FIRST, some weather news. PAGASA’s Nathaniel “Mang Tanny” Cruz today clarified there’s no tropical cyclone coming. He made the clarification after receiving numerous phone calls asking why several people have started to flee… the country’s ruling party.
Mass Exodus
Manila Mayor Alfredo Lim, Governors Ayong Malicsi, Robert Ace Barbers, & Luis Raymond Villafuerte, ex-solon Hernani Braganza, and actor Cesar Montano led the mass exodus of several Lakas-Kampi-CMD allies to the Liberal Party and the Nacionalista Party… prompting President Arroyo to place the entire ruling coalition under a state of calamity.
Lakas Convention
The ruling Lakas-Kampi-CMD Party will hold a national convention on November 19 at the PICC. To ensure a relaxed atmosphere during the convention, the program will start with an icebreaker – a popular parlor game called “The Boat Is Sinking…”
Ebdane Declares Bid
Former Public Works and Highways Sec. Hermogenes Ebdane Jr. has formally announced his bid for the presidency in 2010 under the banner of the Philippine Labor and Peasant Party formerly known as Lapiang Manggagawa. Malacañang lauded Ebdane’s bid for the presidency… mainly because it would help Gilbert Teodoro avert a last place finish.
Oil Price Freeze
Government representatives and industry players will meet today to assess the two-week impact of Executive Order 839, which freezes fuel prices at October 15 levels. The result of the crucial meeting will be made public immediately by the oil companies’ official spokesperson – Secretary Angelo Reyes.
Mindanao Theme Park
The good news is a 1.2-billion peso theme park financed by convicted child rapist and former congressman Romeo Jalosjos recently opened in Mindanao. The bad news is only kids below 13 years old will be allowed entry.
Mindanao Theme Park II
Seven months after he was pardoned by President Arroyo, child rapist Romeo Jalosjos opened a new theme park in Dapitan City and named it “Gloria’s Fantasyland.” Jalosjos vehemently denied that it was named after President Arroyo, a close ally. Nobody believed him though… mostly because one unique attraction in the theme park is called the “Ro-Ro Ride.”
Manny on TIME
Manny Pacquiao is on the cover of the November 16 issue of TIME. In a related story, Mommy Dionisia landed on the cover of ‘Pastime.’
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Ro-Ro Ride…. hahahahahahaha! This made my day, PH.
Una po ako. Mr. Heckler.. Its another Manic Monday.. Good day to everyone. God bless
may nauna sa iyo. hehehe.
“well, done, ebdane, well done”
says the queen
talaga namang iba na ang level ni ka tani.
parang si noynoy!
re: lakas convention
on the other hand mister heckler, they will make it appear
with all their might, that the boat is not sinking….
senior 60, nagcomment ka na naman? Grrrr,,, wala namang kuwenta ang comments mo, hehehe, Peace! I love the seniors!
@topdog
mahirap magpalaki ng bata, mas mahirap pagsabihan ang nakatatanda. Di kaya asawa ni lola techie si Senior60? Go go go lolo techie! Galing, Talino at Edad, yan ang follower ni Gibo! Peace grandpa! hehehe…
and so the 2010 plot just keeps getting thicker… and sicker?!?.
Jalosjos and his “Gloria’s Fantasyland”, funny he’s denying pero it’s pretty darn obvious hahaha and the name’s just sickeningly annoying parang it gives me an image of an evil witch in a fantasy world hehehe
Ebdane Declares Bid
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ito ang tunay na makapal…. ang mukha!
Malamang Napakinggan niyo na yung Radio ad niya na may Slogan na : Hindi kAya Isang Jun Ebdane ang tamang Daan sa 20-10?….
bka si ely soriano at si ebdane ay iisa….tamang daan sa dating daan
juice ko ang user’s road tax…..
tingin ko ay inispread lang ni Gloria ang mga galamay niya para matied-up Liberal Party and Nacionalista Party sa impeachment case.
at the present fast rate of defection, may tao pa kayang darating sa convention ng Lakas Kampi sa November 19? hehehe
HHmmm… Bakit kaya nag aalisan ang mga tao sa PALAKA? HHmmmm…
mang tanny for president!!! ahahahahahaha. most famous talaga
The good news is a 1.2-billion peso theme park financed by convicted child rapist and former congressman Romeo Jalosjos recently opened in Mindanao. The bad news is it will be called “Neverland”. (Peace MJ fans!)
