I BEG YOUR PARDON!

Erap Thanks GMA

Joseph Estrada who has consistently and repeatedly dismissed Gloria Macapagal-Arroyo as a cheater, a thief, a liar, and a power grabber thanked her for granting him executive clemency. And surprise… he even addressed her as “Your Excellency President Gloria Macapagal-Arroyo.” The Middle East wars, the European FMD outbreak, the Darfur genocide, the Asian earthquakes and tsunamis, and now this: Erap calling Gloria president?! Repent! Repent! The end of the world is near!

Erap’s Focus

JV Ejercito says his father, convicted plunderer and newly GMA-pardoned Joseph Estrada is now focusing on clearing his name. If that’s his plan, then expect more lies to come.

Erap & Jinggoy

Tabloid headline: “Erap, doesn’t want Jinggoy to make movies” Kami rin!

Corny Corner: Who’s Been Had?

Erap: “Hahaha. Naisahan ko si GMA. Binigyan niya ako ng pardon kapalit ng pagtawag ko sa kanya na presidente. Akala niya seryoso ako?! Hindi! Hahaha!”

GMA: “Hahaha. Naisahan ko si Erap. Tinawag niya akong presidente. Ako? Presidente!? I wish! Hahaha!”

Top 5 Signs that Erap and GMA Have Indeed Become Friends

5: Mikey Arroyo and Jinggoy Estrada agreeing to star in the local version of Brokeback Mountain

4: Joseph Estrada and Mike Arroyo deciding to play golf together regularly

3: Gloria Arroyo and Loi Ejercito start calling each other “‘Mare”

2: Luli Arroyo and Jude Estrada start calling each other “Sis!”

1: Gloria Arroyo appointing Joseph Estrada as “Anti-Plunder Czar”

In Other News…

Pinoy Priest Is a Thief

A Filipino Roman Catholic priest accused of stealing church donations to support his secret wife and their three children in the United States and wire money to the Philippines pleaded guilty to embezzling about $600,000 (P26 million) from two Roman Catholic churches in Virginia. Had he stayed in the country and ran for public office instead, he would have avoided committing the crime – because in here bundles of cash are given as a gift – even without any occasion or no specific reason at all.

Eradicating Jueteng, Again!

Philippine National Police chief Director General Avelino Razon Jr. wants illegal gambling particularly jueteng “killed” in all regions. He couldn’t be serious. That’s tantamount to killing all his regional directors!

Gay & Libelous

The law firm representing actors Piolo Pascual and Sam Milby insisted that Lolit Solis’ claim that she saw Piolo and Sam having coffee in a hotel a couple of weeks back implied that the actors were gay and therefore, libelous. Puwes, kung gano’n… kasuhan n’yo na rin sina Boy Abunda, Ricky Lo, Ricky Lee, Ricky Reyes, Ricky Rivero, Fanny Serrano, Rustom Padilla, Chito Alcid, Portia Ilagan, Jose Javier Reyes, Joel Lamangan, Arnell Ignacio, Manuel L. Quezon III, at Charito Planas. Isama n’yo na rin sina John Osmeña at Jamby Madrigal – dahil silang lahat… libelous!

Si Kuya Germs ba libelous din?

Have a great week ahead! Go out and vote!