REVELATIONS

4 05 2010


Quiboloy Goes Green
In front of his loyal followers, religious cult leader Pastor Apollo Quiboloy revealed, “the Almighty Father has appointed the president for this nation, Gilbert Teodoro…” eliciting condemnation from saints and angels who insist that the law bars the Almighty Father from making appointments during the election period.

Speaking before his flock at the “Kingdom of Jesus Christ: The Name Above Every Name” compound in Catitipan, Davao City, religious cult leader Apollo Quiboloy said that “the Almighty Father has appointed the president for this nation (and) he is no other than Gilbert ‘Gibo’ Teodoro.” At press time though, the Almighty Father has yet to confirm Quiboloy’s claim.

Explaining his decision to endorse Lakas-Kampi-CMD standard bearer Gilbert Teodoro, religious cult leader Apollo Quiboloy narrated that he prayed for three days before a ‘revelation’ from God came on Sunday. Quiboloy told his flock, “Ipinakita Niya sa ‘kin hindi po ang mukha ni Gilbert Teodoro, kundi ang nakita ko sa aking harapan ay si President Obama. Nagkamayan kami, nagyakapan kami, nagpalitrato kami” – to which his loyal followers chorused, “Whatttteverrrr!”

This just in! Minutes after Apollo Quiboloy announced his “chosen one,” another presidential candidate issued a statement thanking the religious leader. It turned out though that the candidate was misinformed by a supporter. Nagkamali ng dinig ang supporter ni candidate. Sa halip na Gibô, ang dinig niya Tibô!

Religious cult leader Apollo C. Quiboloy has endorsed Gilbert Teodoro. The El Shaddai Movement is reportedly endorsing Manny Villar, while the Iglesia ni Cristo is said to be endorsing Noynoy Aquino. Last week, the CBCP picked JC De Los Reyes over his rivals. Rumors say a displeased Richard Gordon is seeking a TRO against religious endorsements.

Tears for Fears & Politics
Did you know what happened at the concert of Tears for Fears the other night at the Araneta Coliseum? The pop rock duo got the loudest cheers; Korina Sanchez got the loudest boos.

In case you didn’t know, TV host Korina Sanchez got booed twice by the thousands of people in attendance at the concert of Tears for Fears last Sunday. According to witnesses, shortly after the duo’s last song, people requested for an encore and shouted ‘More! More!’ When Korina was projected on the huge video wall, she flashed a Laban sign, and shouted, ‘Mar! Mar!”

Binay’s Climb
Following his surge in the latest surveys, vice presidential candidate Jejomar Binay says Mar Roxas is now in “panic mode.” The Roxas camp is reportedly so alarmed by Binay’s numbers, Korina Sanchez was forced to campaign during the Tears for Fears concert.


Last week, outgoing Makati City mayor Jejomar Binay admitted he had an extramarital affair that almost cost him his marriage to Dr. Elenita Binay. The romance didn’t last long because the mistress rejected Binay’s proposed 24-year affair.

Photos of outgoing Makati Mayor Jejomar Binay and his alleged mistress circulated on the Internet last week. The vice presidential dark horse called it black propaganda.

Photos of the Weak

Ano ang sinasabi ng dalawang lalaki sa larawan?
A: “Alam n’yo ser, sorbey lang ‘yan. ‘Di dapat iniiyakan ‘yan! Mas masakit pa nga d’yan ang mga suntuk ni Cuttu eh.”
B: “’Di naman ‘yung survey ang iniiyakan ko eh! Si Quiboloy! Pinaasa niya ako sa endorsement. Wala rin naman pala. Hu-hu-hu!”
C: “Tawagan mo nga si Welli Rivillami! Ayaw tumahan eh. ‘Pag ‘di pa ‘to tumigil sa kakaiyak, uupakan ko na ‘to!”
D: “Sobra na Pacman. Hindi ko na kaya! ‘Yung Iglesia, nag-promise din sa akin tapos sabi sa diyaryo, si Noynoy na raw?!? It’s unfair! It’s unfair!”


Ano ang sinasabi ng mga tao sa larawan?
A: “Nabasa mo ba ‘yung psychiatric report ni Guido Delgado? Kinabahan ako do’n mare. Akala ko authentic.”
B: “Quiet ka lang Shawie. May area sa likod ng stage kung saan puwede tayong mag-yosi. Tara!”
C: “Talaga?!? May alam ka sa babae ni Kiko? Sige nga, kwento mo!”
D: “’Wag ka sanang magagalit Sha. Ipinapatanong ng organizers ng rally kung puwedeng mamaya ka na lang daw umakyat ng stage. Baka bumigay eh.”


Ano ang sinasabi ng dalawang lalaki sa larawan?
A: “’Di mo sinabi matulis ka rin pala Jojo! Sino ‘tong kasama mong chick sa picture na nasa diyaryo? Ang kiniiis!”
B: “Eh saan pa ba ako magmamana? Kaya nga tandem tayo eh.”
C: “Alam mo ba ang ginawa ko kay Doktora Ellen nang mahuli niya akong may chiching? Siya ang pinatakbo kong mayor sa Makati! Ayun, tumahimik!”
D: “Ngayon ko lang napansin Jojo! We have a lot of things in common pala! Naging mayor ka, naging mayor ako. Doktora ang asawa mo, doktora ang asawa ko. May naging kabit ka, may naging kabit ako. Naku! Sana naman ngayong eleksyon, pag natalo ka, manalo naman ako! For a change!”
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“And many false prophets shall rise, and shall deceive many.”
~The Holy Bible

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123 responses

4 05 2010
topdog

Wow another super post! Kaso hindi ko maipost sa fan page ni Gibo! Baka ako kamuhian ng mga greenies! But I like the heckling! SULONG GIBO!

4 05 2010
vince

haha.. tama hula mo, PH!

4 05 2010
siyetehan

hindi dapat malungkot si gordon kasi bali-balita na siya naman ang ie endorso ng Jehovah’s Witness.