It’s Balimbing Season!
Paborito ko pa naman yang fruit na yan but it’s being given a bad name by these politicos tsk tsk.
OT : Napanood niyo na ba ang Special ng Kasal nina Korina at Mar?
Sinabi Ni Mrs.Palengke na Kasl daw ang Pinakamabuting Lunas sa Kabaliwang dala ng Pag-ibig…..
lol to all
“Convicted child-rapist Romeo Jalosjos opens theme park for kids in
Dapitan City”.
This newspaper article is so incongruous it deserves to be in the “Headlines”
portion of The Jay Leno Show.
Ang pangalan ng theme park dapat hindi ‘Gloria’ but ‘PIDO’ for pedophile, hehehe.
Hanep sumipsip si Jalosjos kay Goria, so that nga naman mabigyan siya ng absolute
pardon, di ba!
The result of the crucial meeting will be made public immediately by the oil companies’ official spokesperson – Secretary Angelo Reyes.
Eh ikaw ba naman ang bigyan ng lifetime supply of Unleaded/Premium/Diesel/Biogas/LPG/Kerosine/Crude/Asphalt/Jet A1 fuel/20 Gas stations of your choice eh, malamang. Punyeta! Sana lang eh biglang masunog ang sasakyan netong tao na to habang nakasakay sya sa loob at hindi sya makalabas. That will be a pretty sight to see! Punyeta! Obvious na obvious ka Angelo. Punyeta!
topdog hwag ka naman ganyan kay senior60. Kahit gurangerz na yan
may ibubuga pa. Admire ko yung mga seniors na pa blog-blog
pa rin at nakikipagsabayan sa mga kabataan sa computer.
At bilib din ako sa fighting spirit mo senior60. Lumulubog na yung barko
ni Gibo, pilit mo pang iniaahon, hehehe.
Ano ba pangalan mo sa Twitter, masundan ka nga, hehehe.
Okay yung parlor game sa convention. Magsasalbahan sina Claudio, Ermita, Suarez, Nograles GMA at iba pa. Ang matitira sa laro ang mag eendorse kay Gibo!
Pinakita sa TV yung announcement ni Ebdane with matching hand raising sa stage ng mga kapartido nya, na puro Who’s who. (Who’s he and Who are they)
Ang pinakakatawa sa lahat sa post dito ay yung mass exodus ng mga balimbing. Nakakatawa dahil lagi namang naboboto yang mga balimbing na yan. Nakakatawang may aray!!
Infairness, si Jinkee nasa cover din ng Time. (lower right corner). Go! Manny!
Napansin ko din. Buti na lang hindi “Mommy Dionisia” ang tinatoo niya ha ha.
re political defections: no angels and saints in politics,indeed,including one ex-wannabe-president who publicly said this recently.only lesser evil!?!God have mercy on their souls.let us pray for their conversion.we’re in dire need of saintly politicians…
half day lang sabong this coming sunday. may laban kc ang pambansang manok este kamao.
lalangawin nanaman simba sa lingo ng umaga. galit nanaman si bishop bacani.
hindi naman…
dudumugin ang mga simbahan dahil may mga taong ang nasa utak ay si Manny at ang ipinagdadasal ay sana manalo siya kay Cotto…
maganda na ring may divine intervention…
halata naman kung bakit mas puno simbahan sa 6 at 7 pm sa araw may laban si pacman.
topdog
uyyyy namihasa ka na ha, napaka trying hard mo na
magpatawa, baka gusto mo pa agawan ng titulo si
mister heckler at my expense, umayos ka askal ka
Wala bang “Like” button para sa remarks dito tulad ng sa Facebook? heheh
tinio
hahaha dito ako natawa, sa twitter, dito na lang ako
sa blog ni mister heckler hanggang sa mamatay sa
konsumisyon si topdog sa mga comments ko…
at kailangan may fighting spirit tayo at manindigan sa
kahit anong bagay na gusto natin…
in this case, sabi nga ng mga taga administration, mag
umpisa pa lang ang laban sa 19 dahil by then palang
maipakilala ang gwapong si gilbert hahaha baka may mag
comment na naman na bading ako, hindi ha…..
at the end of the day/election, pag talo, di talo….
