Influenza Hits DLSU
Health officials reported that a De La Salle University student was the latest victim of Influenza A (H1N1) virus. When La Sallistas heard the news, a majority of them rushed home to scan their laptops.
The good news is De La Salle University-Taft has suspended its classes for 10 days following reports that one of its students was tested positive for Influenza A (H1N1). The bad news is the La Sallistas’ idle brains will have an extended period of rest.
MRT 24/7
The government halted the experimental 24/7 operation of the Metro Rail Transit or MRT after only two days citing setbacks in maintenance. MRT officials are now seeking the help of our congressmen – clearly, the authority when it comes to railroads and railroading.
Mancao Is Back
Former police senior superintendent Cezar Mancao II is finally back home but admits he’s been having sleepless nights… something he has in common with a certain Panfilo Lacson.
Top 10 Movie Remakes Starring Cezar Mancao II (With the special participation of Sen. Panfilo Lacson)
No. 10: Terms of Indictment
No. 9: Journey to the Center of the Dirt
No. 8: Dead Man Talking
No. 7: I Know What You Did to Dacer Last Summer
No. 6: The Unbearable Darkness of Ping
No. 5: I Still Know What You Did to Corbito Last Summer
No. 4: Kasali, Kasalo, Kasabwat
No. 3: Babangon Ako’t Ikakanta Kita
No. 2: Patayin sa Sindak si Pulbura
And the No. 1 movie remake starring Cezar Mancao II (with the special participation of Sen. Panfilo Lacson)…
Mancao Is Back II
Former police senior superintendent Cezar Mancao is back and has vowed to bare all… to which Sen. Lito Lapid said, ‘‘Katatapos lang ng sex videos, hubaran na naman? What is happening to this country?!”
Kho’s Drug Test
Have you heard the news? Self-confessed drug addict Dr. Hayden Kho went to the Philippine Drug Enforcement Agency (PDEA) for a drug test, and he tested negative! That was the second weirdest thing Hayden Kho has learned in recent days… next only to his discovery that his mom and his girlfriend were of the same age.
Talk about weird, here’s another. Dr. Vicki Belo secretly went to PDEA for a drug test too but instead of a urine sample, she submitted a strand of hair. Inconclusive lab results showed she’s 60 percent drug-free and 40 percent plastic.
Elsewhere
Manny Pacquiao makes it to Forbes Magazine’s Top 100 Celebrities. Kobe Bryant ranks higher than Michael Jordan and LeBron James.
Newsbreak has a juicy tale on two married government officials.
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“Every unpunished murder takes away something from the security of every man’s life.”
~Daniel Webster
1st again!!! hehehehe!!!
Shef! Ka-level na ng La-sallista ang IQ ni Lito Lapid. Something relevant kuno and with matching English sa end sentence.
Congrats Mr. Heckler!
p.s.
pero dash life, laging mey heckling.
Nagui-guilty ako when I heckle Lasalle, the alma mater of my kid sis, kasi, ang galing galing nya naman as MSF (Doctors w/o Borders) Doctor. Paalis na naman nga papuntang Africa.
Ya, my bro is also from lasalle..
hilarity!
made my day.
Pabasa ko kaya sa mga staff ko na La-sallista. Haha. Mashare ko nga. :]]
You really crack me up! Genius!!! “Hubaran na naman”
More, please…
I’m just wondering, is the video scandal really worth the senate probe? I shared this with some of my co-workers (of other race) here in New Jersey and they asked me why. I couldn’t justify it. They were like, ‘so what if he’s a doctor’?
Don’t the senators have anything more important to do? Ummm, just a thought.
Just wondering…
Well it’s not worth the senate’s probe, but then, election time is fast approaching. kanya kanyang eksena na itech, ‘day. hihihi
Seriously, our senators are wasting Juan Dela Cruz’s money probing things that are not of national interest. Just my thoughts din … nakaksawa na! nakakaloka sila! ano ba!
Korak Mama! Kaya nga may bagong pauso si Mr. Bang e.
I won’t be surprised if Villar will be the one to handle the case of Mancao and Lacson. ITS PAYBACK TIME! at syempre, sawsaw si Jamby Beybe (a.k.a. Kaladkarin) sa likod ni Villar. Lecheng pulitika, nakakadiri na… Bakit pa kase sa La Salle pa pumunta ang AH1N1 at hindi sa senado. tsk tsk tsk…
Balita si Sen Jamby meron daw Flu…(could be be AH1N1?)
ya, katakot tuloy magpunta ng mbc
yes! May say na naman si Lapid bwahahaha.
you’re really funny and witty, mr. heckler and i always read your stuff pero easy naman sa aming mga taga La Salle. di naman namin ka-level sa IQ si lito lapid. ; ) keep on heckling!
MATALO SANA LAKERS MO!! HAHA!
GO MAGIC ! UNDERDOGS ON TOP!!
Sh*t magic..pahirap sa cavs..
Keep on heckling! these trapos, senators and overrated celebrities really deserved it!
Go Lakers and mabuhay mga taga UP!
excerpts from the PDI news report (6/4/2009) of Ramon Tulfo, to wit:
No wonder the Lapids have become filthy rich from the excrement of Mt. Pinatubo.
Lito Lapid may not know how to speak English, but it appears he’s a genius in the arithmetic of graft.
St. Benilde across La Salle Taft did not suspend its classes. Students of CSB are complaining because their brains are now working harder compared to their La Salle counterparts.
Okay, I’m La Sallista pero there’s no complaining from me. It’s not like I haven’t heard that before hehe. The rest are still funny.
bkt flue spelling ng flu sa tags mo heckler and jeckler?
The reason why Sen. Lacson withdrew from the presidential race is because according to him, “has no money… that reality sinks in…”. He can’t afford the presidential campaign, much less a PR man (the last, he least needed).
When La Sallistas got fever, they immediately suspect its H1N1, they got accommodated at Asian Hospital and got national attention. When students from AMA University got fever, ^*Pu&!!!)+#@!!! Medicol lang yaan!