Ang problema, hindi naman sila bumoboto…

4 05 2010
emet

LOL nice punchline

4 05 2010
kalokah

wahahaha!

go binay! bise-presidente na may “B”.

4 05 2010
timpaul

Yung kay erap at binay: E. “Jojo, ayos talo ko na si villar at pumapangalawa na ako kay Noy sa may 10. Baka kasi ma disqualify sya pagkatapos maupo bilang presidente dahil sa psychiatric illness o baka ma-lung cancer, bilang runner up nya, ako ang tatanghaling presidente dba? Yung kay venus raj nga e”

4 05 2010
mbw

okay rin hirit ni siyetehan hahaha!

Go, PH!!! :-D Sana ikaw na lang ang presidente…kabahan ang mga Gabinete, senators, congressmen atbp sa iyong wit!

4 05 2010
jannah

“Ngayon ko lang napansin Jojo! We have a lot of things in common pala! Naging mayor ka, naging mayor ako. Doktora ang asawa mo, doktora ang asawa ko. May naging kabit ka, may naging kabit ako. Naku! Sana naman ngayong eleksyon, pag natalo ka, manalo naman ako! For a change!” — PANALO

4 05 2010
Zalds

PH, ang galing.. u made my day :))

“eliciting condemnation from saints and angels who insist that the law bars the Almighty Father from making appointments during the election period”.. hahaha

at ang comment above ni siyetehan.. panalo :))

by the way PH, pa-share sa FB ha. ire-post ko lang :)

4 05 2010
Worried Pinoy

Korina gets what she deserved. Mas okay nga sana kung binato sya ng itlog. =)

4 05 2010
jashe

panalo conversation nina erap at binay :))

11 05 2010
me_tama

tama nga si erap “FOR A CHANGE”..kaya lang…siya ang natalo..huhuhu
mali ang hula..
tawa lang ni binay…seguro nga galit si erap.. nausbo na nya ang balota sa pecos machine na wala boto ke binay…paano pa makorrect yoon.. niluwal..
go binay..go

4 05 2010
eufems

Bakit hindi sinasabing i-eendorse ng JIL si Bro Eddie? O baka obvious…

Amen to the quote :))

4 05 2010
TOMADOR

Ayus! Kanya kanya kulto na!!! Cult war!!

Manalo for Noynoy
Quiboloy for Teodoro
Vellarde for Villaroyo
Villanueva for himself
CBCP for Delos Reyes

Dapat si Gordon…gapangin na din pati si Bro. Ellie Soriano….aba sayang din yun ha!!

Sinong kulto kaya susuporta kay Erap??

4 05 2010
RAVJ

Baka mga miyembro ng kultong El Puday ang susuporta kina Erap at Binay.

5 05 2010
manoy bilyar

Siguro yung “Saksi ni Judas” ang susuporta kay Erap

4 05 2010
chiwee

hahahahahahahaha! great post as usual

and indeed, many false prophets shall rise and shall deceive many. re this endorsements by groups, so far, the INC is the only one who really can deliver. the rest, weh!

4 05 2010
buboy

Felt sad for Manny Villar. Lahat ng black propaganda ng kampo niya against Noynoy Abnoy eh nagbackfire sa kanya. Pati yung paggamit nya sa nanay niya was viewed negatively.

Looks like the real fight is shaping up to be between the cousins Noynoy and Gibo. Gibo na tayo. Pilitin ko man eh, di talaga ako makumbinse ni Noynoy abnoy. Di naman talaga nakapagtataka kung bakit wala pang asawa si Noynoy up to now. C’mon, do I really have to spell it out loud and clear for everybody? Ganito na lang, assuming na siya nga mananalo, try imagining him standing side by side with other heads of states. Di ko keri…. promise!

Di ko rin ma-imagine na magkaroon ng presidente na inuumaga sa paglalaro ng playstation. Now, nakapagtataka pa rin ba kung bakit wala pa rin siyang first lady up to now?

5 05 2010
TOMADOR

ang babaw! hahahaha anak ka ba ni senior60???

paano ka makukumbinse kay Noynoy eh sa unang buslo mo pa lang ng comment prejudiced ka na sa kanya agad.

kahit anong sabihin mo, di pa din mananalo si Gibo :P

5 05 2010
5 05 2010
phreddox

ows?

5 05 2010
buboy

Ayyy! Affected? Siguro kamukha mo si Noynoy, no? Sabi nga ni PH…Eeeeewww!

Okey lang naman na i-defend mo si Noynoy, wala namang problema sa akin yun eh.

At prejudiced na kung prejudiced. Bakit, si Kris Aquino lang ba ang may karapatang maging prejudiced?

At kahit pa manalo si Noynoy, di pa rin ako makukumbinse.

Isa pa nga….. Eeewwwww!

6 05 2010
BAROK

Bigoted tawag dyan…

5 05 2010
Lawrence_Patola

Babaw mo!

6 05 2010
phreddox

once more with feeling,

ows?

4 05 2010
pihikan chronicles

si erap at si binay parehong womanizer, kamusta naman ang pilipinas pag sila ang nanalo di ba? magiging commodities ang mga girls… wont vote for them

4 05 2010
SYDMAN

hehe, actually nakakatawa punchlines.

binay is erap’s shadow… and i’m not insulting the color of his skin. :)

4 05 2010
yiN

Hahahahaha. Tanginiks, dapat nasa blogroll kita boss. Babalik ako.

4 05 2010
Anonymous

galing!

about dun sa sabi ni Quiboloy sa isang interview kaya nya daw inendorse si gibo dahil daw nakita niya sa kanyang panaginip yung poster ni gibo sa likod ni obama at nakalagay daw dun gibobama kaya siya yung inendorse niya…

4 05 2010
professionalheckler

mabuti naman at GIBOBAMA. akala ko GIBOLOY!

