘Mar was a victim’

Newsbreak: Peping camp campaign for ‘Noy-Bi’

Another from Newsbreak: GMA abandons Gibo in Pampanga

Have a great week ahead!

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103 responses

16 05 2010
Belisema

ako ba ang una?

noy2 wag kang patulog2..nasa likod mo si Binay..bka ndi ka na magising..ska wag mong italaga si binay sa DILG….alam mo nman..laging may ahas sa paraiso…

16 05 2010
john

oo… ikaw na nga ang UNA, pagka swerte-swerte mo! ako naman ang 1.5! :)

16 05 2010
Belisema

Mabuti na lang ndi ako natulog, or else…ndi ako maka-una. Totoo ba na ang binoto ni kris ay si Binay…oh my gulay…Korina wake up!!

16 05 2010
sam

anu ver? 3rd ba ako? kagabu pa ako abang ng bagong post….hehe.

regarding yun new survey, PH, sana me pang apat na choice. Dapat nga din ba sisihin si Korina? haha

16 05 2010
john

sorry ang count should be 1.1… hehehe!

PH i like the Plan B… B’untisin mo nalang yung misis mong brodcaster! :)

16 05 2010
sam

bwehehe. choice ba yun buntisin nalang nya yung misis nyang brodcaster? how old is lola korina/ 46 or 47…..sorry the ship has sailed! :-))))))))

16 05 2010
Pongster

Instead of DILG, Noynoy should instead consider Binay for either:

DFA – since he is capable of handling affairs OR
DND – since he’s not called rambotito for nothing

16 05 2010
Belisema

wag dyan…ilagay mo na lang si Binay sa Beautification Project, or Muslim Affairs…ndi yan pwede sa DND..una pa nga nagtatago yan during Mla Pen Siege…ndi rin pwede sa DFA dhil WA FACE value..

18 05 2010
Scorpion13

The truth about B is he is not going to assume the 50 to 80 % of the work that will be assigned by N2 but will surely assume the 100% responsibility of becoming the president.
For B to become the president is more noble than functioning as the vp but working as a president.

Lets wait it is still early to say something but I believed that being number one is the best than number 2.

16 05 2010
sheila

aw akala ko ako una! sabi ko nga bah dapat ngcomment ako bago ngbasa! hehe

16 05 2010
dede

teka,teka muna mukhang napapagiwanan ako ah?
anu bang premyo ng una sa comment?
libreng ticket ng tears for fears part2 o libreng ticket sa
despidida party ni kris?mas maganda siguro kung libreng ticket sa baby shower ni korina.

18 05 2010
checkmate

ok lang po yan sir/maam dede, at least di tulad sa ibang blog na puro 1st blood ung unang comment, nakakasawa basahin hehehe

16 05 2010
brianitus

Um, pag intro kay pacman sa sunod na laban, “Fighting congressman from Sarangani” na ba?

Wala bang balita kung tatakbo rin si Mayweather sa US Congress?

@Belisema: Longtime allies naman sila Binay and mga Cojuangco. Ingat ingat na lang si Noy sa madidilim na lugar.

16 05 2010
Belisema

ay gusto ni Noynoy yang madilim na lugar…. :D pero wag magtiwala si Noynoy..si erap nga sinaksak sa likod..pag dating “power” wag magtiwala sa iba… :) .. si noynoy pa na parang gullible at bka busy yan sa pag-alaga ng mga pamangkin…

16 05 2010
Anonymous

panglawa! ha-ha! thank you for keping my week sane!

16 05 2010
thepiaya

saranggani is the new california! LOL!

18 05 2010
Anonymous

LOL… na utot ako dito!

16 05 2010
eufems

UY, baka nalimutan mo kuya PH, laki rin ng tulong ng isa pang INC… Iglesia ni Chiz :))

Uy si Binay pwede sa MMDA… para lahat ng bagay sa Metro, LIBRE!

16 05 2010
tarugong kulotMPR

The Filipino electorate hasn’t grown wise yet!

That happened when Lito Lapid was elected to the Senate.

And now, they let Pacquiao won to the Congress.

