1-ON-1

17 02 2010

FEBRUARY 17, Ash Wednesday marks the first day of Lent. So don’t be surprised at Napocor’s announcement that power rates are set to soar. Simula na ng Mahal na Araw.

One on One
Have you heard of the planned face-off between presidential candidates Noynoy Aquino and Manny Villar? The Liberal Party and the Nacionalista Party refer to it as a debate. I call it trending.

Sen. Manuel Villar Jr. has accepted Sen. Noynoy Aquino’s challenge for a one on one debate. However, the two parties couldn’t agree on the venue for the planned showdown. Noynoy wants to do it at SCTEx; Villar prefers C-5 Road.

Sen. Noynoy Aquino has dared Sen. Manuel Villar to a one on one debate. Villar accepted the challenge and asked Noynoy to “name the place, name the time, and I will be there” – to which Gilbert Remulla, Adel Tamano and Alan Peter Cayetano chorused, “Ows? Promise?!?”

Sen. Jamby Madrigal has also expressed interest in joining the highly anticipated debate. The lady senator reiterates she’s ready to debate anytime with anybody… except for Judy Ann Santos.

Noynoy Cries ‘Bias’
Sen. Noynoy Aquino accuses debate moderator, journalist Antonio Lopez of bias for Sen. Manny Villar during Tuesday’s presidential forum organized by the Philippine Chamber of Commerce and Industry. An awkward moment ensued when an annoyed Noynoy asked Lopez, “Who do you think you are, Ted Failon?”

Top 5 Signs that Moderator Antonio Lopez Was Biased Against Noynoy Aquino During Tuesday’s Presidential Forum

No. 5: While Villar was answering a question, Lopez interrupted him twice and said, “That’s right!” and “Exactly!” While Noynoy was answering a question, Lopez interrupted him twice and said, “Yeah right!” and “Whateverrrr, bitch!”

No. 4: After asking a question, Lopez would inform Noynoy, “You have two minutes to answer.” After asking a question, Lopez would inform Villar, “Take your time and think of an answer.”

No. 3: During his opening, Lopez introduced Villar as “the next president” and introduced Noynoy, as “the next rap star.”

No. 2: During his closing, Lopez praised Villar for his humility; applauded Gordon for his honesty; commended Gibô for his wits, and envied Noynoy for his new Berluti shoes.

And the No. 1 sign that PCCI forum moderator Antonio Lopez was biased against Noynoy…

Whenever Noynoy has answered a question, Lopez would ask the crowd, “Naniniwala ba kayo?” And whenever Villar has answered a question, Lopez would ask them, “Wala ba kayong mga kamay?”

In Other News…
Trillanes Can Post Bail

A Makati City judge has granted the request of detained senator Antonio Trillanes for temporary liberty. No wonder, security has been heightened at The Manila Peninsula.

DOH and Condoms
Volunteer health workers from the Department of Health distributed free condoms last Valentine’s Day weekend. Despite criticisms from Catholic bishops, the health workers continued to give away free condoms last Monday… until they were abducted by military men and brought to a safe house in Morong, Rizal.

Photo of the Weak

Ano ang iyong magiging reaksyon kapag nakasalubong mo siya at inabutan ka niya ng kanyang infamous bracelet?
A: “So, ito pala! Ito pala ‘yung ‘pinamudmod mo noong libing ni Tita Cory?”
B: (Sings) “Si Villar ang tunay na mahirap. Si Villar ang tunay na may malasakit!”
C: “How sweet of you madam! Matutuwa si Brownie. May bago na naman siyang toy.”
D: “Hindi ako kumakain ng bracelet! I’m a vegetarian.”
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~Dean Koontz

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62 responses

17 02 2010
jongskie721

base :D hahaha

18 02 2010
stillsexy

to Mr. Landicho: I am compiling your posts, ipapamana ko sa mga anak o at magiging apo. Baka makakuha kahit kaunting abilidad sa inyo.

18 02 2010
professionalheckler

hahaha. :)

18 02 2010
jamespo

i salute you Mr. Landicho !!!!!!!!

18 02 2010
yolly-ong

This post is a blasphemy on the character of Mr. Aquino. He wasn’t using new Berluti shoes as alleged…

18 02 2010
acid

why so serious?

oh yeah- because noynoy is all business, bawal nakangiti!