5 05 2010
Anonymous

ahahahaha!!! parang love team lang ah

11 05 2010
me_tama

nagka ashfall sa iceland…umabot sa US….kaya di nya nakita ang tutoo..kung sibo talaga ang inaappoint…kaya..nagbuo nang crossword..bouble points

si gibo at mar….maski si binay…di rin na aninag kaya si mar na lang.. kasi malapit sa earth ang Mars
ewws..meowsss….fsmi din getz sa mesids..jejejemoooo

4 05 2010
guido

The vice presidential dark horse called it black propaganda. Katawa to PH!!! Hahahahahaha

Ano ba tlaga yung “B” ni Binay?

a. Balat BALUGA
b. Ibang BABAE
c. BA..G (c Loren wala nito, m sure)

4 05 2010
jianne

nice posts PH. curious lang– hindi ka ba na-offeran ng regular column sa Phil Star or Inquirer? I-take-over mo na yong column ni Joey sa Star, walang kasense-sense jokes nya dun

And as an aside, though I’m for Gibo, aminin, medyo nakakatakot talaga ang mga linyang binitawan ni Pastor. It’s a common knowledge na Gibo is the right man for the job, pero mukhang nahawaan si Pastor sa kashowbizan nina BA at Kris. Tsk tsk, ba’t naman kasi nakikipag-textmate sya sa mga yon. Pero for sure ngayon nagpalit na ng numbers sina Kris at BA. :)

Si Gibo nga medyo uneasy. Pero since matalino, mabait at madiplomasiya, instead na mapa-what-and-why-exagg-, eto na lang ang mga katagang binitawan nya, “If this were only an ordinary race, I could have jumped with joy, but we are talking about the lives of millions of Filipinos. I am humbled by the trust and the gravity of the responsibility.” Graveeh, winner talaga, pareho kayo ng presidente ko Mr PH, pang Ms U ang mga lines. ;)

4 05 2010
Danny (SLN)

buti hindi pa pinapa-TRO ni Gordon ang The PH blogsite…

5 05 2010
topdog

nice !

4 05 2010
kalokah

heard about willie revillame’s “resign threat” yet?

4 05 2010
professionalheckler

yes. ayokong patulan. away ng magkakapamilya, hayaan na natin. :) basta ako, I LOVE ANC.

5 05 2010
Smile

yey, ANC.
after getting home from work, babaran na sa ANC.

5 05 2010
edong_makabayan

pix of sharon and noynoy…..shawie : noy ang baho ng bunganga mo. hindi ka ba nagsisipilyo….noy : hindi pa nga, nagyosi naman ako bakit bad breath ba?….shawie : kaya pala wala kang girlfriend ang baho ng hiniga mo, baka naman kung ano ano ang sinusubo mo kaya ganyan kabaho.

5 05 2010
Fang

OA naman nito

5 05 2010
brianitus

Korina got shown onscreen twice. the first time she flashed the L sign, she got booed — yung parang may mahabang echo na BOOOOOOO. The second time she was shown onscreen, at least di na nya inulit.

Galing pa rin yung show kahit bitin. hehehe.

Binay the dark horse ha. hahaha. galing!

5 05 2010
senior60

GO GILBERT GO !!!

last week, kris said that they were waiting for three big
groups to endorse noynoy for a clinch to victory, quiboloy
already went for gilbert, i’ve read somewhere that el shaddai
is not endorsing anyone, two down and one to go, isn’t
kris now praying to the high heavens for the iglesia’s votes?

from a tabloid “psychiatric test giit ng kano sa presidentiables”
di ba nga doon sa time magazine they have pictured noynoy
as nerd….

nagtaka naman ako, di ba love ng catholic church si cory, but
subtly they are not supporting noynoy, the latest is the airing
of cardinal rosales disgust over the people power issue, baka
feeling nila, hindi talaga karapatdapat si noynoy magiging
presidente ng pilipinas….

i am for the postponement of the election too para ma plantsa
ng maigi ang mga gusot sa mga paraphernalia, and no to, ano
ba yun, simultaneous manual counting, siguradong lalong
magkagulo pag hindi nag match ang results…

sana magiging dark horse nga si gilbert, pero naawa din ako kay
villar, parang dugo at pawis na kanyang puhunan, he has been
sowing ever since pero sa mga nangyayari, parang wala na siyang
maani, well, this is life, we have to deal with it….

5 05 2010
TOMADOR

sorry to pop your bubble but INC has already spoken….asa ka pa!

5 05 2010
chiwee

estimated to be at 5-8 Million solid votes, only the INC among these religious groups can really deliver.

am not surprised with Noynoy as their choice. according to the news I read last time, during the snap elections and they were for Marcos, more than half went their own way to vote for Cory. Isa lang ibig sabihin nyan, maka-Cory pala talaga ang Iglesia kahit noon pa.

and for noynoy commanding a 19% lead among other presidential aspirants, with this latest INC dev’t, only a failure of elections can stop him from assuming the highest post in land.

better luck na po next time sa mga talunan. :-)

5 05 2010
5 05 2010
Zalds

Among the 3 religious endorsers, INC has the track record of delivering the block vote.. and it went for Noy-Mar..

Ewan ko ha, but the statement of Quiboloy (“Ipinakita Niya sa ‘kin hindi po ang mukha ni Gilbert Teodoro, kundi ang nakita ko sa aking harapan ay si President Obama. Nagkamayan kami, nagyakapan kami, nagpalitrato kami”) can be generalized as “safe”. Bakit di na lang sabihing napanaginipan nya si Gibo (period)

Quiboloy’s statement reminds me of the late Cardinal Sin endorsement of the late Ramon Mitra for president way back in 1992. When Ramos won, Cardinal Sin said that although he endorsed Mitra, he actually voted for Ramos when inside the polling booth.

5 05 2010
kwag

INC and quiboloy endorsed danding conjuangco.. pero hindi cya nanalo in 1992

6 05 2010
Gian

At naniniwala naman kayo na 6M ang memebr ni Quiboloy.

Hahahahahahahaha!!!!

