(P)RESIDENT EVIL

19 02 2008

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Neri and GMA

Rodolfo “Jun” Lozada revealed that Commission on Higher Education Chairman Romulo Neri once described President Arroyo as “evil.” Well, that explains why three impeachment complaints didn’t work on her. Maybe, an exorcism will.

Neri and GMA II

According to Jun Lozada, CHEd Chairman Romulo Neri described President Arroyo as “evil.” Now we know why the CBCP is so afraid of her.

Neri and GMA III

CHEd Chairman Romulo Neri described President Arroyo as “evil.” Now we know why she could speak 15 different languages, some of which ordinary Filipinos wouldn’t normally understand.

Neri and GMA IV

According to Jun Lozada, CHEd Chairman Romulo Neri called President Arroyo “evil.” So what does that make of Mikey, Dato and Luli? Anak ng De*onyo?!? Ouch!

Neri and GMA V

An incensed Mikey Arroyo lashed out at Jun Lozada for saying that Romulo Neri had described his mother as evil. Mikey allegedly threatened that if their paths crossed, he would attack Lozada… with his horns.

Neri Will Stay

Amid calls for him to step down and abandon President Arroyo, CHEd Chairman Romulo Neri said he “had no reason to and I have no intention to resign.” Romy Neri is now officially… possessed.

Money for Lozada

The good news? The “sanctuary fund” being raised by the Senate for Jun Lozada has reached 500,000 pesos. The bad news? That’s just one fourth of his kids’ tuition at La Salle Greenhills.

Money for Lozada II

The good news? The “sanctuary fund” being raised by the Senate for Jun Lozada has reached 500,000 pesos. The bad news? That’s just half of the interest he needs to settle with Citibank.

In Other News…

Sen. Bong Revilla was hospitalized because of chest pains making him unavailable in the ongoing Senate hearings. If it’s any consolation, hindi halata.

JDV and the 2004 Polls

Pangasinan Rep. Jose De Venecia Jr. will file a resolution seeking to probe the alleged cheating in the 2004 elections. Uyyy, may nagpapapansin.

JDV and the 2004 Polls II

The good news from Pangasinan Rep. Jose De Venecia Jr.: he’s reportedly filing a House resolution seeking to investigate the alleged cheating in the 2004 elections. The bad news for him – we already have a hero in Jun Lozada. He should pretend to be one some other time.

From My Inbox

Lozada: 1/2 Pinoy, 1/2 Chinese

Atienza: 1/2 Pinoy, 1/2 Hawaiian

Lacson: 1/2 Pinoy, 1/2 Pinay

Jamby: 1/2 Boy, 1/2 Girl

Enrile: 1/2 GMA, 1/2 Erap

GMA: 1/2


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19 02 2008
Not Yet Sikat » Blog Archive » Jun Lozada jokes are the new Erap jokes

[...] professional heckler’s post (P)Resident Evil has a round-up of the “colorful characters” in this unfolding drama. Here’s a [...]

19 02 2008
Jef

Kung hindi halata si Bong Revilla, mas lalong hindi halata si Lito Lapid. Invicible man! Hahahahaha!

19 02 2008
stuart-santiago

funny funny funny!!!
thanks for the laughs ;)

19 02 2008
gerrycho

JDV is so bitter he might as well run for president on 2010 elections.
I really he get to have them more bitter politicians — so they can collapse on their selves.

20 02 2008
wakay_ako

Ang galing mo talaga professional heckler. You really make my day!

20 02 2008
Anonymous

If Mikey, Dato and Luli were Anak ng De*onyo…what would Mike be?

20 02 2008
millette burgos

Heck, you’re one heck of a guy. Keep heckling…

20 02 2008
venus

senador pa rin ba until now si lito lapid?

20 02 2008
Josh

“An incensed Mikey Arroyo lashed out at Jun Lozada for saying that Romulo Neri had described his mother as evil. Mikey allegedly threatened that if their paths crossed, he would attack Lozada… with his horns.”

…and fork!

God I hate him!

21 02 2008
Geisha

yeah tama! exorcism lang ang makakatanggal ng evil na yan sa malakanyang!
and it’ll be the next big hit:
the exorcism of GMA.

22 02 2008
katchupoy

oo, nga! senador pa rin ba si lito lapid? :(

22 02 2008
imbestigador

Only In The Philippines!

Administration and Opposition camps are praying for God’s Grace…..

Pero Para-pareho silang Nagtatawagang EVIL

26 02 2008
laya

hay naku! buo na naman ang araw ko nang mabasa ko ito! *thumbs up*

26 02 2008
issapotching

Sen. Bong Revilla was hospitalized because of chest pains making him unavailable in the ongoing Senate hearings. If it’s any consolation, hindi halata.

o nga di naman halatang nawawala sya sa mga hearing di ba? he he he..ang tanong umaatend ba talaga sya?!

4 03 2009
May

GMA: 1/2. What about FG? 1/2 Pinoy, 1/2 Baboy? Ay, it’s the lent season na pala. Cge na nga, 1/2 elepante.

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