And worst, the people of Pampanga’s second district elected as their representathieve a shitting president!

16 05 2010
rainier gonzalo

from a Cebu tabloid:

as a boxer, Pacman is “Pambansang kama-o”
as a congressman, Pacman is “Pambansang dikama-o” (di marunong)

17 05 2010
Belisema

paghilum sila kay mismong university of visayas ang nag-hatad ug doctor of humanities, honoris causa kay pakman… daghan bitaw dya mga “matalino” og gradwit sa mga dagko nga unibersidad pero wa may nahimo…pobre gihapon ang pinas… mamatay na lang sila dili nila maabot ang naabot ni pakman…

16 05 2010
Anonymous

kaw naman, si noynoy nga na elect eh, si lito lapid pa kaya. lol.

17 05 2010
Wilhelmina

as if naman noynoy did not graduate from a reputable school. Ano pa ba ang gusto nyong gawin nya? Let him enumerate his accomplishments so that all of us may know? Tayo ba have we asked ourselves what have we accomplished to keep this country out of pit? Cast not the first stone doesn’t only apply to the woman in the bible. God bless us all.

18 05 2010
checkmate

nyahahaha sakit naman sir ^^

16 05 2010
kristetaklesa

I doubt it if Kris will fulfill her promise of leaving the country if Noy2 becomes president…Echoserang palaka yan!

16 05 2010
dede

wag naman sanang pansinin ni kris yung mga nasa pissbuk,
boring na pag wala na si kris sa pinas syowbiz,atleast maraming kumikita pag nandyan sya,isa na mga tabloids.

17 05 2010
Wilhelmina

and she is one of the highest taxpayers sa pinas kaya let her stay mas makulay ang bansa natin lol

18 05 2010
Anonymous

she won’t! sinabi na nya sa the buzz na ang sabi nman daw nya ay she will leave the country if nakakasira sya kay noy, eh hindi nman daw. kaya the bitch stays! %&%^$)__)_*%$## yan!

16 05 2010
JR Lopez Gonzales

Hello PH. Wala pa ring katulad.

I would like to correct lang on the spelling.
It’s “Sarangani”. Single lang ang “g”. :-D

16 05 2010
professionalheckler

ey thanks. :-)

17 05 2010
yeontura

But it’s pronounced as “Saranggani”. Sa atin dapat iba ang tunog ng “ng” sa “ngg”.

18 05 2010
etchosera

may problema po ba?

how you pronounce it doesn’t matter…….just ask Aling Dionisia.

16 05 2010
timpaul

mas babantayan noynoy si shalani pag manalo si binay. Pati na rin si kris.

16 05 2010
buboy

Tumfuck ka diyan! Dapat ngang bantayan ni Noynoy ang kafatid nya at baka pati si Binay eh di palagpasin ng Kristetang yan!

Si Kris pa?

18 05 2010
Anonymous

Hindi kaya dapat bantayan din ni Binay si NoyNoy?! wahaha!

17 05 2010
checkmate

nyahahaha aside sa mga jokes ni sir ph, kulet din ng mga comments ^^

16 05 2010
etchosera

Juicemio per donde esta Santa Klaus Kinski! Wala na ba talagang kahihiyan o delicadeza man lang yang si Jamby Madrigal? Kung ano ano na lang na kaek ekan ang pinagdidiskitahan? Senadora ba talaga yan dyan sa Pinas?

At least I can now appreciate having Miriam Defensor Santiago in the Senate, kesa naman dyan sa Jamby na yan. Susmaryolopez, quezon! Hmmmmp!

18 05 2010
Anonymous

at nagbabantay sya sa mga PCOS machine, di bale na daw makulong basta walang dayaan nangyari sa election, she really feels na mananalo sya dapat! kasama nya si Perlas at sino pa ba yung isang echoserong yun!

