Bro. Mike Velarde
Last Thursday in Parañaque City, President Arroyo inaugurated the sprawling one billion-peso El Shaddai International House of Prayer… Or as Bro. Mike Velarde would call it, “My future Malacañang.”
Bro. Eddie Villanueva
Jesus is Lord leader Bro. Eddie Villanueva has officially declared his bid for the presidency. In case he wins, he vows to construct an even bigger and costlier house of prayer.
Presidential Hopefuls
Evangelist Mike Velarde wants to be president. Pastor Eddie Villanueva is running for president. And Catholic priest Eddie Panlilio hopes to become president. Has God become this power hungry?
Mar’s Plans
Insisting that he will not slide to the VP race, Sen. Mar Roxas says there is no turning back for him… unless Noynoy Aquino reimburses the millions he spent for those torturous and cringe-inducing political ads.
Mar’s Plans II
Sen. Mar Roxas says he wants Sen. Noynoy Aquino to be his running mate in 2010. If both candidates win, Korina Sanchez will become the country’s First Lady and ex-Second Lady at the same time.
Cory’s Monument
Sen. Noynoy Aquino rejected President Arroyo’s offer to construct a monument in honor of former president Cory Aquino at Luneta Park. Hurt by the rejection, Mrs. Arroyo has offered to build a monument at Luneta Park in honor of Carlo J. Caparas instead.
Carlo J’s New Film
Controversial National Artist awardee Carlo J. Caparas is reportedly planning to produce a movie about Edsa People Power 1. But several sectors are opposed to the idea because Carlo J’s story includes the massacre of half of the Edsa crowd.
Top 5 Predicted Titles of Carlo J. Caparas’ Planned Movie on Edsa People Power I
No. 5: People Power 1: Tanks, Cannons, and Guns… God, Why Me?
No. 4: The Untold Story of Edsa: Lord… I Told You!
No. 3: EDSA ONE: Hayan na ang mga Tangke ni Marcos Kaya Lord, Deliver Us from Evil, Please Lang… Save Us, Help Us, ‘Til Death Do Us Part, Txt txt na lang mga Friendship (Part 1)
No. 2: Ang Edsa At Si Cory Aquino: I Want Nobody, Nobody But You! I Want Nobody, Nobody But You!
And the No. 1 predicted title for Carlo J. Caparas’ planned movie about Edsa People Power I…
Rebolusyon sa Edsa: Ang Pakikipagsapalaran nina Totoy Bato, Gagambino, Joaquin Bordado, Bakekang, at Tasya Fantasya sa Ngalan ng Demokrasya
Marcos’ Burial
Reports say Imelda Marcos has reiterated her long-time desire to have a state funeral for her husband, Ferdinand Marcos. For the benefit of the readers of this blog who are too young to understand and remember, Ferdinand Marcos is a former president of this country who currently holds the distinction of being the world’s largest scented candle.
Rat-Eating Plant
This item has been all over the news for two weeks now. An international team of botanists recently discovered the world’s second largest species of rat-eating pitcher plants at the summit of Mount Victoria in Palawan. Meanwhile, a team of international zoologists are on their way to Quezon City to verify reports of a building that houses law-making crocodiles in the area.
Miss Universe 2009
A Venezuelan lass won this year’s Miss Universe title making it two years in a row for President Hugo Chavez’s beauty pageant-obsessed, petroleum-rich country. RP’s bet, Pamela Bianca Manalo failed to make the cut. Tomorrow’s tabloid headline: “Manalo, natalo!”
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“Most people would succeed in small things if they were not troubled with great ambitions.”
~ Henry Wadsworth Longfellow
Elsewhere…
Philippine Star columnist William Esposo on the decision of the Liberal Party to field Mar Roxas for president
Philippine Daily Inquirer‘s Conrad De Quiros is for Noynoy too!
Survey Says
Sen. Manny Villar is open to the idea of Willie Revillame running for senator. Your reaction:
What the f*ck was Villar thinking?!?: 91%
Why not!? He has a huge following.: 6%
Wala akong pakialam sa pulitika: 3%
We have a new survey. Please vote now.
My bet is on this: No. 5: People Power 1: Tanks, Cannons, and Guns… God, Why Me? =) The “God, Why Me” part is so Carlo J.
I really am not happy to know that there are just too many candidates for president this coming elections.
And the No. 1 predicted title for Carlo J. Caparas’ planned movie about Edsa People Power I…
Rebolusyon sa Edsa: Ang Pakikipagsapalaran nina Totoy Bato, Gagambino, Joaquin Bordado, Bakekang, at Tasya Fantasya sa Ngalan ng Demokrasya
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hahahah. lolsgamic!!!
