TOXIC

Melamine and the Senate
After lab tests showed they were free of melamine, 28 dairy products were cleared by the Department of Health. Nope, there’s no truth to the rumor Senate President Manuel Villar was a dairy product… although he’s been cleared.

Toxic Cosmetics?
Three congressmen – Luis Villafuerte, Martin Romualdez, and Aurelio Gonzales have alerted the BFAD over the possibility that cosmetic products in the country — not just milk ingredients from China — might also contain toxic substances. The congressmen sounded the alarm upon seeing the photos of Vicki Belo, Tingting Cojuangco, and Imelda Cojuangco in the society pages of a newspaper.

History of HIV/AIDS
A new study has revealed that the AIDS virus has been circulating among people for about 100 years, decades longer than scientists had thought. When they heard the news, the Chinese people chorused, “O, don’t look at us!”

Salvaged Chemicals
Reports say a total of 402 barrels of endosulfan have been salvaged from the capsized MV Princess of the Stars. When ex-president Joseph Estrada heard this, he said, “Malakas ang kutob ko, involved si Lacson d’yan!”

Cristy vs. Nadia
Gossip columnist and libel convict Cristy Fermin dropped a bombshell on The Buzz today: She said retired actress Nadia Montenegro has another daughter, but her husband, former Kalookan City mayor Boy Asistio is not the father. Panfilo Lacson and Jamby Madrigal are reportedly filing a Senate resolution to investigate the matter.

Cristy Fermin vs. Nadia Montenegro II
Gossip columnist and libel convict Cristy Fermin has revealed that Nadia Montenegro gave birth not only to five children as she has claimed but to six kids. The Asistios called it a shame. Showbiz columnists described it as a shocker. The Catholic Church wants Nadia to be their spokesperson against the Reproductive Health Bill.

Cristy Fermin vs. Nadia Montenegro III
In an ongoing online survey, the Philippine Entertainment Portal asked, “Sino ang mas pinapaniwalaan mo, si Cristy o si Nadia?” As of 11:30PM Monday, 61% answered Nadia; 14% answered Cristy and the rest said, Lacson.

Chris Tiu Hates Porn
Interviewed by entertainment editor Ricky Lo, Ateneo Blue Eagle hotshot and TV host Christ Tiu revealed that he has never seen a pornographic movie saying, “Nasusuka talaga ako sa mga gano’n.” He also told Ricky Lo that one time, when his friends watched porn, he just ran away. The title of the movie: “La Salle Scandal.”

Chris Tiu Hates Porn II
In an interview published October 5 in the Philippine Star, Ateneo Blue Eagle star and TV host Chris Tiu revealed that he has not seen porn and does not intend to see one. The college heartthrob explained, “Nasusuka ako sa mga ganoon,” to which priests from Ateneo said, “Talaga? Bakit naman kami hindi?”

Chris Tiu Hates Porn III
Asked by entertainment columnist Ricky Lo if he has seen a pornographic movie, Ateneo hotshot and TV host Chris Tiu said, “Never. Nasusuka ako sa gano’n.” Ricky Lo agreed.

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Hypocrisy is a fashionable vice, and all fashionable vices pass for virtue.
- Moliere