THE FUGITIVE

7 02 2010

PAGASA says summer is almost here. It’s getting hotter and hotter outside. No wonder, Sen. Panfilo Lacson refuses to come out.

Ping Lacson
Sen. Panfilo Lacson’s staunch ally, Archbishop-emeritus Oscar Cruz says  the senator’s decision to flee is “justifiable” saying “Sa tingin ko, hindi niya magagawa ang ibinibintang sa kanya.” Cruz’ statement has fueled speculations that he’s quitting the priesthood to become a lawyer.

There have been conflicting reports as to the whereabouts of fugitive senator Panfilo Lacson. Some say he’s in Australia. Others insist he’s still in Hong Kong. And then, some believe he’s at the basement of Marlene Aguilar’s house.

Authorities tried to serve the warrant of arrest Saturday by visiting Lacson’s residence in Ayala, Alabang. Then, they went to the house of Lacson’s son, Panfilo ‘Pampi’ Lacson III and his wife, actress Jodi Sta. Maria in BF Homes, Parañaque City. They also visited his parents’ home but Lacson was never found. Apparently, they haven’t searched the house of Archbishop Cruz yet.

Sen. Gringo Honasan, who himself was a fugitive from the law on several occasions in the past said Senator Lacson should “master the art of disguise.” Honasan advised him to “maximize costumes” – prompting Lacson to read articles on Lady Gaga.

Reports say Senator Lacson will surface only after the May 10 polls when a new president is elected. Unless of course, it’s Manny Villar.

Top 8 Movie Remakes Starring Sen. Panfilo Lacson

No. 8: Ping Shui

No. 7: Duwag the Dog

No: 6: Look Who’s Hiding

No. 5: Chickened, Ran

No. 4: Coward’s End

No. 3: I Know What You Did Last November 2000

No. 2: Harry Dacer and the Prisoner of Alabang

And the No.1 movie remake starring Sen. Panfilo Lacson…

You’ve Got Jail

In Other News…
The Commission on Elections held mock polls Saturday. Topping the race for president was Dr. Jose Rizal… prompting the PR group of Sen. Noynoy Aquino to make changes in their campaign strategy.

In the mock polls held Saturday, Dr. Jose Rizal emerged as the top pick for president besting closest rival Emilio Aguinaldo. However, Aguinaldo refused to concede and vowed to immediately file an election protest.

In the mock polls held Saturday, Dr. Jose Rizal emerged as the top pick for president. The Liberal Party accused Rizal of being the “secret candidate” of the Spanish Governor-General.

Marcelo H. Del Pilar won the vice presidential race in the mock polls held Saturday. The next day, Korina Sanchez was on radio blaming Conrado De Quiros and Kiko Pangilinan for her husband’s loss.

Noynoy Aquino’s Camp Reacts
The Professional Heckler received an email from the head of Sen. Noynoy Aquino’s advertising campaign, Ms Yolly Ong of ad agency Campaigns and Grey as regards the recent post titled “EVEN NOW.” It was sent through Philippine Star columnist William ‘Billy’ Esposo, an online friend of The Professional Heckler. Click here for details.

Survey Says
According to the latest survey, Noynoy and Villar are statistically “tied” now – because…
Villar has more ads than Noynoy 31%
Villar’s ads are more effective than Noynoy’s 42%
I don’t care! 27%

We have a new survey. Please vote now.

Elsewhere…
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25 responses

7 02 2010
eydward

“You’ve Got Jail” – WIN! Super win!
Lacson, come out come out wherever you are! :D
I’m so enjoying the Pinoy Hangaroo game. <3

7 02 2010
CAIDIC

una noynoy dapat ako, pero naramdaman ko na sobrang yabang ng mga suporters niya. parang feel ko na kapag hindi ako noynoy, tanga ako. suoer defensive din nila. porket mayayaman kasi sila.
yung mga yan pinaramdam sa akin na may pagkakaiba talga ang mayaman at mahirap. saksakan ng yabang mga yellow group.
isipin mo pati ikaw sulatan hahahaha grabee

tirahin mo lang ng tirahin yan PH!!! para mapikon lalo!! hahahahaha mabuhay ka!!!

basta ako kahit sino, wag lang yang mayayabang na dlaw!!

7 02 2010
jewel

panssin ko nga rin yan, mayayabang mga noy followers.

8 02 2010
arcticlass

kung hindi nyo cya iboto mananalo ang Villar na yan…gusto nyo ba yan..napakacorrupt! Hindi ako makanoynoy kaso ayokong manalo nga si Villar…most esp. that they now tied in the latest survey.

I think if you want a better Phils…you’ll vote for NOYNOY…I don’t think we have a choice. The rest were so far behind in the survey.

I’m no longer residing in the Phils. but I still care for our country.

7 02 2010
Art

hahaha. I like Harry Dacer and the Prisoner of Alabang!
Nice one Prof Heck. :)

7 02 2010
eufems

Marami kayang ads si Jose Rizal kaya siya nanalo? HIndi naman namatay si Doña Teodora…

Sangkot nga ba si Emilio Aguinaldo sa pagdodoble ng pondo sa pinapagawang kalye sa Palanan, Isabela?

And Liberal Party has a reason to celebrate: three Aquinos made it to the Senatorial race (Benigno Q. Aquino Sr of KALIBAPI, Benigno ‘Ninoy’ Aquino Jr of Liberal, and Corazon C. Aquino of UNIDO)

BONIFACIO for PRESIDENT 2010!