5 05 2010
john

Wish ko lang talaga na manalo si NOYNOY… :)

5 05 2010
john

Senior60 naman parang kahapon lang kayo ipinanganak, eh ang Catholic Church noon si Cardinal Sin, eh ngayon naman iba na si Rosales the Clown eka ng ni Conrado De Quiros! :)

6 05 2010
Lawrence_Patola

Kaya ayaw ni Cardinal Rosales kay Noynoy, kasi pro-Reproductive Health Bill si Aquino. Sorry to say this, but I believe the Catholic church is so insensitive, even arrogant, as far as the RH issue is concerned. Di bale nang lumobo nang todo todo and populasyon ng Pilipinas…di bale nang magkagutuman ang mga Pilipino – basta masunod lang ang gusto nila.

As for Teodoro, sure…magaling nga magsalita, pero ano naman ang gawa? He led the brat pack (Remulla, Custodio et al) to impeach then SC Chief Justice Hilario Davide. For what? For the simple reason that the SC decided that coconut levy funds are owned by the farmers and not Gibo’s uncle, Danding Cojuangco. Buti na lang, bobo ang magaling at matalinong Gibo…patay yung impeachment case! And you call the guy principled?

At least si Noynoy has the balls to go against Rosales’ Catholic church kahit na mawalan ng boto because he believes that government needs to intervene to curb our runaway population increase. It’s principled stand any way you put it.

I’ll take a “psychiatric case” anytime who might put government to work for the people than an sterling orator/award-winning student who allowed himself to be the primary hitman of Danding Cojuangco and Gloria Arroyo, two icons of greed in Philippine contemporary society.

6 05 2010
kwag

Read this, para di masyadong bias pananaw sa buhay, andito rin yung davide issue:

http://barangaygibo.blogspot.com/2009/12/doctrine-of-answers-regarding-issues.html

6 05 2010
religiousboy

Korak! Yan talaga ang no. 1 na dahilan (RH bill, which by the way is being supported by 7 out of 10 Filipinos!) kaya di kailan man sasang-ayon si Cardinal Rosales kay Noynoy. Besides, may pinanggagalingan ang pagka-ayaw niyang si Rosales kay Cardinal Sin nun pa. Kaya pangako niya pag siya ang naging Mla. Arch. he’ll be everything Sin is not (sori, di ko po pwedeng i-detalye). Basta Noynoy pa rin tayo, kahit ano pa sabihin ng iba diyan. La naman tayong kabalak-balak kumbinsihin pa sila kung ayaw nila kay Noynoy. Magsama na lang sila ng kandidato nila, no?

Tungkol naman sa TVC ni Chiz for Binay: “Ang bise-presidente ko may B” Tama ka po Sen. Chiz nauna mo lang ki-nonfirm bago lumabas ang bali-balita at mga pictures. Ha-ha-ha! Ay, nauna pala si Tulfo. (March 31, 2010 PDI column) Kaya lang bi-nlined item para safe. Ayan, naupakan ka tuloy ng “kalyo” TVC ni Locsin. Taob ang TVC ni Chiz. Galing ni Locsin! Wooohooo!

6 05 2010
smiley

pansin ko lang, yung mga supporters ni Gibo, laging si Noynoy ang tinitira. Even before, si Villar ang issue, para maiangat si Gibo, si Noynoy pa rin ang sisiraan.

wla lang, just an observation habang nagbabasa ng mga comments. ^_^

tama na ang siraan, para sakin, alam naman natin kung sino ang gusto natin iboto, hindi na kelangan manira ng ibang candidate para lang makumbinsi ang iba na iboto ang gusto natin iboto.

6 05 2010
BAROK

Ganun talaga pag ang puno ay hitik sa bunga…it’s inevitable and only failure of elections will stop NOY.

5 05 2010
derdo

Call me clueless, but are those picture you posted of Binay and the lady the ones that circulated (I didn’t see them then)? They look so contrived, parang ginawa mo for laughs. I thought the lady was Korina, in fact, and that it was one of your jokes or something. (Sorry Korina, am not insinuating anything, promise)

5 05 2010
professionalheckler

no, the photos of binay and his mistress were not altered. i don’t even know how to use Photoshop. refer to the photo, it was attributed to a broadsheet where i got it. i just added the words cheesy and eeew.

5 05 2010
derdo

Saw the pictures in someone’s site already. You may delete this and the comment above, haha. Thanks, PH.

5 05 2010
jongskie721

woohoo :D napanood ko yung news kaninang umaga :D

5 05 2010
randulf

hahaha o ung 2 babaero…

5 05 2010
yeontura

1. The correct quote is Mark 13.6: “For many shall come in my name, saying, I am Christ; and shall deceive many.”
2. At yung sagot ko kay Chiz na yung bise-presidente mo rin ba, meron din(g B). Ay syempre, oo! Si BAYANIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

5 05 2010
kalokah

btw, mr ph,

before dito sa survey, ang pinakamataas ay yung NEWS ON Q.
lately nagreformat sila. then kung napapanood mo sana, yung “touchscreen kuno” na monitor ni ivan, ayaw gumana. halatang monitor lang at hindi touchscreen.
just in case na me kilala ka sa Q, pwedeng pakisabihan kasi nagmumukhang tanga si ivan :D

5 05 2010
professionalheckler

i think alam naman nila kung nagmumukhang tanga yung anchor nila. mapapansin nila yan. may mga taga-GMA News na nagbabasa sa blog na ito. sana mapansin ang comment mo :)

6 05 2010
religiousboy

Prof: — May mga taga-GMA News na nagbabasa sa blog na ito? Kung ganun baka pwede na rin po nilang iparating na rin sa GMA Entertainment nila itong mga usap-usapan na baka sila na lang ang di nakakaalam. Di po ba they’re looking for the right formula para masapawan uli ng PP (dating SOP) ang ASAP? Kung ganun, alisin sila JR, Jaya, Sunshine D. Jolina at Marvin. Kawawa naman sila Marian at Dingdong. Lagi na lang silang sinasalang sa mga GMA shows na di pumapatok para panoorin. Mag-invest sa mga bagong stars na artistahin at may talent. Pag may kapalit na si Louie Ignacio, alisin na si Ogie as director. Kung ayaw ni Regine mag-rehearse, palitan na rin siya. Kung laging late si Janno Gibbs, aba, e mag-apply na siya sa ibang network. Sorry, but sometimes you have to be cruel to be kind.

