GMA’s Boob Job
Malacañang said the breast augmentation procedure done on President Arroyo 20 years ago was “a medical necessity.” Doing it was healthy… for her marriage.
GMA’s Boob Job II
Latest reports say the National Bureau of Investigation is discreetly conducting a probe to identify the source of the leaked information on President Arroyo’s medical records at the Asian Hospital. Once identified, he or she will be offered to write a column for The Philippine Star.
Red Alert
The police and the military are on red alert following the spate of bombings in the nation’s southernmost areas. Meanwhile in Malacañang, the First Family has been on a heightened alert following a recent ‘explosion’ – on the president’s chest area.
Top 5 Text Messages that Really Freaked Out the President While in the Hospital Recently
No. 5: “’Wag na ‘wag mong ipapaalis ‘yan. Or else, hahanap ako ng iba.” – Mike
No. 4: “I am keeping a video of ur boob job from 20 yrs back.” – Dr. Hayden Kho Sr.
No. 3: Free Health Trivia from Your Friends at Smart: “Breast cancer is the second most common type of cancer worldwide.”
No. 2: “I knew it! I knew there was something in there!” – Nani Perez
And the No. 1 text message that really freaked out the president while in the hospital recently…
“Madam Prisidint, sinabi ku na pu sa priss ang tutuu. Nivir kayung nagpa-upira sa susu.” – Cerge
Non-working Holiday
The good news is… Malacañang has declared July 27 (Monday) a non-working holiday in celebration of the 95th founding anniversary of Iglesia ni Cristo. The bad news is… 10 percent will be deducted from your salary this month.
Non-working Holiday II
The good news is Malacañang has declared July 27 a non-working holiday in celebration of the founding anniversary of Iglesia ni Cristo. The bad news is, Ang Dating Daan’s Ely Soriano is seeking a TRO against it.
[Note: Malacañang clarified Wednesday its previous statement that July 27 would be a “non-working holiday.” The Iglesia ni Cristo Day will be a “working holiday” after all. 'Yan na nga ba ang sinasabi ko. Natakot siguro kay Ely Soriano.]
Jackson Memorial
Some 17 thousand ticket holders, who won in the online lottery, flocked to Staples Center in Los Angeles for Michael Jackson’s memorial service. Rumors say a second memorial is being planned… but limited tickets will be raffled off only to boys under 14.
Something awkward happened when Michael Jackson’s casket was brought to the Staples Center for the memorial service. When his body arrived, thousands of fans started chanting… MVP! MVP!
Happy People
Filipinos are the 14th happiest people in the world. Last year, we ranked lower at 17th . But that was long before the Katrina-Hayden-Maricar videos came out!
Filipinos are the 14th happiest people in the world. Last year, we ranked lower at 17th. But that was long before Mar Roxas’ padyak ads came out.
Elsewhere…
Here’s the complete list of the world’s happiest people.
The subject of Michael Jackson’s obsession when he was 21 years old surfaces.
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Saudi Arabia tops Philippines as happiest people…? ^^
Cause we filipinos are definitely funny people…hahaha (sarcastic)
wait until every pinoy get access in this site… and we will be #1!!!
sure they will catch the person who leaked the information on her medical records, BUT they will never find the responsible person at the recent bombings in Mindanao!
will top the list of the happiest people in the world… wait when ERAP finally run for President…
it’s unfair. GMA should also declare non-working holiday for:
Born-Again Day
Sabadista Day (every Saturday ito dapat)
Ang Dating Daan Day
Methodist Day
Baptist Day
Atheist Day
Protestant Day
Aglipayan Day
etc.
etc.
Do you know what date this churches you mention we’re established? If you know then why not… Propose it
and before the whole nation begins to celebrate an additional holiday,
Malacañang has clarified that July 27 is a WORKING HOLIDAY after all.
http://newsinfo.inquirer.net/breakingnews/nation/view/20090708-214482/July-27-a-working-holiday-Palace-clarifies
laban laban
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bawi bawi
what else is new? i am not surprised!
Hooray for Soriano!
hey hasnt anybody thought that the boob job can be a source of pride for pinoys since we have a penchant for “world records”?
GMA can be in Guiness as the “First President of Any Nation to Get a Boob Job”.
Hooray for GMA!
phreddox you missed another record in there… with the NBI investigating the medical record leakage, it will also become the very expensive boob job ever!
hahaha sabi na nga ba gagatasan mo ng gagatasan ng joke ung tungkol sa boob job ni GMA hahaha
Aside from the boob job, GMA also needs a lobotomy.
will anybody please be kind enough to explain
kung ano ang ibig sabihin ni anonymous sa
kanyang sinabi
I think Anonymous is speaking with PH and that PH will make fun of “The Boob Job” (sounds like The Italian Job) issue, which she deserves, big time! When she runs for the congress in Pampanga, she can have the tag line “Pampanga’s Best: Sa gitna ng lahar at tocino, ako ang bahala sa su$0 mo, noh?!” manyaman! wahahaha…
i think anonymous is thinking of something more literal.
