GMA’s Health
After initially dismissing it as just a “rumor,” the president’s spokesman, Cerge Remonde finally admitted that Mrs. Arroyo had breast augmentation 20 years ago. Still, Remonde’s revelation did not answer the bigger question: why is Mike Arroyo still unhappy?
The president’s spokesman, Cerge Remonde admitted that Mrs. Arroyo had breast augmentation 20 years ago but vehemently denied that she was hospitalized last week because of “leaking breast implants.” Unsatisfied with Remonde’s explanation, the Senate is conducting a probe on the matter.
Cerge Remonde was not supposed to confirm reports that President Arroyo’s got fake breasts… until former press secretary Ignacio Bunye organized his own press con and in an attempt to defend his former boss, he told the press, “There are two sets of breasts. One was real, the other was fake.”
Unconfirmed reports say former senator Luisa Ejercito had come to the defense of President Arroyo on the issue of breast augmentation. Speaking before some members of the media, the ex-first lady called on the public to respect Mrs. Arroyo as “a leader” and “as a woman.” Ejercito then excused herself, and said, “Maiwan ko muna kayo. Magpapalit lang ako ng ilong.”
It’s confirmed! Twenty years ago, President Arroyo had a boob job. When Sen. Lito Lapid heard this, he said, “Eh ano namang masama dun? ‘Buti nga may trabaho ‘yong tao.”
Light Bites
Q: How did the issue of the president’s breast augmentation reach the media?
A: It “leaked.”
Q: Before the president’s boob job, how did the First Gentleman’s friends call him?
A: Sawimpalad.
Q: After the president’s boob job, how was he called then?
A: Kapuspalad.
(Note: Subject to confirmation.)
Top 20 Movie Remakes About the President and Her Breasts
No. 20: Bukas Lulusog ang mga Tala
No. 19: Orapronobreast
No. 18: The Silence of the Lumps
No. 17: Tatlong Taong Walang Juice (Subtitle: Eeew!)
No. 16: I Know What You Did 20 Years Ago
No. 15: Doctor Dodolittle
No. 14: I Still Know What You Did Last Week
No. 13: The Grapes of Rot (Subtitle: Nang Biglang May Tumulo)
No. 12: Sinapo Ka Ngunit Kulang
No. 11: Honey, I Blew Up My Breast (20 Years Ago)
No. 10: An Inconvenient Growth
No. 9: Honey, I Shrunk My Breast (Last Week)
No. 8: The Chronicles of Gloria: The Liar, The Bitch and the Implant
No. 7: Kapag Suso’y Sinugatan
No. 6: What’s Dripping Gloria’s Grapes?
No. 5: There’s Something About Mammary
No. 4: The Devil Wears Fake Bra
No. 3: Sinungaling Mong Suso
No. 2: The Pursuit of Cup-E-ness
And the No. 1 movie remake about the president and her breasts…
The Year of Leaking Dangerously
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“B is for Breasts of which ladies have two; Once prized for the function, Now for the view.”
~Robert Paul Smith
Have a productive week ahead!
so what’s the big deal about a woman getting breast implants?
there is actually no big deal if they hadn’t lied in the first place. puro kasi kasinungalingan!
exactly. i also didn’t care even if it were our president herself.
but then on second thought (crazy idea, actually), what if those leaking implants weren’t fixed and the gel drooped to resemble appendages? wouldn’t it be horrible to be the only nation in the world having a president with six long appendages? With 2 arms, 2 legs and 2 drooping gels at the chest, wouldn’t it be totally unique to have an insect for a president?
naughty minded me indeed.
chiwee i didnt know you had such marvelously fertile imagination lol!
recent news have it that they’re going to investigate the leakage of her hospital visit… this is going to be a record of being the most expensive boob job ever, onli in da Pinas!
@ phreddox
lols. naisip ko nga, kung isama pa natin ang dalawang devil’s horns, as depicted by the ever-present militanteng tagapag-martsa sa lansangan, spider na si madame president.
yay! takot me.
