FYI: the official campaign period for national elective posts won’t kick-off until February 9. Yes, according to the law, official campaigning starts on that day… meaning, those ads you see on TV right now? They’re unofficial. They’re not serious. Don’t believe them.
The race for president heats up as the campaign period approaches. Have you seen the candidates’ latest stunts? Noynoy Aquino tried to rap, Gilbert Teodoro flew a plane, and Manny Villar performed another vanishing act at the Senate.
Noynoy Aquino tried to rap and Gilbert Teodoro attempted to fly a plane. Not to be outdone, Bro. Eddie Villanueva will try to walk on water.
Have you seen Gilbert Teodoro’s latest TV ad where he tried to fly a plane? Here’s an update on that: the owner of the plane has threatened to sue Gibô for using the aircraft without permission.
This just in! While ABS-CBN is backing the candidacy of Noynoy Aquino, its child welfare arm, Bantay Bata 163 has decided to throw its support behind “abused child” Jamby Madrigal.
Villar vs. Enrile
Senate President Juan Ponce Enrile accused Sen. Manuel Villar Jr. of trying to buy his loyalty last August 29, 2009. It took five months for Enrile to expose the alleged bribe try because he had to study the offer carefully.
Villar vs. Enrile II
Sen. Manuel Villar Jr. denied offering a bribe to Senate President Juan Ponce Enrile. While Villar admitted that he met briefly with Enrile, he clarified that he never attempted to bribe him although he remembered telling the Senate president, “I could give you a new house and lot if you’d appear as a contestant on Wowowee.”
Pimentel’s Joke
Senate Minority Leader Aquilino Pimentel Jr. has apologized for a sex joke during Monday’s heated Senate debate on the C-5 road extension project controversy. Pimentel admitted that it was wrong to crack a joke on Korina’s crack.
Priests Confess
Some 5,500 Roman Catholic priests participated in a mass confession Wednesday, January 27. The event marked one of the largest gatherings of hypocrites ever.
Some 5,500 Roman Catholic priests participated in a mass confession Wednesday, January 27. A check on official records showed that the most common terms uttered during the confession were “boys” and “women.”
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hahahahahahaha….ayuz! abused child…bantay bata hahahaha…i love u heckler!
PH, i just had to repost your FYI—love it—nothing of it is true pala! hahaha
yeah, it was a rap part. thanks for backing me on this one. A friend told me it was just a simple voice over of Noynoy on his ad. In fairness, catchy ang tune. Why not include Eddie Villanueva’s vid as well. hanep sa hirit eh.
“Eddie Ako!”
Have a great day PH.
re ABS-CBN backing up Noynoy, I’ve read from someone I’m following in Twitter that ABS-CBN cuts short statements of presidentiables on this particular forum while they show the full answer/statement of Noynoy and they do otherwise when he falters. Tsk, tsk.
LOL re official campaigning period thus, not believing their ads. Nice one.
wait a minute, kay Rico Blanco din ba yung plane??
yeah, those ads are unofficial, we shouldn’t believe them. ehehehehe
it is my first time to see a pilot walking on the tarmac to get inside a 747 plane! funny!
In the US Air Force, pilots do walk in the tarmac to get to their much bigger C17 planes and B2 Bombers… so I don’t see why you find it so funny…
bakit si babby james lang ang kasama? nasaan si joshua?
…si villar ang tunay na mahirap… Mahirap hanapin!!! magpakita ka na kasi sa senate. ang kulit-kulit. lahat nag aaway-away dahil mahirap ka. Mahirap pasagutin!
villar – why wont you just show up?!? everyone’s fighting just because of your disappearing act. tunay ka ngang mahirap. mahirap hanapin! mahirap pasagutin! mahirap kausapin!
haha.
the biggest gathering of hypocrites! classic. another one for the books PH. marami nanaman magagalit nito sa iyo. hahaha
mapikon talo!
Hindi naman dapat mapikon. Maaaring may mga hypocrites nga but many are trying to live up to their priestly commitment.
Mabuti pa si Gibo, mula lupa ay nagta-try magpalipad ng eroplano. Si Noynoy ay nasa lupa at naghahanap ng aswang !
re: priests confess
‘ the event marked one of the largest gatherings
of hypocrites ever’
wow !!! this is now to the max, to the highest level
of heckling….
Good day
“This just in! While ABS-CBN is backing the candidacy of Noynoy Aquino, its child welfare arm, Bantay Bata 163 has decided to throw its support behind “abused child” Jamby Madrigal.”
HAHAHA!
noynoy tried to RAP! nyahahahahah….baka nga naman mapanood
cya ng michael jackson crew at isali cya sa video…
again, u never fail to amuse me PH.
