GROUP HUG

Honasan’s Suggestion
To put an end to the partisan bickering in the Senate, Sen. Gringo Honasan suggested that they hold a bull session and end it with a group hug,

… to which Jamby Madrigal said, “Sure, as long as I stand next to Pia.”

… to which Mar Roxas said, “Sure, as long as I stand next to Migs.”

… to which Migz Zubiri said, “Sure, as long as I stand next to Sonny (Trillanes).”

… to which Antonio Trillanes said, “Are you nuts? I’m in jail!”

… to which Panfilo Lacson said, “Sure, I can stay for an hour in jail!”

… to which Loren Legarda said, “Count me in. I know someone in jail.”

… to which Edgardo Angara said, “Sure, as long as I stand next to (deleted). Ooops, ‘wag na nga lang. May pinatay na ang asawa no’n! Kay Chiz na lang.”

… to which Chiz Escudero said, “Sure, as long as I stand next to my schoolmate Kiko.”

… to which Francis Pangilinan said, “Sure, as long as I stand next to my professor Miriam.”

… to which Miriam Defensor-Santiago said, “Sure, as long as the three-dimensional expanse between ourselves is enough to prevent the possible spread of both pathogenic and saprotrophic microbiological life forms.”

… to which Alan Peter Cayetano said, “Sure, as long as I stand next to my health-buff sister.”

… to which Pia Cayetano said, “Sure, as long as I stand far enough from Jamby.”

… to which Aquilino Pimentel said, “Sure as long as I stand next to Jinggoy.”

… to which Jinggoy Estrada said, “Sure, as long as I stand next to my pareng Bong.”

… to which Bong Revilla said, “Sure, as long as I stand next to pareng Lito.”

… to which Lito Lapid said, “Sure, basta ‘yong group hug, sama-sama tayo. Ayoko ng solo.”

… to which Richard Gordon said, “Stupid! That’s why it’s called group hug! Let me stand next to Noynoy na nga lang.”

… to which Noynoy Aquino said, “Sure, as long as I don’t stand next to Enrile.”

… to which Juan Ponce Enrile said, “Sure, as long as I stand next to Joker.”

… to which Joker Arroyo said, “I’ll never allow that. I’ll block the proposal!”

… to which Pong Biazon said, “Group hug?! Sure! Let’s go! One… two… three…hugggggg!”

… to which Manny Villar said, “Wait, you forgot about me! Sali ako!”

… to which the other senators chorused, “Ay! Singit na naman?!”

Roxas on Double Insertions
Sen. Mar Roxas today declared an all out war against double insertions in the Senate. A month ago, he declared an all out campaign against the MOA on Ancestral Domain. Mar Roxas is getting all out of late, Korina Sanchez is starting to feel very nervous.