Birthday Girl
Former First Lady Imelda Marcos celebrated her 80th birthday on July 2. Insisting that she’s nearly broke, she opted to host a very modest party. To give you an idea how modest it was, the candles she used for her cake… were made from her husband’s thighs.
One of the greediest people of all time (according to Newsweek magazine) just turned 80! Imelda Marcos became an octogenarian on July 2, 2009. You know what that means? She can be the next Senate president or mayor of Manila!
Top 10 Ways Imelda Marcos Celebrated Her 80th Birthday
No. 10: Spent hours lecturing her most famous grandson on the bad effects of “ecstasy”
No. 9: Torched hundreds of current and past issues of Newsweek magazine
No. 8: Watched videos of her all-time favorite local reality show, “Born Diva”
No. 7: Laid a wreath of flowers at her late husband’s imaginary tomb at the Libingan ng mga Bayani
No. 6: With daughters Imee, Irene, & Aimee, and Marcos loyalist Cherry Cobarrubias, plus a medium, visited the Manila Film Center and conducted a séance. She sought forgiveness from the “spirits” for whatever “harm I have caused you.”
No. 5: Learned the steps of “Single Ladies” and “Jai Ho” with her favorite dancing partner, PCGG Chairman Camilo Sabio
No. 4: Sponsored a high school essay writing and art contest with the theme, “Tatlumpu’t Anim na Taon ng Martial Law: Kagandahan, Kapayapaan, at Kaunlaran”
No. 3: Visited the metro’s slums to “spread beauty and hope”
No. 2: Defrosted and cleaned her favorite refrigerator… “dahil ayaw ni Ferdie na madumi ang kanyang higaan.”
And the No. 1 way Imelda Marcos celebrated her 80th birthday…
Same as last year: injected herself with a dose of formaldehyde – good enough for another year!
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“They call me corrupt, frivolous. I am not at all privileged. Maybe the only privileged thing is my face. And corrupt? God! I would not look like this if I am corrupt. Some ugliness would settle down on my system.”
~ Imelda Marcos
Elsewhere…
President Arroyo and… what? A boob job?! Holy mammary glands Batman! Here’s a titillating report from Newsbreak Online. (And be sure to come back here ‘coz that’s one topic I wanted to feast on next. I mean, the procedure, not her boob!)
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wahahaha..nice one!
gosh! that wikipedia entry for camilio “corrupt” sabio reminded me of alan peter cayetano’s “apeng daldal” in the same website a senatorial election ago.
hilarious, these “tinkered” entries are. i can only imagine how would a teacher react if the personality is a school assignment and a student submits a copy/pasted report from wikipedia.
saya saya.
saved the whole webpage of it as souvenir pala. tiyak kasi, mawawala yun pag pumasok na ang damage control na editing. sana, ma feature ng inquirer yung camilo “corrupt” sabio wikipedia entry, kagaya ng ginawa nila key apeng daldal noon.
kaya nasa ref si ferdie ay dahil gusto ni meldy
sa libingan ng mga bayani
btw…what’s been keeping Borgy Manotoc lately? Hopefully rehab – if he is serious about pursuing a political career….
PH, this is your chance to rub elbows with your LA Lakers Kobe! i suggest you to get in contact with the event organizer of his visit for a photo-ops with him. good luck, Lakers fan! tell him that you are the most popular blogger in the country!
hahahha.
i was at the Kobe “show” naman at Philsports Arena last year. But will definitely go see him this month.
holy mamary glands batman!!! BWAHAHAHA!!!
now its almost certain that most of what she had are FAKE!!!
There was a rumor that Arroyo had a boob job at St. Lukes. It was only among doctors then and they showed her Xray with the implants. Won’t expound anymore in fear of prosecution.
“Half moon with tip”. Madam’s all time favorite manicure.
‘ Good Lord, help me get over that “defrosted and cleaned” her fave fridge! ahahaha.. isn’t it galling and offensive seeing how she’s celebratin’ and Cory’s sufferin’ from cancer?
- anyway, i am from the second district of Pampanga, and i do pray my kabalens would vote the way they did in your poll. The Macapagal family should be reminded Pampanga is not their empire.
who had a boob job? imelda
Imelda nearly broke? With those jewelry and a (modest) party!Talaga? *eyes rolling*
This only proves that ang mga “masamang damo matagal mamatay”…bwiset.
on Top 10 Ways..
Wahaha! epic! OMG! Oh My Gas! My stomach is again full of gas while reading & laughing. PH is the new panacea.