GETTING READY TO RUMBLE

8 05 2008

null GMA vs. The Lopezes

Malacañang’s allies in Congress, Sen. Miriam Defensor-Santiago and Cong. Mikey Arroyo are out to draw first blood on the Lopez-owned Manila Electric Co. as they initiate a joint congressional probe on Meralco’s high power rates. The Lopezes are unfazed though. If GMA has Miriam and Mikey, Meralco has DZMM and ANC.

null JDV III On Food Crisis

Businessman Jose “Joey” de Venecia III said the cause of the country’s rice crisis can be described in one word – corruption. I am offering an alternative description in three letters – JDV.

Threats Against JDV III

Months after testifying on the ZTE broadband scandal, losing bidder Joey De Venecia III told the media that threats on his life continue. He didn’t give a reason though why the public should give a damn.

Gays and Santacruzan

Manila Archbishop Gaudencio Cardinal Rosales discourages homosexuals from joining the Santacruzan… totally ignoring the fact that without gays , the Reyna Elenas, Reyna Emperatrizes and the sagalas would probably look like menopausal hermana mayores sans make up.

No Cams, Phones in ORs

The Commission on Higher Education has banned medical students from using video cameras, mobile phones with camera features and other similar equipment while attending clinical classes and conducting surgeries. But if medical students have attending physicians like those docs at the Vicente Memorial Medical Center in Cebu, why fear a CHEd memo?

null Piolo and Sam to DOJ

Claiming that entertainment columnist Lolit Solis has been bragging that she’s “close” to some DOJ prosecutors, rumored sweethearts Piolo Pascual and Sam Milby went to Justice Sec. Raul Gonzales’s office and sought assurances that the libel case they had filed against Solis would be handled fairly. Secretary Gonzales assured Piolo and Sam that the DOJ is impartial and fair – especially to gay people.

On A Serious Note

Unimpeachable sources say showbiz celeb F is dying. Celeb F went abroad recently for a check up but Celeb F’s American doctors were honest to say that therapy or any other form of medication is useless at this point in time. Celeb F decided to return home. Close friends quoted Celeb F as saying, “Ayokong sa US pa ako abutan.”

Sigh.

Personal null

The NBA’s best player for the past four years has finally won a well-deserved MVP trophy. Yehey! Next up for Kobe Bryant, another NBA title!


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5 responses

8 05 2008
CQ

Would love to read your take on Archbishop Gaudencio Rosales’ disapproval of gay men participating in the Santacruzan. :o )

8 05 2008
carelesshush

ahahaah..alam mo kawawa naman talaga yun mga ‘nagexpose’ ng ZTE deal na yan, natabunan sila ng NFA rice, waaaaa!!

Mr. H, sino si Celeb F? bakit sya dying? hmmmm

sina piolo and sam sus takot naman agad, nagingay lang si lolit, nagsumbong na agad kay gonzales, wahahahah!!!! ai naku mga bading talaga, wahahaha!

8 05 2008
tikboy

Bringing down electricity cost was the campaign slogan (Contra *PPA) of Enrile cuz it’s near and dear to the electorate’s heart. JPE won, the *PPA was “re-aligned” in our billing statement so effectively our Meralco bill did not go down as promised and the election is 2 years away. No wonder Manolo Lopez, Meralco’s big cheese, is unpurturbed. Mr. Lopez and his wife just left for Europe for a two-week vacation.

As for Brenda, the SC Chief Justice and Internatioal Court of Justice reject, she’s taking out her frustrations by grandstanding. Beware, Philippines. Brenda wants to entertain us.

*Purchase Power Adjustment

12 05 2008
Little J.

Celeb F? Could it be Rudy Fernandez?

13 05 2008
issapotching

Celeb F…rudy Fernandez?? all over the news na kasi, nagmisa na nga yun mga friends nya for him di ba? nagmisa yun mga friends while si bong na isa sa mga bestfriend nasa HK, hehehe

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