Correct. Greatest gathering of hypocrites. Next are the leftist rallies with Maza, Ocampo and Hontiveros and the joint congressional meetings
nagmemeet yung mga yun? ngee!
Wow, hypocrites ba? How are we sure? Sa mga exaggerations? Statistics , meron? Yung totoo.
Kilalanin nyo muna mga pari nyo bago kayo magcomment dito.
Hindi naman lahat.
da best tong part na to:
Have you seen Gilbert Teodoro’s latest TV ad where he tried to fly a plane? Here’s an update on that: the owner of the plane has threatened to sue Gibô for using the aircraft without permission.
paki-fix lang si “to flew”
ooops, thanks for alerting me on that.
Mukhang magrereply mamaya yung mga catholics dahil sa banat mo against sa priests.
sige spongebob, maghintay ka ng reply….
I think Catholics themselves are criticism-tolerant… sanay na…
It’s really part of their life as priests that they may be mocked.
may nagreply na, hanapin nyo lang ung comment na may sarcasm…. ^^
Senate Minority Leader Aquilino Pimentel Jr. has apologized for a sex joke during Monday’s heated Senate debate on the C-5 road extension project controversy. Pimentel admitted that it was wrong to crack a joke on Korina’s crack.-
–sapul! nyahahaha!
At least, si Bayani, hindi tatawid ng kalsada. Nakakamatay! =)
Shaks, PH, g’leng-g’leng mo talaga!
Bilib ako, ‘di lamang sa ideas mo, kun’di pati na rin sa presentation. With matching photos pa.
Thanks for the jokes.
heckler. baket ba abused child ang inasa nia kay madrigal? matanong lang.. sori naman out of this world, pero I really wan to know why
Hahahah good one Mr. PH!!!!
Quick one though, which is worse? A real pilot flying a plane or a pretend rapper trying to rap? I’d say the latter.
By the way Mr.PH thanks so much for allowing me to post my videos on your blog! I really appreciate it!
akala ko nga inedit lang nila sa kung anong program yung boses ni Noynoy!
is there a greater gathering of hypocrites than during a political sortie? oh well…
Oo nga kuya PH. At least yung mga pari ngayon, hindi sing ipokrito ng mga prayle… ang pulitiko, forever ipokrito…
let’s study about the true history, not from the propagandists during American regime who distorted history. If prayles are really “hypocrites”, are the filipinos that stubborn on waiting for 300 yrs before fighting for independence? And does Rizal really fought against the Church and all the priests? He even had friends from their ranks and there are good priests on his novel’s characters.
WERE DOOMED!!!!
PH, paki-clarify naman yung Korina’s crack – front or back?
i’ll leave that to your imagination
front and back kasi “double insertion” hahaha
iamrico…sicko!
HAHAHAHA!!! Amen.
i know you don’t believe in the catholic church and alll, still, boo!
“Korina’s crack-front or back?”….natawa ako dito Mo Money Bilyar….
Question lang:Does Mel Tiangco & Karen Davila care about Korina’s crack? hahaha
Sir,
Paki check naman blog post, baka gusto nyo yung pic ni villar at ampatuan, magkamukang magkamuka
thanks
ok. thanks.
takte, magkakamukha sina ampatuan, jajajajamby, at manny villar ang magtatapos ng ating kahirapan?
Gibo flew a plane….in an attempt to “elevate” his ratings LOL
Dapat pinalipad ni Gibo hindi 747 kasi hindi realistic, di naman sya certified para magpalipad nun…mas maganda sana kung NOMAD plane ng lang ng Phil Airforce LOL
Eh di ang agang na-biyuda ni Nikki Teodoro.
yun lang!! LOL
bravo mr. ph!
“the owner of the plane has threatened to sue Gibô for using the aircraft without permission.” ~the water that i just drank flew to my pc monitor. you are high-larious mr. heckler
kudos!
nene pimentel’s crack on insertions was uncalled for. its pathetic how he made a mockery of the proceedings. its also an affront to Filipino women. terrible words coming from a man who is supposed to be a senior stateman.
I am having a grand time reading your blogs. Ang husay mo talagang mang-asar. Pls enlighten me why is Sen . Jamby called abused child? I did not get it. Thanks
that i have to research pa rin. mula nang sabihin yan ni senator pimentel sa senate floor, wala pa ring makapagsabi sa kin kung bakit.
Alam mo naman si Nene, nagsisingit ng senseless things sa debate… ano sa tingin natin ang dahilan kung bakit kailangan pang mag-green joke ni Nene kay Mar? Is that relevant?
Buti pa si Mar nakakapag-insertion pa, si Nene kaya pa bang mag-insert without the help of Viagra???
isn’t Gibo both a licensed commercial pilot AND an air force reservist or something? well, onga, largest gathering of hypocrites yung mga pari…challenged only by the house of representatives. hahaha
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