Hahaha. Oo nga pala, ex ni Noynoy si Korina.
re Carlo J’s EDSA movie….. all I can say is, haller?!?
pwede ba, gumawa na lang siya ng movie for the three divos. Pwedeng title: Brothers in Politics. LORDS, we are doomed!
kanya kanya kasi silang Lords.
building that houses law-making crocodiles… BWAHAHAHAH!!!!
wohooooooooo first one here, my week will start up right bec of this post
No. 3: EDSA ONE: Hayan na ang mga Tangke ni Marcos Kaya Lord, Deliver Us from Evil, Please Lang… Save Us, Help Us, ‘Til Death Do Us Part, Txt txt na lang mga Friendship (Part 1)- lol!
Told ya so….with all these religious figures eyeing the presidency, Willie Revillame has about as much chance of a Senate seat as a snowball surviving a day in Hell
hay naku, Mar Roxas and all those religious characters pining for the presidency are sickening. thank you for this one-of-a-kind blog that effectively does what no other media firm would dare to do. you should create a local letterman-type show with all this arsenal!
hahaha ayan na ulit – villanueva and company. paging edward et al!
blagag!
i was reading Bill Esposo’s column yesterday on broadsheet and was nodding all along with Esposo’s points as to why LP is still insisting on fielding Mar as front-runner. Conrado de Quiros’ “Cart and Horse” column today reinforces everything Esposo said.
“People Power is a heroic force that needs a heroic quest. The vice-presidency is not a heroic quest.” – de Quiros
another thing: that Korina chick is scaring me. I’d vote for Mar as prez if he stays single. Get that, Koring?
ayos! aliw na nman ako, ganda ng monday ko! reading your blog is a hard habit to break…. hehe! rock on PH!
Hope someone can discover the CONGRESSMAN/SENATOR/PRESIDENT-EATING-PLANT. OR kahit hindi na plant, dinosaur na lang or animal will do. Its just around the country… somewhere out there…. Need to discover ASAP! Tapos paki dala agad sa Malacanang, tapos Quezon City. hehehe….
Maybe the three “religious ” presidential hopefuls thought that having V on their names is a sign of VICTORY from God — am talking of Velarde , Villanueva and “Vitiligo” ..
except from Conrado de Quiros article:
“Noynoy, by virtue of the powers vested in him by Aug. 5, has been thrust into a stage bigger than the one the people around him want to put him in. The same stage Barack Obama occupied when he ran; the same stage Corazon Aquino occupied when she ran. Which was no longer for President but for Deliverance from the Resident Evil.”
the last sentence, super-duper-ultra-mega made my day
So when is the next luisita massacre? Will NoyNoy restore Feudalism (Luisita Style) after Cory restored Oligarchy .
Maybe tomorrow, or the next day. Who knows, you might be the first victim. Pray hard brother. Pray hard.
anoooo? si marcos ay isa ng kandila na may amoy?
the more the merrier for the administration.
kasi mas lumalaki ang tsansa nila na manalo kapag watak-watak ang kalaban.
hay….. bayan ko.
Sino uunahin natin?
re: on noynoy for President. Ang masasabi naniniwala ako na kung ano ang puno ay ganoon din ang bunga.
@marlon,
“re: on noynoy for President. Ang masasabi naniniwala ako na kung ano ang puno ay ganoon din ang bunga”
so maka-DILG secretary ka pala:) may bukas pa?
hehe
re: de quiros article: cart and horse
* right now, noynoy is in a great dilemma, he is reluctant
to go for the presidency because he knows his worth,
and i admire him for that…
* hands down, he will win if he decides because he is now
basking in the glory of his parents, again, boiling down
to a popularity contest…
* but i doubt if he will make a good president because he does
not have the brilliance, dynamism, enthusiasm of his father…
* sana, he will not succumb to the sulsol here and there, better
if he goes back to the senate, wala pa naman syang nagawa doon…
if kris becomes VP for noynoy, she will put new meaning to VP. for the first time, VP ang mas magaling at sikat. sumkinda obama-hillary thing.
i think it’s not that noynoy doesn’t have what his father has, probably less magnified lang kasi hindi yun ang personality nya. if ever, i admire him because he is not corrupt, at least that he got from his bloodline. dahil sa column ni conrado, medyo nakiliti ang imahinasyon ko. noynoy against mar roxas, manny villar, loren legarda, the 3 religious candidates, erap, bayani fernando, gordon. hmm… mukhang pwede ah.