16 05 2010
ezql

haha.. paqiuao vs Schwarzenegger :)

16 05 2010
one time comment

si kris po ang nagsabi nun na aalis po sya ng bansa pag nanalo kapatid nya di po ba? wala naman po sigurong namilit na sabihin nya iyon. pero ngayon po ay iba na ang ihip ng hangin, lumalabas pa po na wala naman daw kasalanan si kris at bakit kailangan i-”exile”. yan po mismo sabi ni noynoy…

sa maliit na bagay po nag uumpisa yan. kung may delikadesa ka, wag ka magbibitiw ng salita na di mo rin kayang panindigan sa huli. dahil kung sa maliit ng bagay, di ka na tumutupad, ano pa kaya mangyayari sa mga malaking bagay na alam naman nating mahirap gawin?

papaano na po ang hacienda luisita? may limang taon pa po maghihintay ang mga manggagawa dun kung tototohanin nga ni noynoy mga sinabi nya.

papaano na ang mga nagnakaw at nagksala sa bansa? magiging “unfair” ba sa kanila kung ipagdiinan ng taung-bayan na sila ay litisin?

papaano na ang pangakong “hindi magnanakaw?” ah kung ngayon pa lang pong hindi pa nakaupo si noynoy, nag-aaway na ang kampo nya kung paano makakakuha ng malaking parte ng gobyerno?

sa tingin ko lang naman po, pangangalagaan lang ni noynoy ang inters ng mag-anak nila eh (naririnig na naman natin ang mga kataganf “Kamag-anak Inc.” di po ba?) ito po ay pinatunayan na po nila kay senador mar roxas… (isipin nyo na lang po, kung nadala si noynoy ng INC at ganun kalayo ang boto niya sa mga kalaban, bakit po hindi ganun din and kay mar roxas at “neck and neck” pa po sila ni binay? (ayaw ko pong isipin na hindi sumusunod sa pahayag ng pamunuan ng INC ang kanilang mga miyembero kaya nagtataka lang po ako rito.)

one time comment lang po. at para sa lahat po, hindi po ako nakaboto sa rodriguez rizal dahil nawawala po ang pangalan ko sa listahan… at pansinin po nyo sa mga nakaraang blog dito kay mr. ph na sa rodriguez rizal, shut out po ang ibang kandidato, maliban kay noynoy…

yun lang po. tapos na po ang eleksyon, pero hindi pa po tayo tapos mag-isip para sa sarili… at sa bayan na rin =)

17 05 2010
religiousboy

Wala. Marami talagang mahina sa reading comprehension. Ano kaya ang grade niyo nung nag-aaral pa kayo? Ito po ang statement ni Kris: Aalis po siya ng bansa if Noynoy wins and SHE WILL CAUSE STRESS for him. Bakeet? May nagawa na ba siyang stress kay Noynoy since he won? Di pa nga siya napro-proclaim. Pero sorry po, di po siya aalis kahit natalo pa ang kandidato niyo! Kaya kayong mga Cristy Fermin, Lolit Solis, Ropa Gutirreiz, at iba pa diyang MAHINA talaga ang reading comprehension, at nakikisakay sa mga tweet-tweet at fezbuk na MALI na nga in the first place ang PREMISE — inom po kaya kayo ng bitamina para gumana ng konti mga utak niyo, para next time di kayo magbasa or mag-interpret ng OUT OF CONTEXT. Don’t be soooooo unfair, okay?

18 05 2010
etchosera

Religiousboy ka nga ba? Bakit parang religiousgurl ang arrive? Wahehehehe!

In furnace Ate, di halatang relihiyoso ka sa mga pinagsasasabi mo! Hmmmmp!

17 05 2010
dede

@onetime, kaw naman atat, di sinabi ni kris kung mananalo si noynoy, ang sabi kung malkakagulo o makakasira, di pa naman nauupo si noynoy,intayin muna nating magbutas ng bangko,at pag nakunsumi yun kay kris dina kelangan paalisin si kris,malamang si noynoy ang umalis sa kunsumisyon.