5 05 2010
me_tama

before election..lahat na pulitiko pumipila para sa endoresement ng religious o cult leaders…tapos election..sigaw ng bayan… separation of church and state…woww..mali

matalino ba at sincero ang mga kandidato..o opportunista o estupido para ibahin ang kanilang kinagisnang paniniwala at naatim na karunungan para tangngapin ang baluktot na pananaw at declarasyon sa elecsyon as naging “tama o kapanipaniwala”..baka tamaan kayo ng kidlat..\

..napakataas ng pinag-aralan ng mga kandidato para mauto sa kabaluktutang ito…sino ang tumatawa..o pinagtawanan???

so asahan mo bang asasenso ang pinas?

pero teka..sino ang nagdefine na ang grupo religios o cult…majority rule ba? kaninong pananaw na sila ang tama?
ano ang balik na nanalong pukitiko sa endorsers?

by their fruits you will know the truth….

5 05 2010
TOMADOR

Don’t blame the player, blame the game ;)

Ganyan ang systemang pampolitiko sa bansa na ito.

Para mabago yan kelangang isabatas yan na mga tao sa kongreso at senado na gawing 2 party system ang eleksyon dito sa Pinas at striktuhan ang campaign contributions and spending…pero syempre iba na ang usapan pagdating sa mga politiko ngayon kasi kanya kanyang interest ang habol nila :P

5 05 2010
buboy

Anong tao sa kongreso? Walang tao dun, puro buwaya ang andun!

5 05 2010
TOMADOR

tsaka isa pa, nasa constitution ng pilipinas ang freedom of religion and association. so the religious groups are just exercising their rights based on what is defined in the Philippine Constitution.

11 05 2010
me_tama

kaya sila binigyan ng freedom.. para di sila paki-alaman..ng gobyerno…ne tax hane.. wala…
maski taxable pa ag non-religious business nila……alam nila yoon…gusto pang umiwas sa tax…

bakit sila naman ang pumipitik sa makisawsaw sa actibidades ng gobyerno?..
magendorso pa ng lider na me basbas daw sa taas ng syang mananalo..
ilang propeta na bang pumalpak sa pinoy eleksyon..

etong mga kandidato naman..weoos.. parang ang babaie..
me isang general pa nga noon.. lumundag pa..parang minadyik na manalo…sa dagdag bawas naman ala nadale ang panalo

5 05 2010
Wilhelmina

Truly Gibo’s reply to Quiboly’s endorsement is pang MIss U. Paging Mrs. Araneta maybe u can hire Mr. Gibo as consultant so that at least the contestants we will send to beauty pageants will surely have Galing and Talino.

5 05 2010
Pekeng Ipis

PH thank you ! hahaha way to go.. fan na ako ng site na ito!! Ano pinagka-iba ng endorsement ng isang lider ng kulto, isang suspect sa mass murder, at resultang ibibigay ng mga pekes este pcos machine ?

5 05 2010
Anonymous

……kanya-kanya manok na ang mga religious groups..pagbabago ika ‘nyo? weeeehhhh!!! haaay, Pilipinas Kong Mahal…….

5 05 2010
TOMADOR

Si Giboloy, ganda ng kanyang ari-arian sa Mindanao…parang neverland ni Michael Jacko.

Iisa lang ang alam kong dark horse…si Binay bwahahahaha

Pero ang alam ko INC lang ang consistent na block voting sila…ewan ko lang sa ibang grupo,,,,so yeah asa ka pa din lolo.

Ano na kaya ang reaksyon ni Villaroyo…magkakaroon din kaya sya ng “konting tampo” sa INC tulad ng “konting tampo” nya kay Giboloy???

5 05 2010
Fang

Gibo was PACKAGED as magaling ang matalino. keyword: PACKAGED.
nagpapaloko kayo sa makinarya ni Puno eh. he as NDCC chair during Pepeng and Ondoy, does anyone remember a particular moment during those times when one says, “Magaling si Gibo?”. NADA. his one moment to show a supposed “kagalingan” went pfffft.

6 05 2010
kwag

sir/madamme,

http://barangaygibo.blogspot.com/2009/12/doctrine-of-answers-regarding-issues.html

i would really appreciate if you care to read the whole article before considering allegations as truths

6 05 2010
Fang

if there is one who has all the right to claim MAGALING, that’s Gordon. aaminin ko yan kahit Noy-Mar ako.

6 05 2010
Gian

Yup, i totally agree Fang. Ganito kagaling si Gibo:

1. Piniling VP si Edu.
2. Pinilit na maging standard bearer ng Team Palaka eh 6/10 kahit na 6/10 pinoys hindi boboto sa manok ng admin.
3. Walang nawaga bilang kongresista.
4. Walang nagawa bilang DND chief.
5. Walang nagawa bilang NDCC chair.

Magaling lang magsalita, pang miss universe nga daw.
Daming nau-uto nitong si Gibo. Tsk, tsk, tsk

5 05 2010
Worried Pinoy

5 days before the election:

Gibo – Devil’s Advocate
Gordon – All talk
Noynoy – Abnoy
Eddie – Baliw
Villar – Sinungaling
JC – Sino to?
Perlas – Sino din to?
Erap – gago ka ba?!

Honestly, sino ang gusto mong yumaman pa sa mga tao na ito?