Do you know what turned Noynoy off when He and Korina where still together? Hair
spray!!! She would spray her hair in the car daw and Noynoy gets mad because of the smell. Ha ha
ang feeling ko lang about noynoy is that madudumihan din siya in the long run. medyo malambot ang dating niya sa akin.
tumitindig ang balahibo ko everytime Caparas is mentioned as a national Artist, heckler. i don’t have to watch his movies…tama na iyong sabitan siya ng medalya ng national artist. nakakakilabot na sa akin. sorry, ang laki talaga ng dismaya ko.
Noynoy was not that good of a Senator, why would I think otherwise if he becomes a President? I agree with the previous post that Kris would do a better job as president than he does. He will only ruin the legacy of his parents.
We filipinos don’t know what we want. Sunod sunod lang tayo sa kung anong uso. Philippine politics is full of drama. We’re better off when the Americans are watching us like a big brother. We’re like a 4 yr old left behind by our mother when the Americans left. When we voted for actors Estrada and Poe for presidency I think was a joke and a bad omen. When the convicted plunderer, also a known womanizer and gambler, Estrada became the head of the opposition is still receiving the honors and respect makes me think that we filipinos are hopeless. We just don’t get it and will never will.
Noynoy was not that good of a Senator, why would I think otherwise if he becomes a President? I agree with the previous post that Kris would do a better job as president than he does. He will only ruin the legacy of his parents.
We filipinos don’t know what we want. Sunod sunod lang tayo sa kung anong uso. Philippine politics is full of drama. We’re better off when the Americans are watching us like a big brother. We’re like a 4 yr old left behind by our mother when the Americans left. When we voted for Estrada and Poe for presidency I think was a joke and a bad omen. When the convicted plunderer, also a known womanizer and gambler, Estrada became the head of the opposition is still receiving the honors and respect makes me think that we filipinos are hopeless. We just don’t get it and will never will.
Super natawa ako sa mga predicted titles ng EDSA 1 movie ni Caparas, as in!
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The fact that Korina calls herself “Mar’s kasabwat” and that she reportedly told him “cge Mar, gamitin mo ako” makes me wonder what this couple is up to. If only for that, I would welcome Noynoy’s selection as the standard bearer of LP.
The idea that 3 “men of God” are running for President on May 2010 is depressing. Lord, have pity on us!
whaaattt? kris for president? now please let us not
make the presidency a joke, she may be brilliant,
pero naman, ano na naman kayang kabulastugan
ang gagawin nya doon, let us not forget that once,
she brought shame and scandal to her family…
It’s impossible to choose the best candidate because all of them have their own styles in corrupt practices. In my opinion, the best thing to do is to pray, save every peso from our earnings and leave this God-forsaken country for good.
Just an idea, Australia has no corruption, good and honest people around. The Philippines is hopeless. Whenever I watch the news and see these politicians and their agenda/s, I feel like I am reading the Book of Revelation — the end times. The elite ones rule the media, control public opinion and rule our lives. They are the puppeteers and we are their puppets. That’s why no matter how hard you try rallying around against them, nothing happens. The elite must support your cause or else, you’d be unsuccessful — which only happens if these elites have their own agenda to fulfill. Try to analyze.
Hate to admit by I STRONGLY AGREE with “Isang Pinoy” and that’s what I am doing now. Saving every cent that I get to get out of this country immediately and no plans of going back. Kakainin ka lang ng mayayaman at makapangyarihan dito at never kang bibigyan ng chance na umunlad. I’ll be much more proud that I am a Pilipino kung nasa ibang bansa ako lalo na kung mas may pag asa na uunlad ang buhay ko doon. Mas matatanggap ko pa ang panglalait ng ibang lahi kesa tanggapin ang mga pagsisinungaling ng magagaling na lider na ito. I choose to die in a foreign land rather than living a rotten life sa INANG BAYAN. Wow, that rhymes! hehehe…
isang pinoy at worried pinoy
ano bang mga exact addresses ninyo at bibigyan
ko kayo ng pamasahe, joooooowwwwk only
The best yun Senior60! Para makaalis na. ehehehe…
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Supreme Court stops Gloria from giving NAA to CJC, et. al.!!!
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“I Want nobody nobody but you…”
Dahan–dahan naman kayo sa panunudyo sa mga bwáya! Sila ngayon ay inaalagaan dahil nagagawang bag, sapatos, sinturon, etc. balat pa lang. Ibig sabihin, malaki ang pakinabang!
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isang pinoy at worried pinoy… don’t leave the country. Sen. Santiago offered a solution. Shoot on site!!!
Heckler, please do a survey.
Who would you shoot on site to make this country a better place to live?
Kapag natabulate na ang results, lets submit it to the Netherlands. You know… that man.
That is what they did in France after the Bastille. They hanged them all!!!