Among Ed
Officially announcing his bid for the presidency in 2010, Pampanga governor Fr. Ed Panlilio says God wants him to run for president… to which God said, “Ako! Ako! Ako! Lagi na lang ako!”
Father Ed Panlilio is reportedly leaving priesthood to seek the presidency in 2010. Panlilio insists God wants him to seek higher office… to which God said, “Heller! Brother Eddie ikaw ba ‘yan?”
Pampanga governor Ed Panlilio is leaving priesthood saying, “God is calling me to run for the presidency.” In a related development, the Devil is reportedly having a hard time deciding which candidate to support because there’s just too many qualified bets to choose from.
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“If you talk to God, you are praying. If God talks to you, you have schizophrenia.”
~ Thomas Szasz
Top 10 Messages Left on Among Ed Panlilio’s Answering Machine Following His Declaration that He Would Seek the Presidency in 2010
No. 10: “Father, this is Jeff Shedlarz from Pfizer. How much do you need for your campaign?”
No. 9: “Father Ed, this is Archbishop Cruz. Ang tigas talaga ng ulo mo!”
No. 8: “Put*ng-ina Father, sigurado ka ba sa gagawin mo? Si Mar nga pala ‘to.”
No. 7: “Among Ed, si Lito Lapid po ito, ang inyong cabalen. Itatanong ko lang sana kung sino ‘yong bastos na babaeng sumagot sa telepono. Imagine, kausap ko na nga siya tapos sabi ba naman, ‘Leave your message after the tone.’ Walang breeding!”
No. 6: “Father Panlilio, si Brother Eddie ‘to. Ang lakas naman ng loob mo! Bakit? May 5 million followers ka ba?”
No. 5: “Father Eddie, si Erap ‘to. Sabihin mo lang kung kailangan mo ng First Lady. May ire-refer ako.”
No. 4: “Father, si Brother Eddie ulit ‘to. The Lord is my shepherd and he has promised me his endorsement. You better drop your plans.”
No. 3: “Among Ed, Archbishop Cruz again here. Bakit? Ano pa bang nagawa mo aside from increasing revenues from quarry operations? Meron ba?”
No. 2: “Father, si Isabela Gov. Grace Padaca ‘to. Ano bang middle name ni Archbishop Cruz: Lapid o Pineda? Parang ang laki yata ng galit niya sa ‘yo?
And the No. 1 message left on Among Ed Panlilio’s answering machine…
“Guessh who!??? Shige Among Ed, tumakbo ka! Shabi nga ng aking namayapang ama, ‘Do what ish right. Do what is bessht. And Mikey will take care of the ressht… sa kapitolyo.”
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I’ll be attending Kobe Bryant’s live show at the Phil Sports Arena today. I was lucky to snag a couple of courtside tickets from Nike’s Creative Agency. Thank you so much Ogilvy! – LUCKY YOU!!!!
who doesn’t read the heckler? XD lol
sana kumandidato na rin si Manalo, Si Velarde at si Soriano.
royal rumble!
teka nga, aside nga from increased revenues from quarrying ops, ano pa nga ba ang nagawa ni among ed? as in against all odds di ba? i want to know para informed ang choice ko.
he has managed to distance himself from both gloria and erap which sadly cant be said for all the other presidentiables who are all TRAPOS!
father, si hyden po ito. can i volunteer my services as your official videographer?
woohooo sabi ko na eh.. di mo palalagpasin..
OT: PALINK..
http://shynyrd.wordpress.com/2009/07/21/i-don%e2%80%99t-have-to-be-popular-%e2%80%94-gloria/
HARHARHARHAR!!!
ha 15X, of all, ito ang top 10 na pinaka ok
hi sen. mar, ang ganda ng mga commercials mo.. mataohan ka sana.
drenk yur magnulia melk pirs!
“Among Ed, si Lito Lapid po ito, ang inyong cabalen. Itatanong ko lang sana kung sino ‘yong bastos na babaeng sumagot sa telepono. Imagine, kausap ko na nga siya tapos sabi ba naman, ‘Leave your message after the tone.’ Walang breeding!” BWAHAHAHAHA. NICE ONE NA NAMAN ON LAPID.
Chiwee? where art thou?
Mavakezzzzzzzz! Thou Art here!
So sorry at nawiwili ang powers ko sa Mafia Wars at FB lately kaya nakaligtaan ko ‘tong LL quote of the day. Galing, grabeh. hahahahaha.
Aha! may bagong addiction din ako! Cold Case files at The First 48 Hours sa YouTbe – specifically channel ni TheSameOldRock. Grabacious!
Pero wala pa ring makakatalo sa mga “lines” ni LL. hihihi
chiwee add moko sa Mafia mo hhahaha!
PH, Si Kobe ang may sala … kung bakit nawala sa isip mo ang date ng SONA. Hahaha (sekwet!)
i read ur “Top 10 Messages Left on Sen. Roxas’ Answering Machine” again, panalo talaga!
Maybe you mean Top 10 Messages Left on Among Ed Panlilio’s Answering Machine … or there is a post “Top 10 Messages Left on Sen. Roxas’ Answering Machine” thatI missed?
“Put*ng-ina Father, sigurado ka ba sa gagawin mo? Si Mar nga pala ‘to.”-i was just curious,why Mar have to askd Father Panlilio? is he afraid? grabeh ha! anu kaya kung asikasuhin na lang nya ksal nila ni koring?
Don’t know if God really told Among Ed to run, there’s no tape of their conversation.
But I’m sure God told Gloria to run in 200 because He gave her Garci’s cell phone number.
auz ah..limang padyak pra jan!!!haha
if u talk to god, ur praying..if god talks back, you’re dead!
just a random question Heckler, was it Kobe Bryant who quoted “If you don’t believe in yourself, nobody else will”? i just remember this but can’t recall who’s line it was from. U may or may not.