YUCKS!
ibig ko pong sabihin, na katulad ni PH ang isang nanggagatas ng baka (boob job issue), na hindi titigil habang may nakukuhang gatas (joke). milking boob job jokes, funny. add president of the philippines, hilarious!!
p.s. buti na lang di si hayden ang asawa ni pres. gma hahaha
Hi, I am aware of the nature of this blog. I actually enjoy reading this blog. However, I just find the MJ jokes uncalled for and done in poor taste. He lived being ridiculed and until his death, there are people who still continue to do so. Let’s make fun of the people running our government, people in showbiz. But let us leave the dead alone.
IMHO the MJ jokes aren’t that strong. And there have always been jokes at him. Nothing new.
I find the MJ jokes funny. I guess its just a matter of personal preferences. Besides, IMHO, this site is not supposed to be taken seriously.
I don’t get the 10% salary deduction on the Iglesia ni Cristo holiday joke. Do they now practice tithing?
They do. And they’ll go after you if you don’t hand your tithing. My friend(who was forced to convert because his wife is INC), had to under-declare his salary.
Imagine. 10% for INC and 30% for Tax, what would be left to him and his family, di ba?
So now, you won’t be surprised to see the palatial home of Manalo in San Juan.
Another stupid being who listens to liars? Oh men grow up!!!!
Not actually an INC follower but I heard that’s what they practice until today.
I asked do they NOW practice tithing because I used to go to INC services with my aunt who is INC (and I almost became one) and she only gives 20 pesos “abuloy”. This is definitely not 10% of her income. I’ve been to a number of INC services and no one is forcing anyone to give 10% of their income. Their method of collection is just the same as in our (Catholic) Mass where some people go around and collect money. I think this is a common misconception about the INC. At super sawsaw, how do they actually go after you? Do they have access to their members’ bank accounts?
You’ve heard? From WHOM????? someone who just want to lie?? Why do you listen to liars???
Prove it to yourself!!! THE TRUTH SHALL SET YOU FREE
I actually backed out sa “doctrina” nila, 28 sessions yun, kasi, when I read the 25 points to be discussed in the lessons, yung nasa item 24 yata, was specific on the BLOCK voting thing. Nakasulat that I will be giving up my rights in suffrage and abide to what the leaders of the church dictate whom to vote.
Leche. I felt it was counter to the God-given gift of “free will” to his believers. Hindi ako robot. Tao ako.
anonymous, parang ang layo yata ng explanation mo,
bakit, takot ka kay manalo?
at ano naman kaya ang gagawin ni manalo sa hindi
nagbibigay ng tamang tithes? natakot tuloy ako para
sa kapitbahay ko na may planong lumipat…
senior60, bakit si manalo ba magiging kapitbahay mo? Bakit takot ka din ba kay manalo?? Bwahahaha!
deductable ba for income tax yun 10% cut sa INC?
nope, it’s not deductible.
masaya ang presidente nang malaman niya na pinatulan ng mga Pilipino ang balita patungkol sa kanyang suso, lalong lalo na ng pinag pyestahan na nang media! at least daw di niyo na siya kinukutya sa pagtakbo niya sa kongreso sa 2010 at marami pang mas pangit na balita…mag pokus nalang sa suso niya!
marlon, si anonymous ka rin ba?
kung si manalo magiging kapitbahay ko rin ba? ewan ko…
at bakit ako matakot kay manalo, may atraso ba ako?
si anonymous parang meron hahaha
ibig sabihin on time ang 10% ni manalo? joke! bwahaha!
hindi ako si anonymous.
isa pa itong, mag jo joke lang hindi pa mabenta
INC does NOT practice tithing… I am an INC member and many other INC members can attest to that.
Happy 95th Anniversary to all INC brethrens! Tatlong tulog na lang! :p
INC doesn’t recognize Jesus as a God.
Saying that they are the Church who will only be saved, and outside their church there is no salvation, plus they don’t recognize the Doctrine of the Trinity.
It’s just wrong for me. Did Jesus die for just the members of the Church?
That’s not the God who loved all of His creations. God doesn’t select whom He wants to save, He chooses those who accepts Him.
Have you ever known a Jew? Try to ask if they believe in Trinity!!! BTW, you know that Christ is a Jew right? just making sure you’re not one of the Stupid Catholic
Have you ever known a Jew? Try to ask if they believe in Trinity!!! BTW, you know that Christ is a Jew right? just making sure you’re not one of the Stupid Catholic
Naawa naman ako sa iyo, masyado kang napaniwala ng katoliko.
“Jews believe that God is one and indivisible. Jews do not believe in a trinity.”
http://whatjewsbelieve.org/explanation06.html
Yan ang paniwala ng mga tunay na Hudio (Jews) katulad ng Kristo. Siguro mag umpisa ka ng mag suri
Yekis — this if for you, learn to read, you know how to search right, so that you won’t look like stupid
http://www.religionfacts.com/christianity/beliefs/trinity.htm
The great Jewish philosopher Maimonides also rejected the Trinitarian beliefs of Christians.
In his aversion to what he considered to be Christian dilutions of pure monotheism, especially in its doctrine of the Trinity, much of Maimonides’ philosophical critique of Christian theology is similar to Islamic arguments against it. In his earlier work, Maimonides translated his theoretical disdain of Christianity into practice. He deemed Christians to be idolators and bemoaned the fact that political necessity forced many European Jews to live in Christian societies. 7
Today, Jewish counter-missionary movements like “Jews for Judaism” seek to educate Jews about why belief in the Trinity is incompatible with Judaism.