5 05 2010
checkmate

sa all talk na ako, kahit papano may ipagmamalaking mga nagawa na, yun lang naman ang importante di ba? gaano ba sila kaaktibo nung nanunungkulan sila? kung titignan mo lang ung listahan wala ka talagang choice PERO pag tiningnan mo at ikinumpara mo ung mga NAGAWA nila habang nanunungkulan sila, madali mong malalaman kung sino ang mas KARAPAT-DAPAT at kung sino ang talagang gumagawa talaga ng tungkulin nila sa bayan at hindi ung puro mga matatamis na pangako lang ang sinasabi…

hindi nyo ba napapansin guys, nilalansi lang kayo ng media, nakafocus sila sa negative campaigning, endorsements at surveys na kahit anong intelligent sampling ang gawin eh hindi pa rin kapani-paniwala na yun na nga ang saloobin talaga ng taong bayan. meron na bang show na naipalabas na nakafocus lang sa mga achievements at nagawa ng mga kandidato? kung ganyan kayo kadali madistract, siguro nga karapat-dapat sa pilipinas ang mga ganyang kandidato…

5 05 2010
checkmate

syanga pala sir worried pinoy, si nicanor perlas ay graduate ng BS in Agriculture, Major in Agronomy, Minor in Agricultural Economics

you can find out more on:http://www.nicanor-perlas.com/
ok sana kaso walang nakasulat sa awards at what others say part ng biography nya hehehe ^^

eto naman po ung kay JC de los reyes:

http://www.angkapatiranparty.com/

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_Carlos_de_los_Reyes

ok din kasi marami syang isinampang complaints sa ombudsman laban sa mga high ranking officials na sa tingin nya ay may maling ginawa, kaso wala pa ata syang masyadong experience, kung sana nagmayor muna sya tapos napaunlad nya pa ung olongapo, malamang kasali rin sya sa short list ko hehehe

ung kay erap uhm obvious na po… ^^

5 05 2010
dick

Gordon isnt ALL TALK. HE CAN WALK HIS TALK

6 05 2010
TOMADOR

I agree, he even tried to put a legal gag at the survey firms which in my view is a “dick” move hahahahaha

6 05 2010
checkmate

nyahahaha kulet ng comment ni sir tomador, but still kung ikukumpara sa ibang kandidato sa mga nagawa nila nung nanunungkulan pa, proud ako para sabihin na si gordon lang talaga ang gumagawa ng trabaho nila at hindi nagpapainit lang ng upuan. ang hirap lang sa ating mga pilipino, kahit alam natin na matino ung kandidato, mas pinipili pa ng karamihan sa atin ung mga basurang kandidato. ok lang kung kapamilya mo ung mga sikat, ineendorso ka ng marami, nakakaangat ka sa surveys etc. ang tanong, ano na ba ang mga NAGAWA nya para maging karapat-dapat sa mga yan? as a lawmaker like his father, ano na ba ang mga nagawa nya para KAHIT PAPAANO maging karapat-dapat sya sa surname na aquino? sabihin na natin na sumasalamin talaga ng survey ung saloobin ng mga tao, ano na ba ang mga nagawa nya para maging karapat-dapat sa tiwala ng mga tao?

maaaring tumatawa tayo ngayon, pero pag nakaupo na ang mga yan, makatawa pa kaya tayo?…

5 05 2010
reviewer22

INC supports Noy-Mar. Noynoy supports people power. Some bishops will not support people power. Will INC then call on its flock to support a Noynoy led people power? :)

6 05 2010
Lawrence_Patola

Why not ? The Catholic Church has, time and again, proven itself to be irrelevant. Take, for example, its position on reproductive health, increased sexual assaults committed by Catholic priests, its anti-land redistribution agenda, etc. etc. INC, on the other hand, has shown it can do what it wants to do; it can lead its flock to better economic alternatives, it can empower itself with political clout. I am Catholic but, I hate hypocrisy in my Church.

6 05 2010
Anonymous

this i’ve got to see..hehe..

6 05 2010
senior60

worried pinoy

muna, pwede mag request, kasi na phobia na ako, can we just
argue on issues without name-calling?

this one muna, kailan ba naman naging devil’s advocate si gilbert?

john

huwag kang masyadong magpaniwala kay de quiros, yes, he is a genius
in writing, idol ko yan sa panulat, pero sa kanyang mga isinusulat, hindi…

alam mo ba na hindi naman talaga iyan believe sa galing ni noynoy e,
nag noynoy lang yan dahil sa si noynoy ang opposition candidate, dahil
sa abot hanggang langit ang galit nya kay arroyo na siguro nagsusuka yan
pag nasilayan face ni arroyo…

nang sinabi ni noynoy ang about sa people power, lalo kong gusto sana
matalo si noynoy para matingnan nga kung gaano na ba siya ka influential,
na para bang, with just a snap of his fingers people will go to the street na,
kasi, many many times before, may mga ganuong panawagan na, pero,
parang ayaw na ng sambayanan kahit pa na once, sa kakasulsol kay cory,
she tried to lead pero walang nangyari….

6 05 2010
john

eka nga ni John: Gaudencio Cardinal Rosales is a Clown!

6 05 2010
senior60

kung si gilbert ay pang miss U ang lines, si noynoy naman
kailangan pang umupo at bigyan ng kodigo penal to say his
thanks, baka nga naman magkamali pa, alam nyo na….

kung si quiboloy ay nahawaan ni kris ng ka showbizan, tingnan
naman ang line-up ng iglesia para sa mga senador, kaya kayong
mga hate si lapid, magdusa kayo…

kung magiging masaya si noynoy pag nanalo, lalo na si kris, walang
kasing, kasi, noon pa, plano na nya talagang dalhin ang d buzz sa
palasyo, di ba bongga?

6 05 2010
Gian

Ay ang corny!

6 05 2010
mommy

Hi PH, I love the dialogues between ERAP and Binay as well as ATE Shawie and NOY. I wander why I never read any article about NOYNOY’s smoking habits nor do reporters ask him or Krissy about this.

Nice Article!