Adik ka bestfriend. bwahahahaha
And you have the most bonggacious, fertile, no-nonsense imagination! ahihihi
i just hope they don’t do cloning come 2010!!!
The best.. Thanks for making me laugh on a very lazy sunday afternoon.
the chronicles is the the BEST! HARHARHARHAR!!!
i agree..ahaha! Pwedeng pang MMFF..winner si lola!
PH i’m going to wait for the confirmation…
Hahahahahaha!
Hahahahaha!
Ala ako masabe, pilit tigil bungisngis sa trabaho. Salbahe ka talaga heckler!
hahaha… hilarious!
who cares about the president having leaking or non-leaking boob implants, anyway? but then the juiciest news are when there’s juice that’s why even the most stringent doctor to patient confidentiality was breached here.
and active na naman si Sen LL! yahoo! loved his line.
if he retires from politics someday (or soon), I hope someone can publish his memoir that will include a whole chapter dedicated only to his PH blog “quips” here.
or pwede rin syang sumulat ng column in Tagalog, a la Nestor Torre’s Boob Tube Booboos.
can’t stop laughing…this post made my Sunday!
Light bites and Top 20 Movie Remakes About the President and Her Breasts – bwahahahahahah lalong nawala ang trangkaso ko
Bestfriend Chiwee, ang sayasaya kasi parati nasa picture si darling LL natin! *big, big smile*
Yo, bestfriend! biggest smile talaga me, oops tayo pala key idol LL, thanks key PH.
hope that pagaling ka na. hindi naman siguro H1N1 yan at delikado kung mey underlying medical condition ka.
Ordinary flu lang. Buti na lang hindi H1N1 … at lalong hindi “leakage” bwahaha
This made me wonder
Was FG hospitalized before because he “added inches”? lol!
he did have some?
20 yrs ago?? d pa mxdo uso enhancements and cosmetic surgeries noon pro “in” n pla c gloria..
kaawaawang lito, ano ba kasi ang ginawa mong
kasalanan kay MH
I like the 20 Movie remakes! LOL!
pero,oy, gumanda si loi ng magpa-nose job sya. dapat magpa face lift na lang silang lahat kay belo para magmuka silang pwet. si mikey arroyo mukang palakang mataba. now i begin to suspect, si mikey arroyo kaya silicone din ang brain?
As I have posted in another bulletin board, the only boobs that GMA needs to worry about are those sitting in her House of Representatives and holding titles like “Congressman” and “Senator”…as well as the one that she’s married to
ROFL…napaluha ako sa tawa. email ko to sa mga tropa bukas.
balik sa girl’s section si GMA pag bumili ng bra.
clearasil and oxy5 mahusay magtangal ng tagyawat
just a thought. gma’s leaking implant that was removed will be auctioned at ebay.
No. 15: The Chronicles of Gloria: The Liar, The Bitch and the Implant
i love this title!hehehe
naubusan ng media mileage ang lola nyo kaya kahit boobs issue pinapatulan. Wonder what she will wear on her SONA. Hiram na lang sya Cone-shaped bra ni Madonna. wahahaha…
‘di obra WP eh. madaling mapuno pag cone-shaped. eh pa’no kung tumulo (leak, wahaha!) na naman? puno agad yun!
walang’ya. kababaeng tao me tulo? wahahaha.
hoi GinangMA, pan’ lalaki lang ‘yan!!
kamalas ng lintek.
The palace can’t keep any secrets from the public…….. because there’s a “leak” somewhere …
The Chronicles of Gloria: The Liar, The Bitch and the Implant
hahaha this one is the best!
No. 15: The Chronicles of Gloria: The Liar, The Bitch and the Implant
winner!
Kahit sa boobs issue, liar pa rin, bwahahaha!
a leak is a leak is a leak
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seriously, for a country to know that a supremely unpopular president had breast implants 20 years ago is Jay Leno comedy heaven. gadeym!
when i first read here about this boob job,
i thought it was just plain and simple heckling,
because, 20 years ago?