I KNOW.
This post smacks of inconsistency.
While I vowed in my previous post to heckle people only, and not pigs, the stubborn heckler in me prevailed.
After all, Malu Fernandez deserves my wrath. So here goes the…
Top 10 Things to Tell Malu Fernandez When You See IT
10: “Looking at you, we realize what a waste of skin you are.”
9: “You’ve got more issues than PEOPLE Asia and the Manila Standard Today combined!”
8: “A sharp tongue does not mean you have a keen mind.”
7: “Do you still love nature, despite what it did to you?”
6: “If your conscience could be surgically removed, it would be a minor operation.”
5: “Whatever’s eating you – must be suffering horribly.”
4: “You are the reason God created the middle finger.”
3: “There are several people in this world that we find loathsome – and you are all of them.”
2: “If we were to kill everybody who hates you, it wouldn’t be murder; it would be genocide!”
And the No. 1 thing to tell Malu Fernandez when you see IT…
1: “In case you die, we’d like to attend your funeral. However, we’ll probably just go to work that day. You know… business before pleasure.”
true. true. i’m definitely hating this pig too. maybe i’ll print your top ten; just in case i bump into IT i’ll make sure IT hears all the things in your list and more. wait till i forward this bit of b***s**t which IT calls an article to my friends (haha, i can smell a people power to get rid of this pig).
Poor thing! perhaps she didn’t get much attention while in Dubai which explains her rage toward OFWs. Well, she’s ugly and greasy eh? Emirates Airlines for sure will be investigated for allowing this thing to travel alone, not sedated, and caged. Why she didn’t take Saudia? through Riyadh or Jeddah. Owww i forgot pigs are not welcome here nyahahaha
the rich and famous dont use the ledra marriott when in athens. and they go to the islands, not just in the mainland. hence this Ms. Malu Wang F is cheap and poor, trying to be in the higher echelon of Phil society by travelling to the rogue part of the Mediterranean. Greece is very affordable. Any OFW from Dubai and nearby countries can go there, anytime they like…..
Just look at this wretched woman…. she would not even be at par with Ms. Nanette Inventor.
oh, she won’t be accepted to live in Grasse as her olfactories are clogged. what perfume does she wear anyway?????? Perhaps Charlie on the SR 2 tag!
my initial reaction….”Oh my pig!!!”
Maawa naman kayo. Malu is literally frying in her own fat. She is now Malu Chong.
There really isn’t any need to insult Ms. Fernandez further; I think she’s quite miserable on her own. I’ve encountered her enough to know that she’s pretentious and obnoxious. I also know that although her family may have some affluence, I certainly would never include her among the truly high-end of Philippine society she aspires to associate herself with. Sure she may orbit the circle, but she lacks the financial gravitas to truly live the lifestyle at that level. But even that aside, her complete lack of finer sensibilities or circumspect in her utterances indicate a mistaken concept of how the higher strata generally operate. The upper-crust manner, in my humble opinion, is one where there is the absence of a need to prove it to anyone. The traditionally rich guard the private details of their lives, perhaps just sharing it with a few intimates. Bragging about the inconsequential accoutrements of “the fabulous life” as Ms. Fernandez does in article after article, smacks more of an arriviste rather than a person already “to the manor born.” The classic signs are all there – name-dropping, an obsession with expensive accessories (and the need to highlight the brand), the feeling of entitlement, the clear disdain and lack of empathy for those she feels are not of her strata. It must be very difficult for her to constantly try to keep up with a crowd she just can’t keep up with financially. If she could she would have easily bought a first-class ticket and we would have all been spared of her tirade.
Feeling alienated from a crowd she so desperately wants to be a part of must make her very frustrated. Many bloggers also made fun of her portliness. I would imagine that the insults concerning her weight we’re not the first time she had heard such comments. She was physically large when I met her, and she still is to this day. There must also be a great deal of frustration in not being able to lose the weight. Part of being “Fierce and Fabulous” is the glam-factor. Obesity isn’t generally considered glamorous. There is so much out of her control that I can only imagine her seething anger as she sat in economy with her fellow Filipinos from Dubai. Powerless to do anything to extricate her from that circumstance, she lashed out by berating them, by trying to convince people that although she sat in economy with them, she is not one of them. She is high class and they are not. That kind of venom, that kind of irrational anger is so deep-seated that it can only come from a life she felt she had no control of – much like her weight and her social status.
I hope we wont cross paths with IT. She’s dead meat if that happens. If this animal isn’t kind to the human race, I won’t feel bad myself not being kind to this animal as well.
Malu Fernandez is the youngest sister of Miguel Zubiri’s Mom. I have had many dinners with the Zubiri family and know for a fact that Tito Miguel shares the same sentiments his aunt does as to keeping his elitist status and not bridging the gap of socioeconomic classes. He’s a pompous asshole that should’ve never been elected to the Senate.
Hello Pro-Recto. What’s your beef with Migz? You sound mad.
Migz, hesitantly, first ran for congress because his dad’s 9 years were done, so someone had to continue nepotism in Budkidnon. His older brothers werent too interested in the position and Migz was a bum — so his dad dangled money, the prestige of having a title, and more money so that Migz would sit in Joe’s position for 3 years. 3 years only!
The idiot liked the lime light and enjoyed his “gwapings” status in the house. But he never really wanted to serve. He is the puppet of his father. That pisses me off.
At least Ralph has his own mind, his own convictions. Marches to the beat of his own drum because he thinks its right even if its unpopular. Raffy Recto always asks his sons over dinner, “When are you two going to get real jobs!?!?” I guess until the next elections Ricky and Ralph are going to have to.
…how about richard gordon? he said something like, “bat kayo nagagalit e totoo nman?”.