Access Cards
DSWD Secretary Esperanza Cabral revealed that some of the people on the list to receive rice access cards turned out to be dead. That’s how widespread the food crisis has become. It’s not just global. It’s metaphysical.
Access Cards II
Social Welfare Secretary Esperanza Cabral revealed that some of the people on the list submitted by local government leaders to receive rice access cards turned out to be dead. The dry run for the 2010 elections has unofficially begun.
Top 5 Things A Very Poor Person Wouldn’t Wanna Hear While Lined Up to Buy Rice at an NFA Outlet in their Barangay
5: “Palimos po. Palimos po.”
4: “Ssssh, ‘wag kang maingay mare. Oo, pampitong balik ko na ‘to. Pamangkin ko kasi ‘yong taga-NFA. ‘Wag ka sabing maingay!”
3: “Holdup ‘to! Akin na ‘yang treinta pesos mo!”
2: “Makinig! ‘Yong mga bumoto kay kapitan, humanay sa isang linya. ‘Yong mga hindi bumoto, pasensya na po, kulang talaga ang supply na dumating.”
And the no. 1 thing a very poor person wouldn’t want to hear while lined up to buy rice at an NFA outlet in their barangay…
1: “I’m getting impatient na! This line is really so bagal. Gosh! Late na ko for a movie in Rockwell.”
hahaha! natawa tlga ako! nice…!
Hehehehe.. Sana, parang sa fastfood lang, “one rice please..”
gawsh. lol
like your sense of satire…sooo Pinoy!
ahahaha…amf! nakapila sa NFA tas nood pa ng movie sa rockwell!!!!
balita ko, type ng mayayaman ang nfa rice not just because it’s cheap, and not just for their drivers and kasambahays, but because masarap daw! imported kasi!
bwahahhaha kaloka sa ate huh! sosyal sya! toz pumipila sa NFA!
bka naman yung pila nun eh sa SERENDRA!