Just my two cents PH,
Once again, Gloria Arroyo deverted the attention of the whole nation by generating an issue about this price freeze on oil products. So, what happened to the billion pesos donation of other nations to us? I dont see or heard any improvements on the lives of Ondoy victims. What happened to the relief goods that was investigated by a blog from Ella? Napamigay ba talaga? What happened to Gloria’s thousand times visit to Pampanga and pour all those stupid, white elephant projects to cover her candidacy? Masyado ng malinis ang Pampanga, try nyo pumunta. What happened to the SAL’s of Mikey Arroyo?
Talaga bang hanggang ganito na lang tayong mga pinoy? Wala na talaga tayong magagawa? It hurts more when I watched Mr. Angelo Reyes on the news saying “RELAX LANG, KAYANG KAYA TO!”. Sagot ba yan ng isang matinong Department Secretary para sa problema ng buong bansa? I dont know if anyone agrees with me on this one pero sobrang obvious naman to. This is all a cover up issue. Matalino si Gloria (bravo little miss president, bravo! clap clap!), tanga si Reyes. Sobra! Full of bullshit! Leche…
…mukhang pang-mental na ito… Magsama na tayo, hahaha
Hahaha Si Aling Dionesia “Pasttime”?!
Hahaha…C Mam Dionesia “Pastime” ma awa ka naman Mr Heck?!
mass exodus ng mga balimbing! syempre kung saan ang popular, dun pupunta. Para naman kayo hindi sanay sa mga politiko sa pilipinas!
Ebdane for Pres? nuisance itong isa na ito.
Si Angelo Reyes, dapat ilagay sa loob ng drum ng krudo at pasabugin kasi wala naman syang kwenta. At sa sobrang tigas ng mukha, balak pang tumakbong mayor ng Taguig! Kaya siguro madaming centenarians ang naka rehistro dun LOL
Ganyan kalupit si Jalosjos, after being in jail for so many years nakapag patayo ba ng billion peso theme park in honor of his padrino…GMA LOL (absolute pardon????)
Lakas-Kampi convention? pucha dapat sa starbucks na lang nila gawin yang convention nila, sayang kasi space pagka sa mga hotel ballroom gagawin LOL
That thing on Ebdane and Gibo – how your mind works!!! You’re so quick witted.
lolz!
@Magsasaka: very well-said. it hurts to know this…but through knowing will start acting (hopefully).
Those same bananas defecting from PALAKA will be joining kuya noynoy ko…..so what else can we expect from kuya noynoy’s presidency kung sakali.
parang walang nagbago di ba…baka mas malala pa kasi mas madali utuin ang kuya noynoy ko kesa kay ate glo.
ano pa nga ba???!!!. ganyan naman talaga ang kalakaran ng pulitika kaya hangga’t hindi yan nagbabago, wala na rin tayo’ng aasahan… noon nama’ng kabanguhan ni gma, ganyan din. nu’ng mangamoy na pinanadirihan na. weather-weather lang… kaya pati tuloy weather sinasalanta tayo.
the problem with pinoys is that they love politics so much it prevents the government from doing its job well. our politicians are mostly self-serving creatures… not really doing genuine public service as they should.
i wish they would all just stop arguing and make things happen for a change.
all this grandstanding in both houses and in front of the media is not doing anybody any good!
buti kung sila-sila lang ang naapektuhan eh hindi naman.
Hi Mr. PH, politicians switching party affiliations just before every election is so common. Political parties in the Philippines is really more of “Personality” rather than “Platforms”.
Am still waiting on what Noynoy’s party’s platform.
What will be his stand on the rproductive health bill?
Session is about to end but still the bill is pending.
I think the pink sisters will have a say on his decision on this.
Uy! Pati 1-3 years old na bata huwag na huwag papupuntahin sa theme park ni rapist, pano na yung mga yaya? mga mommies na kasama o sino man na magdadala sa bata dun?