Late!
It felt like forever. Finally, after six long days I was able to update this blog. I would like to apologize for the late update. I was really busy the past few days. Again… I am very sorry. I know some people would be disappointed with the delayed apology. But come on guys. Mine took only six days, Cory waited for seven years!
Speaking of Cory and her apology to deposed president Joseph Estrada last week, her son, Sen. Noynoy Aquino said it was just a joke. In fact, it was the second funniest joke Cory has ever delivered – the first one being Kris.
Former president Cory Aquino has drawn flak from lawmakers and civil society groups for saying sorry to deposed president Joseph Estrada. Sen. Mar Roxas believed though Cory would have avoided the criticisms had she said, “Putang-ina mo Erap, pinapatawad na kita.”
SWS Survey
A pre-Christmas survey conducted by the Social Weather Stations showed that the four most anticipated food for ordinary Filipinos in the Yuletide feast were “lechon,” salad, spaghetti and ham. Among Filipino lawmakers though, the top answer was pork.
Communists@40
The Communist Party of the Philippines, who’s been trying to overthrow the government since 1968, marked its 40th anniversary on Friday, December 26. Wow! They’re like celebrating 40 consecutive years of failure! Amazing!
On its 40th anniversary last Friday, the Communist Party of the Philippines unveiled its 5-year insurgency plan. For 2009: Torch at least 20 Globe cell sites in the provinces. And for 2010: Elect five more party-list representatives to Congress.
On its 40th anniversary last Friday, the Communist Party of the Philippines unveiled its 5-year insurgency plan. Nope, contrary to rumors, the plan does not include getting a new party leader who’d be willing to face the enemy right here in the Philippines.
Joma’s Facebook
CPP-NPA founding chair Jose Maria Sison has opened an account in the social networking site Facebook. His Facebook status? “Joma is having a great time in Europe.”
This just in: Rumors say New People’s Army spokesperson Gregorio “Ka Roger” Rosal has also created a Facebook account. His status? “Ka Roger is kinda inggit at Ka Joma but fully understands the situation.”
DOH vs. Firecrackers 
The Department of Health will use ’scare’ ads to discourage the use of firecrackers during the New Year’s Eve revelry. One of the print ads will show a close-up of Vicki Belo’s face.
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Apologizing – a very desperate habit – one that is rarely cured. Apology is only egotism wrong side out.
~Oliver Wendell Holmes, Sr., The Professor at the Breakfast-Table
Oh My! Hahahahaha.
I nearly fell off my chair. Re: Kris and Dra. Vicky. Lololol.
Have a prosperous, funny and interesting 2009 PH. Just “balance” your posts dude….so that you will be “PH Balanced” next year. (Corny).
CW
Aw. Galeng ng quote. But I beg to disagree. Haha. Amf. Guilty kse. Lol.
Cory must be getting senile or experiencing the onset of Alzheimer’s to
apologise to a convicted plunderer like Erap. She’s slowly getting to be
as ridiculous as her daughter Kris.
lol at the comment on Kris..that was so mean! ^_^
Siguro wla lang syang choice that time kundi ang magsorry. When I first heard it napa.. huwaaatttt!! ako ng bonggang bongga. And promise di tlga ako magpapaputok this new year.. scared ako magiging kamukha ko si vicky! lol!
Hala, pati facebook, pinasok ni Joma? Baka multiply ang susunod, tapos ang myspace at friendster. Kawawang matanda.
second funniest joke Cory has ever delivered – the first one being Kris
*Noynoy is another joke Cory delivered…
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*Noynoy is another joke Cory delivered…
Plus remember those 8 hour brownouts? Was that a JOKE too? You never know, perhaps she had this psychological “fear of lights” then… Photophobia. But I heard it was because some buddy was selling generators then..
on Communists @ 40: ‘Wow, they’re like celebrating 40 years of failure. Amazing!’ I had a bellyache from laughing loudly. Seriously, I once believed in the cause that they’re fighting for but as I grew older I realized that the same people who cried revolution became corrupt and self-serving.
We’re still lucky, we’re not that faceless and voiceless. We can still air our grievances and in some way freedom of expression is exercised in this country. So I still think the pen is mightier than the sword or shall I say the blog is mightier than the M-16 in conquering?