18 05 2010
me_tama

okdoki..sunda kita
sabi ni meriam.. luundag sya sa eroplano..pabaril sa luneta
si erap.. ni kusing wala ankong ninakaw,
si villar, wala akongkasalanan
si Q.. ang sunod na presidente si gibo.
mga senador..maraming pangako…me pako
mga presidentiable.. panagako na dapat nagampanan na nila nang silay denador..inantay pang gawing kung manalong presidente…di ba lahat na project ng gobyerno me batas..sino ang gagawa ng batas.. preseidente ba

si Gordon, Jamby, Perlas..mananalo ako..ok pa si acosta…slight lang ang yaban…mataas pa ang rating ke jamby.

si gma.. di ako tatakbo.. sa presidente.. sa congress..sa speakership..in fairness
si enrile..isa pa yon
di na daw tatakbo sa pagka SP./.. eh. magambisyun ba yaan..nasa minority naman..walang numbers

lahat yan.. I LIEDDDDD..kung se meriam pa sabay hagikhik
o sama kayo..
sakayna lang sa kasinungalingan nila.. para happy
puso nyo..naku po

17 05 2010
checkmate

nyahaha kulet ni jamby, habang pinapanood ko nga sa tv naiimagine ko na kung ano reaction nya sa mga lugar na 0 votes sya hehehe ^^

hehe wawa naman si manong ed, napagkaisahan, bukod sa di nya tinanggap ung 500k dati, ibinulgar nya pa sa media, hirap siguro kumilos ung ibang galamay ng reyna kaya tinuluyan na, ang bishop diagonal lang, ang reyna pwede rin sa straight line ^^

ngayong nasa congress na ang reyna, ano kaya ang gagawin nyang strategy? slowly but surely? at ano kaya ang gagawin nya sakaling naudlot ang plano nya? passive ba uli or active naman just for a change? ^^

17 05 2010
senior60

ako naman ay naniniwala na katulad ni kris at siguro ng

iba pang kapatid, deep in his heart, si binay din ang gusto

ni noynoy dahil si binay naman talaga ang close/tight kay

cory, yang pagkakampi ni noynoy kay mar, plastic lang yan

dahil malaki utang na loob nya when mar gave way to his

candidacy….

17 05 2010
Canadian Citizen

This early, madami ng bloopers si Noynoy.

Blooper No. 1: Noynoy has painted himself in a corner over this CJ issue. With no less than CJ Puno and Dean Leonen of UP Law calling on him to take his oath before CJ Corona, what will Noynoy now do? Insist on taking his oath before a barangay captain who needs a new barong?

Blooper No. 2: Actually demanding that TV stations pull out Noy-Bi ads. Is this a sign of the clamp he will put on the press during his term? This act is prior restraint of the highest order.

Blooper No. 3: Telling sister Kris not to honor her promise to leave Pinas if he wins. Well, promises are made to be broken. What else will be broken?

Blooper No. 4: Letting uncle P choose his cabinet. Major blooper!

Blooper No. 5: Wearing loose fitting pants. We might actually see the Presidential Bu.tt very soon at the rate he’s going. Eowchhh!

18 05 2010
TOMADOR

Your blooper.

1. That is the prerogative of the president elect, it is just a mere tradition for a president elect to be sworn in by the chief justice. No doubt your a “Canadian Citizen”, you are ignorant of the laws of the Philippines.

2. Anyone can demand to have ads taken out of TV’s, it just depends if the TV networks will honor them ;) The last time I checked, its a free country.

3. Again, reading, comprehending and understanding is key to this particular subject (well amongst everything else). Everyone has already mentioned the context, so try comprehending.

4. Picking on someone else’s outfit is obviously sign of hatred. Natalo ba manok mo? LOL Let Go! Move On!

18 05 2010
religiousboy

Kaw naman canadian, cana-ka ng cana-dian lahat naman ng bloopers mo, bloopers talaga. As in lipas na. Madami ng nangyari, as in past tense na talaga. May mga bago ng developments at di na po current yang mga bali-balitang pinaglilista mo. In short, panis.! Basa ka ng dyaryo sa on line or makinig sa radio or TV para malaman mo ang latest. Well, baka naman siguro kasi andiyan ka na sa canada kaya out of touch ka na sa mga tsismis dito sa pinas. Har-har-har…..