6 05 2010
mommy

Nagdeny si Ate Koring na naboooo siya sa Arante Coliseum. Di daw niya narinig ang booo, pati si Mar walang narinig na booooooo. Instrint lang daw niya na magsayaw na naka L sign. Nakita ko ang video sa youtube….di naman siya sumasayaw ng ipinakita siya sa widescreen.

Di pa nanalo, sinugnaling na, what more pagnakaupo na.

6 05 2010
Gian

In fairness, i was there at the concert at hindi namin narinig yung pag-boo.

Baka naman bi-noo siya dahil galit sa kanya and not necessarily sa asawa niya.

Galing ng TFF grabe!!!!

6 05 2010
karaangbugoy

Minsan ang mga comments ay mas nakakaaliw sa post ni PH. LOL!

6 05 2010
TOMADOR

seems that the black propaganda and paninira thrown at the direction of Noynoy by his competition and their “supporters” have been more positive rather than the opposite. The snowball effect of support has already gained momentum for Noynoy.

So yes, thank you to those mudslingers ;) “kayo ang aming lakas!”

6 05 2010
Fang

haha. nice on, Tomador.
Sila nga, ang ating lakas.

6 05 2010
viva canada

I have picked up a few lessons from this election campaign and most of them are disheartening:

1. You can actually get people to vote for you purely on black propaganda, emotional appeal and greatness by association. Filipinos are such suckers.

2. You don’t have to dream big dreams and work your ass off to become President of this country. You just need famous parents and a celebrity sister. Abangan ang pagbabalik ni Juan Tamad!

3. It helps that Philippine media is on your side. Thanks, Kapamilya!

4. It helps that you have cute stickers and baller bands. Dami ngang baller bands, la naman balls!

5. The election of an weak, incompetent, lazy and waiting-for-inheritance dud is a grave insult to all hardworking Filipinos. We never learn. 6. You do not have to pass laws in order to be a member of Congress. Eskewz me, fiscalizer ako no!

7. You do not have to be mentally fit to be President.

8. In a presidential election, the sales supervisor at Nike beats the CEO of a multi-billion real estate conglomerate, the bar topnotcher and Harvard LLM holder, and the adminstrator of the country’s freeport zone anytime.

9. Your famous mom must die shortly before the election so that you will have a fighting chance of winning it. If you think she will die a long way before elections, put her on cryogenics.

10. We survived 2 years under Erap, almost 10 with Gloria and now potentially another 6 under Aquino? Pinoy are such sadists!

Sige, punta muna ako sa Canadian Embassy para makapag-apply as immigrant. Ciao!

6 05 2010
john

you may go ahead and get your visa and stick it into your ass! i do not care! hindi ka pa man nakakakuha ng visa mo para kang hindi pinoy sa pananalita mo! i bet pango din naman ang ilong mo! yabang mo!!! :)

7 05 2010
viva canada

I prefer to stick it up yours. Tuwad. :p

8 05 2010
john

viva canada, i don’t need your stupid visa (kung meron nga), nasa labas na kasi ako ng bansa! :)

6 05 2010
chiwee

huh? ano ‘to, suicide note mo? :-)
adios patria adorada….

just a suggestion, why not put to test your “theories” to see if this can really work anybody or yourself? ex:

1. instead of going to the canadian embassy, select a filipino whom you think is as famous as ninoy and cory and has a daughter who is a celebrity, too. magpa-adopt ka dun.

2. file next in court for a legal change of surname. when done, wish both of your adoptive parents dead.

3. adopt the campaign strategy of noynoy. kailangang, kopyang kopya.

kung mananalo ka, then, totoo nga ang theory mo. why go to other countries when you can be president of your own, di ba?

good luck.

7 05 2010
viva canada

Your brain has turned yellow. Plaque na yan. Use Colgate.

7 05 2010
checkmate

nyahaha pwede ^^ ang tanging drawback lang ng suggestion ni sir chiwee, siguradong hahalukayin ng mga magiging kalaban ni sir/maam viva canada ung claim nya bilang anak ng kung sinong sikat na pinoy na yun at ang accusation na ginagamit lang nya ung mga magulang nya ^^

just a wild question sir chiwee, kung sakali na ginawa nga ni sir/maam viva canada yan, kailangan nya rin bang kopyahin ang public record of accomplishments ni noynoy para mapatunayan ang theories nya? ^^

7 05 2010
viva canada

checkmate: Madali lang gayahin yun.

Mahilig din naman ako matulog at mag-PSP.
Nagyoyosi din naman ako.

Lamang lang siya sa chicks – Kagawad lang pumtaol sa akin; sa kanya, Konsehala.

Pwede rin naman akong bumili para sa Senate office ko ng favorite chair ko – ang LAZY BOY.

8 05 2010
Brixter

Totoo naman. Noynoy is just “Mabait”. Maraming akong kakilalang mabait. Kung yun lang ang qualification para maging presidente, e di andami palang pwedeng maging presidente. Lamang niya lang yung sikat na parents niya at related siya sa mga may-ari ng influential companies. Rather than rebutt properly, you don’t answer the question why you want to vote for noynoy.

7 05 2010
BAROK

Second class canadian citizen.

7 05 2010
checkmate

sad things but true, madali kasi mapaniwala ang mga pilipino na may character at integrity ka kung nasa pamilya ka ng sikat at bayani. ok lang yun sakin kung gamitin ni noynoy yun as advantage, ang masama lang eh ung track record of accomplishment nya as a public official, natalo pa sya ni lito lapid na sinasabi ng karamihan na medyo mahina. hindi alam ng karamihan sa ating mga pilipino na mas matibay at reliable na basehan ng integrity at character ung performance ng mga govt officials nung nanunungkulan pa sila kesa mga sinasabi nila lalo pag campaign period. tapos instead of trying to see things on other’s perspective, ang iba sa atin, mas gusto pa na magbulag-bulagan at mang-insulto ng iba kesa sagutin ng harapan ung point na sa tingin nila ay mali…

6 05 2010
TOMADOR

go ahead viva canada, we don’t need Filipino citizens who refuse to help this country in spite of a possible win by Aquino or whoever other than your chosen candidate. By your words alone, you seem not to be committed for the long haul…so talk about taking short cuts huh?

life will go on for the rest of us, its not all about you LOL

6 05 2010
chiwee

woot woot. exactly!

kababaw. halata namang copy/paste yung ten lessons picked nya daw. kumita na yang ganyang style. be original naman.