18 02 2010
topdog

ano blasphemy doon yolly ong? tinatamaan na ba kayo? Better get Mr. PH as your heckler-in-residence. Mag-iimprove pa rating ng kinakampanya ninyo!

17 02 2010
jongskie721

so si Antonio Lopez ay campaign manager ni Manny? hehe

17 02 2010
BAROK

masyadong obvious…na mahal ang bayad.

17 02 2010
whatchamakulitz

tsk tsk tsk panibagong pasanin na naman and mahal na halaga kuryente :(.

17 02 2010
SYDMAN

hmmm…

si perlas mamimigay ng bracelet PERO PEARLS!!!

trillanes tatakbo?

UGH!!!!

17 02 2010
eufems

Haha, Jamby bracelets…

17 02 2010
mang cruz

Mga nakasalubong ko today …. ang dudungis!!! Akala ko galing sa tambak ng basura … yon pala sa simbahan. Ash Wednesday nga pala. Time to start to reflect …. to meditate …. to forgive …. and remember that COMELEC forbids candidates to campaigning on Holy Thursday and Good Friday. Walang dayaaaaaaaan!!!!

17 02 2010
basti

Trillanes running again ? ? ? ? ?
KAPAL NG MUKHA NYA! He is one of the top spenders in the senate ranking # 4 spending at least P17.2 million eventhough he is jail..
Just wondering where he spend that huge amount of money? Maybe paying his lawyers just to free him… Shame on you Trillanes…

18 02 2010
Worried Pinoy

I think the P17.2 million went to Peninsula and Oakwood as payment for the stupid damages he inflicted. It would have been better kung napatay na lang sya noon. Atleast rebulto na nya ang nasa Paseo at mapapalitan na din si lapu-lapu.

17 02 2010
senior60

wow topdog wish granted ka ni mister heckler,
or, may crystal ball ka?

wow mister heckler sketch artist ka rin pala, your
portrait ba tawag doon can also pass for a girl
what with those thin eyebrows and long eyelashes,
if not for the haircut…

18 02 2010
topdog

muntik ko na ngang isama sa presidentiable si Mr. Heckler eh. para siyang si pacman, once-in-a-lifetime lumalabas. Dapat gawin syang National Artist. Kung may tinatawag na erap jokes, merong Mr.PH jokes. Pero mas tumatagos ang kanyang heckles…

17 02 2010
senior60

ang organizers ng pcci forum ang wrong sa pagpili

kay tony lopez as debate moderator, alam naman

siguro nila na anti noynoy si lopez, if i were noynoy,

hindi ako dumalo than cry bias later…

17 02 2010
The Lady in Green Ruffles

with regards to Trillanes on bail issue, ive heard in GMA News that he is still not allowed to exit Camp Crame because of Army rule he broke…

18 02 2010
jasper

mas maganda pag naka kabit sa polygraph (lie detector) si manny and noy2 while debating.

18 02 2010
jamespo

nice idea! at… nakaupo sa electric chair… sana

18 02 2010
topdog

Ang galing galing mo talaga Mr. PH… another super! Another genius gem! Biro mo napagdikit ang 1:1 debate sa SCTEX at C-5 road !

Noynoy wants to do it at SCTEx; Villar prefers C-5 Road. LOL ! idol !

18 02 2010
stillsexy

Panalo ung no. 2….. No. 2: During his closing, Lopez praised Villar for his humility; applauded Gordon for his honesty; commended Gibô for his wits, and envied Noynoy for his new Berluti shoes.

May kiliti ang heckling, may pagkaintriga, may pang-asar !

18 02 2010
majorproblem

it is too much already. Grabe ! Wow! Noynoy should consider SCTEX as the venue of the 1:1 debate !!!

18 02 2010
derdo

Antonio Lopez – I used to read him. What happened?

18 02 2010
johnstyx

akala kasi ni noynoy basta Lopez…taga ABias CBN…hehehehe

18 02 2010
ramjo

On Trillanes posting bail, hindi ako lawyer, pero for the life of me, I can’t understand kung paano nasabi nung judge na “kulang ang ebidensiya” laban sa kanya. So ano ang tawag sa nangyari Oakwood? Sa Manila Peninsula? Soiree? Labo!!

