Cheaper Medicines Bill Ratified
President Arroyo thanked Congress for ratifying the cheaper medicines bill saying it would be a fitting gift to workers on Labor Day. It’s her answer to headaches caused by empty stomach.
Top 5 Signs that the Cheaper Medicines Act Has (Oddly) Changed the Lives of the Country’s Poorest
5: “Mga ‘tol, tawagin n’yo na ang barkada! Magpapainom ako……………….……….….. ng Robitussin!”
4: Pulubi 1: “Pssst, pare, pautang naman ng rugby o. Bayaran kita ‘pag marami akong nakuhang limos.” Pulubi 2: “‘Sensya na pare, nagbagong buhay na ko. Solmux na ang sinisinghot ko ngayon!”
3: “Mario, ilabas mo nga ‘yang sawsawan ng tuyo.”
“Alin po ‘Tay, ‘yong Tiki-tiki o ‘yong Dimetapp?”
2: “Ate, ubos na ‘yong gatas ni baby.”
“Puwes, magtimpla ka ng Aspilets!”
And the no. 1 sign that the Cheaper Medicines Act has (oddly) changed the lives of the country’s poorest…
1: “Wala na pong NFA rice sa lalagyan Inay.”
“Huwag kang mag-alala anak. Isaing mo ‘yang Biogesic.”
Cheaper Medicines Bill Ratified II
Congress has ratified the cheaper drugs bill. Yup, cheaper drugs. The Gucci Gang will be pleased.
Spike Man Strikes Anew 
Lawyer Elly Velez Pamatong filed criminal charges against Pope Benedict XVI and Manila Archbishop Gaudencio Cardinal Rosales for allegedly telling mythical stories, swindling their followers and disturbing public order – in short, religion.
Spike Man Strikes Anew II
Lawyer Elly Pamatong filed criminal charges against Pope Benedict XVI and Manila Archbishop Gaudencio Cardinal Rosales for allegedly telling mythical stories to swindle their followers. When the leaders of INC, El Shaddai, Jesus Is Lord Movement, and Ang Dating Daan heard the news, they instructed their lawyers to “Be ready. Just in case…”
Waterworld
Environmentalist warned that global warming may turn the Philippines into “waterworld” with the country’s 7,107 islands reduced to 6,000 because we will be under a permanent high tide. Everyone who heard the warning was alarmed – except for some congressmen who said they’ll never be afraid of water – which was understandable since crocodiles are amphibious.
KSP lang yan si Pamatong kanya huwag ng patulan. Deadma is the most effective cure for a person suffering from attention deficiency.
akala ko kaya magiging cheap ung available na drugs e dahil ipupush yun generics… cguro da beter f generic names use mo
on cheaper medicines:
this is a relief. at least we can always but cheap pain relievers whenever we feel the pains of crisis.
on elly pamatong:
absurd. but lets wait and see what the luminaries in the judiciary think about the case. i wonder if pamatong is also considering filing cases against cockroach for “invading his privacy”; rats for “robbery”; how about the bacteria and other micro-organisms for “public disturbance”? too much. LOL
whats going on with Pamatong?!? nasobrahan na agap sa cheap meds!
Cheap drugs.. but who would prescibe the medicines? The Vicente Sotto Medical team? The good doctors, the one who knows the medicines are no longer here… they now serve as nurses abroad.
baliw ba yang abogadong yan?
serious? dinedemanda ni pamatong si Pope? weh!! ala na lang magawa eh noh!
” telling mythical stories, swindling their followers and disturbing public order” – e di ba ginagawa din toh ng mga politician??? e bat di sila demanda ni pamatong, hmph!
humour and sarcasm at their best.
the reason why i still love to be a filipino is our ability to laugh at ourselves.