Prayers from the Palace
For the speedy recover of former president Corazon Aquino, Malacañang sponsored a healing mass. Hours later, President Arroyo sponsored another… to heal her mass.
Relatives of former President Aquino attended the healing mass in Malacañang. After the mass, Lupita Aquino-Kashiwahara and the president talked about her upcoming SONA. Tessie Aquino-Oreta and the president talked about education. And Tingting Cojuangco & the president talked about cosmetic surgery.
Cory Aquino
Reports say ailing former president Corazon Aquino is now taking small portions of food. She would have actually eaten more than that… if her “bantay,” Joshua Aquino (Salvador) would just stop eating less.
SWS Survey
A Social Weather Stations survey showed that the trust rating of the cancer-stricken Corazon Aquino rose to 60 percent. Cong. Mikey Arroyo does not expect her mom to achieve such a high trust rating mainly because her tumors were found to be benign.
Poll Automation
Something historic happened this week. The P7.2B poll automation deal between the Commission on Elections and Smartmatic-TIM Corp. was signed. Even more historic, the president has signed an endorsement deal with Belo Medical Clinic.
Villanueva on Polls
Jesus Is Lord leader Bro. Eddie Villanueva stressed that only God can stop him from seeking the presidency in 2010. Villanueva is very confident that unlike in 2004, God will not switch alliances in 2010.
Villanueva on Polls II
Born Again preacher Bro. Eddie Villanueva revealed that his political party, the Bangon Pilipinas Movement has many possible senatorial candidates in 2010. To be exact… five million.
Villanueva on Polls III
Bro. Eddie Villanueva stressed that only God can stop him from seeking the presidency in 2010… to which God replied, “Whateverrr!”
Light Bites
Noon: Kapag nanalo sa malaking bidding, tuwang-tuwa… nagti-treat
Ngayon: Kapag nanalo sa malaking bidding, umaayaw… nagri-retreat
Noon: Kapag umuwi sa probinsya ang pangulo – nagbabakasyon, nagpapahinga
Ngayon: Kapag umuwi sa probinsya ang pangulo – nakikiramdam, nangangampanya
Noon: Kapag naospital ang presidente; dedicated sa trabaho: Good job!
Ngayon: Kapag naospital ang presidente; dedicated sa asawa: Boob job!
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“Before healing others, heal yourself.”
~Anonymous
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Enjoy your weekend!
Light Bites & Bro. Eddie da BEST!!! Harharharhar!!!
nakupo. patay tayo dyan.
pag kinuyog ng 5 million senatoriables ang blog na to, copy/pasted ang plataporma at kung anik anik pa, tiyak magka-crash tong site na to.
nagfa-fasting for 40days and forty nights ba si Bro. Eddie? Ba’t hanggang ngayon, di pa rin siya matapos tapos sa illusyon nya?
Cheering competition na nga lang!!!!!!
Noon: Kapag naospital ang presidente; dedicated sa trabaho: Good job!
Ngayon: Kapag naospital ang presidente; dedicated sa asawa: Boob job!
LOL!
kaawaawang joshua, nadamay
kaawaawang joshua, nadamay
what can i say? even in this blog there are viewers who are not that honest, ain’t it?!
Prayers from the Palace, they should make good at it… at least wear yellow? i wonder what they would look like in YELLOW?
they could look like a great pretenders??? hihihih!!!
I thought Tessie talked about some new dance steps. hmmm
Villanueva on Polls II
Born Again preacher Bro. Eddie Villanueva revealed that his political party, the Bangon Pilipinas Movement has many possible senatorial candidates in 2010. To be exact… five million.
—hahaha, panalo!
Bro. Eddie Villanueva stressed that only God can stop him from seeking the presidency in 2010… to which God replied, “Whateverrr!” (eyes rolling)
love it!
amo? la salle ang pinaka marami vote for this year’s uaap champ in basketball? dapat yun bago surevey shoud be from what school r u?
Just shows you who’s all reading PH’s blogsite…
last i checked la salle is in second place after cheer dance na lang. conclusion. . . pinaka marimi taga peyups visiting this site.
Hindi kaya si Kris ang kumain?? Mataba rin si Kris, parang si Josh.
waah..katuwa ang light bites! Winner!
low blow making fun of a minor (Josh) and posting his pic at that.
know why GMA stormed heaven (and hell too. of course, her lair!) for malacanang-sponsored prayers to spare our ailing former president cory from death and further pain?
GMA needs president cory alive and healthy for her spurious and grotesque ends.
eh pa’no nga naman kung magkita’t magsama na ulit si president cory at cardinal sin sa langit!! aber? can you imagine the catastrophic results for her and her minions?
“not yet lord, phulllleasehhh. wait for 2010, phulllleasehhh. amen.” – -GMA
wahahaha. malupit talaga ‘tong GMA na ‘to.
to heal her mass, hahahaha! winner!
Kapag naospital ang presidente; dedicated sa asawa: Boob job!
classic!
special mention na naman si bro. eddie naku sigurado to the rescue followers niya…..wehehehehe! five million senatorial candidates…hamakin mo yan!
Hasn’t Brother Eddie Villanueva ever heard of the 2nd Commandment…”Thou Shalt Not Take The Name of the Lord God in vain”?
Obviously, JIL runs on a different set of Commandments than the one Moses brought down with him from Mt. Sinai
Ahm, Peter, he’s not carrying the Lord’s name in the election. It’s his name. Maybe you should return to Mt. Sinai and clarify the Ten commandments. Hehe!
Ang saya naman. Si Bro. Eddie ulit. Hehe! Ok to.
excited na ako i campaign si brother eddie. last 2004 I did it for free, ako pa mismo bumibili ng campaign materials, nung matalo sya nawalan na ako ng pag asa, di ako nagkamali, tingnan nyo nangyayari sa bansa natin ngayon. common sense na lang mga tsong. pinagtatawanan nyo si brother eddie, dahil ba makadiyos sya or born again or JIL? eh sino gusto nyo tumakbo? cge nga…kaya nyo ba ikampanya kandidato na gusto nyo for free? ganto lang yan mga tsong, yung tumatakbong trapo, gagastos, pag naupo babawi, di pa ba obvious sa inyo? si brother eddie nung 2004, ginastusan ng mga taong gusto ng tunay na pagbabago para pag nanalo, pabor sa tao, di sa pulitiko. tapos pinagtatawanan nyo, pag natalo ulit yan tyak lahat tayo talo din hehe peace.