WE’VE ONLY JUST BEGUN

14 04 2009

erap_mug Erap’s Picks
Earlier this week, former president Joseph Estrada revealed the opposition’s 12 potential bets for senator in the 2010 national elections. Next week, he will reveal the names of 108 more – for the remaining nine factions of the opposition.

Ex-president Joseph Estrada has bared the opposition’s list of 12 potential bets for senator in the 2010 national elections. President Arroyo’s staunch ally – Sen. Miriam Defensor-Santiago was included in the list, to which the feisty senator said, “Nakakaloka!”

ted Former president Joseph Estrada has announced the opposition’s 12 possible bets for the 2010 senatorial polls. The list includes broadcast personality Teodoro Etong a.k.a. Ted Failon – something that didn’t really come as a surprise since Failon is affiliated with the only genuine opposition group in the country today – “ABS-CBN Party.”

Erap has bared the names of the opposition’s 12 potential bets in the 2010 senatorial elections. Liberal Party’s Mar Roxas II has also revealed his party’s three possible senatorial candidates. Asked why he picked only three, he said, “Bakit? Kasya ba ang labindalawa sa pedicab!?”

And did you hear the latest? Born Again Christian leader and presidential aspirant Eddie Villanueva has likewise picked his 12 bets for 2010. He declined to name all but he nonetheless identified four: John, Matthew, Simon, and James.

bonglani1 Bong Revilla’s Plans
Bong Revilla has decided not to seek the vice presidency in 2010. Revilla said he was happy and satisfied being an actor, a TV host… and a part-time senator.

Bong Revilla said he would no longer run for vice president in 2010. Making that decision was by far, his biggest accomplishment yet as a senator.

Bong Revilla has also confirmed that his actress wife, Lani Mercado will run for a Congressional seat in Cavite next year. Caviteños are now wondrin’ if they’ve done something bad against the Revillas to deservr such a harsh punishment.

obamapup1 The First Canine
The White House has a new pet! America’s First Family, the Obamas just bought a six-month-old Portuguese water dog. That was big news in the US! But here? That’s nothing. Malacañang has its own lucky bitch since 2001.

The First Canine II
People at the White House got so excited when they heard about the arrival of the Obamas’ new pet dog. That’s the exact sentiment felt by Malacañang staff when Jinggoy first arrived at the palace in ’98.

The First Canine III
There’s a new pet dog at the White House! But that’s nothing compared to Malacañang’s three rabbits.

gma ChaCha Survey
The latest Social Weather Stations survey showed that 66 percent of Filipinos are opposed to a proposal to amend the Charter that would allow President Arroyo to extend her term. If it’s any consolation, a whopping 88 percent are in favor of seeing her inaugurate new road projects in Ifugao every week.

GMA’s Wish
Of course, you’re aware that President Arroyo celebrated her 62nd birthday last April 5. But guess what, she’s now accepting gifts and surprises for her 63rd birthday next year. Do you know what’s on top of her wish list? An “advance party.”

jdv De Venecia on Party Merger
Former House Speaker and Pangasinan Rep. Jose De Venecia Jr. warned that the proposed merger of Lakas-CMD and Kabalikat ng Malayang Pilipino (Kampi) could lead to a disaster. Come to think of it, JDV has a point… because the last time Lakas and Kampi solons merged, his Speakership bid had disastrous results.

Senate of the Philippines vs. Villar
Remember the controversial C-5 road extension project in Paranaque City, which received double allocation in the 2008 national budget? The Senate ethics committee headed by Panfilo Lacson has found the case against former Senate President Manny Villar over this road project “sufficient in form and substance.” For the interest of those who do not understand those terms, when you say “sufficient in form and substance,” it means… brace yourself guys: the election season has officially begun!

Wanted: Priests
According to the Catholic Bishops’ Conference of the Philippines, the country is facing a serious shortage of priests. Hoping to entice young Filipino men to enter the priesthood, the CBCP says the Church is giving seminarians an opportunity to free education, an opportunity to serve the Lord, and an opportunity to become a governor someday.

Despite the serious shortage of Catholic priests, the CBCP has reportedly rejected the idea of accepting gay applicants in the seminary. Senior members of the clergy do not want younger competition.

The CBCP says it is discouraging gays from entering the priesthood. Asked why, a CBCP official said, “Heller! Gusto mong ma-imbyerna ang Papa?!”

chard In Entertainment…
Actor Richard Gutierrez filed a 25 million peso-libel case against entertainment website Philippine Entertainment Portal for the site’s inadvertent uploading of an unverified news report that Gutierrez got involved in a brawl with a fellow actor. Rumors say, if the actor wins the case, he’ll use the money to buy something special and essential for his mom – breeding.

BREAKING NEWS (April 17, 2009):
Lawyers of Annabelle Rama have issued a cease-and-desist order to prevent the Philippine Entertainment Portal from printing anything and everything on or about Richard Gutierrez because of the barrage of negative comments they generate against the Gutierrezes. Because of this development, the latest illustrated edition of Merriam-Webster will carry the photo of Annabelle Rama and family… beside the word “insecure.”