7 05 2010
viva canada

Di ako si MVP. Di ako Atenista. Di ako plagiarist.

7 05 2010
viva canada

Voting your Yellow candidate to the Presidency is not exactly helping this country. I hope you still have a life after 6 years of yellow decadence.

8 05 2010
Brixter

Hay nako. Yellow fanatics can’t defend their Noynoy so they resort to calling others as unpatriotic rather than recognizing the truth that Noynoy is an incompetent nitwit undeserving of the highest post in the country.

6 05 2010
Anonymous

@ Quiboloy goes greeen picture: WHAT’S WITH THE WOMEN’S HAIR DO?!?!?!?

7 05 2010
senior60

ok boys and girls, get ready and be ready with your ‘ang babaw
at ang corny’ comments…

pero muna, kailangan icongratulate ko si

checkmate, ang galing mo ha, ni minsan walang kumontra sa mga
comments mo, galing….

sa mga pari naman tayo, dahil parang unti-unti nalalagas na mga
flocks nila, wala na bang naniniwala sa mga sinasabi nila kaya isali
na rin natin si God, di ba sabi nya, go and multiply, kasi there is
room and there is food naman for eveybody, for the countless of
the yet unborn, so why the reproductive bill…

si cory ay isang sarado catolico kaya sigurado against yon sa bill na
ito, si noynoy din naman, when first interviewed, parang hindi pa
sure, kung ngayon ay sure pro na sya, malamang na ano na…

7 05 2010
checkmate

hehehe napansin nyo rin po pala sir senior60 ^^

tungkol dun sa ‘ang babaw’ comments sa inyo, di nila napapansin na medyo ironic yung sinasabi nila kasi applicable din sa kanila yun kung titingnan kung bakit nila iboboto si noynoy: character and integrity daw eh talo pa ni lito lapid sa paggawa ng trabaho, nangunguna sa survey kaya dapat iboto na lang ni hindi man lang tignan kung karapat-dapat ba sya sa boto ng mga tao, trust daw kahit wala pa naman napapatunayan kung kaya ba nyang ideliver ung mga sinasabi nya, dami masyado para isa-isahin ^^

guys, campaign period ngayon. madali magsalita ng walang corrupt, tapusin ang kahirapan, mabilis na pag-ahon, etc. wag sana tayo magpauto masyado, tignan natin kung kaya nga nilang gawin ung mga pangako nila base sa mga nagawa nila nung nanunungkulan pa sila, wag sana tayo umasa sa survey, may sariling isip tayo, walang sayang na boto ang meron lang sayang na pag-iisip ng tao na sana ginamit pa ng kahit konti para malaman ang mga karapat-dapat sa hindi. alam ko ung iba sa inyo trabaho nyo yan, pero sana sa mismong halalan, iboto nyo ung pinaka deserving sa pwesto…

7 05 2010
senior60

sa totoo lang, ngayon pa lang naawa na ako kay noynoy
kung siya na nga ang magiging presidente ng pilipinas,
kasi ngayon pa lang halata na na he is not deciding and
cannot decide for himself, halimbawa na lang ang hacienda
issue, kung noong una, with conviction nyang sinabi na
ipamigay na sa mga farmers within the span of how many
years, lately, nang lumutang ulit ang issue, somebody else
na answered in his stead at sabi pa, hindi naman si noynoy
ang sole owner kaya….

malaking malaking malaki ang utang na loob ni noynoy kay
mar kaya bahala na kung magmukha syang walang utang na
loob to other personalities, kanyang gagawin….

i am talking here sa kanyang ad na si mar lang ang kanyang
bise at wala ng iba, ewan ko sa inyo pero para sa akin, isa
itong pambabastos/pang walang utang na loob nga kina chiz
at binay, he could have kept his silence on this issue but cannot
nga, ngayon pa lang isa na syang hostage…

at kahit gusto pa sana nilang ipostpone ang election dahil sa
mga kapalpakan pa sa comelec, gusto na rin nila na ituloy na
dahil natatakot na si mar na tuluyan ng ma ungusan ni binay,
kaawaawa nga naman si korina, dalawang beses na muntik
magiging first lady, ngayon mabokya pa sa pagka second lady…

ngayon, alam nyo na or hindi pa rin….

7 05 2010
viva canada

I will delegate 50-80% of my power to Mar.

Read: I will work 20-50% of the time only. Can’t you hear the warning bells, yellow plague?

7 05 2010
REMLE

I Won’t vote for noy kasi selfish cya… laging nag-sasarili

7 05 2010
REMLE

i’ll vote sana for gibo kya lang sayang lang ang boto ko kc matatalo lang din cya…halatang mga elite at middle class ang nag-popost ng comment dito ay maka-Gibo..kahit c PH.. i bet hindi cya mananalo..kc ung mga -masa walang access s internet.. ang dami yata nila….

11 05 2010
ELMER

Hey Elmer. Iboto mo ang taong sa tingin mo ay may kakayahan mamuno ng ating bansa. Ang eleksyon ay HINDI LOTTO na kung saan dapat tuamaya sa winning number! Okay? Jejeje

11 05 2010
vince

Wala. “Ngayon ko lang napansin Jojo! We have a lot of things in common pala! Naging mayor ka, naging mayor ako. Doktora ang asawa mo, doktora ang asawa ko. May naging kabit ka, may naging kabit ako. Naku! Sana naman ngayong eleksyon, pag natalo ka, manalo naman ako! For a change!” HAHA. Ang nangyari, natalo si Erap, pero mukhang mananalo si Binay. Ahaha

11 05 2010
ampelos

haha. very funny but true. i salute the writers :)

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