7 02 2010
chiwee

hahaha. brainwashing yung campaign ni Rizal. no filipino of school age can escape it.

Come to think of it. This if my memory still serves me right. Mula Grade School’s Primer: My name is Jose Rizal, I was born on June 19,1861, Calamba is my Town, Calamba is in Laguna, It is a good town, I was happy in Calmaba, page 2, My Parents: My father was Francisco Rizal Mercado, He was a good man, He was a farmer, too. My Mother, My mother was Teodora Alonzo. She was my first teacher, She taught me how to read, She taught me how to right, page 3, My Brother and Sisters: I have one brother and eight sisters. They are: Blah, blah blah…. page 4. How Calamba got its name, etc. etc….

Hanggang Rizal 1-4 sa college. Pati yung Spanish 4 noon, Rizal pa rin. Reveals my age, haha.

E kay Bonifacio, wala akong masyadong ma-recall dyan except I see him as a man with the itak. Del Pilar and Juan Luna, halos even to me. Pareho kasing mey bigote. hehe.

8 02 2010
ilongotpango

nakarelate acko dyan..yoon nga ang turo sa elem at hangaang spanish 4 n…bakit sya naging topnotcher sa survey ng mgahero..yoon ay gawa ng mga dayuhan..para..tahimik..bawal kai ang rebelde tulad ni boni,..kaya runnerup nalang sya sa survey gawang kalamba..tapos naniwala naman lahat ng noypi..kanya kanyang dahilan lang iyan….buti ng nga may pinagpili-an puro pinoy..di forenger ang nanalo o speaker nya..getz mo

7 02 2010
phreddox

I see the point of these mock polls.

People have too much time on their hands.

7 02 2010
bukopie28

hahaha! duwag talaga to si Ping. akala ko ba kamay na bakal sya? magaling lang manira ng tao, pero pag sya na ang tinitira, ambilis tumakbo. atapang atao, abilis atakbo. lol!

7 02 2010
BAROK

Ping has hundreds of mole in the PNP…he knew its coming kaya inunahan na niya.
Ang mga tipo ni Ping di lumalaban ng harapan at patas. Kung ako sa NBI, i-rubout na rin sya para di na pamarisan.

7 02 2010
redd

actually, Archbishop Cruz is already a lawyer, although a canon lawyer. However, it’s surprising that he would “dispense” Senator Lacson of the full course of the law because the bishop does not like GMA. How ironic that a man of the law does not respect the laws he once swore to uphold and protect

7 02 2010
balikatan

william esposo is another conrado de quiros. he is another endorser of noynoy. its very obvious in his columns that william esposo is building up the image of noynoy and destroying his opponents particularly villar. you’ll notice on philstar.com’s website under the chair wrecker editorial page, the comments section is i think disabled coz for sure marami galit na dito sa baboy na william esposo na to.

8 02 2010
juanaganda

ay, sinabi mo, BABOY talaga ‘yang columnist na ‘yan at sobrang arogante! I e-mailed him once in reaction to one of his articles at grabe, as in, nilait-lait pa ako sa reply ‘nya, walang finesse or some sense of civility! dapat ang column ‘nyan sa Philstar ay palitan ng “Noynoy’s Corner”…one word to describe this PIGGY: “ARROGANT”.

7 02 2010
John T

Nasa Imus lang po si Kuya Ping ko ….dun lang sa me Malagasang! Wag nyong hanapin sa Australia! beh kalapit-lapit lang samin ang pinatataguan ni kuya ping eh, doon lang, daretsuhin nyo lang pagdating nyo dun sa me kanto! (Imus, Cavite accent, haha!)

8 02 2010
chiwee

mey reward ba? :-)

kasi, punta ako maya maya sa open canal para mamili ng palochina at madadaanan ko yon.

7 02 2010
senior60

ang kapalaran nga naman ng tao, sino ba mag aakala

na one day magiging fugitive si lacson, siya na once

upon a not so long time ago ay taga-usig…..

pakitingnan din sa bahay ni arsobispo pag wala kina

marlene….

8 02 2010
watdapak

“maximize costumes” – prompting Lacson to read articles on Lady Gaga. = hhahahaha

8 02 2010
Pingky

sa wakas, maisusuot na ng lola natin ang mga drag outfit nya sa baul.

8 02 2010
melo

Baka nga tutoo na na-master na ni Lacson ang “art of disguise”….who knows tinulungan ni Vicky Belo,iba na ang face niya…paki-tingin nga kung si Madam Auring yun,baka si Lacson na yun.

8 02 2010
juanaganda

……come on, Ping, di ba sabi mo: “Be Not Afraid”?

…all his excuses for leaving RP are pure hogwash! face the music, ilabas mo na ang lahat ng tapang mo Ping, you have plenty of lawyers to defend you and media friends (like ABS-CBN esp. Anthony Taberna with their panig sa katotohanan antics) who can always make you look innocent and make people believe that the RP justice system sucks….plus, you’ll have nice jail waiting for you baby!

8 02 2010
Booklover1020

this post really cracked me up. thanks for making my day. :)

8 02 2010
jasper

nagtatago muna c ping until his lawyer atty fortun(e) disposes of his commitment to the ampatuans.

9 02 2010
senior60

nakakaawa din naman si lacson, now his face

is all over mga poste with wanted sign at

pinag-iisipan na kung magbigay ba ng pabuya

sa informer….

11 02 2010
mbw

my sympathies are for Senator Lacson knowing some insider stories about him. But politics is politics and he is certainly not a “babes in the wood.” He will get by.

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