THE 12 BAD DAYS OF CHRISTMAS 
On the first day of Christmas
Bad Santa sent to me
A crazed Justice Secretary
On the second day of Christmas
Bad Santa sent to me
Two JDVs
And a crazed Justice Secretary
On the third day of Christmas
Bad Santa sent to me
Three oil firms
Two JDVs
And a crazed Justice Secretary
On the fourth day of Christmas
Bad Santa sent to me
Four Garci calls
Three oil firms
Two JDVs
And a crazed Justice Secretary
On the fifth day of Christmas
Bad Santa sent to me
Five GMAs
Four Garci calls
Three oil firms
Two JDVs
And a crazed Justice Secretary
On the sixth day of Christmas
Bad Santa sent to me
Six Jocjoc lying
Five GMAs
Four Garci calls
Three oil firms
Two JDVs
And a crazed Justice Secretary
On the seventh day of Christmas
Bad Santa sent to me
Seven Charter changin’
Six Jocjoc lying
Five GMAs
Four Garci calls
Three oil firms
Two JDVs
And a crazed Justice Secretary
On the eight day of Christmas
Bad Santa sent to me
Eight Roxas cursing
Seven Charter changin’
Six Jocjoc lying
Five GMAs
Four Garci calls
Three oil firms
Two JDVs
And a crazed Justice Secretary
On the ninth day of Christmas
Bad Santa sent to me
Nine Villars inserting
Eight Roxas cursing
Seven Charter changin’
Six Jocjoc lying
Five GMAs
Four Garci calls
Three oil firms
Two JDVs
And a crazed Justice Secretary
On the tenth day of Christmas
Bad Santa sent to me
Ten bishops ranting
Nine Villars inserting
Eight Roxas cursing
Seven Charter changin’
Six Jocjoc lying
Five GMAs
Four Garci calls
Three oil firms
Two JDVs
And a crazed Justice Secretary
On the eleventh day of Christmas
Bad Santa sent to me
Eleven Reds a-purging
Ten bishops ranting
Nine Villars inserting
Eight Roxas cursing
Seven Charter changin’
Six Jocjoc lying
Five GMAs
Four Garci calls
Three oil firms
Two JDVs
And a crazed Justice Secretary
On the twelfth day of Christmas
Bad Santa sent to me
Twelve Eraps comebacking
Eleven Reds a-purging
Ten bishops ranting
Nine Villars inserting
Eight Roxas cursing
Seven Charter changin’
Six Jocjoc lying
Five GMAs
Four Garci calls
Three oil firms
Two JDVs
And a crazed Justice Secretary!
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Those who are too smart to engage in politics are punished by being governed by those who are dumber.
~Plato
heckling at its best! *bow*
Ay wow, super song number ako rito. hahahaha.
we had fun singing this with my younger sis. hehe
har har ! I enjoy reading your musings. you are truly a professional heckler.
BRILLIANT!!!!!
Just the best!
My best friend told me he asked Manny Villar to take an acting workshop to improve his onscreen and onstage persona, which at present is a cross between a drug lord and a peddling pedophile.
Manny reportedly answered, ” No I don’t need acting improvement. ”
Umpisa palang, ang tigas na ng ulo/ Masyadong bilib sa sariling PRESS RELEASE.
Take it from Obama, it was 26 years old PR directors who made him so charismatic in all media. Same age is his speech write.
Villar is not in touch with people who wish him to improve. With the youth. With reality. I hope he spends all his assets. It’ll trickle down to the economy.
It’s time to give back what you ill-got, Manny.
Wahahahaha. Nadale na naman yun company kung san me work. Lol. But ok lang. Nag-enjoy ako dito. You made me sing. Hehe. =]]
Nice! I love it! Heckler, you should put up a Christmas album.
can i repost this? This is wickedly gooooood!all the copyrights, acknowledgments and credits yours:D
galing!
kimd (11:28:47) : edit
can i repost this? This is wickedly gooooood!all the copyrights, acknowledgments and credits yours:D
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SURE.
And to everyone who read the post, tara… sabay-sabay ulit tayong kumanta.
i loved singing this one, LOL. now having LSS with the line “A Crazed Justice Secretary”. Thank you for making my day
Merry Christmas!
jejeje…matgal ko ng binabasa blog mo peo ngaun lang ako nakapag comment…napakanta kasi ako ng wla sa oras while reading your post..nice!lol!
hehe — ang lufet!
“A Crazed Justice Secretary” — simula pa lang mabigat na! haha!
Magaling! Magaling! Magaling!
the best Christmas song ever!
witty.brilliant.galing!
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Hahahaha! seeing a picture of GMA surfing is so funny, hahahhaha! Well, at least she’s still poised
It’s a good thing you have summed up all the happenings for the year, I hope you get another chance before the next elections, so people are reminded…we all know how forgetful Filipinos are!!!
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Wow! Haha. Galing a.. Haha..
Mahusay!
Have added you in my links! Exchange links po.:) Merry Christmas.
Magaling!
sabay-sabay nating kantahin ‘to!
Sobrang nakakatawa!!!! Ang Galing!
nice one!