Michael Jackson, 50
It’s confirmed: Michael Jackson is in heaven. But angels are keeping a close eye on him because he has become strangely too chummy – with cherubs.
The world famous dancing Cebu inmates paid tribute to Michael Jackson by singing and dancing to four of his hits. Not to be upstaged, controversial cougar Vicki Belo has also paid tribute to the “king of pop” – by replacing her current face with a fourth one.
Some of country’s socialites are also paying tribute to Michael Jackson. Vicky Zubiri, Imelda Cojuangco, Tingting Cojuangco, and Baby Arenas are donating used faces to charity.
Arroyo’s Travels
Between 2001 and 2009, President Arroyo reportedly made 50 foreign trips. Yup, 50 trips abroad in nine years! But that’s nothing compared to what she’s accomplished this year alone: 51 trips to Pampanga!
PCGG’s Sabio
Official records show that Camilo Sabio, the controversial chairman of the Presidential Commission on Good Government has traveled abroad at least 18 times in the last year and a half, or almost once every month. That makes him a perfect candidate for president.
Pampanga Politics
Good News: Propesor Randy David, umani ng suporta sa planong pagtakbo laban kay Gloria
Bad News: Mga taong sumusuporta hindi residente ng Pampanga
Good News: Mar Roxas, inanunsyo ang suporta sa kandidatura ni Randy David sa Pampanga
Bad News: Guesting ng propesor at asawa sa Wowowee, pinaplantsa na!
Pampanga Politics II
Initial reports say there are three possible candidates for the gubernatorial post in Pampanga: Lilia Pineda, Lito Lapid and Mikey Arroyo. In another report dismissed as irrelevant by those three potential bets, 50% of Pampanga voters consider relocating to neighboring provinces.
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You have a good point there Heckler. Dami nga suporta ni Prof David puro naman di taga-dun. Anyway if they do run against each other, David will be fighting a Goliath na mas maliit pa kay David! Nyahahaha!
PCGG? That’s an extinct brontosaur. Good Governance my ass.
I wouldn’t be surprised either if GMA wins against Prof David. With the kind of electorate we have – we are breeding monsters and demons in our society.
I was watching TFC the other day when I almost puke after seeing on how the people of Zamboanga welcomed Jalosjos…and I thought nowadays it wasn’t only in Davao crocodiles live in captivity.
You nailed it again Heckler. You can have all the voices supporting Prof David, but the main thing is, they have to be voters from Pampanga’s District 2. If the residents from District 2 are currently reaping the benefits from the Macapagal-Arroyo clan, (ie. infrastructure, jobs, assistance etc…) it’ll be a long, long shot for the UP Professor.
i am one of those who support Randy David- and not a Pampanga resident.
however, being a non-resident should not keep you from supporting what you believe is right.
there are many other ways by which we can pledge our support- blogging is one.
Siyetehan…Blogging is not going to reach the farmer in Guagua nor the quarry worker in Porac! If you really support Prof David, you need to drive to Pampanga’s district 2 and inform its people. Best of luck !! Mind you, aside from Gloria, Lubao still loves it’s son, the former Pres Diodado. And to give you a curve ball, there’s also the Pineda factor. Like what I said, best of LUCK.
thank you, John T. However, hindi lang naman mga magsasaka at manggagawa ang botante sa distrito ni Gloria? Ilan sa kanila ang kabataan botante na may access sa internet at posibleng makabasa ng mga artikulo na pabor kay Randy David?
I will have to agree na mahirap labanan. It is true- mahal ng Lubao si Diosdado at si Gloria- pasko ngayon sa Pampanga araw-araw kahit hindi disyember because of the “blessings”.
I say Randy has got 30% chance of winning. But his decision, win or lose, is worth saying na may tumututol kay GMA.
PH you’ve got to hurry come up something about the coup at Honduras. Here’s for a starter:
Question: What does GMA & Honduras President have in common?
Answer: They’re both NORAnian.
Apparently the Honduran coup happened because (hold your breath):
The president wanted to change the constitution to extend his term.
The scenario sounds familiar heheh?
I hear they are releasing Christmas bonuses and other perks for the Philippine army early this year. Lol!
yes, that’s correct. but have you notice yung NUNAL?!
i was watching the news kanina and randy david was saying sobra talaga ang patronage politcs sa pampanga. grabe.
Please stop it already with the MJ stuffs. The whole world is still grieving and making jokes out of the situation is not helping at all… It ain’t funny to many of us.
Heckler, I can’t help but be entertained by your entries on Michael Jackson’s death
Found out earlier that your favorite MJ song pala is “Will You Be There.” Taking off from that, dedicated sa mga trapo ng Pilipinas ang another MJ song na “Man In the Mirror.”
If they admire the King of Pop, sana mag-reflect sila sa message ng kanta lalo na yung mga inu-una ang Cha-cha at politika kesa sa kapakanan ng bayan..
” The curiosity of the neighbors about you, is a tribute to
your individuality, and you should encourage it.”
hindi ko naintindihan ang ‘tribute to individuality’, but
what is clear is, mga chismosa’t chismoso mga neighbors…
patronage politics suck but it is a very sad reality…
it just goes to show that some people cannot grasp the concept of doing things for the greater good of the country… parang sila lang ang may karapatang mabuhay dito
dapat si gloria na lang ang kinuha at hindi si MJ. Atleast si MJ eh may pagmamahal sa tao (lalo na sa mga bata).
May pagmamahal naman si GMA sa mga “bata” nya ah! AYun oh palaging kasama sa foreign trips, me extra pork funds, at kung ano ano pang gifts. o di ba?
sabi nga nila… ang masamang damo, hindi agad namamatay. well that explains kung bakit nauna si MJ kay Gloria.
the dancing Cebu inmates are really famous & good. when they danced a song from Korea’s Wonder Girls – ‘Nobody’, many of my Korean friends were impressed. Now they’re hoping they’ll dance to SNSD’s Genie or 2NE1’s Fire.
RIP M J.