19 05 2010
Canadian Citizen

TOMADOR:

1. No doubt it is the President’s prerogative to choose who will administer his oath of office. My point was Noynoy prematurely ejaculated (or said :p ) that he will not recognize Corona as CJ. Now that Corona is the CJ, what will Noynoy do? Nadala nga lang ba siya ng bugso ng damdamin niya? Abangan!

2. To tell the world that “itutuloy mo ang laban” (presumably the crusade for democracy which his Mom previously worked on) and at the same time demanding the pull-out of ads of another person (not his or his party’s) is inconsistent and even hypocritical. It’s like saying

3. Kris is leaving… showbiz talk shows. That’s a good first step. Next please!

4. No comment about Peping? :p

5. A president has to have a certain bearing and image to uphold. If you don’t agree, well no problem.

RELIGIOUS BOY:

eOhWZ ma bHOOY!!! kiTaKitZ za MolZ!!! Jejeje

17 05 2010
irropoi

i like kris as “pambansang pastime”
=”pambansang pampalipas-oras”
=”pambansang palipasan”
=”pambansang pagpapalipasan”
=”pambansang pinagpapalipasan”
=”pambansang pinagpalipasan”
….dahil sa makulay nyang life!
k u talaga,kung anu-anong iniisip nyo!

17 05 2010
etchosera

Bwahahahahaha!

Ayyy! Sori po, di ko po talaga alam kung bakit ako tumawa.

18 05 2010
checkmate

nyahahaha kati naman nyan sir ^^

17 05 2010
yiN

A-Nay ang tawag ngayon sa aquino binay tandem, lol.

18 05 2010
checkmate

nyahahaha ni hindi sumagi sa isip ko yan ah, nice one ^^

17 05 2010
john

notice ko lang na pag meron bagong input si PH lahat eh nagmo-move on sa bagong subject… sana ganun din ang iba dito, tut lang. :)

good day sa lahat!

17 05 2010
john osmena

The Aquino naysayers will move on once the Aquino supporters stop gloating. ;) Tut lang! Good day sa lahat!

17 05 2010
zhx

. . . kung hindi siguro namatay si cory, hindi mananalo si noynoy. o kaya naman, kung hindi namatay si cory, baka si mar roxas ang pres candidate at si noynoy ay etchepuera lang.

18 05 2010
etchosera

Bwahahahahaha! Ay mali!

Erase erase!

Dapat pala ho-hummmmmm! Naalala ko….inaantok nga pala ako eh.

17 05 2010
Zalds

present..

yun lang muna po at busy lang ako sa comparative analysis ng election results

17 05 2010
timpaul

present also. nag eenjoy lang.

17 05 2010
reviewer22

another great post.

Pero bali-balita ay si Villar pa rin ang magiging presidente…sa senado nga lang. Miriam believes Villar will have 12 senators voting for him. Not because they are loyal supporters of Villar but because they are still experiencing LSS from the campaign. :)

17 05 2010
phreddox

andaming bitter! hahaha!

tapos na eleksyon oy!

18 05 2010
chiwee

:-)

as in “BITTER Luck Next Time”?

18 05 2010
phreddox

yep chiwee.

sabi nga ng makabagbag damdaming kanta.

you bitter not shout. you bitter not cry. you bitter not pout, i’m telling you why.

17 05 2010
river hawk

magtatanong lang po ako ulit..dipo ba days before the election nagtray sila ng flash cards tapos hindi gumana, and immediately nag order sila sa hongko at taiwan yata,tapos pinogram nila ang bagong flash cards at dinistribute sa buong pilipinas hanggang sa pinaka remotest place na sakop ng bansa natin..may question po is possible po ba na kaya ganun kabilis na program at nadistribute mga flasn cards from taiwan at hongkong e matagal ng andito sa atin? wala po akong malicious intent nagtatanong lang po kung bakit in short notice e ganun kabilis?posible po ba yun?

18 05 2010
john

sa comelec mo kaya itanong? :)

17 05 2010
rhozza

nice post. Been reading your posts eversince i dont know when. Thank you for making me laugh during the times i wasn’t even allowed to laugh. Hehehe.

