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14 04 2008
Emergency Powers for GMA
La Union Rep. Thomas Dumpit Jr., a neophyte administration ally in the Lower House, filed a resolution seeking to grant President Arroyo “emergency powers” to immediately and effectively address the food crisis. A devout Catholic, Congressman Dumpit is hopeful that the “powers” would help the equally religious President Arroyo to turn ants into rice grains, and stones into pan de sal. (If that happens, expect her satisfaction rating to shoot up to 100 %!)
Wage Hike
President Arroyo on Monday said she wanted the minimum wages across the country raised. Mrs. Arroyo made the decision over the weekend just seconds after learning that Haiti’s Prime Minister Jacques Edouard Alexis was ousted over the rising food cost in the impoverished country.
Income Tax Returns
Today, April 15, 2008 is the last day for the filing of income tax returns… otherwise known as Dishonesty Promotion Day.
Disinherited
Sen. Jamby Madrigal has filed a case in court contesting her being disinherited from the estate of her late multi-millionaire aunt and high-society icon, Consuelo “Chito” Madrigal-Collantes. Just when we thought that only her Senate colleagues have a loathing for her…
Disinherited II
Sen. Jamby Madrigal has filed a case in court after being disinherited from the multi-million estate of high-society icon Chito Madrigal-Collantes who died very recently. Close friends of the senator tend to believe persistent rumors that the late octogenarian socialite was homophobic.
DJ Montano and Brian Gorrell 
Delfin Justiniano “DJ” Ocampo Montano appeared on Korina Sanchez’ ANC show recently and strongly denied all the allegations raised by ex-boyfriend Australian blogger Brian Gorrell. From drug use to swindling to his knowledge of the mysterious death of a Tantoco scion, he denied everything. In fact, rumor has it he’s appearing again on another Korina Today episode just to deny that he’s gay and that he knew Brian Gorrell.
if Dj would deny he’s gay that would invalidate his previous “outright denials”
jamby’s grouchiness and obnoxious demeanor (e.g. mood swings, irritability, pickyness, and so on) are symptoms of the ebbing of the estrogen and progestrone levels in her system. Simply put, she is in the initial stage of menopause. when the female hormones are completely dried up, she’ll be another miriam defensor-santiago.
end-stage menopause is characterized by dementia.
just face the truth pointblank dj, not because ur an elite makes less as a culprit… greediness knows no social status…but people let dj tell his side. let us not be indifferent to our fellowman..Let time tell whose telling the real story..
DJ is givig us Pinoys a bad name. He’s mabaho kili kili !