Jude Marries, Finally!
Joseph Estrada’s 40-year-old son Jude Estrada takes home a bride. That should finally quell rumors that Erap and Loi actually have two daughters.
Erap’s Advice
During the wedding of his son Jude, former president Joseph Estrada told him, “Limit your children kasi mahal ang bigas.” Jude then hugged his father tightly and whispered, “Dad, thanks a lot! That’s the best advice you’ve given me, ever!”
The Bride’s Promise
At the reception, Jude Estrada’s new wife, Ma. Rowena Ocampo declared, “No matter what they say about you, I will always be here for you.” That’s the exact statement Eric Valade told Jamby Madrigal when they got married in 2002.
Top 5 Things Overheard At the Wedding of Jude Estrada
5: “Pare, ‘wag kang mawalan ng pag-asa sa anak mong tomboy. Malay mo, ikaw naman ang sumunod na makaranas ng himala.”
4: Female Voice: “Hon, anong feeling mo na ikakasal na tayo?”
Male Voice: “Keri lang. Promise.”
3: “Hmmm, siya pala ang bride. Magkano kaya?”
2: “I now pronounce you – Will and Grace, er, I mean, husband and wife.”
And the No.1 thing overheard at the wedding of Jude Estrada…
1: “Daddy, Mommy, Kuya, Ate… siguro naman, maniniwala na kayo ngayon na hindi ako bakla. Tingnan n’yo naman ang asawa ko, ang ganda ganda. Ako ang nag-make up d’yan!”
Pia and Downy
Defending her endorsement of Downy Fabric Softener, Sen. Pia Cayetano said, “I personally lent my name to a good cause, which is saving water.” Today’s lesson: “Huwag itapon ang pinagbanlawan. Gamitin sa susunod na saing.”
Loren On Noli’s Ads
Lucida DS endorser Sen. Loren Legarda slams Vice President Noli De Castro for allegedly spending 200 million pesos in public funds for PAG-IBIG Fund’s advertisements which she describes as being used to promote his political plans. De Castro retaliated by saying that he’s at least promoting housing unlike Legarda who’s promoting whitening.
Pag-IBIG On Noli’s Ads
Pag-IBIG Fund clarified that only 50 million pesos was spent for Vice President Noli De Castro’s public service ads. But Loren Legarda is still furious. Even if she loses half of her body’s melanin pigment, Lucida wouldn’t spend that same amount for her billboards.
Loren on 2010 Polls
Talking about the 2010 presidential elections, Sen. Loren Legarda told the media, “Tatakbo ako. Kahit ayaw nila akong patakbuhin, tatakbo ako.” When Loren’s jailed ex-husband Tony Leviste heard her statement, he blurted out, “Masanay na kayo. Lahat tinatakbuhan n’yan!”
Lakas Line-Up 
Lakas leaders released the names of tentative senatorial candidates for the 2010 national elections led by presidential son Mikey Arroyo. After learning about the inclusion of Mikey, thousands of Filipinos expressed support for the no-elections scenario.
it seems that things are getting bad to worst with our presidentiables…
with so many problem at hand they are already campaigning damn it?!!
“De Castro retaliated by saying that he’s at least promoting housing unlike Legarda who’s promoting whitening.”
- and a placebo whitener at that!
“Huwag itapon ang pinagbanlawan. Gamitin sa susunod na saing.”
- “Magkasing-kulay, pero ‘di sing-mahal. WAIS!!!”
susko dadaan pa tayo sa kalahati ng 2008 at kabuuan ng 2009 tas pinagkakaabalahan na nila ang election?!??! di ba mas maraming pressing issues ngayon, kakaiba talaga mga politician sa pinas oo!!!
am just wondering bakit hindi ata gumawa ng ingay ang kasal ni Jude and Rowena, to think na anak sya ni Erap & idagdag pa un issue na bading DAW sya :p
Seeing Loren Legarda “using” Lucida. I don’t find her maputi at all. Mas maputi pa ako kay Loren without using any chemical products.
Alam ko na ang isisigaw ni Loren pag matalo siya sa 2010. “dinaya akow!!!” Takbo Leren.. Takbo (sana madapa ka para gawin ka ring endorser ng band-aid o di kayay wound wash.
Para kay Sen. Pia: kung kayong lahat na sendor ang lalabhan ko (oo, isa akong labandero – ni gloria na walang nunal); tiyak na kulang na kulang ang isang banlaw. Pero pag ang dumi sa Senadoa ng mawala, sindami ng tubig ng Pagsanjan Falls ang tiyak na matitipid.
Si Mikey tatakbong Senador? Teka, may “K” kaya siya? Isip-isip, wag gaya-gaya.
Loren, pareho lang kayo ni GMA na Assumptionista kanya wala ka ng pag-asa.
bwahahahahhaha… parang gusto kong sumigaw sa tatay ko!
“Itayyyyyyy mabibigyan din kita ng apo balang araw! tingnan mo si jude”
itaga mo yan sa hangin! lols
Sen Loren i think she needs a psychiatric help. malala na yung pagka superiority niya na apektuhan na isip niya.marami ng mga grupo ang gustong magpatalsik at magdestabilize sa babaeng presidente.E2 naman siya pagsisiksikan ang sarili sa 2010 kahit anung gawin ni loren di siya lalabas na pangulo.even she offer herself na mistress ng mga high-ranking general. Hoy joke lang lahat yun! alam ko pikon ka at magdedemanda ng libel kaya babawiin ko lahat ng sinabi ko sa yo. sa totoong lang mabait ka,matalino,maganda,maasahan,makatao,makadiyos,makabayan,magiging magaling na pangulo ka at higit sa lahat Ako AY plastik sa pagpuri sa yo at hinding-hindi na po ako uulit!
mukha namang bading and asawa ni Jude, pati boses niya, parang lalake.