18 05 2010
watcher

nakakahiya naman presidente susumpa sa brgy captain.
agree kaya si kris ? naku sigurado hindi nya gusto yun kasi walang glamour at hindi bagay ang dress to kill nya kung sa barangay hall lang gagawin ang oath taking. mabuti nang sumumpa si noynoy aquino ke boy abunda sa the buzz or abscbn studio diba para nationwide telecast plus TFC pa. kahit kanino naman yata pwede sumumpa kahit sa magpipish-bol.

18 05 2010
chiwee

your logic reminds me of the el circique dinner ni soon-to-be ExPGMA noon.

sabi ng tagapagsalaita nya, alangan namang kakain lang sa isang hotdog stand si soon-to-be-ExPGMA yeheey-sa-wakas, e head of state sya.

Kaya ayun, di bale ng gumastos ng almost 1M pesos which is equivalent to 20 bahay kalinga houses, an amount that can feed 2,500 families in one day….

18 05 2010
religiousboy

Watcher, bakit mo naman ikahihiya kung sa isang barangay captain sumumpa si Noy? Siya nga na magpipresidente na di niya minamata ang isang barangay captain, ikaw pa? Authorized din pong magpasumpa ang bgy capt di lang ng presidente para sa iyong kaalaman! At pano mo naman nalaman na di type ni Kris sa barangay hall lang manumpa ang kapatid niya kasi di bagay dun ang damit niya……..Bakeet? close ba kayo?

18 05 2010
etchosera

Ayyy! Ang shoray shoray talaga ni religiousgurl! As in!

19 05 2010
watcher

Excited na ang akong mapanuod ang sumpa nya sa barangay captain eh!

19 05 2010
watcher

at saka, close kami ni Kris kung yun ang gusto mong malaman!

18 05 2010
john

watcher kung iisipin mo ang Barangay ay malaki din ang ginagampanan sa komunidad, eto ay pag mayroong problema sa Barangay muna bago pa ito mapunta sa Korte o hanggang sa Korte Suprema… kaya wag mong ismulin ang Barangay ha,,, ump! :)

19 05 2010
watcher

oo nga nga, kaya nga super mega excited na akong makita ang oath taking with kapitan! sana kayo din!

18 05 2010
senior60

phreddox

eleksyon lang ang tapos na but the banatan in the
form of heckling will go on and on and on….

john or kahit sino please…
ano ba meaning ng tut?

para naman sa akin, siguro mga 90 % ng mga sinabi,
nasabi at sasabihin pa ni noynoy ay, ano lang siya,
tagapagsalita lang siya ng lp, including in his 10%
original statement ay ang tungkol sa, bakit naman daw
aalis si kris na wala naman itong kasalanan…
,

18 05 2010
john

senior60… sa comelec mo din kaya itanong. :)

18 05 2010
john

joke lang senior60… tut = thought. :)

18 05 2010
phreddox

senior60 ser, if you will notice i’m just heckling/katyawing din :p

i enjoy your comments po – you make sense often, di tulad ng iba dyan. product of wisdom gained after aeons of existence? keep it up.

18 05 2010
Bulakeno

If only Senator NINOY AQUINO is still alive, wala sanang President Noynoy, Binay-Roxas issue, Talakitak Kris at Bongbong Marcos sa Senate. I dont expect any change in Philippine government, most especially to all of us Pilipinos who’s swimming in the pool of exercising exaggerated democracy.

18 05 2010
john

senador na din si Kris? bulakeno ka pero sure akong wala ka sa bayan mo, di ko alam kung tulog ka o nagtutulog-tulugan… dilat mo kaya mga mata mo muna. :)

18 05 2010
dede

psssst @bulakenio, bigyan mo naman ng kahihiyan ang ating mga kanayon,langya e bulakenia din ako baka naman sabihin bopol ang mga taga bulakan,bawiin mo sinabi mong senadora si kris, nyahahaha!

18 05 2010
checkmate

sir john at maam dede, baka po ang ibig sabihin ni sir bulakeno eh talakitak kris at bongbong marcos sa senado na magkahiwalay, inihiwalay po ung kris at bongbong sa pamamagitan ng paglalagay ng “AT” sa gitna, yun po pagkakaintindi ko sa sinabi ni sir bulakeno sensya na hehehe ^^

18 05 2010
john

ah ok, thanks checkmate… sorry bulakeno! :)

18 05 2010
Bulakeno

Salamat checkmate. Yan nga po ang ibig kong sabihin.