18 02 2010
ako

cla lang tlga dapat mgdebate.. SILA LANG NAMAN TLGA NAGLALABAN.. wag na maglokohan.. alam namng talo na ung iba kahaya khit may sense na isalis sila, wag na lang, aksaya lang sa oras.

18 02 2010
kwag

election is not a popularity contest

22 02 2010
ako

I know, pero it’s the reality.. it’s between the two of them..

18 02 2010
jamespo

Mahal na araw! Pero kung pupunta ka sa Meralco Head Office, sobrang lakas ng aircon nila. Libre kasi (pinapasan ng Meralco consumers)…

18 02 2010
professionalheckler

agree! ang kapal ng mukha nila! ibalik ang overcharged payment!

18 02 2010
yolly-ong

Mr. Landicho: I have viewed succintly the question-and-answer forum. Tony Lopez did not act nor respond as you have reported. If this is not affront to the campaign of Mr. Aquino, I do not know what this is… from: SNN (Sulong NOYNOY NA!)

18 02 2010
topdog

Political humor itong pinuntahan…

18 02 2010
STILLSEXY

I THOUGHT BLASPHEMY ONLY REFERS TO A GOD, diyos na ba si noynoy?

19 02 2010
checkmate

awts are you serious? really? is this blog significantly drags noynoy’s rating down that the campaign manager or representative makes a big deal in such a small matter? maybe you didn’t get it or just a troll that…

19 02 2010
acid

Yolly Ong you are really pathetic.

Your existence only makes me wish your “I’m gonna quit smoking (only if I become president kasi ngayon the pressure of campaigning is too much for me” political patron loses even to another candidate I don’t want winning.

Pathetic.

19 02 2010
juanaganda

ay, tange!

18 02 2010
kwag

hahaha talagang matutuwa c brownie! referring to jamby bracelets :D

18 02 2010
YeKiS

Lumabas ang tunay na kulay ni Noynoy. Nakaranas din ng isang bias na forum, lagi kasi nakakaranas ng mga bagay na pabor sa kanya. Ayan tuloy. BHuti pa ibang kandidato di nagrereklamo eh.

18 02 2010
angellocsin

funny read, mr. heckler. as always. are you single? charing!

18 02 2010
darthvader

if in favor kay noy ok lang sa kanya pero pag against/bias galit sya.pano pag presidente na sya lahat ng mag comment/critics bias at awayin nya.sasabihin ko sana baka makakalbo sya sa inis sa dami ng critics nya pag president na sya pero kalbo na nga pala sya…..o kaya cguro nakalbo…..sige mainis at magalit pa sya anyway he no more or so few hair left.
he should have showed diplomacy & grace,like a true presidential contender….like gibo at every presidential forum….or villar at the mkt business club visit.
but its a good thing is that we get to see the real noynoy

18 02 2010
Lawrence_Patola

Dapat lang mag react ang isang tao ke kandidato man o hindi pag tini treat siya in an unfair manner. Kaya nga tayo ginagago ng mga politikong katulad ni Villar dahil di tayo pumapalag…akala lahat ng Filipino bobo.

BTW, ang balita ko, di na si Yolly Ong (Campaigns) ang ad agency ni Noynoy…si Maria Montelibano na raw ang gumagawa ng ads.

Si Mar Roxas naman, bumalik na doon sa ad agency na dating gumawa ng Mr. Palengke. Wala na doon sa gumawa ng padyak. Buti naman.

19 02 2010
kwag

mag react nga pero in a gentleman manner naman. dapat di magpapadala sa galit o inis, professional way kumbaga — presidente na pinaguusapan eh

18 02 2010
randulf

hahaha panalo sa bracelet!

18 02 2010
mjgallego

just love this blog hahah

18 02 2010
blue_label

this is one of the best posts by PH. very witty.

18 02 2010
Anonymous

Totoo kaya eto? Gumagana na raw ang makinarya ni Noynoy na nakabase sa DPC Place sa Pasong Tamo Extn na kung saan andun din ang isang opisina ni Mar Roxas. Umaandar na ang Text Brigade at ready na rin ang internet addicts na tila mga mersinaryo (LOL!) na handang gamitin ang kanilang mga sandata upang lipulin ang mga kalaban ni Noynoy sa pamamagitan ng cyberspace. Unang patikim pa lang ng Txt Brigade ang pagiging umanoy Secret Candidate ng Arroyo Admin si Villar. Isang mortal sin din ang magsalita ng anything against Noynoy pag nasa loob ka ng DPC Place.

