TWELVE (BAD) DAYS

21 12 2008

THE 12 BAD DAYS OF CHRISTMAS


On the first day of Christmas
Bad Santa sent to me
A crazed Justice Secretary


On the second day of Christmas
Bad Santa sent to me
Two JDVs
And a crazed Justice Secretary


On the third day of Christmas
Bad Santa sent to me
Three oil firms
Two JDVs
And a crazed Justice Secretary


On the fourth day of Christmas
Bad Santa sent to me
Four Garci calls
Three oil firms
Two JDVs
And a crazed Justice Secretary


On the fifth day of Christmas
Bad Santa sent to me
Five GMAs
Four Garci calls
Three oil firms
Two JDVs
And a crazed Justice Secretary


On the sixth day of Christmas
Bad Santa sent to me
Six Jocjoc lying
Five GMAs
Four Garci calls
Three oil firms
Two JDVs
And a crazed Justice Secretary


On the seventh day of Christmas
Bad Santa sent to me
Seven Charter changin’
Six Jocjoc lying
Five GMAs
Four Garci calls
Three oil firms
Two JDVs
And a crazed Justice Secretary


On the eight day of Christmas
Bad Santa sent to me
Eight Roxas cursing
Seven Charter changin’
Six Jocjoc lying
Five GMAs
Four Garci calls
Three oil firms
Two JDVs
And a crazed Justice Secretary


On the ninth day of Christmas
Bad Santa sent to me
Nine Villars inserting
Eight Roxas cursing
Seven Charter changin’
Six Jocjoc lying
Five GMAs
Four Garci calls
Three oil firms
Two JDVs
And a crazed Justice Secretary


On the tenth day of Christmas
Bad Santa sent to me
Ten bishops ranting
Nine Villars inserting
Eight Roxas cursing
Seven Charter changin’
Six Jocjoc lying
Five GMAs
Four Garci calls
Three oil firms
Two JDVs
And a crazed Justice Secretary


On the eleventh day of Christmas
Bad Santa sent to me
Eleven Reds a-purging
Ten bishops ranting
Nine Villars inserting
Eight Roxas cursing
Seven Charter changin’
Six Jocjoc lying
Five GMAs
Four Garci calls
Three oil firms
Two JDVs
And a crazed Justice Secretary


On the twelfth day of Christmas
Bad Santa sent to me
Twelve Eraps comebacking
Eleven Reds a-purging
Ten bishops ranting
Nine Villars inserting
Eight Roxas cursing
Seven Charter changin’
Six Jocjoc lying
Five GMAs
Four Garci calls
Three oil firms
Two JDVs
And a crazed Justice Secretary!

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Those who are too smart to engage in politics are punished by being governed by those who are dumber.
~Plato

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22 responses

21 12 2008
Angela

heckling at its best! *bow*

21 12 2008
Eph

Ay wow, super song number ako rito. hahahaha.

21 12 2008
warwaywaray

we had fun singing this with my younger sis. hehe

21 12 2008
Leon

har har ! I enjoy reading your musings. you are truly a professional heckler.

21 12 2008
Brian

BRILLIANT!!!!!

Just the best!

21 12 2008
larry leviste

My best friend told me he asked Manny Villar to take an acting workshop to improve his onscreen and onstage persona, which at present is a cross between a drug lord and a peddling pedophile.

Manny reportedly answered, ” No I don’t need acting improvement. ”

Umpisa palang, ang tigas na ng ulo/ Masyadong bilib sa sariling PRESS RELEASE.

Take it from Obama, it was 26 years old PR directors who made him so charismatic in all media. Same age is his speech write.

Villar is not in touch with people who wish him to improve. With the youth. With reality. I hope he spends all his assets. It’ll trickle down to the economy.

It’s time to give back what you ill-got, Manny.

21 12 2008
autumn

Wahahahaha. Nadale na naman yun company kung san me work. Lol. But ok lang. Nag-enjoy ako dito. You made me sing. Hehe. =]]

21 12 2008
darkcheron

Nice! I love it! Heckler, you should put up a Christmas album.

21 12 2008
kimd

can i repost this? This is wickedly gooooood!all the copyrights, acknowledgments and credits yours:D

21 12 2008
rhya

galing!

21 12 2008
professionalheckler

kimd (11:28:47) : edit

can i repost this? This is wickedly gooooood!all the copyrights, acknowledgments and credits yours:D
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SURE. :)

And to everyone who read the post, tara… sabay-sabay ulit tayong kumanta.

21 12 2008
Ria

i loved singing this one, LOL. now having LSS with the line “A Crazed Justice Secretary”. Thank you for making my day :-) Merry Christmas!

22 12 2008
azul

jejeje…matgal ko ng binabasa blog mo peo ngaun lang ako nakapag comment…napakanta kasi ako ng wla sa oras while reading your post..nice!lol!

22 12 2008
gerrycho

hehe — ang lufet! :D
“A Crazed Justice Secretary” — simula pa lang mabigat na! haha!

22 12 2008
Kresha

Magaling! Magaling! Magaling!

the best Christmas song ever! :D

22 12 2008
theonoski

witty.brilliant.galing!

22 12 2008
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22 12 2008
filipinagossipgirl

Hahahaha! seeing a picture of GMA surfing is so funny, hahahhaha! Well, at least she’s still poised

It’s a good thing you have summed up all the happenings for the year, I hope you get another chance before the next elections, so people are reminded…we all know how forgetful Filipinos are!!!

filipinagossipgirl

http://filipinagossipgirl-anythingeverything.blogspot.com/

23 12 2008
yfur

Wow! Haha. Galing a.. Haha..

Mahusay!

Have added you in my links! Exchange links po.:) Merry Christmas.

23 12 2008
batang buotan

Magaling!

sabay-sabay nating kantahin ‘to!

1 01 2009
Mommy

Sobrang nakakatawa!!!! Ang Galing!

21 02 2009
batang laurel are!

nice one!

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