18 05 2010
Frank Y. Anoyan

Kung pwedeng manumpa si Noynoy sa isang barangay captain na elected lang sa kanyang, hindi hamak na mas OK kung sa isang elected councilor siya manumpa na elected ng buong bayan.

Ang ibig kong sabihin, kay Shalani Soledad siya manumpa na isang Councilor sa Valenzuela City. Mapapalagay pa sila sa Guinness Book of Records. The first elected president to take an oath of office before his girlfriend.

18 05 2010
john

at manumpa on his knees? :)

18 05 2010
eufems

Akala ko manunumpa… sa dambana :))

18 05 2010
reviewer22

Pwede tapos irerequest na naman ni kris na si baby james ang hahawak ng bible. tutal nangampanya din naman si baby j. baka pwede rin sa the buzz na lang ang oath taking.

18 05 2010
checkmate

big deal ba talaga ung sumpa-sumpa na yan? di ba ang mas dapat pag-ukulan ng pansin eh ung ggawin nila sa day 1as newly elected officials? to be fair, maganda rin si shalani, astigin FHM pag napapayag nila si shalani na magpose for the month of june nyahahaha

20 05 2010
eufems

Uy, dalagang Pilipina yun. Wag kayong ganyan…

18 05 2010
hikatalomato

unfathomable talaga ang talino ni panginoong gloria.

18 05 2010
john

supeeerrr talaga… pati kasinungalingan! :)

18 05 2010
Jack

sa lahat ng nagbabalalak sa 2016 – Mar, Chiz, Kiko, Binay. Wag na kayo manggulo. There will only be two candidates – Bongbong versus Kris. Magandang laban yan…….

18 05 2010
eufems

Hindi makakapayag ang Iglesia ni Chiz!

18 05 2010
checkmate

isama mo pa sir jack si senator lito lapid nyahahaha ^^

18 05 2010
phreddox

dont forget another Estrada may run in 2016. 8? 9? million votes for Erap is not something their clan can ignore.

19 05 2010
senior60

hahahahaha salbahe kang bata ka john ha…

alam mo bang pupunta talaga sana ako sa comelec?
pero siguro hindi pa dahil ngayon ko pa lang nasabi,
pero nagdalawang isip ako kaagad dahil, papaano kung
hindi si jimenez ba yun, yung malaking mama ang ma
abutan ko doon at si melo ang nandoon, alam kaya nya
meaning? sya na isa ring senior?

pero nauna mo ng sinupalpal si river hawk, at ganuon
din ang concern ko, bakit sa comelec mo itinuro at baka
si melo din ang maabutan, aminin mo nagkamali ka,
dapat sa smartmatic at si tisoy larrazabal ang bahala sa
kanya…

pero bakit ka pa lumayo, si tomador pwede makasagot
dyan, kaya nga namihasa si river hawk sa kakatanong
dahil, the first time, tomador explained…

salamat sa meaning ha, another word learned….

19 05 2010
TOMADOR

hahahaha oo nga naman, my bad. I meant to answer his questions lang naman sa pag aakalang ok na sya dun, never realized na mamimihasa si pogi LOL

19 05 2010
senior60

phreddox

it’s great that after aeons of existence, a person will gain
products of wisdom than nothing at all…

pero ngayon pa lang, at the rate kris is doing, doing great,
kahit ano pang kabulastugan, shame and scandal nalusutan
nya courtesy of her millions of fans, hindi ako kasali obvious
naman siguro hahaha ay naku, walang tatalo dyan kay kris,
dito pa sa atin, na ang lahat gagawing popularity contest….

20 05 2010
thet

??? testing lng…

20 05 2010
jianne

hwag nyo nang paalisin si kristeta. baka when she gets back after noy’s term, magkaroon ng repeat yung nangyari sa dad nya (of course, heaven forbid). mahirap na, baka ma-catapult to presidency si james yap nyan

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