Kata-Quote!
‘‘I’m running for vice mayor but I don’t know yet under which party.’’
~ Actress and Councilor Aiko Melendez on her plan to seek the second highest political seat in Quezon City

Elsewhere…
Manila Standard Today columnist Antonio Abaya wrote:
“… for the protest movement to gain the participation of the crucial middle class, trapos (like Erap) and Communists should be excluded from its leadership. I am glad that some people are finally realizing the validity of that limitation.” Read the complete article here.

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20 responses

14 04 2009
benbalazador

‘‘I’m running for vice mayor but I don’t know yet under which party.’’
~ Actress and Councilor Aiko Melendez on her plan to seek the second highest political seat in Quezon City
how about MILF party? MILF accepts non muslim i heard :D

14 04 2009
daraga

Ho no! I think Erap came out with the list to delude himself into thinking he’s still king even as Mancao will surely bring him down with another pres aspirant Ping Pong Lacson.

For a while there, I thought I read GMA is 6’2. Happy birthday talaga yun!

14 04 2009
jasonbruce

Got a good laugh on the the Obama pet, Revilla’s and Rama.
Thanks!

14 04 2009
ling

hai nako! i’m sick of this hodgepodge of “artistas” assuming for political position.
they better stick to their crafts of being “artists”.

BTW, are they really are “artists”?

15 04 2009
Dinah

umpisa na ng circus!

15 04 2009
chiwee

On Bong’s being part-time Senator —– How true, how true! LOLS

On Cavitenyos wondering why should they deserve Lani as harsh punishment from the Revillas —– although I am a Cavitenya by choice/circumstances for more than a decade already, I actually don’t have an idea if Cavite is happy or sad on the Revillas. There’s one amazing fact about their power though. Every Dec 25th, traffic is snarled from Talaba to Imus. The cause? kilometers-long of ordinary folks, queuing at Aguinaldo Hi-way where their compound is, for the annual gift-giving of cash and in kind.

15 04 2009
Jason

Ay, senator pa rin pala ngayon si Bong Revilla?!

Nyahehehe…

15 04 2009
batang laurel are

Korina should also be included in that list..hahaha

15 04 2009
siyetehan

batang laurel:

Korina couldn’t be included in the list. (Kasi hindi siya puwedeng humiwalay sa partido ni Mar… baka murahin siya).
:D

15 04 2009
dreadnaught27

The First Canine
The White House has a new pet! America’s First Family, the Obamas just bought a six-month-old Portuguese water dog. That was big news in the US! But here? That’s nothing. Malacañang has its own lucky bitch since 2001.

mabuhay si joey salceda!

15 04 2009
OscarDelaHopia

super LOL at Revilla’s plan and Rama’s breeding..

at may Kata-Quote! pa.. hahhaha..

15 04 2009
RAVJ

Hala, lagot ka….
Tignan mo ginawa mo sa misis ni Ted.
Di nakayanan ang…

…bahala na nga kayo mag conclude.

16 04 2009
i'm no angel

so shocking to hear about Ted Failon’s wife… but even more shocking is his and ABS CBN’s plea to leave his family alone.
Di ata fair yan dun sa mga taong hinarass nila just for the sake of news reporting and exposes.

In Entertainment…
Actor Richard Gutierrez filed a 25 million peso-libel case against entertainment website Philippine Entertainment Portal for the site’s inadvertent uploading of an unverified news report that Gutierrez got involved in a brawl with a fellow actor. Rumors say, if the actor wins the case, he’ll use the money to buy something special and essential for his mom – breeding.

there are olts of things that you can buy with a visa or mastercard
but proper breeding is priceless…

16 04 2009
Anonymous

“Former president Joseph Estrada has announced the opposition’s 12 possible bets for the 2010 senatorial polls. The list includes broadcast personality Teodoro Etong a.k.a. Ted Failon – something that didn’t really come as a surprise since Failon is affiliated with the only genuine opposition group in the country today – “ABS-CBN Party.” ”

Well, guess what, his “political career” ended before it just begun.

16 04 2009
batang laurel are!

hi heckler! i cant wait ur post about Mario Teodoro Failon Etong and on JDV’s refusal to testify at Senate on ZTE…

16 04 2009
batang laurel are!

Having an official pet in the White House is a tradition long started by George Washington..while here in the Philippines, the officials in Malacanang Palace are also the pet..

16 04 2009
emperorbananaketchup

The CBCP will have a hard time recruiting, what with the priesthood’s reputation for being a hotbed for sex scandals (take that, Pinoy Big Brother!!)

17 04 2009
imbestigador

ABS-CBN is a Political PANTY and not a Media Entity.

20 04 2009
Aiko Melendez, tatakbong vice mayor ng Kyusi sa 2010 | Showbiz Manila

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20 04 2009
jovet

magkakahanay nga cla lahat…eh si annabelle rama?

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