18 02 2010
paul

Noynoy aparently cannot handle opposition. Is he a spoiled brat or has a feudal landlord mindset or just psychologcally impaired? Yung mga taohan nila sa Luisita nga nagooppose minasaker nila last time.

19 02 2010
Ed

you can just ask the doctors and nurses who took care of Kris Aquino in St Luke’s when she had some minor issues during the time she gave birth to James Junior how the Aquinos (evryone from mommy to brother to sisters) really treat people when they feel pressured and emotional.

“like hacienderos” is what one of them said.

20 02 2010
j2merc

Care to elaborate more?

20 02 2010
mommy

I think it is because he was never active in any important issues be it congress or senate. He just went with the flow and now he is in the presidential race thinking he is the sure winner with the initial polls being in his favor. Got turned off really when he said poll results were only bought from Quiapo…..but why didnt he say that when he was leading by a mile. It was even used be him and the pink sisters as basis for his acceptance.

18 02 2010
senior60

uuuyyyy AKO, ikaw ha, anong gusto mo, away? hahaha

anong naglokohan, sinong naglokohan, basta ako serious,
ang layo pa kaya ng election, marami pang mangyayari…

kung ikaw AKO ay nag defend lang sa surveys at doon ka
lang pipili sa dalawa kahit hindi mo sila gusto, then, ikaw
AKO ang naloko…

anyway, isa lang naman ang gusto na topic ni noynoy sa
debate, ang insertion, gasgas na topic na, huwag na lang
kaya, sayang sa oras…

19 02 2010
honcho

can’t wait for loi to heckle on bong revilla’s stunt — geez

http://www.gmanews.tv/story/184067/revilla-jrs-surname-is-now-bong-revilla

19 02 2010
itskaye

B ako! Kakanta ako. OMG. Baka sabunutan ako ni Ja-ja-ja-jamby!

19 02 2010
john

dapat matuloy ang debateng noynoy-money. at okey lang mapagusapan nilang dalawa sa debate ang C5 issue dahil umiwas-pusoy si money nang isalang sa senado ang report ng committee of the whole. that way, may oportunidad si money na patunayan na FLIGHT DOES NOT ALWAYS INDICATE GUILT. sige nga money villaroyo!

19 02 2010
juanaganda

…akala ko sasabihin ni Nonoy na venue eh ABS-CBN compound, pero okay na rin ang SCTEX hahahah!!! And yes, it’s not going to be a debate, it’s trending.

ang hirap kay Nonoy kung maka-asta akala mo tiyak na siya ang mananalo at ang basehan lang naman ay survey….anong akala mo sa lahat ng Pinoy? Ogag? Magkapatid nga kayo ni Kris..ang yayabang!!!

20 02 2010
paul

Her incessant self-promotion, vocal admiration for her own beauty, use of star power for political purposes, passion for expensive things and apparent iimpetience when things are not to her liking are so reminiscent of Mrs. Marcos at the height of Martial Law. No doubt Kris Aquino is the Imelda Marcos of the 21st century

19 02 2010
YeKiS

Panu ba naman, naudyok lang tumakbong Presidente si Noynoy. Ni wala ngang ambisyong maging Presidente yan eh. Tumakbong iniisip ang mga tao, di inisip kung kwalipikado ba siya. Eh kung mahawakan man niya ang pagiging Presidente, sa lambot niya baka i bypass lang siya ng mga nandun. Todas nanaman niyan kung ang magmamanipula eh yung mga nasa kasalukuyang posisyon..

Walang commanding power si Noynoy, sabay lang siya sa alon. Di tulad ng Ama niya, talagang matapang magsalita at may prinsipiyo. Ang layo ni Noynoy kay Ninoy.

22 02 2010
moveout

“Ang layo ni Noynoy kay Ninoy”

agree!
the latter is malamya na, pikon pa.
duh!

21 02 2010
flashbulb100w

Yuck. That bracelet is so cheap.

22 02 2010
moveout

oos, the former pala, haha!

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